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Byron said that they can’t prove it was Jeff Hardy that hit Elias.  They are not in the cell FYI.

They were back and fourth until Elias got the upper hand on the floor.  Of course, Jeff came back.  If they have Elias lose, with his album coming out tomorrow, it makes no sense.

Elias gets a two with a powerbomb out of the electric chair.  Jeff got a two with Whisper In The Wind.  He hit a Twist of Fate and then put Elias across the apron.  He rolled to the floor so Hardy chased.  Elias was going to use the guitar on the floor but Jeff took it and nailed Elias, getting DQ’d.  I guess Jeff didn’t care since, well, this match was thrown together at the last minute.  Basically, it was a filler match and I expect to see Hardy crash Elias’ album release tomorrow.

Otis vs. Miz is up next.  I know you are super excited.  They re-aired Law and Otis.  JBL being a judge makes about as much sense as the Dinner gimmick from AEW this week.  Those segments are the same thing to me, ridiculous.

If there is a wrestling God this match will go to a draw and the Money In The Bank contract will go away forever.  Yeah, I know it won’t happen, but it should.

Kayla interviewed Otis in the back.  Typical Otis promo.  He’s angry.  Miz is out first.  He has Morrison with him.  Watch Miz will win and they will have footage of him with it on Miz and Mrs.  Now that I think of it, that may just be what happens.

Otis is out next, with the briefcase, lunch box and Tucky.  This is also not inside the cell for those curious.

It’s all Otis early on, as you’d expect.  That changed when Morrison jumped on the apron and distracted Otis, allowing Miz to take control.  Morrison nailed Otis with a cheap shot.  Miz unloads.

Would anyone you know buy the Body By Steak half shirt that Otis wears?  Nah, me either.

Miz threw kicks and Otis hulked up.  He is bouncing his stomach.  Vince is popping no doubt.  Otis is laying in the lumber.  Morrison saved Miz from The Caterpillar.  Otis chased him away but again, the diversion worked on Otis.  Morrison tried to hit Otis with the briefcase but the ref caught him and sent him to the back.  Otis got a two on a rollup, then another with a discus clothesline.  Otis came into the ropes and Tucky creamed Otis with the briefcase.  Miz rolled him up and now has the briefcase.  So after bringing out Lucha Otis on Monday, Tucker turns on Sunday.  Why? Don’t ask me.  Miz is super happy, of course.  He ran to the back.  Why did Tucker do it?  Tune into Raw to find out.

In the back, Miz and Morrison are very happy.  Kayla asked if he cares about destroying Otis’ friendship with Otis, uh no.  Reigns and McIntyre are on notice.  

Tucky showed up. It isn’t about you Miz.  It’s about him doing all of the work in their team.  He did everything and put him first.  That made him an afterthought.  He is sick of Otis.  Well we don’t have to wait for Raw.  Otis can’t tie his own shoes without Tucker.  Otis just showed up and they brawled through the building.

Bayle defends her Smackdown Women’s Title against Sasha Banks next.  Wouldn’t it be nice for Sasha to not only win, but get some defenses of the Title?  I can dream, right?

Sasha is out first.  Bayley is out next, with her pet chair.  Sasha is way over with the fans.  Bayley, not so much.  Down comes the cell. It’s party time.

As it comes down, Sasha dropkicked her pet chair out of her hands and it’s outside the cell.  Like there aren’t other instruments of plunder under the ring!  Anyway, Bayley says she doesn’t need it, and Sasha attacks.

Bayley came back and found a kendo stick and used it.  Sasha threw it out of the cage.  She just wants to fight.  Bayley found another stick and Sasha took it from her, but kept it in the ring.  Sasha changed her mind and went to plunder.  She set up a table on the floor.  Bayley came back though.

They fought over the table so Sasha used to bash Bayley into the cage and then did a Meteora off it into the cage, brought Bayley in the ring and hit another one for a two.  Cool exchange.

Sasha found chairs under the ring (see, I told ya).  They are plundering each other.  Yes, I think plundering is a perfectly fine verb.

Sasha hit a kick on the floor and Bayley went flying into the ring steps.  The Boss grabbed two kendo sticks and set them between the steps and the cage.  It backfired on Sasha.  Ouch.  Bayley made her pay with the sticks to the neck, and she’s happy about it.  She rolled her in, two count only.  Bayley is working over the neck.

Well, she was.  She took a sunset flip powerbomb off the apron, into the cage.  Two count only.  She set up a chair but Bayley wasn’t going to let what happened at the contract signing happen again.  Bayley’s heel facials have gotten really good.  

Oh they just did a nasty spot which ended with Sasha taking her head into the chair off of a sunset flip powerbomb of her own.    Bayley hit the elbow from the top, two count only.  This is really good, which is no shock.

Sasha came back and locked on the Bank Statement but Bayley rolled to the floor and stuck her in the apron, then smashed her head into the apron.  Bayley is pounding the snot out of her with the stick.  Sasha is in a heap.  Bayley grabbed some duct tape.  She used it to make a super long kendo stick.  She has time because Sasha got destroyed.  Then her creation fell apart.  She may be wasting time now.  Yep, as she went to Sasha she got nailed in the face with the CO2 from a fire extinguisher.  Sasha is mad and throwing lots of hands. And Bayley, into the cage.

Back in the ring Bayley is getting worn out with cane shots from Sasha.  She is talking throughout.  That woman has some amazing cardio, damn!  

Sasha lined her up as Bayley went for the chair.  Can Sasha take out her former friend?  Yes.  Except when she went up for the frog splash, Bayley pulled the chair on top so they both got creamed.  Bayley got up first and went to work.  Sasha is down in a heap after going face first on a ladder that was placed over two chairs.  Then Bayley laid her on there.  Put an X on her stomach and went to the second rope, she came off with a chair but Sasha moved.  Meteora off the ladder then she stole the belly to belly but only got a two.  Champ came back but only got a two on the Bayley to Bayley.  But Sasha came back and used the chair to lock on the Bank Statement and Bayley tapped, NEW Smackdown Women’s Champion.  I loved that she used the chair since Bayley used it on her.  We have a new champ, and hopefully she gets some defenses.  She got the belt and put her foot on Bayley as she raised it to the roof.

This was great, just great.  They killed it.

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