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John makes his way to the ring and he is given his usual serenade by the crowd.
John says for over ten years, you, the WWE Universe can be summed up in five simple words. Let’s Go Cena . . . Cena Sucks.
There are some of you who fight with him, and some who fight against him. John tells the people chanting ‘Let’s Go Cena’, you believe in what he believes in. Hustle, loyalty, respect. You never give up when your backs are against the wall. They have shared the agony of defeat and the triumph of victory. We have formed a fraternity, a family, and a bond that will never be broken no matter how hostile they may be. For those of you chanting ‘Let’s Go Cena’, he is eternally grateful for you providing your unwavering support over the years.
Then there are the others who chant, among other things ‘Cena Sucks’. Why? Because for over ten years, they have been clamoring for someone who is everything that he is not. Someone to knock him down and keep him down. This is where it gets difficult for Cena sucks people. Name after name, hopeful after hopeful have tried . . . and failed.
John says he was forcefully introduced to the latest hopeful last week on Raw, a man named Kevin Owens.
Last Monday, Kevin Owens debuted on Raw and was incapacitated. He broke the internet and then two days later, he broke his best friend Sami Zayn in half. That is why the ‘Cena Sucks’ people think that Kevin Owens is the man who will keep him down. That is why you think Kevin Owens will be the ones who think that things need to change around here.
Maybe you won’t chant ‘Cena Sucks’ on Sunday because you will chant ‘Fight Owens Fight’. John says that is the sound of you tuning into Elimination Chamber and see things you will not believe. You may not believe your ears because you might hear ‘Let’s Go Cena . . . Fight Owens Fight’. That does not mean Win Owens Win.
Kevin proved that he knows how to start a fight. On Sunday, we will find out if he knows how to finish a fight.
It is Monday, not Sunday, so it is time to see who will accept the US Open Challenge on Memorial Day.
The Cast of Entourage make their way onto the stage and they have something to say. John says the challenge is open to anybody, so which one of you are going to step in the ring with him.
While they would love to fulfill a childhood fantasy and get in the ring, they are here to introduce a Superstar who will take John up on the challenge. He is a Long Island Boy . . . Zack Ryder.
Match Number Six: John Cena versus Zack Ryder (with the cast of Entourage) for the United States Title
Cena with a side head lock take down. Cena with a suplex and he gets a near fall. Cena with a side head lock. Cena gets a near fall. Cena with a punch and Irish whip followed by an elbow. Cena charges into the corner but Ryder with knees and a missile drop kick. Ryder with a running forearm in the corner and he sets for the Broski boot but Cena gets up and hits the two flying shoulder tackles followed by the Blue Thunder Bomb.
Cena sets for the Five Knuckle Shuffle but Kevin Dillon gets in the ring and then he realizes he may have made a mistake and he leaves the ring. Ryder with a rollup for a near fall. Ryder with an Unprettier for a near fall. Ryder with the Broski Boot for a near fall. Ryder with the Rough Ryder for a near fall.
Ryder goes up top and misses a 450 splash. Cena gets Ryder up and hits an Attitude Adjustment for the three count.
Winner: John Cena
After the match, Cena, Ryder, and the cast of Entourage celebrate in the ring.
Kevin Owens comes into the ring and he kicks Cena and hits a pop up power bomb on Cena. Owens stands on the US Title belt while holding the NXT Title belt over his head.
Stephanie tells Hunter that Kevin Owens is impressive and scary. She says they know how to pick em. Seth says he knows Kevin so don’t get ahead of yourselves.
Renee Young enters and wants an update on the Dean Ambrose situation. Stephanie says that Dean still has until the end of Raw to sign the contract. They will be in the ring at the end of the show for him to sign it.
Renee asks about them having Dean Ambrose arrested. Seth says they did not get Dean arrested, he got Dean arrested by hitting an employee.
We see how Dean became a guest star of Law and Order: Superstars Victim Unit.
Nikki and Brie Bella make their way to the ring to watch the next match.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Seven: Tamina Snuka (with Naomi) versus Paige
They lock up and Paige goes for the leg. Tamina with forearms but Paige with a slap and a kick to the knee. Paige goes to the apron and she connects with knees to Tamina and she screams. Tamina knocks Paige off the apron. Tamina brings Paige back into the ring and sends her to the mat. Tamina works on the neck. Tamina sends Paige to the mat.
Tamina continues to work on the neck but Paige with punches. Tamina with punches of her own. Paige with forearms and Tamina with punches. Paige with a kick and Naomi gets on the apron. Paige with a rollup as she avoids Tamina. Paige with a back heel kick and short arm clotheslines followed by a drop kick.
