Barrett says that Charlie Sheen calls it ‘Winning’.
Miz says this is the problem. The focus is everywhere but where it should be and he runs through things that are not them. Truth says that they should be on the side of buses in New York. He wants to know where there billboard is. Truth says that he was outside and he saw all of the pigeons staring up at Rock and Cena. Truth yelled at the pigeons and told them that Rock and Cena are going to lose. The pigeons didn’t say anything to him because they are pigeons and they don’t talk.
Miz says that Rock and Cena are a load of crap and Truth says that crap is crap and crap is gonna get got.
To counter Ricardo Rodriguez, CM Punk has brought out his own ring announcer and it is Howard Finkel.
Match Number Five: WWE Championship Match: Alberto Del Rio versus CM Punk
They lock up as the fans chant for ice cream. They get into the ropes and the referee has to separate them. Punk with a shoulder tackle. They lock up again and Del Rio with a side head lock take down. Del Rio with a shoulder tackle but Punk with an arm drag into an arm bar.
Punk with a hammer lock and he sends a knee into the arm. Punk with an arm drag and kick. Punk with a hammer lock and side head lock. Punk with a shoulder tackle and arm drag into an arm bar. Del Rio gets to the floor and he talks to Ricardo while we go to the Twitter Ticker.
Del Rio returns to the ring and they lock up and Del Rio backs Punk into the corner and he kicks Punk in the ribs and then he kicks and punches Punk. Del Rio misses a charge into the corner and Punk with a series of kicks. Punk with an Irish whip and hip toss followed by a drop kick and Del Rio returns to the floor.
Punk with a suicide dive to Del Rio and then he returns Alberto into the ring. Punk goes up top to wait for Del Rio to get up for a cross body and a near fall. Punk goes to the arm and he applies a key lock. Punk goes into the ropes and Del Rio kicks and punches him and Rodriguez gets a shot in on Punk but Punk chases Ricardo around the ring but Del Rio with a baseball slide into Punk.
Del Rio slams Punk’s arm into the ring steps to get ready for the cross arm breaker. Del Rio sends Punk back into the ring and Del Rio goes up top with a double sledge to the head and he gets a near fall. Del Rio with an arm bar. Punk with punches and an arm drag. Punk runs into a boot from Del Rio but Punk gets Del Rio on his shoulders but Del Rio gets away and he hits a single arm breaker and then he stomps on the left arm and gets a near fall.
Del Rio returns to the arm bar. Punk with punches and kicks to get free but Del Rio with a head butt. Del Rio runs into a boot but Del Rio with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker for a near fall. Del Rio returns to the turnbuckles. Del Rio with a double sledge for a near fall.
Del Rio misses the drop kick through the ropes but Punk moves and Del Rio hits the floor. Punk tries to get some feeling back into his arm. Punk brings Del Rio to the apron and Del Rio drops Punk’s arm on the top rope. Both men are down again after Punk takes Del Rio down.
Del Rio punches Punk but Punk kicks Del Rio. Now they exchange punches and kicks with Punk taking advantage and hits a drop kick and a flying clothesline. Punk with a swinging neck breaker for a near fall. Punk with the running knee into the corner and he hits the bulldog and gets a near fall. Punk hits the springboard clothesline but he can only get a two count.
Punk signals for the Go To Sleep and he gets Del Rio on his shoulders for a second but Del Rio counters with a lungblower for a near fall. Del Rio with a kick to the back. Punk with a rollup but he can only get a near fall. Punk misses the knee into the corner but Del Rio hits a step up enzuigiri for a near fall.
Del Rio with a single arm breaker and he gets a near fall. Del Rio puts Punk on the turnbuckles but Punk with head butts to knock Del Rio to the mat. Punk goes for the elbow drop but Del Rio gets up and he crotches Punk. Del Rio with a running kick to the arm.
Del Rio charges into the corner but Punk pulls himself up and Del Rio goes into the ring post shoulder first. Punk sets for the elbow drop and he summons the Macho Man and he hits it but he can only get a two count. Punk signals for the GTS and he gets Del Rio up abut Del Rio escapes. Punk avoids the float over for the cross arm breaker but Punk misses a round kick. Del Rio floats over and locks in the cross arm breaker. Punk tries to reach for the ropes and he gets his feet on the ropes.
Del Rio charges at Punk and he tries for the Go To Sleep. Punk cannot keep Del Rio on his shoulders. Punk kicks Rodriguez on the apron and Del Rio with a near fall on a rollup and a handful of tights. Punk with a kick to the head and he gets a near fall. Punk puts Del Rio in the Anaconda Vice and Del Rio taps out.
Winner: CM Punk
After the match, Punk dives into the crowd to celebrate with the fans.
