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WWE RAW REPORT: A NEW OPPONENT FOR BIANCA, ELIAS LIVES . . . BUT WHERE IS ELROD?, DAWKINS VERSUS JEY, AND MORE

Seth Rollins makes his way to the ring only as Seth Rollins would.

Seth punches Riddle and sends him to the floor.  

Seth says he does not share space with LOSERS and Riddle is the ultimate loser.  First, you lose your buddy Randy.  Then you lose your title match against Roman Reigns.  Now you lose your chance at Money in the Bank.  Seth cackles.  Seth says he shouldn't be too hard on Riddle because if he had qualified, there is only one man who can beat Roman Reigns.  You are looking at him.  Seth cackles.  He says Roman has been ducking and dodging him since the Royal Rumble.  In two weeks, I am going to climb the ladder and collect the contract.  Roman can run and hide all he wants and then I will find him.  If you thought the first time I cashed in the contract was something, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Riddle hits Rollins from behind but Rollins with a kick and Black Out.

United States Champion Theory makes his way to the ring.

We are back and Theory is on his platform.

Theory says everybody wants to know what it is like to be the prodigy, the new Chosen One, or the Face of the WWE.  No one here can know what it feels like to be the youngest United States Champion.  Last week, he showed his physique and proved that Bobby Lashley could not touch him.  He is better than Lashley has ever been.  Next year might be the 20 year Cena Celebration but his time is up and Theory says his time is now.  Is it unfair I say that about supposedly the best of all time John Cena?  I embarrassed Bobby Lashley last week, but I did not get a chance to show you my immaculate poses.  

All of you losers get to see the most perfect body in WWE right here at the Invitational Theory Pose Down.

Theory oils up and then he does some poses.

Theory hears the crowd and does not realize that Bobby Lashley is behind him posing.

Theory tells the people not to chant for Bobby.  Theory takes a selfie and realizes that Bobby Lashley is right behind him.

Lashley sprays oil in Theory's face and hits a spear.

Lashley tells Theory he is not asking him.  He tells Theory that the United States Title is coming home with him.

We take a look at Edge being kicked out of his own group and we are told that there are no updates on Edge's health.

We are back and Theory is in the back wiping the oil out of his eyes.

Kevin Patrick ambushes Theory and asks about Lashley's challenge.

Theory says Lashley does not deserve anything.  He wishes he could hold this title. I was in Adam Pearce's office and i suggested something and Pearce accepted it.  If Lashley wants to get a title match against me, he has to win a gauntlet match against three men.  If he can, then I will defend the title against Lashley at Money in the Bank.

Jey Uso says you know who we are.  We are the Undisputed Tag Team Champions.  Jimmy says the Usos hold all of the gold.  Raw.  Smackdown.  The Bloodline runs both shows and we smash everybody.  Jey says that Roman will smash Brock at SummerSlam again.  They say they will smash the Street Profits again at Money in the Bank.

Angelo Dawkins says it is the Usos in the ring.  You are talking like you have a lot of bass in your voice.  We beat you so bad the last time that you couldn't get back into the ring.  Ford says the only thing better than having money in the bank is having more gold around our waist.

Jey says Ford's mouth is writing checks his ass can't cash.

Dawkins says Jey has a point.  He tells Jey he can beat his ass.

Ford tells the Usos to enjoy their tag title reign while they can.

Match Number Three:  Jey Uso (with Jimmy Uso) versus Angelo Dawkins (with Montez Ford)

Jey with a kick and punches.  Dawkins with an Irish whip and twisting splash into the corner.  Dawkins with an enzuigiri.  Jey drops down and sends Dawkins to the floor.  Jey with a suicide dive.  Jey punches Dawkins and clotheslines him over the ringside barrier.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Jey with punches but Dawkins punches back and sends Jey into the corner.  Jey with an Irish whip but Dawkins with a clothesline out of the corner.  Jey with a back heel kick and punch.  Dawkins with a flying back elbow and a butterfly suplex for a near fall.  Dawkins misses a twisting splash into the corner and Jey with a neck breaker for a near fall.  Dawkins with a shoulder tackle followed by Silencer for a near fall.  Dawkins with a punch but Jey with a super kick.  Jey goes up top Dawkins catches Jey and hits Sky High for the three count.

Winner:  Angelo Dawkins

We see a guitar being strummed in the back but we do not see who is doing it.

Ezekiel shows up and he says hello.  

Ezekiel sits down on the other side of a sofa with Elias.  Ezekiel talks about what he has done.  He asks Elias what has he been doing.  Elias says he has been on the road but nothing beats being in the WWE in front of the fans.  Ezekiel asks about being in Nebraska and he reminds Elias about what he has said about the fans before.  Elias says he is a changed man and he is excited to be in Nebraska.  Ezekiel says it means the world to him.  He knows mom and dad are watching.  He says Elias might see him in the Money in the Bank match.  Imagine Universal Champion Ezekiel.  Then everyone will want to Speak with Zeke.  Elias tells Ezekiel not to get ahead of himself.  He says he likes what he sees.

Elias says he has to tune things up before he goes in the ring.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Elias is in the ring.  

Elias says he is happy to be in Nebraska and he says he misses the crowd.  

Elias says this first song is dedicated to his brother Ezekiel.

Kevin Owens comes out and says he is putting an end to this charade.  Nobody wants this concert.  He says that Elias is a disgusting liar with no integrity.  You might have the people of Nebraska fooled, but not him.  Kevin says he is French Canadian and as smart as it gets.  I know you are a liar and that you and Ezekiel are the same person.  That was movie effects.  I saw a movie last week where a dinosaur flew a helicopter.

We see Ezekiel on the TitanTron and he says that they have been telling the truth.  He tells Kevin to accept it.

Elias says neither of them are lying to Kevin.  To make this clear, how about he sings a song.  

Kevin tells Elias to stop singing KO Is a liar.

Owens takes the guitar and throws it out of the ring.  

Elias with a jumping knee.  Elias takes another guitar and he hits Owens in the back of the head with it.  

We see Owens fall through the curtain and Kevin Patrick ambushes him.

Kevin is asked if he is convinced that Ezekiel and Elias aren't the same person.  Owens says the other thing was prerecorded and he glued a beard on.  Next week, I am challenging him to a match and he does not care if it is Elias, Ezekiel or their younger brother we haven't met Elrod.

Ezekiel shows up and says the match is accepted.

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