June 30th
On this day in history in ....
1944 - Former NWA and ECW World champion (and one of the
greatest performers of ALL TIME) Terry Funk is born.
1961 - "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers defeats Pat O'Connor in
Chicago, Illinois to win the NWA (National Wrestling Alliance)
World Heavyweight Wrestling Title for the first time.
1985 - Hercules Hernandez defeats Hector Guerrero for the
Florida State Heavyweight Title in Orlando. The title
would be vacated less than a month later when Hernandez was
fired for having a locker room fight with Wahoo McDaniel.
1985 - Cody Rhodes was born.
1986 - Alicia Fox was born
2003 - In her WWE television debut on Raw, Gail Kim wins a
Battle Royal for the WWE Women's Title outlasting Jazz (who was
the champion going into the match), Ivory, Molly Holly,
Jacqueline, Trish Stratus and Victoria.
2003 - Hulk Hogan appeared on the Bubba The Love Sponge radio
show in Florida and said that his "Mr. America" character was
"on hiatus" and that, for the immediate future, he was done with
WWE. Hogan implied that he was not happy with the creative
direction of the company, but stayed away from blaming anyone or
giving any specific reasons for his departure. There were rumors
that Hogan was also not happy with his Wrestlemania payoff,
which may have added to his attitude towards the company. Hogan
said he was looking into wrestling some matches in Japan, but
that he had no plans to return to action in the U.S. at the
time. Hogan would later return to the WWE (and would later
leave again, as well).
2005 - Then-independent wrestler Matt Striker makes headlines
nationally when it is revealed that he had run afoul of the New
York State Board of Education for allegedly calling in sick from
his teaching duties to work dates in Japan. Striker would
later resign his job. The controversy led to WWE hiring
him a few weeks later and he has remained with the company
since.
In regard to the controversy, Striker sent the following
statement to PWInsider.com after a request for comment:
I rarely if ever pay any mind to the Internet, but I felt the
need to shed some light on a few facts, or lack thereof:
1. I never stole anything from the NYC Dept. of Ed. Upon
realization that sick days and personal days were two entirely
different things- I immediately offered to remit the money for
days paid that I was in Japan.
2. I resigned under advice from my union appointed lawyer, which
resulted in a backlash of student and parent response because my
students were receiving excellent instruction and preparation
for the NYC Regents. Parents, Students and fellow members of the
faculty organized petitions and such to return me to my
position. I was and still am a GOOD teacher. The bottom line was
the kids.
3. Was it fraud? Yes, I wholeheartedly admit that. Am I sorry?
You have no idea how sorry I am. Did this merit a resignation
and whirlwind news story and unfounded venom from message board
patrollers? No.
4. Was I sick? Yes. The week of my resignation, I had two lumps
removed from my back (You can see the scars when you come to
"boo" me) and subsequent blood tests, that were NOT covered
financially because of loss of insurance benefits. The results
were a toxic infection in my blood that I am currently being
treated for.
5. People who want to run with minimal facts and create stories
based on hearsay and conjecture are entitled, but take away with
you this food for thought: New York City really needs teachers,
some of the ones they have molest and abuse our children--Matt
Striker established relationships and rapports with our students
and presented them with a tangible role model and a belief that
they could achieve their dreams. I am proud to say that a huge
percentage of MY KIDS passed the NYC Regents [Exam] because I
taught them!
6. It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for
who you're not. What I did was wrong. I have said it before - I
will gladly compensate the city for the 4 days, I will gladly
work-free of charge- for the NYC Board of Ed as a gesture of
remorse. The fact that these things, that are personal become
public and become fodder for people to accuse and find enjoyment
in ones misfortune is sad.
7. Look at the facts, God gave me gifts and I choose to use them
to touch peoples lives. I choose to make the world better by
entertainment and education. I try to bring laughter everywhere
I go. In this time where there is so much hate and anger I try
to bring a positive aspect and energy where I go. You can all
judge me, although it is not your judgement that I
await...anyone who knows me- knows who my REAL judge is!
Thanks,
Matt Striker
2006 - Andrew "Test" Martin was brought back to WWE as a member
of the ECW brand.
2007 - The Associated Press has released an article on the
series of young deaths in professional wrestling, noting
"loopholes" in the WWE Wellness policy and that Georgia Senator
Johnny Isakson has instructed his staff to begin gathering
information into whether the Health Commission should be looking
into the industry.
2008 - CM Punk captured his first WWE World championship on Raw.
