Your announcers are Jimmy Smith, Byron Saxton, and Corey Graves.
We begin with footage from last week when Bobby Lashley got added to the Triple Threat Match at Day One because Sonya and Adam don't have any imagination or appreciation of Kevin Owens' genius.
Bobby Lashley makes his way to the ring and he is joined by Montel Vontavious Porter.
Porter says that Bobby Lashley is in the building so get up and give praise to the All Mighty. Porter says you should when you consider what Bobby Lashley did last week. He did what most would say was impossible. He beat Kevin Owens, Seth Rollins, and WWE Champion Big E. None of you are athletes so you wouldn't understand the Herculean task that it took to do what most people would call impossible. Porter says what Lashley did in one night was tantamount to winning the Boston Marathon, then scoring a Triple Double in the NBA Finals, and then go five rounds with Francisco Ngannou and knocking him out.
Now that Bobby Lashley has been added to the WWE Championship Match, you cannot disrespect Bobby Lashley.
Big E interrupts and makes his way to the ring. He congratulates Bobby and wishes him cheese curds. You did what you would say and got into my title match. That isn't the Bobby Lashley I know. When he is in the ring, he does it on his own. Why did Iceberg Slim crack him in the knee? Maybe Bobby Lashley doesn't have the plums he thought Bobby did.
Bobby says he would have beaten Big E in any way. He did not need any help. Bobby says he didn't need any help to beat Seth Rollins or Kevin Owens. He didn't need any help for Little E. You got hit in the knee and I speared you and got the victory. Bobby says that the people are doubting whether I could beat Big E on my own. Bobby says if he couldn't beat Big E, Porter says he would.
Bobby says let's see if Porter can beat Big E. You are a two time US Champion and you have the cane in your hand. I will stand right over here and in the spirit of competition, let's see if that is true.
Porter winds up to hit Big E but Seth Rollins and Kevin Owens attacks Lashley.
Rollins and Owens attack Big E and sen him into the ringside barrier. Owens and Rollins kick Lashley in the ring. Rollins sets for Black Out but Big E with a body block on Rollins and an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Owens. Lashley with a Dominator on Rollins.
(Are we getting a SoonToBeImprompCeption Tag Match later tonight?)
We take a look at Bianca Belair and Doudrop over the last few weeks.
Bianca Belair is in Gorilla and Sarah asks Bianca about The Final Chapter against Doudrop. Bianca says she has kept her eye on the prize on Raw while Doudrop is gunning for me. Bianca says they have one final match for Doudrop to learn that she will never take her out. This will end like the other chapters with her arm raised.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Kevin Owens tells that they need to get Bobby Lashley out of this match. Seth tells Kevin to be quiet.
Sonya Deville and Adam Pearce show up and they say they have a most interesting tag match. It will be Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins against Big E and Bobby Lashley.
Kevin and Seth would like to suggest another idea but Adam and Sonya are proud of their decision.
Match Number One: Bianca Belair versus Doudrop
Doudrop pushes Bianca and Bianca pushes back. Bianca with a forearm and she goes for KOD but Doudrop goes to the floor. Doudrop goes to the apron and drops Bianca on the top rope. Bianca with a shoulder tackle but Doudrop knocks Bianca to the mat. Doudrop with a boot to Belair. Belair with a kick but Doudrop with a forearm. Doudrop with a splash into the corner. Bianca with forearms and an Irish whip but Bianca floats over and hits a drop kick and shoulders in the corner. Doudrop sends Bianca to the apron and Bianca with a forearm. Bianca goes up top and Doudrop catches Bianca and hits a World's Strongest Slam for a near fall.
Doudrop misses a back senton and Bianca goes for a handspring moonsault but Doudrop gets her knees up. Doudrop goes to the floor and Bianca with punches but Doudrop sends Bianca into the apron. Bianca with a spinebuster on the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Doudrop crotches Belair on the turnbuckles. Doudrop goes up top and sets for a superplex but Bianca with forearms tot he back and Bianca goes for a sunset flip power bomb. Doudrop holds on to the turnbuckles and punches Belair. Doudrop misses a sit out splash. Doudrop with a splash into the corner followed by a cannonball for a near fall. Doudrop with forearms to the mdisection. Doudrop tosses Belair across the ring by the hair. Doudrop tosses Bianca down again. Doudrop taunts Bianca but Bianca with a slap. Binaca with a forearm and kick to the midsection followed by a drop kick and shoulders in the corner.
Belair escapes a slam attempt and Bianca with a cross body and a handspring moonsault for a near fall. Bianca punches Doudrop in the corner but Doudrop with a sit out power bomb. Doudrop pulls Bianca to the corner for a Vader Bomb but she takes too long and Bianca moves. Bianca gets Doudrop up for KOD and the three count.
Winner: Bianca Belair
We take a look at Austin Theory and his involvement with Finn Balor.
Austin Theory walks in the back and Kevin Patrick ambushes him.
Kevin asks Austin about his involvement with Vince McMahon. Austin mentions that he is the only one who hangs out with Vince McMahon. Maybe it is the selfies or he sees the promise in him as a future WWE Champion.
Match Number Two: Finn Balor versus Austin Theory
Balor with a forearm as the bell rings and he kicks Theory in the corner. Balor with a back elbow and Theory rolls to the floor. Balor follows but Theory kicks Balor and sends him into the apron. They return to the ring and Balor punches Theory. Theory goes to the apron and Theory drops Balor on the top rope. Theory punches Balor and kicks him. Theory with a boot to the midsection and Theory gets a near fall. Theory with a snap mare and reverse chin lock. Theory with a sunset flip but Balor rolls through and drop kicks Theory because you don't sunset flip Balor. Theory is sent to the floor and Theory trips Balor on the apron and hits a neck breaker to the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Theory with a side head lock. Balor gets his boots up and connects with a back elbow. Balor with a running forearm and double leg take down and double stomp. Balor with a kick to the ribs and then more boots to the chest. Theory with a shoulder from the apron and a slingshot rolling drop kick for a near fall. Theory with punches in the corner. Balor goes up top and Theory crotches Balor. Theory with Lo Mein Pain and then Theory with a selfie cover for a near fall. Balor with a crucifix cover for a near fall. Balor with an elbow drop and running drop kick. Balor goes up top and hits Coup de Grace for the three count.
Winner: Finn Balor
We take a look back at Miz and Edge from last week.
Miz is in the back and he says that he is so happy that Omos shared that with him.
AJ Styles shows up and he asks what were they talking about. Miz says he will see them in the ring.
AJ says they let Miz do his song and dance, then we beat the Mysterios and we will be on top again by the end of the year.
Omos says he can't wait (but he didn't mean it).
Miz makes his way to the ring.
We go to commercial.
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