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By Dave Scherer on 2022-04-03 20:02:00

Cole just mentioned that Pat McAfee will be only the second man to both commentate and wrestle at a WrestleMania, joining Jerry Lawler.  For now, he will be calling Sami Zayn vs. Johnny Knoxville.

Generally I hate seeing the wrestler lose to the celebrity but the fans hate Sami, and they are popping huge for Knoxville.  Give them what they want.

The Jackass crew is at ringside so expect them to get involved.  This is anything goes, so they can.

Sami opens it up but blasting Knoxville with a Helluva Kick.  He tossed him to the floor and went after Dark Shark.  Knoxville nailed him with a fire extinguisher and is now looking for plunder.  It will have to wait as Sami is back in control.

Sami is using the plunder on Knoxville, who is kind of like an old version of Darby Allin since he likes pain.

Knoxville has a table with mouse traps on it that Sami found.  Vince, watch the comments about AEW on the next call.  I am enjoying this but it’s not high brow at all.  People in glass houses and all.

Sami did an exploder through the table and it knocked Johnny’s glasses off.  Knox is taking bumps, as I expected.

As an aside, Cole and McAfee are a great announce team.  They are so much better than their Raw counterparts.  I know Pat is polarizing but I love his energy.

Party Boy is here and I just saw more of him than anyone ever should.  This is a frickin’ spectacle, not a wrestling match.  And you know, that is what it should be.

Wee Man is here.  He is beating up Sami.  He just did a bodyslam.  This is so ridiculously stupid.  And it works for me.

Sami went up to the top and they shot fire in his ass.  He splatted.  Then Knoxville rolled a bowling ball into his jewels and did a nut shut with a fake foot.  Now it’s shocker time.  Real story, I have one and accidentally zapped myself.  It hurt like hell.  This is freakin’ ridiculous, in a Three Stooges way.  I love the Three Stooges.  Fans are loving it too.

If Knoxville wins, he should do the Curly Shuffle as a tribute.

After tongs to the jewels, Knoxville tossed Sami through the mousetrap table.  Then they got a table sized mousetrap from under the ring.  Taser to the stomach.  Onto the trap.  Off it went.  Knoxville pinned him in the trap.

I am not lying, I literally couldn’t have enjoyed that more than I did.  It was freakin’ awesome!

The Women’s Tag Titles are on the line.  Good luck following Sami-Knox.

Corey, after ranting and raving about Carmella, said that in about 72 hours they will be married.  Congrats.

They are flying all over the place, as is often the case in these kinds of matches.

It was all action, and good stuff.  The finish came when Sasha and Naomi pinned Carmella.  Corey is upset.  I hope we don’t immediately go into will Sasha turn on her partner.  They all worked their butts off.  They kept the momentum going.

Edge, who is trying to do for AJ Styles what Randy Orton kind of wanted to do for him, will try to bring his plan to fruition next.  This should be good.

AJ is coming to the ring with the right side of his face bleeding.  Corey will try to find out why.  Maybe Mike Johnson can beat him to it.

It was back and forth early.  

They are selling that AJ is really hurting.  Well after last night with Boogs I hope they are selling.  They are working snug.  Edge is cut on his back and he just took a suplex into the ropes that I wouldn't take with a good spinal column.  For all of the purists that hated the comedy of Knoxville, you should enjoy this.  Luckily for me, I enjoy both.

They are selling that Edge is working over AJ's bad shoulder.  Great storytelling.

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