Richard Trionfo filed the following TV report:
Last night at the Night of Champions pay per view, the Raw brand
had a chance to bring both heavyweight titles from Smackdown but
Batista was stopped by La Familia while John Cena was stopped by
the Great Pumpkin Triple H. We have a new man on top and his
name is not John Bradshaw Layfield. Kofi Kingston won the
Intercontinental Title from Chris Jericho thanks to interference
by Shawn Michaels. Chris got some revenge after the match with a
forearm to the eye. Now that Cody Rhodes is a former and current
tag team champion thanks to his trickery against Bob Holly, will
Holly get revenge or will the son of a son of a plumber's new
alliance with the son of a Million Dollar Man be enough to stop
the Angry Alabamian? Who is the next woman to challenge Mickie
James after her successful title defense against Katie Lea
Burchill? How is Vince McMahon and what is the big announcement
from his family?
We start off tonight’s show with a look back at last night’s . .
. who cares if there was a pay per view last night, Vince
McMahon had part of the stage fall on him. We see the footage.
Shane McMahon is in the studios in Connecticut and he points out
that his father was the victim of a terrible accident last week.
Shane says that Vince is a man who relishes his privacy so they
will not mention his physical condition. Shane tells everyone to
pull together in this time of uncertainty.
We are live from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma and your announcers are
Jerry 'I wish I knew a good BBQ place in this town' Lawler and
Michael 'That BBQ Restaurant' Cole.
Even though he is not the announcer tonight, Jim Ross comes out
to say hello to his Oklahoma fans. Jim has a mic and he has a
tear in his eye. Jim says that it is a magnificent honor to be
standing in the ring tonight with the fans around the world
watching to say it is damn good to be home. Jim says that he is
excited about a new journey that he is embarking on as the
play-by-play voice of Smackdown. He hopes that everyone will
join him on that journey. They will raise hell on Smackdown and
take it places it has never been before. Jim says that he is
excited for the opportunity to work with Mick Foley on Smackdown,
but he thanks Jerry Lawler for being with him for over a decade
as his traveling partner, driver, and father confessor . . . his
older brother. Jim says that he was happy to be inducted at the
same time as Jerry. Jim says that his friend Michael Cole will
do a great job in his place. Jim says that he has known Michael
since he joined the WWE. Jim mentions some of his favorite
moments in Oklahoma City. He mentions seeing Danny Hodge in his
first show. Jim then mentions Mid-South Wrestling. Jim talks
about some things that involved Vince McMahon. He says that he
will not throw salt on another man’s wounds when he is down, but
he suggests that Vince is a Longhorns fan. Nothing can put a
damper on his opportunity tonight to be surrounded by his family
and his friends. Jim says that he will never forget this night
and he hopes that everyone will load the wagon and get on the
Sooner Schooner and ride it to Smackdown every Friday night. Jim
tells everyone to eat some barbecue.
Apparently Edge is not a fan of barbecue because he comes out
with Curt Hawkins and Zach Ryder. Lawler and Cole wonder why he
is here. Edge has a mic and he says that when he heard JR had a
farewell address on Raw, he had to make an appearance. It is
because Jim’s arrogance never ceases to amaze him. Who cares
about Jim or the Sooners. Edge tells JR to ‘Hook ‘em Horns’.
Edge says that nobody cares about Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, or
him. Edge suggests that Barbecue Boy put that in his blog. Edge
says that it is not all bad. It is time for Jim to start his
hall of fame career on his show. Now he can call Edge’s future
Hall of Fame career. Instead of ‘Stone Cold . . . Stone Cold . .
. Stone Cold’ it will be ‘Edge wins. . . Edge wins . . . Edge
wins.’ Edge wants Jim to try it and Jim drops the mic. Edge
points out that Jim Ross is finally speechless. Edge asks Ryder
and Hawkins to escort Jim Ross out of the arena as he declares
Jim’s farewell address over.
Jim leaves with Hawkins and Ryder as Edge remains in the ring.
Edge says that he has an ulterior motive. He says that the
flagship show is missing a few things like a General Manager.
Smackdown has the greatest General Manager in history, who
happens to be his fiancée, the love of his life, Vickie
Guerrero. This show is also missing the Undertaker, but so is
the rest of the WWE Universe after he banished him from the
company. Edge says that there is one other thing that the show
is missing and that is a world champion. Edge wants everyone in
the back to know that they will never have a shot at his World
Heavyweight Title. They can challenge Triple H for the WWE
Title, but unless it is a draft show, you will never see him on
Monday night again.
