We are in San Jose, California and your announcers are Corey Graves and Michael Cole.
The Miz and John Morrison make their way to the ring for the return of the Dirt Sheet.
They introduce each other and Morrison asks if MIz is going to keep going with the Chick Magnet and he mentions that has a wife and two daughters.
Miz says in honor of the return of the Dirt Sheet and in honor of the Academy Awards and in honor of their tag title match in Saudi Arabia. They have a new movie to debut, Once Upon A Time On the Dirt Sheet.
Miz says it may be Oscar Worthy, but WWE Tag Team Champion worthy . . . definitely. Morrison says he would appreciate the applause if it came from an educated fan base.
The New Day interrupt and make their way to the ring with some pancakes and popcorn.
Kofi says that trailer was phenomenal. Big E says it was incredible. It had it all. It had action. Kofi says it had one of the greatest athlete strutting his stuff on the screen and Kofi says he is talking about Mr. Miz. Kofi says that he is Mr. Miz' favorite Superstar. Kofi says Mr. Miz likes him mor than his own son. Big E says it had comedy. The fact that the two of you think you are going to beat them at Super Showdown, that is Richard Pryor level comedy.
Miz and Morrison join in the mocking laughs.
Miz says you have no right to talk. They have dominated the New Day the last few weeks and they have dominated every tag team title on Smackdown to become the number one contenders.
The Usos come out.and they want to slow things down.
Jimmy and Jey say that Miz and Morrison never beat the Usos.
The music for Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode plays and Miz and Morrison attack Kofi and Big E. Miz and Morrison leave the ring as Dolph and Roode make their way to the ring.
We go to commercial.
Match Number One: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso versus Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler and Jimmy start things off and they lock up. Roode tags in and he chops Jimmy. Roode with a chop and Irish whip but Jimmy floats over and chops Roode. Roode with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Jimmy with an uppercut to Roode and then to Ziggler. Jey tags in and he goes up tpo and hits a forearm to the arm. Jey with a chop. Ziggler trips Jey and Roode with a clothesline for a near fall. Ziggler tags in and drop kicks Jey for a near fall. Ziggler chokes Jey in the corner and then Roode rakes the eyes while the referee deals with Jimmy. Roode tags in and he kicks Jey. Roode with a snap mare and reverse chin lock. Ziggler tags in and Roode with a gourdbuster followed by a Fameasser from Ziggler for a near fall.
Ziggler knocks Jimmy off the apron. Jey with a rollup for a near fall. Roode tags in and Roode with a spinebuster and Zig Zag combination for a near fall. Jimmy with a super kick to ZIggler. Jey with an enzuigiri to Roode and then Jey goes to the turnbuckles. Ziggler gets on the apron and Roode pushes Jey off the turnbuckles into the ringside barrier.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Roode kicks Jey in the corner. Roode with more kicks to Jey. Ziggler tags in and Jey with a punch to Ziggler. Jey with another punch and Ziggler with a kick to stop Jey. Roode tags in and Roode kicks Jey.. Jey crawls to make the tag but Roode stops Jey. Jey gets through Roode's legs and tags in Jimmy. Jimmy with a kick followed by a cross body. Jimmy with a kick and uppercut followed by a Samoan drop to Roode. Jimmy with a Samoan drop to Ziggler when Dolph tries to interfere. Jimmy with a running hip strike to Ziggler but Roode with a power slam for a near fall. Roode signals for the GLORIOUS DDT and Jimmy blocks it and Jimmy with a back drop. Ziggler tags in and hits a Zig Zag for a near fall.
Ziggler sets for a super kick but he runs into one from Jimmy. Jimmy with a super kick to Roode. Jey tags in and he goes for a frog splash but Ziggler gets his knees up and he gets a near fall. Roode tags in and they set for a double suplex but Jimmy catches Jey. Roode blocks a super kick and Jimmy tags in and they hit a double super kick. Jimmy goes up tpo and hits a frog splash for the three count.
Winners: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso
We go to commercial.
We are back and Alexa Bliss is in the back and Nikki Cross stops by. Alexa says she knows that she can beat Bayley for the title because she already did it in San Jose. Nikki reminds Alexa she has to beat Carmella, Dana, and Naomi tonight. Alexa says you don't become the first Raw and Smackown women's champion without something twisted up your sleeve.
We take a look back at last week's main event.
Cole wonders what was Corbin's last week like.
We see Baron Corbin going into the production truck and he wants to know who played that video. Baron grabs the person who admitted to playing the video and attacks him and throws him out of the production truck.
Some producers come out and tell Baron that was too much.
Elias is in the ring and he is strumming away. Elias says he has a fight with Cesaro and he wants to know who has his back. Elias wants to know who wants to walk with him. Elias says he wrote a song for everyone and it is called Third Time's The Charm.
Cesaro's music interrupts the song.
Sami Zayn says he is sorry to interupt Elias, but how does it feel to be interrupted like he was last week.
Elias says it is a miracle if he doesn't get interrupted.
Sami says it doesn't matter when Elias gets interrupted but it matters when you interrupt him. Sami mentions they were going through a crisis because Shinsuke Nakamura was ROBBED of the Intercontinental Title. You all thought it was funny. Now you are going to pay at the hands of Cesaro. Whatever happens to you tonight, you brought it upon yourself.
Match Number Two: Cesaro (with Sami Zayn) versus Elias
The match is joined in progress and Cesaro kicks Elias and applies a side head lock. Cesaro with a European uppercut to Elias. Elias with a back body drop and uranage back breaker for a near fall. Cesaro with an Irish whip and Elias tries to float over and hits a mule kick. Zayn gets on the apron to stop Elias from going up top. Cesaro sends Elias into the ring post and Cesaro with a boot to knock Elias off the apron and into the ringside barrier. Cesaro with a hot shot onto the ringside barrier. Cesaro gets a near fall. Cesaro with a back body drop followed by an elbow drop for a near fall. Cesaro with a deadlift gutwrench suplex for a near fall.
Cesaro chokes Elias in the ropes and while the referee pulls Cesaro away, Zayn with a running punch to Elias in the ropes. Cesaro with a reverse chin lock. Elias with elbows and a kick to Cesaro. Cesaro with a sleeper but Elias with a belly-to-back suplex to escape. Cesaro gets to his feet first and he runs into a boot. Elias with a running knee for a near fall. Elias goes up top and Cesaro hits the ropes to crotch Elias. Cesaro sets for a superplex and Elias blocks it. Elias punches Cesaro off the turnbuckles and Elias goes up top but Cesaro with a jumping European uppercut. Cesaro with a superplex for a near fall. Elias with a jackknife cover for a near fall. Elias with an inside cradle for a near fall.
Cesaro with a pop up European uppercut for a near fall. Cesaro with European uppercuts to Elias. Elias with chops and kicks but Cesaro with a European uppercut. They continue to exchange punches and the referee pulls Elias out of the corner. Elias with a clothesline and slam. Elias goes up top and hits an elbow drop for the three count.
Winner: Elias
We cut to Goldberg in his garage as we will hear from him when we come back from commercial.
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