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We begin with the man who earned a spot in the Main Event at Fastlane thanks to his impressive performance last week on Raw. Brock Lesnar is accompanied by Paul Heyman.
Paul Heyman introduces himself and tells us that he is the advocate for mayor of Suplex City, BROCK LESNAR. Paul says they have a lot of business to get to so let's get started.
At the Royal Rumble, Bray Wyatt and his disciples hatched a conspiracy to knock his client out of the title picture. Their plot, plan, conspiracy failed. When he wants to, at his leisure and with his pleasure, Brock Lesnar shall invoke the Eleventh Commandment, thou shalt not mess with Brock Lesnar.
That puts them on the fast track to Fastlane. Last week, Stephanie McMahon did what was beast for business. She announced the title match for Fastlane and it would be brother versus brother versus beast. Dean Ambrose versus Roman Reigns versus Brock Lesnar.
The winner of this match will go on to Wrestlemania to main event for the WWE Championship against Triple H. Paul says that his client has authorized him to say that at Fastlane, Brock Lesnar will both imprison Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose into Suplex City. Brock will F-5 Roman Reigns. Brock Lesnar will F-5 Dean Ambrose. He will put one man on top of the other where he will pin both men. Then he will go on to Wrestlemania to beat the Billion Dollar Trophy Husband where he will once again become the WWE Champion.
Paul says that no one is selling two thirds of the Shield lightly. Roman Reigns knows what it is like to face Brock Lesnar and be put down. He needs to tell this to Dean Ambrose. He rode the short bus to school.
Dean Ambrose comes out and he makes his way to the ring.
Dean asks Porky who is he calling a nutjob. Dean says he has never been in the lair of a beast before and it is cozy. Dean says he told himself that this could have been a bad idea, but right now it looks like he might be crazy, but he ain't crazy. He ain't crazy, stupid, or afraid of Brock. He says he has all the respect in the world for Brock. He wants to look in Brock's eyes so he can tell him he wants the title and he wants it so bad he will fight his own brother for it. He will fight Brock for it.
Does he want to fight Brock? Not really. He knows the beating that Brock will give him at Fastlane. He knows the beating that Roman will give him at Fastlane. Take him to Suplex City. You can throw him on his head. Be prepared to give him the worst beating of his life. Dean says that he is the iron man of the WWE. He will bring his broken body to Wrestlemania and he will take the title from Triple H.
Out of respect, he thought he would come out to tell Brock. He tells Paul he wanted to see what the fuss was about.
Dean goes to the back and Paul and Brock discuss what just happened.
Kalisto is walking in the back because he will be in the next match against Rusev.
We are back and Alberto Del Rio is on commentary for this match.
Match Number One: Kalisto versus Rusev (with Lana) in a Non Title Match
They lock up and Rusev backs Kalisto into the corner and pats him on the chest on a break. They lock up again and Rusev misses a punch and Kalisto with kicks. Rusev pushes Kalisto away and he goes to the floor. Rusev chases Kalisto around the ring and back in and Kalisto with a kick. Rusev with a knee and then he tries to slam Kalisto but Kalisto with a kick and he goes for a head scissors take down but Rusev holds on. Kalisto escapes a power bomb attempt. Rusev with a back elbow.
Rusev with kicks to Kalisto. Rusev tries for a power bomb but Kalisto is able to counter with a rana to send Rusev over the top rope. Kalisto goes for a springboard move and Rusev with a super kick. We go to commercial.
We are back and Rusev with a bear hug. Rusev sends Kalisto into the turnbuckles and connects with a shoulder followed by a splash. Rusev with a suplex throw. Rusev gets a near fall. Rusev runs into an elbow. Kalisto with a kick and he hits a tornado DDT off the turnbuckles. Kalisto with an enzuigiri and he hits a springboard seated senton and a corkscrew cross body. Rusev catches Kalisto on a cross body attempt and Rusev hits a uranage and gets a near fall.
Rusev with an Irish whip and he misses a charge into the corner and hits the ring post shoulder first. Kalisto with a rollup for a near fall. Kalisto with a jaw breaker and a drop kick to the knees. Kalisto with a head scissors driver for a near fall.
Del Rio gets up from the announce table to motivate Rusev and Kalisto with a baseball slide to Rusev. Kalisto with a cross body off the turnbuckles but Rusev catches Kalisto. Kalisto lands on his feet on a fallaway slam attempt. Kalisto with a drop kick to the back that sends Rusev into the ring steps.
Rusev sends Kalisto onto the announce table and he hits a rana that sends Rusev into the ringside barrier. Kalisto rolls back in and the referee makes it to ten.
Winner: Kalisto (by count out)
After the match, Del Rio tries to attack Kalisto but Kalisto gets away.
We go to commercial.
We see Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns in the office and Stephanie enters and she says it was only 8 days ago that this championship belt was your until her husband beat the all.
Roman says it took 29 or more guys to do it.
Stephanie says Dean said he would do anything to become champion. Roman knows what it is like to be the champion.
Roman says after Fastlane, one of them will be the number one contender and they will be closer.
Stephanie says that they are missing the third component. She does not think that Dean really wanted to go to Suplex City. Stephanie talks about people who got knocked out of groups. She mentions Marty Jannetty with Sean Michaels, Randy Orton with Evolution and Dean and Roman with Seth Rollins. Stephanie wonders how long Dean wants to be known as Roman's buddy.
Stephanie says that they will be in the main event against the New Day. United you stand, but divided you will fall at Fastlane.
We get an update on Nikki Bella.
Renee Young is with Brie Bella. Renee asks Brie about Nikki's recovery. She says that the doctors are optimistic that she can get back in the ring. She says that Nikki is watching a lot of the WWE Network. Renee mentions that Brie and Nikki will be on Ride Along.
Charlotte appears with Ric Flair. She tells Brie to give Nikki her best when she sees her. Charlotte says that she cannot believe she might have caused the surgery that could have ended Nikki's career. Charlotte wonders why should she be sorry since she is on her way to becoming the longest reigning Divas Champion.
Before our next match, Heath Slater has something to say. Heath throws out an Uce-oh. They might not be family but they chose each other. Adam says they are four sons of anarchy riding off into the stratosphere. Curtis says they are the closest group of brothers in the WWE. Curtis wants to know where Bo is. Curtis wants Bo to come out.
Adam says he BoLieves they forgot him in the back. Heath says that Bo-Rida said he would not be here tonight. He is in the studio mixing some beats. Just like they are going to beat the Usos.
Match Number Two: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso versus Curtis Axel and Adam Rose(with Heath Slater)
Axel and Jey start things off and Curtis kicks Jey. Axel with more kicks and Rose tags in and connects with a knee drop from the turnbuckles for a near fall. Jey with punches but Rose with a knee. Rose with clotheslines in the corner to Jey and he tags in Axel who chokes Jey on the ropes. Slater gets in a punch and then Axel kicks Jey and gets a near fall. Axel with a reverse chin lock.
Axel with an Irish whip and Axel with a drop kick to Jey. Rose tags in and he kicks Jey and applies a sleeper. Jey punches Rose but Rose with a forearm. Jey has a kick blocked and Jey with a dragon whip. Jimmy tags in and he connects with a forearm to Axel on the apron and then he super kicks Slater off the turnbuckles. Jimmy with a super kick to Axel followed by a thrust kick to Rose. Jimmy and Jey with a double super kick. Jey goes up top for a frog splash and the three count.
Winners: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso
We go to Miz in the back getting ready for MizTV.
We go to commercial.
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