Edge walks up the ramp but Batista’s music plays and he comes
out. Edge and Batista stare each other down and then Batista
chases Edge around the ring and Edge goes down and Batista
punches him and he runs Edge into the ringside barrier and
apron. Batista sends Edge into the ring post. Edge escapes into
the crowd, but Batista pulls him back. Batista with punches to
Edge and they return to the ringside area. Batista slams Edge’s
head into the announce table. Batista hot shots Edge onto the
announce table before Irish whipping him into the ring steps.
Batista is back in the ring with Edge and Edge begs for mercy.
Batista sets for the Batista Bomb and he hits it.
CM Punk’s music plays and he comes out with a referee.
Match Number One: CM Punk versus Edge for the World Title
Punk gets Edge up for Go To Sleep for the three count.
Winner: CM Punk
Edge slinks away while Punk celebrates in the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a Moments Ago Moment of Batista attacking Edge
followed by CM Punk taking a page out of Edge’s book and taking
advantage of the situation to cash in the Money in the Bank.
Match Number Two: Mickie James versus Jillian Hall
Jillian pushes Mickie down and Mickie with a Thesz Press and
punch. Mickie with a baseball slide followed by a head scissors
take down on the floor. Mickie rolls Jillian back in and Jillian
kicks Mickie as she returns to the ring. Jillian works on
Mickie’s injured arm and she drop kicks the arm. The referee
checks on Mickie to see if she can continue. Jillian with an arm
wringer and arm bar but Mickie fights back. Jillian uses the
hair to take Mickie down. Jillian misses a leg drop. Jillian
with a kick to the shoulder as she runs Mickie into the corner.
Jillian misses the handspring back elbow and Mickie with a kick
for the three count.
Winner: Mickie James
Rey Mysterio is walking as we go to commercial.
We are back and Jerry Lawler talks about the impact of the draft
on Raw and what happened with Batista and the World Title. We
are reminded that Rey was the first draft pick for Raw.
Rey comes to the ring and he congratulates CM Punk on beating
Edge and bringing the World Title back to Raw. Rey says that up
until last week, his entire WWE career and his life was
Smackdown. The crowd boos a bit but he says it was in a good
way. He was shocked to be drafted to Raw, but it was a good
thing. He likes it on Raw.
Rey is interrupted by Santino Marella who comes to the ring.
Santino says that Shane told everyone to pull together and act
as one. Since he is the most charismatic superstar on Raw, he
welcomes Rey. Santino says that he does not see the big deal
because a man who hides behind a mask is incredibly ugly,
incredibly stupid, or Batman. Santino says that Rey is not
Batman. Santino tells Rey to shut up his face. He does not
understand the popularity. We see the cover of the new WWE
Magazine and Rey is on it. Santino calls him Rey Mastreo and he
is taller than Hornswoggle and he likes cookies. Santino says
that he submitted an excellent photo of himself, and they did
not use the photo. It is of Santino lying on a bed. He calls
that a photo. He says that every man and woman would buy it.
Santino tells Rey Mastreo that there is a reason he has not been
on Raw. It is because true superstars like himself rise and
shine. He tells Rey to mind his manners and behave because if he
doesn’t, it could be very bad for him. Santino allow Rey to
speak, but he wants Rey to say it in a language that everyone
can understand.
Rey punches Santino and then drop toe holds Santino into the
ropes for a 619.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Michael Cole says that we will soon hear from
the new World Champion. The Moments Ago Moment has turned into
an Earlier Tonight Moment and we see Punk cash in Money in the
Bank.
Todd Grisham is in the champion interviewing position with CM
Punk. Todd congratulates Punk and Punk says that he does not
have the words. He wants to get Edge’s name taken off the belt.
He thanks Batista for making it possible and the fans. Bradshaw
stops by to stare at Punk and the title belt. Bradshaw asks Punk
if he is joking by celebrating beating a defenseless man.
Bradshaw asks if Punk is proud. Punk says that he is proud to be
champion. Bradshaw says that Punk can go to sleep knowing that
he is a paper champion or an asterisk. He tells Punk that he can
step up and get in the ring with greatness. He can put the title
on the line tonight against him. Punk asks Bradshaw if he wants
to be the first one and he accepts the challenge. We go to
commercial.
We are back with a commercial for Smackdown and Mr. America will
not be there on the Fourth of July.
John Cena comes out and he has a mic. Cena mentions surprises
and classic moments. He says that he told everyone that the
match between him and Triple H at Night of Champions would be a
classic moment. He reminds us that he did not win the WWE Title
last night since he was defeated by Triple H. It is a loss that
he takes with pride because last night’s match proves one thing
and that is that they are the two best in the business. Just
like tonight when everyone has been a part of history. You will
look back on this day and say that you were there when CM Punk
cashed in the Money in the Bank briefcase to become the World
Champion. Cena wonders why Bradshaw is bullying his way into the
title. He says that he does not know much about Punk but he
likes him. He used his brain to get the title and will use his
guts to try to keep it. Cena says that anyone who asked for the
title match would have been given it, even him. Cena likes that
idea and since there is no General Manager, the champion should
be the one to choose who he faces. Cena asks the crowd to help
Punk make the decision. The people have spoken and he asks Punk
to consider it. Cena tells Bradshaw to take his limo and his
Mamajuana and drive back to New York.
