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COMPLETE WWE SLAMMYS RAW REPORT: A NUMBER OF OLD FACES RETURN; SIX MAN TAG MATCH GETS EXTREME; IS THE SHIELD FAIR TO FLAIR?; YES, NO, MAYBE, WOOOOOO, DAMN; TENSAI GETS SHOCKING; A BIG ENDING TO THE SHOW

By Richard Trionfo on 2012-12-17 23:02:54
Previously in the WWE, the Slammys has been a feature of the WWE over the years. Who will win this year? Who is liked the most by the WWE Universe who downloaded the WWE App? Will they talk about TLC at all?

This week, Raw is in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and your announcers are Michael ‘Pat’s’ Cole, John ‘Wharton’ Layfield, and Jerry ‘Where is Dennis Miller’ Lawler.

We will talk about what happened at TLC, including AJ’s involvement in the ladder match between Dolph Ziggler and John Cena. We see Seth Rollins being pushed off a ladder through tables by Ryback.

Match Number One: Rey Mysterio (with Sin Cara) versus Damien Sandow (with Cody Rhodes and his mustache)

They lock up and Sandow backs Rey into the corner and he kicks Rey until the referee warns him. Rey with kicks but Sandow with a kick to Rey and he sends Rey under the bottom rope and Rey bounces on the floor. Sandow picks up Rey and sends him into the ring post. Sandow sends Rey back into the ring and gets a near fall.

Sandow with a side Russian leg sweep and he floats through and hits the Elbow of Disdain and gets a near fall. Sandow with an arm bar and chin lock. Sandow with a forearm and shoulders in the corner. Sandow puts Rey on the turnbuckles and he goes up for a superplex attempt but Rey stops Sandow and pushes him of the turnbuckles with a head butt.

Rey with a seated senton and then he hits a head scissors. Sandow pushes Rey into the ropes but Rey with a drop kick for a near fall. Sandow with a kick and then he hits a leaping swinging neck breaker for a near fall.

Rey with a DDT and both men are down. Rey drop kicks Sandow and he falls into the ropes. Rey hits the 619 and then he goes up top for the dive and the three count.

Winner: Rey Mysterio

It is time for the first Slammy of the night and to present it, the man who flip flops more than a gymnast, Booker T. He is here to present the ‘Tell Me I Did No Just See That’ Slammy for the most shocking moment of the year.

The nominees are: Brad Maddox and the Low Blow at Hell in a Cell; Sheamus beating Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds at Wrestlemania to win the World Title; Kofi saving himself at the Royal Rumble by walking on his hands; and the Rock being attacked by CM Punk at Raw 1000.

The Boogeyman makes his way into the arena and we go to commercial.

We are back and Booker cannot believe what he just saw. The winner is . . . Brad Maddox comes out but Kofi Kingston is the winner.

Kofi says that he did not expect to win the award. He says that he has always wanted to win a Slammy. His dream has come true. He is going to continue to make everyone say wow.

Match Number Two: Eve Torres versus Kaitlyn in a Non Title Match

Kaitlyn punches Eve after taking her down. Eve mounts Kaitlyn and punches her. They go back and forth. Eve goes to the floor and Kaitlyn follows after her. Kaitlyn sends Eve into the ringside barrier. Kaitlyn sends Eve into the ringside barrier. Eve with a kick when they return to the ring.

Eve slams Kaitlyn’s head into the mat. Eve with a hard Irish whip and then she kicks Kaitlyn in the corner. Eve goes to the turnbuckles and she lifts Kaitlyn up for a choke. Eve pulls Kaitlyn up again but Kaitlyn with elbows from the turnbuckles and then she gets Eve on her shoulders and she hits a gutbuster for the three count.

Winner: Kaitlyn

After the match, Kaitlyn picks up the Divas title belt and poses with Eve.

It is time for the Comeback of the Year Slammy and the presenters are the New Age Outlaws. BG welcomes everyone to the dog house. Then he does the DX intro. Billy then gives us the nominees for Comeback of the Year.

The nominees are: Brock Lesnar; Chris Jericho; DX; and Jerry Lawler.

We go to commercial.

We are back and the winner of Comeback of the Year is Jerry Lawler. He runs to accept his award. He thanks everyone who appreciated his comeback as much as he did.

