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WWE SMACKDOWN REPORT: CAN YOU HEAR WHAT THE ROCK IS SAYING?, BRON BREAKKER'S SECOND SMACKDOWN DEBUT, ORTON VERSUS THEORY, THE LWO GROWS IN NUMBER, AND MORE

Your announcers are Corey Graves and Wade Barrett.

We start off with a look back at highlights from Elimination Chamber.

Roman Reigns' music plays and he makes his way to the ring with Jimmy Uso, Solo Sikoa, and Paul Heyman.

Paul hands Roman the mic and it is time for some acknowledging.

Roman says it used to be louder.  He says he knows it isn't him, it has to be you.  Roman calls Glendale 'Phoenix' and he wants more acknowledging.  Roman says he is going to try this one more time and if you don't get on his page, he has fulfilled his obligation and he is leaving.  Roman asks for a second acknowledging from Glendale.  Roman is not happy and he says they are done here.  He says this appearance is done and he tells Paul to start up the jet.

Paul tells Roman that there is other business so they can't leave yet.  Paul says he is coming out.

Paul says in just a moment, the People's Champ, the greatest movie star of all time will be out here live . . . THE ROCK. 

After this commercial break.

We go to commercial.

We are back and The Rock makes his way to the ring.

Rock asks the people if they are sure they want to boo the Rock.  He says he has some good news to spare.  You might like it or you might be proud of it.  He says Glendale is 10 miles away from Phoenix.  He asks if there are a lot of people from Phoenix tonight.  He says that makes sense.  He says this is a fact.  The number one city in America for cocaine and meth use is Phoenix, Arizona.

That means . . . FINALLY, your life has meaning because you cactus loving crack heads finally have something to shoot in your veins.  He says that he has FINALLY come back to Arizona.

Roman does not look too excited and Rock looks at his cousin. 

He says he is in a good mood and everyone else in the Bloodline is in a good mood.  They are in a good mood because professional wrestling is cool.  It is exciting.  It is electrifying once again.  It is why Birmingham, Salt Lake City, this crack den with popcorn is sold out.  Dallas is sold out.  Memphis will sell out in two weeks.  It is greatness among you.  Wrestling is cool again because of him, Roman Reigns, and the Bloodline. 

Do you know who is not cool?  Your hero Cody Rhodes.  He asks Cody if he thinks he is tough and he wants to go one on one with him.  Rock says he hears you and sees you and here is his answer.  Rock says the answer is no.  Do you think you can go one on one with the Great One because you want to?  It does not go that way.  Everyone wants to go one on one with the Rock, including every woman in this arena.   He tells the crackhead Karens and the MethHead Marys to calm down because they can't handle the twenty-two inches.  He says it isn't what you are thinking, it is the guns he will wrap around Cody.

You can't go one on one with the Rock.  You have a title match against the most dominant champion in history.  Rock says they had a good laugh and they have a counter-offer.

Rock tells Cody if you think you and your new best friend are tough.  He says, on Night One of Wrestlemania, the biggest tag team match in the history of the WWE and professional wrestling.  Cody and Seth versus Rock and Roman.  It ain't going to be a regular tag match.  They can easily beat the piss out of you.  If you beat the Rock and Roman on night one, on night two, your title match will be free of the Bloodline.  No Jimmy, no Solo, no Paul, and no Rock.  Rock says that Cody has his word and Roman's word to finish the story one on one with Roman Reigns.

When they beat you, on night two, it is Bloodline Rules.  Anything goes.  He might pull up a chair and sit down next to Pat.  Maybe Jimmy is guest referee.  Maybe Solo sings the National Anthem.  Or, Bloodline Rules, the Rock will take that chair and he will bash Cody's brains in, and it will be legal.  He tells Cody he has a lot to think about.  You think you are tough?  Do you think you can go two on two with the best?  Meet us next week in Dallas to give us your answer.  He tells Cody and Seth if you don't accept this challenge, then you know and they know that the Rock will do everything in his power to make sure that Cody won't win the title.  There is no one in the back who can do that.  He says you know where he sits.  He is on the board and he is your boss.

There is no one who can stop him.  If you don't accept this challenge, then they will end your story tragically.  How tough do you think you are?  Meet us next week in Dallas and give us your answer.

Roman pauses Rock from SMELLING.

Roman asks for a mic and he is given it.  He says he needs something from Rock.  He says he will do anything for his family, but he needs this one thing.  Roman looks at Rock and he wants Rock to acknowledge him.

Rock removes the sunglasses and he tells Roman that he acknowledges him as his tribal chief.

They shake hands like Carl Weather and Arnold in Predator and they hug.

Rock says they are family and they will do anything for family.  He tells everyone to go home and smell some crack.

Rock wants to SMELL but he gives the mic to Roman to finish.

Grayson Waller and Austin Theory are in LOCKER ROOM.

LA Knight enters and he asks if they have seen AJ Styles.

Randy Orton shows up behind Waller and Theory without their knowledge while they talk about Randy getting taken care of by Logan Paul.

Randy asks them to run it again and he says that was so funny.  Randy says he is going to top it and do something hilarious.  One of you can get in the ring with him and he will rip your head off.  You get to choose who gets to do the job.

Waller says Theory was talking about facing Randy tonight. 

Randy says the match is on.

Theory yells at Waller about what he did and Waller tells Theory he has the main event against Randy tonight.

We go to commercial.

Match Number One:  Tiffany Stratton versus Naomi

Tiffany with a shoulder tackle and she does back handsprings over Naomi.  Naomi with a back elbow and and she shows Tiffany what she can do.  Tiffany sends Naomi to the mat by the hair.  Naomi with an Irish whip and a forearm in the corner.  Naomi with kicks in the corner.  Naomi with a drop kick into the corner.  Naomi gets a near fall.  Tiffany sends Naomi to the apron and Naomi with a kick and a slingshot X Factor for a near fall. 

We go to commercial.

We are back and Tiffany with a handspring back elbow into the corner. Tiffany with a double stomp and she gets a near fall and Naomi rolls to the apron.  Naomi with slingshot sit out pile driver on the apron. Naomi with a jumping knee but Tiffany with a spinebuster for a near fall.  Naomi with a jaw breaker and a bulldog into the turnbuckles.  Tiffany goes to the apron to avoid a move from the turnbuckles.  Tiffany rakes the eyes when the referee was distracted.  Naomi is sent into the ring post and Tiffany hits the Prettiest Moonsault Ever for the three count.

Winner:  Tiffany Stratton

We take a look at what has been going on with KaiEnFive.

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