Match Number Five: AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka versus Nikki Bella and Brie Bella
Brie and AJ start things off and AJ with a kick and then she sends Brie face first into the mat. AJ with a kick and she skips around Brie. Brie kicks AJ away and Tamina tags in. Brie with an elbow and Brie goes to the turnbuckles but Tamina pulls her off the apron. Tamina gets a near fall.
Tamina with a reverse chin lock. Brie with elbows but Tamina with head butts and she gets a near fall. Tamina with a rear chin lock. Brie gets away from Tamina and tags in Nikki who connects with clotheslines followed by a back elbow and drop kick. Nikki is dropped on the top rope and Tamina knocks Brie off the apron.
Nikki with a Thesz Press but she misses a charge into the corner. Nikki with a boot and then she tries for a cross body but Tamina catches her. Tamina swings Nikki around and it knocks Brie to the floor. Tamina with a Samoan drop and then she tags in AJ.
AJ with the Black Widow and Nikki taps out.
Winners: Tamina Snuka and AJ Lee
We are back with the WWE Rewind: Kane’s return at Hell in a Cell and his chokeslam on Miz.
Match Number Six: Kane versus Miz
Miz with punches to Kane but Kane with an uppercut and Miz goes down. Kane with a punch and a big boot for a near fall. Kane with a punch but Miz with a kick and boot to the head. Kane with an Irish whip but he misses a splash into the corner. Miz with an Awesome Clothesline and he goes up top. Kane catches Miz by the throat and he hits a chokeslam for the three count.
Winner: Kane
After the match, Kane wants Stephanie McMahon to come to the ring because he has something to say to her.
Stephanie comes out to the stage.
Kane says that Stephanie is on a power trip and she has been manipulative and she has ruined lives. In this day and age, this is what is best for business. Therefore, the monster is hers to unleash.
Kane goes up the ramp and he removes his mask and hair extensions and then walks to the back while Stephanie holds the mask up like Medusa’s severed head.
We go to commercial.
We are back and this week, Darren Young and Titus O’Neil play the part of Don West for the hard sell of merchandise.
Even though the Big Show is fired, we can talk about his lawsuit. David Otunga reviewed the complaint on WWE.com. David talks about what Show is trying to get in damages. It could cost the company millions and loss of the company.
CM Punk makes his way to the ring and he has something to say before his match with Ryback.
Punk says that it does not look like it. For the first time in three months, he slept like a baby. On the top of the Hell in a Cell structure, he caned Paul with a kendo stick within an inch of his life and then he put Paul on his shoulders and put him to sleep. Punk says that Paul Heyman is history.
Punk says that there is one thing left to do and his focus is on Ryback. Ryback is a tough guy, but without Paul, Ryback is a knuckle dragging Neanderthal with no chance of winning. He put Ryback to sleep last night.
Punk says that he puts Ryback through a table, puts him to sleep, or makes him tap out. Punk tells everyone to take notice. They are looking at someone who says what he means and means what he says. He took care of Paul Heyman and he will take care of Ryback.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Seven: CM Punk versus Ryback in a Street Fight
Ryback runs Punk into the corner and he connects with shoulders and elbows. Ryback with a chop. Punk with a cross body for a near fall. Punk clotheslines Ryback over the top rope to the floor. Ryback catches Punk on a pescado attempt and Ryback sends Punk into the ring post and ringside barrier.
Ryback with punches to Punk and he chokes him against the ringside barrier. Ryback goes under the ring and he gets a table. Punk hits Ryback in the ankle with a kendo stick and he hits him again. Ryback picks up Punk and hits a spinebuster. Ryback sets for the lariat but Punk avoids it and hits a swinging neck breaker for a near fall. Punk sets up the table.
Punk misses a round kick and Ryback sets for a power bomb through the table but Punk with punches and Ryback sends him into the turnbuckles. Ryback with forearms and then he puts Punk on the top turnbuckle. Ryback tries for a superplex but Punk with punches and chops that knock Ryback to the mat. Punk with a cross body and Ryback catches Punk. Punk with a round kick and Ryback, falls gingerly onto the table. Punk goes up top and hits an elbow drop. Punk with an Anaconda Vice and Ryback taps out.