Match Number Three: Kofi Kingston versus Tensai in a Non Title Match

Kofi leaps into the corner and Tensai pushes him away. Tensai with elbow drops to Kofi and he gets a near fall. Tensai with head butts in the corner. Tensai with a Vader Bomb for a near fall. Tensai misses a splash into the corner and Kofi with Trouble in Paradise for the three count.

Winner: Kofi Kingston

After the match, Barrett attacks Kofi, because he didn’t have time to do it during the match. Barrett sends Kofi into the ring post and then hits the Bullhammer.

In case you didn’t hear it the first few dozen times tonight or last night, Michael Cole shows us how to download the app and vote.

Vickie Guerrero is here to present the Slammy for Kiss of the Year.

The Nominees are AJ Lee and Daniel Bryan; AJ Lee and Kane; AJ Lee and CM Punk; AJ Lee and John Cena.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to see who AJ gets to share this award with. Vickie says that she would never abuse her position of authority in what could be considered the ‘political statement of the night’. AJ has to share the trophy with John Cena.

Vickie says that AJ needs to explain her actions to Vickie, the WWE Universe, and the WWE Universe during the ladder match.

AJ says that she does not owe anyone anything. For the past year, she has cared about what people thought about her. She says that she does not care any more.

Vickie calls AJ a two bit piece of trash and everyone knows it.

Dolph Ziggler comes out to separate Vickie and AJ. AJ tells Vickie that might have been kiss of the year, but it is nothing compared to this . . . and she mounts Dolph Ziggler to kiss him and the kiss lasts longer than the matches so far tonight.

Match Number Four: Great Khali (with Natalya) versus David Otunga

Otunga with a forearm and chop but Khali with a forearm to the head and then he sends Otunga into the turnbuckles. Khali with a chop in the corner. Khali with another very loud chop. Khali with an Irish whip and he misses a boot in the corner when Otunga moves. Otunga with kicks to the leg that got caught in the ropes. Otunga wraps the leg in the ropes.

Otunga runs into a back elbow and then a boot to the head. Khali with a forearm to the head followed by the chop and the three count.

Winner: Great Khali

Superstars of the Year is the next and Jerry Lawler says that there is a special presenter coming up.

The nominees are Sheamus; John Cena; Big Show; and CM Punk.

We are back and in case you didn’t remember how to download the app or vote for the Slammys, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler tell us how.

Coming out to present the Slammy for Superstar of the Year, it is the Sixteen Time World Champion Ric Flair.

Flair says that this is why he loves Philadelphia. The winner is John Cena.

The people of Philadelphia appear to have voted for one of the other three nominees. Cena agrees with Flair that this is a lively crowd. He says that Superstar of the Year embodies hustle, loyalty, and respect. They need to work harder than anybody else. Punk recognizes the loyalty of the WWE Universe. That is why out of respect he cannot accept this award. It should go to the greatest superstar of all time, the two time Hall of Famer Ric Flair.

CM Punk’s music plays and he makes his way onto the stage with Paul Heyman. Punk yells that the people screwed him. He says that this is ridiculous on so many levels. This does not belong to Flair because he hasn’t been here in the last calendar year. It is a travesty for anyone to vote for Cena. He got beat by a guy who he decimated before. Cena cashed in the Money in the Bank and lost. He lost last night. Cena is a loser like the people of Philadelphia. Punk says that he was Superstar of the Year last year and he has been champion for 393 days so he is the Superstar of the Year. He is the man, not Flair or Cena.

Flair says that it is time for Punk to go. He says that Punk has too much baggage so he cannot walk a block.

Punk says that with one leg he could still kick Flair’s ass. Flair asks Punk if he is talking about baggage like his four ex-wives.

Punk says that he could take care of everyone in Philadelphia.

Flair takes off his jacket and goes to the ring after challenging Punk.

Flair struts in the ring and Punk heads to the ring as we go to commercial.

We are back and CM Punk gets onto the apron. Flair holds the ropes open for Punk. Punk hits Flair with the crutches and then he does the Flair strut and Wooos.

Flair with a thumb to the eyes and then Flair puts Heyman in the figure four leg lock.

Flair says that he came here to have a good time. Ric tells Jerry that he loves him and they ain’t never going to lose either of them. Flair says that he told Vince that if he is going to die, it is going to happen in the ring or with a woman from Philadelphia. Flair says that he got to perform in one of the greatest sports towns.

Flair is interrupted by the Shield and they make their way to the ring. Flair tells them to come on down.

We go to commercial.

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