Match Number Six: Never Before . . . Never Again: Rock and John Cena versus Miz and R Truth
Rock and Miz start things off and they stare each other down because Miz still might have some issues left over from Wrestlemania. They lock up and Rock with a side head lock. Miz with forearms but Rock with a shoulder tackle and Rock with an arm drag and then he gives one to Truth and another to Miz. Rock with a La Magistral for a near fall and Miz goes to the floor and Miz and Truth discuss strategy on the floor.
Truth wants a piece of the Rock and Miz lets it happen but first Rock turns the palm towards him and tells him to bring it. They lock up and Rock with a side head lock. Rock with a hammer lock and Truth with a reversal but Rock kips up. Truth with a split to avoid Rock but Rock avoids the kick. Rock with a punch and then he hits a Fisherman suplex and bridge but Cena went after Miz and the referee missed the cover.
Rock and Cena have some words but then he remembers that Truth and Miz are still there. Miz wants back into the match. Miz tells Rock to tag in Cena since the fans are chanting for Fruity Pebbles. Cena is tagged in.
Cena with a snap mare or two followed by an Irish whip and monkey flip followed by a drop kick and Truth is tagged in. Truth points out the chants from the crowd and Truth pushes Cena and he dances. Cena with the two flying shoulder tackles followed by a Blue Thunder Bomb and Cena signals for the five knuckle shuffle. Cena does it to Rock and Rock comes into the ring.
Truth hits Cena from behind and then Miz hits Cena while the referee deals with Truth. Miz tags back in and he kicks Cena and punches him. Miz with kicks to the back followed by a running boot to the head for a near fall. Truth tags back in and he applies a rear chin lock. Cena powers out of the hold but Truth with a kick and he sends Cena shoulder first into the ring post.
Truth punches Cena and it staggers him. Truth sends Cena into the apron and then back into the ring. Truth gets a near fall. Truth with a head scissors. We see the Twitter Ticker as Truth continues to work on the neck. Cena is sent to the floor and Truth follows after him. Truth sends Cena back into the ring and he gets a near fall.
Miz tags back in. Miz with a kick to the knees followed by a DDT for a near fall. Miz sets for the Awesome Clothesline and he hits it from the right side. Truth punches Cena while the referee was not looking and Miz gets a near fall. Truth tags in and they hit a double suplex and Truth gets a near fall. Truth with a front face lock and Cena tries for the tag but he cannot get to Rock. Truth runs Cena back into his corner and Miz gets in a few shots before tagging back in.
Miz with a punch to Cena. Cena blocks a punch and he hits Miz and then Truth on the apron but Miz with a clothesline for a near fall. Truth tags back in and gets a near fall. Truth with the dancing leaping leg drop for a near fall. Truth goes to the turnbuckles and he goes for a cross body but Cena rolls through and he picks up Truth and he tries to get him up for an Attitude Adjustment. Truth escapes and hits the sit out gourdbuster for a near fall.
Miz tags back in and he mocks the Rock and he hits a running boot to Cena’s head. Cena avoids another running boot and Cena puts Miz in the STF but Truth kicks Miz and he is tagged in.
Cena gets Miz up and hits the Attitude Adjustment but both men are down. Cena crawls to his corner but Miz knocks Rock off the apron and Miz with a reverse chin lock on Cena while Truth attacks Rock and hot shots him on the ringside barrier.
Truth tags in but Rock distracts the referee to allow Miz and Truth to double team Cena. They hit a double flapjack and Truth gets a near fall. Truth with a front face lock. Truth with a forearm to the back and then he goes for the fancy leg drop but Cena rolls out of the way and both men are down.
Cena crawls to his corner and Miz and Rock tag in. Rock with punches but Rock with a kick and DDT. Rock with punches and slaps to Truth followed by a Rock Bottom to Truth. Rock with a dragon screw leg whip and he puts Miz in the Sharpshooter. Rock pulls Miz into the center of the ring but Truth with Shut Up. Cena with a spear to Truth and they go to the floor.
Miz with a kick and punches to Rock followed by double sledges and more kicks. Miz yells at Rock and says that he is the one. Miz with a kick but Rock with a spinebuster and then it is time for the elbow pad to be thrown to the crowd because it is time for the Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment. It is time for the People’s Elbow. Rock gets the three count.
Winners: Rock and John Cena
After the match, we see John Cena applaud his tag team partner and opponent on April 1st from the ramp before he goes to the back. Rock brings Cena back to the ring. Rock says something to Cena before he poses on the turnbuckles and the crowd cheers. Cena gets on the turnbuckles and the crowd is mixed, leaning towards boos. Rock goes back up to the turnbuckles after saying something to him again. They cheer again. Rock’s music plays and they get face to face and the music stops. Rock gives Cena a Rock Bottom and Cena goes to the floor.
We go to credits.
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