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It is time for The Daily Show with Seth Rollins and he is in the ring with Joey and Jamie behind him.
Seth welcomes everyone and he reminds everyone who he is. Seth points out that they are in Newark, New Jersey, but it is not a glorious place. It is the armpit of America. For the last two weeks, alleged funny man Jon Stewart has been calling him out and saying he wanted a piece of him.
We take a look at Seth Rollins appearing on The Daily Show last week (in case you were not watching the start of the show).
Seth says he verbally dominated Jon Stewart on his own show and he is here to prove that he can do Jon’s job far better than he ever could.
The first topic is ‘Where is Jon Stewart?†Jon talked a tough game a few weeks ago, but now he is dead silent. He says that Jon is a wuss and a phony, but what do you expect, he is from New Jersey.
Seth says to give Jon credit where it is deserved. He decided not to show up, just like America didn’t show up to the movie he directed last year.
Seth says he would make sure that Jon retired early if he showed up because he would not be able to do a show with his jaw wired shut.
Jon shows up and he makes his way to the ring.
Seth welcomes Jon to the show.
Jon says that this is something else that Seth did not earn.
Seth says that he is proving to the world that he can do this job better than Jon.
Jon says that Seth is proving that he can barely read.
Seth asks Jon if he is trying to embarrass him.
Jon says that Seth is dressed like a SWAT Team Stripper. Jon says that the people of New Jersey aren’t afraid of the curb stomp because that is the way they greet everyone in the morning . . . for brunch. Jon remembers the wrestlers who earned it like Bruno Sammartino and Gorilla Monsoon. You never fought your way up like Mick Foley. You never went against the establishment like Stone Cold. You never fought through injury after injury to become a great like the Undertaker.
You thought you could take a short cut by cheating and becoming the poster boy for the Authority. Jon says that posters get taken down when people get tired of him.
Jon says that he has something that Seth never will and that is respect. Jon says he will prove it. The Authority doesn’t care about you. If they cared, who is fighting for the title at Wrestlemania? Is it Seth Rollins? Is it Lesnar and Reigns? If you are better in the ring, why aren’t you fighting for the title?
No matter what happens at Wrestlemania, you will have nothing. You will only be holding your briefcase. It is something you didn’t earn. Jon says that he was in Boston and you did not earn that briefcase. He says that if Kane did not . . .
Jon gets up and he is cornered by Joey, Jamie, and Seth. Seth grabs Jon and . . .
Randy Orton’s music plays and Seth looks at the ramp. Jon with a low kick and he gets out of the ring.
Orton goes halfway to the ring and then he turns around and goes to the back.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we take a look back at what happened when Comedy Central invaded a WWE ring and we see the ding ding shot of the year.
Renee Young interviews Jon and she asks about the impact he left on Seth.
Jon says it was a left foot to the groinal area. Renee asks Jon if he is going to stick around in the WWE while Jon looks for a way to escape.
Match Number Five: Luke Harper versus Daniel Bryan
Harper punches Bryan as the bell rings and then he slams Bryan emphatically. Harper backs Bryan into the corner and punches him but he charges into the corner and Bryan with a drop toe hold. Bryan with a drop kick into the corner but when he tries for a second one, Harper catches Bryan and slams him over the top rope to the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Bryan with kicks and punches. Harper with an Irish whip but Bryan tries to float over and Harper catches him and Harper lawn darts Bryan into the turnbuckles. Harper gets a near fall after a half nelson suplex. Harper sets for a power bomb but Bryan counters with a sunset flip. Harper with a clothesline and he gets a near fall. Harper with a modified cross face but Bryan counters with the Yes Lock and Harper taps out.
Winner: Daniel Bryan
After the match, Daniel Bryan gets on the announce table and he points to the Wrestlemania sign and he does a one armed yes.
Wade Barrett assumes possession of his title belt, but Dean Ambrose stops him. Barrett with a kick and he bounces off the ropes and hits a clothesline and takes the belt. Harper with a boot to Ambrose and he takes the belt. R Truth takes the title belt and walks away.
Luke Harper stops Truth before he can get up the ramp and Truth tries to get around Harper but Harper demands the belt.
Truth drops the belt and starts to walk away but Harper with a short arm clothesline. Harper has the de facto title once again.
Dolph Ziggler with a super kick and he takes the title belt.
Daniel has the crowd chanting Yes while Dolph holds the title.
It is time to see the newest name to be added to the list of 2015 WWE Hall of Fame Inductees. It is Alundra Blayze.
Seth is in the office and he says that he cannot believe that Jon Stewart came into his ring and embarrassed him.
Randy Orton comes out and he says that he saved Seth’s career. If you had punched Jon, you would have been sued and you would have lost your job. Where is the thanks? Randy says that if Seth needs any help tonight, all you have to do is ask.
Kane and Big Show enter and they say they have Seth’s back. Jamie tells Orton they won’t need everybody out there.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Paul Heyman is in the ring. He is alone and he introduces himself and reminds us of his client for whom he advocates.
