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WWE RAW REPORT: THERE WAS WRESTLING, BECKY BEING BECKY, LOGAN PAUL IS COMING, WHAT IS DOLPH THINKING, AND CHUBBY UNICORNS

Your announcers are Corey Graves, Byron Saxton, and Jimmy Smith.

We start off by reliving what happened on Smackdown.with Roman Reigns.

Brock Lesnar makes his way to the ring.

Brock starts off by saying God Bless Texas.  Brock says he is going to show some manners by taking off his hat for everyone.  As we just saw, life is good for Roman Reigns.  Since Wrestlemania, Roman has been living high on the hog.  Flying in private jets, eating like a king.  Brock says there is a saying "Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.'    Brock says that Roman is a hog and Brock says he slaughters hogs on his farm every single day.  At SummerSlam, the tribal hog is going to get a country ass kicking to the likes he has never seen.

Paul Heyman interrupts and makes his way to the stage. 

Paul says they are booing on the Isle of Relevancy as well.

Brock calls Paul a hog.

Paul says that is not downright Texas neighborly of him.   Paul says despite their differences, Brock Lesnar does not suck.  

Brock starts to tell a story.

Paul says we have gone from the most stupendous Wrestlemania to the most barbaric SummerSlam and that plays right into your hands.  The odds on favorite.  If you are a betting man, who are you betting on in a Last Man Standing match?  Brock Lesnar?  Why?  Brock defines his greatness by beating down his opposition and making them tap out.  Brock's legacy was through annihilating people and breaking necks and ending careers.  If Brock has to put Roman down for a count of ten, that is what Brock is going to do.  Brock does not care if he puts Roman down for ten or a hundred.  He does not care if he sends Roman to the hospital or the morgue.

Brock is not a man, that is a beast, a hog slaughterer.  That is a man who wants revenge against his tribal chief.  Paul says he will give Brock his word.  We are approaching 700 days of Roman as champion.  Brock, this is one streak that you will not conquer.  I will have Roman ready for you at SummerSlam to put you down.  If I have to train Roman Reigns to shove his hand up your ass and pull your heart out that hole.  That is what Roman is going to do to something like you.

Theory's music plays and he comes out to stand on the Okerlund Platform.  He says SummerSlam will be one of the greatest nights in WWE history.  I am going to take back my United States Championship from Bobby Lashley and then I am going to watch this match of mass destruction.  After the match, I will walk to the ring, hand the briefcase to the referee, and then I will put my foot on your chest or Roman's chest to become the youngest champion.

Brock tells Theory to come down now and let's go.  

Theory says it does not matter if Brock or Roman wins because they way you talk about the outcome, it will be life altering.  Theory tells Paul to listen to Brock.  Theory has some footage from the Elimination Chamber of Brock.  We see what Brock did to Theory from the top of the chamber.

Theory tells Paul that could be Roman Reigns, a heap of human flesh, sitting there emotionless (sic).  That was also for Brock because it was to remind Brock that he didn't forget.

Brock sees Chad Gable and Otis make their way to the ring and Brock says the cockroaches have come out.

Brock takes off his flannel shirt and Brock is ready to hurt someone.

Otis comes into the ring and Chad clips Brock and Otis with a running body block but Brock stays on his feet.  Brock with a clothesline to Otis and a head and arm suplex to Chad.  Brock clotheslines Otis over the top rope ot the floor.  Brock hits Chad and Otis with the ring steps a few times.  Brock tosses the steps into the ring and Brock gets a chair.  Brock with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex to Chad on the floor.  Brock gets Otis up for an F-5 through the table.

Brock bows to the crowd.

Match Number One:  Rey Mysterio (with Dominik Mysterio) versus Finn Balor (with Damian Priest)

Before the match, Priest wants everyone to rise.  Priest says what happened to Dominik and Rey last week was justice.  Justice for the old guard.  In two weeks, Rey will be celebrating his 20th anniversary in the WWE.  Face it, you are done, you are washed, it is over.  Priest tells Dominik his father has nothing else to offer him.  No wisdom, no strength.  All he has is an ugly mask and tired old circus tricks that aren't even yours.  However, we have something more to offer.  A whole new set of rules.  It sounds good, doesn't it.

The future of this business will be decided by THE Judgment Day and you are welcome to join us.  Join THE Judgment Day and step out of your father's shadow and blaze your own path.  He tells Dominik to rise with THE Judgment Day or continue to fall with your father.

Balor tells Priest tranquilo and he tells Dom to look at things like THE Judgment Day.  Will your daddy protect you?  You know who else is a legend, Edge.  Let's see what happened to him.

Finn says Edge isn't coming back.  It is because he was a bad leader.  Rey, not only are you a bad leader, but you are a bad father.  

Rey says something to Dominik and then Rey punches Finn.  Dominik misses a punch and Rey and Dominik hit a double drop kick on Priest.  Priest pulls Balor to the floor.

We go to commercial.

We are back and the match is joined in progress.  Finn chokes Rey in the corner.  Priest with a punch when the referee deals with Balor.  Balor with an Irish whip and Rey avoids a forearm.  Rey with a head scissors take down and a pescado to Finn on the floor.  Rey sends Finn back into the ring.  Balor gets a near fall.  Balor with forearms to the back.  Balor gets a near fall.  Balor with shoulders to the back in the corner followed by a back breaker for a near fall.  Balor with a reverse chin lock.  Rey with elbows and Finn with a knee.  Balor with a suplex and he holds on and rolls through but connects with a forearm to the back.  Rey goes to the apron and Balor tries to send Rey into the ring post but Rey blocks it.  Rey goes up top but Balor with a forearm to the back of the leg and Rey falls to the mat.

Balor wraps the leg in the ropes.  Balor wraps the leg in the ropes and stomps on the knee.  Rey falls to the floor and Balor tells Dominik to stay away.  Rey is sent back into the ring and Rey with a drop kick to Balor.  Rey with a sliding sunset flip power bomb into the ringside barrier.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Balor is up top and Rey stops him.  Rey with a Frankensteiner off the turnbuckles for a near fall.  Balor grabs the injured leg and Rey with an enzuigiri that sends Balor into the ropes.  Rey with a 619 and he hobbles to the turnbuckles for the frog splash.  Rey misses the frog splash and Rey with a crucifix for a near fall.  Rey with a shoulder from the apron and a slingshot attempt but Balor blocks it.  Balor with an elbow drop to the chest for a near fall.  Rey escapes a suplex but Balor with an elevated side slam.  Balor goes up top for Coup de Grace and hits it for the three count.

Winner:  Finn Balor

After the match, Dominik checks on Rey and Priest and Balor get in Dominik's face.  

Becky Lynch makes her way to the ring to join commentary for the next match.

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