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WWE SMACKDOWN REPORT: A FACE TO FACE SITUATION, MORE MATCHES THAT NEVER HAPPENED . . . BUT WE HAVE NEXT WEEK, WHAT ABOUT BROCK?, AND STEPHANIE SPEAKS

Sheamus, Ridge Holland, and Butch make their way to the ring.

We go to commercial.

We are back and there is a table in the ring.  

Sheamus says there is a bit of a stench in here.  He thought it was the Charles River but it might be the fake Irish people around him.  Tonight, they are going to make history.  It is not fight night.  Tonight is the night he was supposed to Brogue Kick Drew McIntyre's head off to earn a match at Clash at the Castle.  Drew tried to knock his head off his shoulders and that match will not happen until that sword is banned.

Sheamus says he tried to chop his head off.  He tried to take his moneymaker.  Drew should be called McMenace.  That weapon of war has no place in that ring.

Drew McIntyre's music plays and he makes his way to the ring and he has his sword with him.

Sheamus, Ridge, and Butch stand behind the table in the middle of the ring and make sure to stay on the other side of the table.

Sheamus says the sword has no place in the ring.  He says Holland will take Butch out of here if Drew puts the sword down.    He says they can talk like civilized human beings.

Drew wants to know what happened and when did Sheamus become such a bitch.  Where is the Sheamus he has known for 20 years.  We have a chance to main event the first stadium show in the UK in 30 years and you are going to punk out every week?  The champion has the titles held hostage and he shows up when he wants.  The other option isn't any better.  We need a real champion and workhorse.  He says Sheamus can fight and why not do this number one contender match right now.

Drew tells Sheamus not to make any excuses and he tells Sheamus to show some balls.

Sheamus says what Drew said put goosebumps up and down his arm.  He knows he is better than Drew and if you want that fight . . . you're gonna get it . . . just not tonight.  

Sheamus says he spoke to WWE upper management.  They have agreed to have the match and it will take place next week on Smackdown.  He says Drew's sword is banned because there is a special match in mind.  It will be an Irish Downybrook match.  No DQ or count outs.  Swords are not allowed, but shillelaghs will be.  There will be other shenanigans in the match.  Do you have the balls?

Drew tells Sheamus if that is what it takes, he accepts.

Sheamus tells Adam Pearce to come out to make it official.

Adam says the match sounds incredible and both of you want it, so the match is official.

Drew cuts the shillelagh in half with the sword.  

The Usos are in the back and Jey says they are going to get it at SummerSlam and they are going to get it tonight.  Jey says if Theory says anything tonight, he is going to get got.  

Paul Heyman shows up and he brings up the six man tag match.  The Street Profits are a handful who would be the greatest team of this generation if it weren't for you.  With Theory and you drop him early, it will be two on three.  Exploit what Theory brings to the table.  After you win tonight, then let's go off the air with Theory face down on the canvas.  Let's make sure that is not a prediction, but a spoiler.

Match Number Three:  Raquel Rodriguez versus Sonya Deville

They lock up and Raquel backs Sonya into the corner and Sonya sends Raquel into the corner and runs her forearm across the face.  Sonya with a waist lock and Raquel is not impressed.  Raquel misses a clothesline but she punches Sonya and applies a waist lock.  Sonya with back elbows and escapes after a kick to the knee.  Sonya sends Raquel into the turnbuckles a few times.   Sonya sends Raquel to the mat and hits a running knee for a near fall.  Raquel escapes a chin lock and hits a head butt and punch.  Raquel with an Irish whip and fallaway slam.  Raquel with a twisting elbow drop but Sonya grabs the rope to stop the count.  Sonya kicks Raquel from the corner.

Raquel blocks a DDT and sends Deville to the mat.  Sonya avoids a splash into the corner as she holds her arm.  Sonya with a DDT for a near fall.  Sonya with kicks to Raquel but Raquel gets Sonya up for the Tejana Bomb and hits it.

Winner:  Raquel Rodriguez

We go to commercial.