Paul says he came her to the rancid city of Newark to set the record straight and address the rumors. It is true, his client BROCK LESNAR will be at Wrestlemania. Believe that. His client BROCK LESNAR will be anywhere he damn pleases before Wrestlemania. He will be anywhere he damn pleases after Wrestlemania. He will be the Undisputed WWE Champion because he will be champion as long as he damn well pleases . . . BELIEVE. Paul’s mic goes out and he says the sound guy must be from New Jersey.
You bought into the fantasy of Daniel Bryan at Fastlane. You hopes and dreams were pinned on Daniel Bryan, but if he ever faced his client, he would be squashed like a cockroach under the boot of BROCK LESNAR. Now we have Roman Reigns. . .
Paul asks for a new mic and he gets it from Lilian and he says it is about time she did something right.
You have all bought into Roman Reigns and they have bought the pyro and confetti for the celebration. You have all believed that. Paul said last week that no one would be able to beat Roman Reigns. Paul says they all walk to the side when Roman walks in the back because he is a bad ass Samoan with a chip on his shoulder. It is all because he knows that Roman cannot beat Brock Lesnar.
There are two ways it can work at Wrestlemania. One . . . Brock takes apart Roman Reigns violently like he did to John Cena at SummerSlam or Royal Rumble. Or two, he Ronda Rousey’s your ass.
You are going to get your ass beat at Wrestlemania by Brock Lesnar. You are going to get emasculated and conquered by BROCK LESNAR. Believe that.
Roman Reigns’ music plays and he makes his way to the ring because it is time for the main event.
Paul goes to the back as we go to commercial.
Match Number Six: Roman Reigns versus Seth Rollins (with Big Show, Kane, Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury)
Rollins with a side head lock and Reigns with a shoulder tackle and Rollins goes to the floor to regroup. Rollins returns to the ring and Reigns with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Reigns with a reverse atomic drop and a regular atomic drop as Reigns works on the area that Stewart weakened earlier in the night.
Rollins returns to the ring and Reigns blocks a kick and Reigns with a punch. Reigns with a hard Irish whip. Reigns with another hard Irish whip. Rollins with a punch but Reigns with an arm wringer and then he hits a leaping elbow drop and gets a near fall. Reigns with a head butt. Reigns sends Rollins into the turnbuckles but Rollins with punches.
Reigns with a knee to the midsection and Rollins with a drop kick. Rollins punches Reigns and then he chokes Reigns in the ropes. Rollins with a wrist lock and kick to the midsection and double sledge to the back. Reigns punches Rollins but Rollins with a kick and he sends Reigns to the floor. Mercury and Noble try to attack Reigns but it fails. Rollins goes for a suicide dive but Reigns with a punch. Reigns with a clothesline to Mercury. Reigns with a charge into the corner but he goes shoulder first into the ring post when Rollins moves.
Randy Orton’s music plays because . . . ? We go to commercial.
We are back and Reigns catches Rollins off the turnbuckles and Reigns tries for a Samoan drop but Rollins gets to his feet and he works on the knee. Rollins with elbows to Reigns followed by a reverse chin lock. Reigns gets to his feet and he hits a belly-to-back into a uranage and both men are down. Rollins misses a Vigilante Stinger Splash and Reigns with a clothesline. Reigns with another clothesline followed by the Neverending Story. Reigns misses a short arm clothesline but he hits a tilt-a-whirl slam.
Reigns sets for the Superman punches but Joey grabs Reigns’ leg and Joey is thrown over the top rope. Rollins with an enzuigiri but Reigns kicks out. Rollins goes to the apron and he goes up top but Reigns with an uppercut and he goes for a superplex but Rollins blocks it. Rollins goes for a sunset flip power bomb but Reigns with a back body drop. Reigns knocks Noble off the apron and Rollins with a rollup and a super kick for a near fall.
Rollins goes up top but Reigns catches him and hits a rollup but then picks up Rollins for a one arm sit out power bomb and he gets a near fall. Rollins with punches but Reigns punches back. Rollins with kicks and a back heel kick but Reigns with a back drop that sends Rollins over the top rope to the floor. Show checks on Rollins and Reigns with a clothesline off the apron to Show.
Reigns rolls Rollins into the ring but the referee is blocked by Rollins and Kane hits Reigns in the ribs with a chair. Rollins can only get a near fall. Rollins sets for Black Out but Reigns moves and he hits a Superman punch on Rollins and on Kane.
Randy Orton grabs Reigns by the leg to stop him from hitting a spear and Rollins with a rollup for the three count.
Winner: Seth Rollins
After the match, Reigns with a plancha onto Kane, Rollins, Mercury and Noble. Reigns goes after Show on the ramp. Reigns kicks Show and then he sends Rollins into the ringside barrier. Reigns spears Kane and then Show punches Reigns and they go into the ring. Reigns recovers and hits a spear on Show. Reigns with a spear to Rollins as he comes off the turnbuckles.
We go to credits.
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