Winner: CM Punk
After the match, the Wyatt Family video plays and Bray tells everyone that they are here.
Punk with a kendo stick and he hits Rowan and then Harper. Harper backs Punk into the corner and they double team Punk. Harper with a Gator Roll. Rowan with forearms and punches from Harper as they continue the attack on Punk. Harper Irish whips Rowan into Punk. Harper with a clothesline.
Bray makes his way into the ring and he says that he has been waiting for this. Punk gets in a headbutt on Wyatt and a few shots on Rowan but Harper with a discus clothesline. Wyatt hits Sister Abigail on Punk and he tells everyone the Devil Made Him Do It.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Eight: Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro (with Zeb Colter) versus Cody Rhodes and Goldust in a Non Title Match
Cesaro and Goldust start things off and they lock up and go to a stalemate. Goldust with an arm drag. Goldust with another arm drag into an arm bar. Cesaro with forearms to the back of the head and Swagger tags in. Goldust with an arm drag and knee drop to the arm. Swagger backs Goldust into the corner and Cesaro tags in. Cesaro punches Goldust and connects with a European uppercut. Cesaro with an Irish whip but Goldust with an elbow out of the corner for a near fall.
Cody tags in and they punch Cesaro followed by a snap mare and kick to the head for a near fall. Cody with a punch but Cesaro with a kick and he sends Cody into the corner. Cody with punches and kicks. Cody with elbows and then he hits a gourdbuster.
Cody with a snap mare and then Goldust tags in and gets a near fall with a bulldog. Swagger tags in and so does Cody who hits a springboard drop kick. Cody clotheslines Swagger over the top rope to the floor and we go to commercial.
We are back and Cody with punches but Swagger with a clothesline. Swagger with a belly-to-belly suplex and he tags in Cesaro. Cesaro with a dead lift side salto on Cody. Cesaro with a European uppercut and he tags in Swagger. Jack with a front face lock. Cody tries to get to his corner but Swagger picks Cody up and runs him into the corner. Swagger with shoulders and Cesaro drops Cody on the top rope. Swagger with a double jump Swagger bomb to the back and then Cesaro tags in and he knocks Goldust off the apron before hitting a leap frog double stomp and Cesaro gets a near fall.
Cesaro with a reverse chin lock. Cesaro pulls Cody into his corner but Cody with an arm drag. Cesaro with Swiss Death and Goldust breaks up the cover. Cesaro has some words with Goldust before returning to Cody. Cesaro with a punch and he looks at Goldust. Cody with punches to Cesaro but Cesaro with a European uppercut. Cody with a Harley Race high knee and Cesaro goes to the floor.
Swagger tags in but so does Goldust. Goldust with two clotheslines followed by a drop down uppercut and reverse atomic drop. Goldust with a boot to the head and then he climbs the turnbuckles and punches Swagger. Swagger with an Irish whip but Goldust with a power slam. Cody with Beautiful Disaster to Cesaro when he tries to interfere and Cesaro is sent to the floor.
Goldust with a cross body off the turnbuckles and Goldust gets a near fall. Swagger with an ankle lock but Goldust sends Swagger into the turnbuckles and Goldust gets a near fall that is broken up by Cesaro. Cesaro ducks down and Rhodes goes to the floor. Goldust sends Cesaro to the floor but Swagger with a clip and he applies the ankle lock and Goldust taps out.
Winners: Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see how Damien Sandow joined John Cena as the only men to fail to cash in the Money in the Bank Briefcase.
Alberto Del Rio comes out to the stage with a giant Mexican flag.
Alberto says that he does not care what that stupid gringo Damien Sandow did or did not do, he only cares about beating John Cena. Last night, John Cena stole his World Heavyweight Title. Tonight, John Cena got the victory so it means that he gets his rematch. He will make John pay. He will hurt John and he will hurt him back.