Match Number Four:  Aliyah versus Lacey Evans

Before the match starts, Lacey takes the mic.  She says that is no way to treat an American Hero.  Lacey says she does not expect you idiots to know it but Boston was founded by American heroes.  Hard working and legitimately good people like her.  It is no wonder Tom Brady left this dump of a city.  Lacey says she accomplished more today than all of you have in an entire year.  Lacey says she sees the children asking their moms what have they accomplished.  I wake up, I work, and I win.  Y'all should get out a pen and paper and take notes.  There is no one in this building who can walk a mile in her boots because she is better than you.

Lacey says she wants the respect that she deserves.

Lacey hits Aliyah with the Women's Right.

Kayla Braxton is in the back with Jeff Jarrett.  

Kayla asks why was Jeff chosen as the referee.  Jeff says it is an honor to be guest referee.  The support has been overwhelming.  Everyone wants a piece of Double J.  Both teams have offered him the moon and he has turned it down.  This is the biggest tag match in SummerSlam history.  After all of the controversy, Pearce and upper management wants someone who will not be persuaded or blinded by the bright lights.  They want someone to call it down the middle.

Maxxine Dupri is with Mace and Mansoor.  She says her brother has good taste and you will see it next week for their beachwear collection.  

Next week, we are supposed to have Sheamus versus Drew McIntyre to see who faces the champion in Wales.  We will also see Lacey Evans face Aliyah.  The New Day will face the New Vicious Viking Raiders.  

Match Number Four:  Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, and Theory versus Angelo Dawkins, Montez Ford, and Riddick Moss

Dawkins rolls up Jimmy while Jimmy and Jey tell Theory to get in the ring and Dawkins gets a near fall.  Jimmy with a waist lock but Dawkins with a drop kick for a near fall.  Dawkins with an arm bar.  Jimmy with a slap but Dawkins with an Irish whip and twisting splash into the corner.  Ford tags in and hits a drop kick on Jimmy.  Dawkins and Ford hit a double drop kick to Jey.  Moss knocks Theory off the apron and Ford has the briefcase as we go to commercial.

We are back and Moss with a side head lock and back elbow.  Theory tags in and punches Moss.  Theory with kicks to Moss in the corner and the referee warns him.  Theory with shoulders in the corner followed by an arm wringer and kick for a near fall.  Theory with an arm bar and chin bar.  Jimmy tags in and punches Moss.  Jimmy with more punches and Theory chokes Moss in the corner while the referee is occupied.  Jimmy and Jey make a wish and Jey punches Moss.  Jey misses a splash and hits the ring post.  Dawkins tags in and he hits an uppercut followed by a twisting splash into the corner and an enzuigiri.  Jey with a thrust kick and punch to the midsection.  Ford tags in and he hits a cross body for a near fall.  

Ford escapes a belly-to-back suplex attempt and Ford with a series of kicks.  Jey sends Ford to the apron and Ford with an enzuigiri.  Ford kicks Theory but Jey knocks Ford off the apron and Ford hits the announce table.  Jimmy tags in and they send Montez over the ringside barrier into the time keeper's area.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Jey super kicks Dawkins off the apron.  Ford with a kick and DDT to Jey.  Jimmy and Moss tag in and Moss with clotheslines and he knocks Theory off the apron.  Moss with a flapjack to Jimmy.  Moss with a fallaway slam for a near fall.  Moss clotheslines Jey over the top rope and then Moss with a uranage for a near fall.  Jimmy with a super kick for a near fall.  Theory refuses the tag from Jimmy and he starts to go to the back.  Jey with a super kick to Jey.  Jimmy tags Theory in and he super kicks Theory again.  Dawkins fights with the Usos and Ford with a plancha.  Theory grabs the briefcase and everyone is on the floor.

Theory sends Moss into the ring and he punches Moss.  Moss punches back.  They go back and forth with Theory gaining the advantage.  Theory gets Moss up for a neck breaker and gets a near fall.  Theory gets Moss on his shoulders but Moss with a running shoulder tackle.  Moss with a shoulder tackle in the corner but he runs into the corner and Theory hits him with the briefcase.

Winners:  Montez Ford, Angelo Dawkins, and Riddick Moss

After the match, Theory hits Moss with the briefcase many times.

Brock Lesnar's music plays and he makes his way to the ring and he walks around the ring.and then he gets on the apron.

Brock enters the ring and he smiles at Theory and kicks him in the midsection.  Brock with an F-5 and Brock hits Theory with the briefcase.  Brock with an F-5 on the briefcase.

We go to credits.

 

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