Paige with a thrust kick and Tamina goes to the floor. Paige goes to the apron and hits a cannonball off the apron. Paige rolls Tamina back into the ring and Tamina kicks Paige as she gets back into the ring. Naomi hits Paige with her shoe while the referee might have been distracted or looking right at her. Tamina with a Samoan drop for the three count.
Winner: Tamina Snuka
Cole asks if Nikki will retain the title and Booker believes that Naomi will walk out as the champion.
The New Day make their way to the ring and we go to commercial.
We are back and the New Day is in the ring and Big E wants everyone to be quiet. Xavier says this is outrageous. They are being persecuted for being positive? They are being forced to defend the title in the Elimination Chamber against five teams. Big E says they could lose the titles and Kofi says no one wants to see it.
Big E wants everyone to pipe down. Even you people in this decrepit and decaying arena that is going to be torn down with a hockey team that has left . . . and will forever be known as losers. Even you can recognize champions.
Xavier says New Day Rocks.
They clap but the crowd is not singing the proper song.
Kane comes out and he tells the New Day of their concerns. You have a one in six chance of winning in the Elimination Chamber, the same as any other team so the match is fair. Unfair would be your match tonight. You are facing the team of Cesaro and Tyson Kidd . . . and Los Matadores . . . and The Ascension . . . and The Prime Time Players . . . and The Lucha Dragons in a ten on three handicap match.
Match Number Eight: Xavier Woods, Big E, and Kofi Kingston versus Tyson Kidd, Cesaro, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Fernando, Diego, Kalisto, Sin Cara, Konnor, and Viktor (with Natalya and El Torito)
The match is joined in progress and Big E comes in and punches Kalisto. Woods tags back in and applies a cobra clutch on Kalisto. Kalisto with an arm drag and then Woods hit the Honor Roll on Kalisto. Everyone attacks Woods and the referee does not care enough to control the situation.
Winners: Kofi Kingston, Big E, and Xavier Woods
The numbers in the ring get smaller as people are sent to the floor. Fernando is caught by the Ascension but Diego with a dive to take care of them. Kalisto and Sin Cara go up top and they hit a splash onto three men each.
The New Day are in the ring and they celebrate their victory.
Kidd with a missile drop kick to all three men and then Cesaro with a spinebuster to Woods followed by the giant swing and drop kick from Kidd.
We take a look at a sneak peak of the Daniel Bryan DVD that can also be seen on the WWE Network.
We are back and we are told that Daniel Bryan will appear on MizTV on the Kickoff Show before the Elimination Chamber.
We take a look at why Dean Ambrose has been unable to sign the contract.
We see an alternate angle of Seth Rollins pushing the cameraman into Dean Ambrose to lead to Ambrose knocking out the cameraman.
Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Seth Rollins, Kane, Joey Mercury, and Jamie Noble make their way to the ring.
Seth says what you just saw doesn’t matter. The fact of the situation is that Dean Ambrose physically assaulted a cameraman and he was justifiably arrested earlier tonight. Seth says Dean is nothing more than a common thug who takes pride in his lunatic fringe nickname. Recklessness can only get you so far. It almost got him a shot at his title last week. This week, he is behind bars.
Stephanie says that workers behind the scenes deserve respect for their hard work. Stephanie points out that the cameraman Dean hit is the father of newborn triplets. We cannot handle such hazardous situations for our employees. They are here to foster a nurturing environment. Stephanie says that since this is an ongoing investigation, they cannot comment.
Hunter says that they were going to give Dean the opportunity to fight Seth Rollins at Elimination Chamber, but all he had to do is sign the contract. That unstable mental state came back to bite him, but that did not happen.
Hunter is going to announce . . .
Roman Reigns makes his way to the ring and he goes after Seth Rollins but Joey and Jamie pull Roman off. Kane goes after Reigns and it is a four on one attack. Kane blocks a Superman punch and choke slams Reigns.
Seth holds the contract in front of Roman and has something to say to him.
The police van pulls into the arena and Dean is at the wheel. Ambrose makes his way to the ring and he has a nightstick. Dean takes care of Mercury, Noble, and Kane. Rollins takes Dean down. Kane tries for a choke slam but Dean hits the ropes and clotheslines Kane. Rollins grabs the nightstick but Reigns and Ambrose hit Rollins with it.
Noble, Mercury, and Kane work over Ambrose and Reigns, but Reigns with an uppercut to Kane and a spear to Mercury and Noble. Reigns is sent to the floor and he hits Kane with a Superman Punch. Dean with a double underhook DDT to Kane.
Reigns gives Dean the contract and he signs it before Hunter and Stephanie do what JBL suggested and tells them to go off the air.
We go to credits.
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