The injured arm is his target. He will attack it over and over and over until he breaks it. The World Title belongs to him. He says that you already know that.
WWE 2K14 comes out tomorrow and we will see a dream match that the people voted for. We see Goldberg versus the Undertaker.
Match Number Nine Summer Rae (with Fandango) versus Natalya (with Great Khali and Hornswoggle)
Summer blocks a kick but Natalya with a take down. Summer with a side head lock. Natalya with a shoulder tackle. Natalya picks up Summer who tries to avoid Natalya. Summer with a jackknife cover for a near fall and Natalya bridges and gets a near fall with a backslide.
Summer runs Natalya into the turnbuckles. Summer gets a near fall. Summer yells at Natalya and she chokes her in the corner. Summer with a front face lock and snap mare. Summer tries to stretch Natalya on the mat and then she gets a near fall. Summer with a back elbow and then she dances before getting a near fall.
Summer with a splash onto the leg followed by a spinning step over toe hold into a leg drop and an Indian Death Lock. Summer slams Natalya’s head into the mat. Natalya runs Summer into the corner and Natalya with knees. Summer slaps Natalya and she gets a near fall. Summer with a rear chin lock.
Summer gets a near fall and she returns to the reverse chin lock. Summer with a drop kick and she gets a near fall. Fandango gets on the apron and Fandango kisses Summer. Hornswoggle pulls Fandango off the apron. Fandango sends Hornswoggle into the ringside barrier and then Khali chops Fandango. Summer yells at Khali and then Natalya with a double leg take down and she puts Summer in the Sharpshooter and Summer taps out.
Winner: Natalya
We are back and most of the roster is on the stage to watch the Orto-Bration. The Shield are at ringside to protect everyone from coming down the ramp.
The COO and a Principal Owner of WWE make their way to the ring.
Triple H says a decade ago, the Chairman of the WWE came to him and asked him point blank, who he thought would be the face of the WWE in the future. Triple H says that he chose one man. He put that man into a group called Evolution. He let him sit under the learning tree. He mentored him and made him a star. Then he watched that star do heinous and horrible things to everybody on that roster, including him and his family.
Frankenstein’s monster matured and he became the A Plus Player. That A Plus Player, inside Hell in a Cell became the Face of WWE. Not some B Plus player. Not some sawed off little troll who is sitting in a hospital bed right now.
The A Plus Player fulfilled his prophecy last night when he became the face of the WWE. When he became the WWE Champion. Triple H says that he is happy to present that person right now . . . Randy Orton.
We have a group hug between Orton and the Helmsleys.
Stephanie tells everyone on the stage that Randy Orton is everyone’s champion. Randy represents all of you. He is what you strive to be. He tells everyone to show Randy the respect that he so richly deserves.
Randy says that having this title and being the WWE Champion means that he is better than you. Randy turns to the stage and he says that he is better than all of you. All of you fantasize about the day that you will take that title from him. It will not happen. You are born a success or you are not.
Randy says that he is the face of the WWE. He is the face of your superior. He wants to know if he is making himself clear.
Big Show’s music plays and he makes his way to the ring and The Shield try to stop him but Show takes care of all three men for a moment but they get him on the floor. The Usos, Cody Rhodes, and Goldust take care of the Shield. We have a brawl on the stage while Big Show prepares to make his way to the ring.
Show gets in the ring and Randy, Hunter, and Stephanie leave the ring.
Show says that he knows about the restraining order. He will not sit by and let this turn his stomach. He wants to know what the worst that can happen to him. Will they arrest him? He has friends who will pay his bail.
Show says that his lawsuit will cost Hunter millions of dollars. He does not care if he bankrupts his throne. Show says that he has nothing to lose. Orton hits Show in the head with the title belt. Hunter and Stephanie tell Orton to finish him.
Show punches Orton and Orton is down.
Hunter gets on the apron and he has taken off his jacket. Stephanie holds Hunter back. Hunter moves towards the ring but it looks like Hunter has to back off when Show’s music plays.
We go to credits.
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