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WWE RAW REPORT: HANDICAP MATCHES, CHAMPION VERSUS CHAMPION, LOTS OF TALKING, A LITTLE HAIR CARE, PROPOSALS, AND MORE

By Richard Trionfo on 2022-03-28 23:00:00

Your announcers are Corey Graves, Michael Cole, Byron Saxton, and Jimmy Smith.

WWE Champion Brock Lesnar's music plays and he makes his way to the ring and he does the Brock Bounce.  

We take a look at what happened last week with Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns.

Brock wishes Pittsburgh a good evening and he says that their WWE Champion is in the house.  He apologizes for doing this because for the last 20 years, Paul Heyman has been talking for him.  Brock does the introduction that Paul used to do for him.

Brock says he might suck at the introductions but he doesn't suck at country ass kickings.  Sunday, at Wrestelmania, he says he will spoil his game plan.  Brock says they are going on a trip down memory lane.  We are going to take a trip down the streets of Suplex City and then he is going to introduce him to the Beast of Broadway.  Then, we're gonna hit the carnival and go for a ride on the F-5 and no one survives that one.  

Brock says Steve Austin is an ass kicker, but he didn't kick his ass. 

Brock says after their carnival ride, this is where the party starts.  We are going to crash a wedding.  My title is going to marry your title and it is going to have a baby, the unified title.  I will get full custody.  Brock says he is in a good mood because he will final get his hands on Roman.  On Sunday, I will stand above you with two titles and I will raise them to the sky and they will chant . . . YOUR NEW, REIGNING AND DEFENDING UNIFIED CHAMPION BROCK LESNAR.\

Miz says that he imagines Rey Mysterio has an amazing outfit ready for Wrestlemania.  Miz says his favorite mask of Rey Mysterio is the one he took last week.  Miz says he imagines that everyone is livid about it.  Miz says he gave it to the real greatest luchador.  He brings out Lucha Logan.

Logan makes his way to the ring wearing Rey's mask.  

Miz says unmaking Rey was the most disrespectful thing he could have done and he will continue to do it.  He says he will take Rey's mask tonight and wear it with Logan at Wrestlemania.

Dominik with a double leg take down and punches to Miz while Rey backs Logan up on the floor.  Logan goes into the ring and the referee has to hold Dominik back.  The referee sends Dominik to the back.

Match Number One:  Miz versus Rey Mysterio (with Dominik Mysterio)

Miz with an Irish whip and Rey floats over.  Rey with a head scissors take down and Rey misses a baseball slide on Logan.  Miz gets between Logan and Rey and sends Rey into the ringside barrier.  Miz with a DDT on the floor.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Miz goes for the mask on the turnbuckles but Rey with punches and he sends Miz to the mat.  Rey with a seated splash and he kicks Miz in the leg.  Miz goes for a sunset flip but Rey rolls through and hits a drop kick on Miz because you don't sunset flip Rey Mysterio.  Rey with a shoulder in the corner.  Miz gets Rey up for a power bomb but Rey counters into a sunset flip for the three count.

Winner:  Rey Mysterio

After the match, Dominik attacks Logan from behind and sends him into the ring.  They set for a double 619 but Logan goes to the floor.  Rey gets his mask back from Logan.  Dominik with a super kick to Miz and Rey with a drop kick to Miz and they hit a double 619 on Miz.  Dominik with a frog splash and Rey with a frog splash of his own.  

We go to commercial.

Veer says you have been waiting and your fate is sealed.  Your fear is real.  Next week, your fear is here.

We take a look back at everything that has happened to keep Seth Rollins 'off Wrestlemania'.

We see the message that Seth got to meet with Vince today.

We see Seth at WWE Headquarters earlier today.  He cackles as he walks into Vince's waiting room.  We see that Seth has been waiting for 2 hours and Vince is finally ready.

Seth enters Vince's office and Vince doesn't acknowledge him.  Seth keeps talking and Vince keeps ignoring him.  Seth puts his feet on the desk and Vince looks at him and tells him to take his feet off his table.  Vince says he knows why they are here and he wants to get it over with.  Will there be a fine or suspension?  Will I be banned from Raw or Wrestlemania?  Seth does a YYYYYYYYOU"RRRRRRRRRRREE   FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRED. 

Vince says he didn't bring Seth in here to fire him.  Vince says he is surprised that Seth did not win his way into Wrestlemania.  

Seth says it wasn't his fault.

Vince tells Seth he should have asked him instead of jumping through those hoops.  Vince says all Seth had to do was come to him.  This year's Wrestlemania is different than the others.   Vince asks if he can have a stupendous Wrestlemania without Seth Rollins?    He says he could, but he wouldn't want to do it.  Seth will have his own main event.  Seth Rollins will be going to Wrestlemania.  Vince tells Seth he is busy so he cannot tell Seth who hie opponent is.  Vince says it will be of his choosing and Seth will know when he is introduced.

They shake hands and Vince tells Seth he better not disappoint.

Match Number Two:  Omos versus Erik and Ivar

Erik with punches and Omos misses a clothesline.  Erik with a forearm and Omos with a clothesline.  Erik rolls to the floor and is down.  The referee starts his count and Ivar checks on him.  

Winner:  Omos (by count out)

After the match, Ivar gets on the apron and Omos with a kick.

Kevin Patrick goes into the ring to congratulate Omos on his victory.  Kevin asks Omos who he thinks could threaten him at Wrestlemania.

Omos says there is nobody and he will dominate everyone.

Kevin asks if . . . 

Bobby Lashley makes his way to the ring.

Lashley paces in front of Omos and Omos does not move.  

Omos pie faces Lashley away and Lashley punches Omos but Omos grabs Lashley by the head and throws him into the turnbuckles.  Lashley tries for a shoulder tackle but Omos does not move.  Lashley with a shoulder tackle and Omos goes down and to the floor.

They both point to the sign and based on the Jack Tunney Rule, we have a match for Wrestlemania.

We go to commercial.

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