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WWE RAW SEASON PREMIERE REPORT: THE SMACKDOWN HACKER IS REVEALED, JORDAN "THE DOOR MAN" HAS A NEW JOB, A NEW MATCH FOR HIAC, LEE/STROWMAN, AND MORE

Mustafa Ali is in the back and he says The Fiend and Hurt Business made a big mistake.  My power is not strength in numbers, it is creating chaos.  You do not know how much chaos I can create.  With a laptop or cell phone, with one click I can bring anyone's life down.  While I was at home because WWE couldn't make a dollar off someone named Mustafa Ali, I watched and learned all of your pathetic secret.  I was the Smackdown hacker and I did it because I want the entire world to know that this sick place is infecting everyone.  

Good and talented individuals are being abandoned with their dreams left behind.  I united them and promised them that their truth will be heard.  Whether it is the Fiend or Hurt Business or anyone on Raw, if you try to stop the truth from being heard, we will shut you down.

We are back and the Hurt Business are back in suits and Titus O'Neil shows up and he says he could be a hell of an addition to the Hurt Business.  I dress the part and with my connections, I could take The Hurt Business worldwide.

MVP says since Ricochet isn't going to be joining them, they need to talk.  MVP says they have talked and they are in business.  MVP says WE are in business and they attack Titus.

Miz and Morrison are in the ring and they want to know who Tucker's partner is.

Tucker says you go ahead and make your Otis jokes you will not be laughing when you see my partner.  I have searched the world for the best luchador.  We see El Gran Gordo.

Miz says it is Otis.

El Gran Gordo denies he is Otis.

Tucker says El Gran Gordo can become the next Rey Mysterio.

Miz wants this to stop.  He says this proves his point that Otis does not deserve the briefcase.  I upped my game and earned the cash in.  That contract changed my career while you are wasting it.  Why are you making a joke out of it.  Maybe it is because you are the joke.  When we stand side by side, there is a difference.  One of us looks like a superstar.  I have been here for 15 years and I have represented the company in every manner.  Why do they cheer you?  It is because you are the underdog story.  They will feel sorry for you when I win the court case.  I will separate you from the contract.  You can play any character you want.  You put a mask on a pig and it is still a pig.

Match Number Six:  Miz and John Morrison versus Tucker Knight and El Gran Gordo

Tucker and Gordo attack Miz and Morrison before the referee gets to the ring.

We go to commercial.

Tucker and Morrison start things off and go to a stalemate.  Tucker with an Irish whip and Morrison floats over but Tucker gets a near fall.  Morrison with kicks to Tucker and he chokes him in the ropes.  Miz chokes Tucker when Morrison talks to the referee.  Miz tags in and they hit a double gutbuster.  Morrison and Miz with kicks to Tucker followed by a shooting star press for a near fall.  Morrison with kicks and a palm thrust.  Morrison goes for a cross arm breaker but Tucker gets a near fall with a rollup.  

Miz tags in and Tucker with a clothesline to Morrison and he kicks Miz away.  Gordo tags in and he clotheslines Miz a few times.  Gordo sends Morrison face first to the mat and then he clotheslines Morrison over the top rope.  Gordo with a kick and arm drag off the turnbuckles.  Gordo with a slam and he gets a near fall.  Tucker with a slam to Morrison but Miz kicks Tucker to the floor.  Miz sets for the Skull Crushing Finale but R Turth comes into the ring and he goes through the ring and leaves.  Drew Gulak and Akira Tozawa escape from Main Event and chase Truth.  Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado also chase but they see Gordo and stop to wonder if he is part of Lucha House Party.

Gordo with a Caterpillar and Vader Bomb for the three count.

Winners:  Tucker Knight and El Gran Gordo

We go to commercial.

We are back and El Gran Gordo and Tucker are celebrating with Xavier and Kofi.  

Mandy Rose shows up and she has a ham for the masked doppelganger for her true love.

We go to the Firefly Fun House.

Bray pulls some things out of the boxes as he moves to Raw and he says hello to his fireflies.  Bray says it makes him sad to leave his friends on Smackdown but he is looking forward to making some new friends on Raw.

Abigail tells Bray to keep it down but Bray says this is about having fun.  Huskus and Ramblin Rabbit talk about what they look forward to do on Raw.  Ramblin says he wants to be a better father and husband.  Bray says he didn't know that Ramblin had a family.  Bray says he will be a better friend and then we see a montage of Ramblin Rabbit's Kenny McCormick impression.

Bray says the past is in our heads while the future is in our hands.  Ramblin says he wanted a fresh start and Mercy attacks and kills him.

There is a knock on the door and Alexa Bliss enters.

Alexa says our fun is just getting started.

Match Number Seven:  Braun Strowman versus Keith Lee

They lock up and Strowman with punches in the corner followed by elbows.  Strowman with a splash into the corner and his ribs are much better than when he walked to the ring.  Strowman clotheslines Lee over the top rope to the floor.  Strowman with a wacky half lap shoulder to Lee.  Strowman gets Lee up for a slam and Strowman remembers his injured ribs and Lee escapes.  Lee with kicks to the ribs.  Lee with a cross body to the ribs and a Kamala Splash for a near fall.  Lee with shoulders in the corner.  The referee warns Lee.

Strowman punches Lee and misses a splash into the corner and hits the turnbuckles.  Lee with a shoulder tackle.  Lee goes for a power bomb but Strowman drops to the mat.  Strowman drops down again and his head connects with the ding ding.  Strowman with a boot to the head for the three count.

Winner:  Braun Strowman

After the match, Lee kicks Strowman in the ding ding and he tells Strowman not to test him and use short cuts.  You have tangled with the wrong one.

We go to commercial.

We are back and the Cell is lowered for Randy Orton to talk inside the Cell.

Randy Orton makes his way to the ring.

Randy says he wanted the cell to be lowered so he could come out and reflect and remember.  Ever since I have been in this company I have heard about Hell in a Cell and has been told that everyone who competes in this match leave a little piece of themselves behind.  I have been in seven matches and I have never left a piece of myself behind.  I found out what I was truly capable of.  Sunday, it will be my eighth Hell in a Cell match.  

As I sit in here, I remember standing toe to toe with the World's Strongest Man.  I remember facing the Celtic Warrior.  I remember facing Jeff Hardy and beating Daniel Bryan.  I remember facing John Cena twice and winning the World Title twice.

Drew says I have never earned a thing in my life, but I remember standing in this hell and looking the Deadman in the eye and earning his respect right here.  

Every name I listed, if they aren't already Hall of Famer, they will be in the Hall of Fame.  When I think of the Hall of Fame, I think of the word 'legend'.  The word 'legend' gets thrown around these days very loosely.  The word 'legend'.  There are legends and legendary moments.  It was a legendary moment when you beat Brock Lesnar.

Drew McIntyre interrupts and he makes his way to the ring but he has to stop at the cell.

Randy asks Drew what is he going to do and Drew punches the cell.  Randy tells Drew 'c'mon' and then he tells Drew he will have to wait until Sunday.  He tells Randy to break the lock and come get him.

Drew says he will come get him.  Drew gets bolt cutters from behind the ringside barrier and Drew breaks the chain and Orton gets the chair.

We go to credits as Drew closes the cell door.

 

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