Bradshaw comes out and he stares at Cena since he has some
staring time saved up from earlier. Bradshaw tells Cena that he
will not be wrestling CM Punk for the title tonight because the
match is his. Bradshaw declares martial law in the WWE. He says
that it is his God-given destiny to become champion and he
cannot have Cena in the building. Some of Oklahoma City’s finest
come out to escort Cena out of the building (so he can return
later?) Bradshaw points out that it is his security and he does
not care about what the people think because he has money.
Security comes to the ring and they surround it while Cena waits
for a fight. Bradshaw sends his men into the ring and they hold
Cena for Bradshaw to punch him. They pull Cena out of the ring
and carry him to the back. We see Cena being taken out in the
back as he tries to fight out of this seven-on-one situation. We
go to commercial since Hunter is not waiting outside this door.
We are back with the Slam of the Week: Cody Rhodes losing and
winning the World Tag Titles in the same moment.
Match Number Three: Cody Rhodes and Ted ‘DeBusey’ DiBiase versus
Darren Wayne and Steve Anthony
Rhodes with a side head lock but he distracts his opponent while
DiBiase attacks him from behind. DiBiase with a fist drop and
Rhodes tags in and he connects with a knee drop. Rhodes with a
DDT as DiBiase takes care of his other opponent with a
clothesline.
Winners: Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase
Cody has a mic and he says that everyone wants to know why he
did what he did to Bob Holly. When you are the son of Dusty
Rhodes and grow up hearing about doing things the right way and
pay your dues while being patient. He took that advise and
applied it and where did it get him? He was carrying that baby
boomer Bob Holly to keep his career alive. Cody says that he
couldn’t find himself. He talked to Ted before he debuted. Cody
says that he is not a patient person. When you are this
talented, you don’t pay dues.
Ted gets on the mic and he says that the people of his
generation do not have the spine to do what they do. In reality,
the people in this country under the age of 30 are spoiled,
obedient sheep. They took matters into their own hands. It makes
them simply . . . priceless.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Katie Lea and Paul Burchill are talking about
last night. Paul guarantees that Katie will become women’s
champion. He tells Katie not to get in trouble. Jamie Noble
arrives and he introduces himself to Katie. Jamie says that he
was a big deal on Smackdown and he is going to get respect on
Raw, ‘Prison Rules Style’. He is going to go to the biggest man
in the locker room and draw his line in the sand. Jamie turns
around and sees Kane standing there. Noble says that they are on
new shows and it is time for new starts. Now that Mr. McMahon is
not here, so there is no boss and they are both equals. Noble
tells Kane not to dig in his bag to listen to his Larry the
Cable Guy tapes or there will be trouble. Noble tells Kane a
knock-knock joke. Kane grabs Noble by the throat but Noble kicks
Kane and escapes. Kane walks away as if he was a horror movie
villain.
Noble runs into the arena and hides at the announce table for a
second before he is sent away by Lawler and Cole. Noble hides
but the pyro goes off and Noble leaves his sanctuary. Noble with
a tope onto Kane and kicks him but Kane sits up and hits an
uppercut. Noble with a forearm to Kane but Kane pushes him off
and then he connects with a boot. Kane with a choke slam on to
the announce table and Noble rolls off. Kane smirks.
Chris Jericho is staring and walking as we go to commercial.
We are back and we see how Chris Jericho became a former
Intercontinental Champion. Then we saw Jericho with the forearm
to the eye.
Chris Jericho is on the mic and he comments on how the WWE
website called him Y2Jaded. He says that he is an honest man who
got swindled by Shawn Michaels and Kofi Kingston. He talks about
how he was double teamed last night. Chris says that he was told
that Shawn is not there tonight, just like he was told
yesterday. Each time Shawn comes out, he clutches his injured
eye. Chris says that there is more to the eye injury. Chris says
that Michaels comes out with his eye injury to placate his ego.
Jericho offers Michaels a return on his investment. Jericho
challenges Michaels to a one-on-one match at the Great American
Bash. Jericho says that Michaels took something from him, so he
will return the favor and take something from Michaels. Jericho
then says that he will take his title back.
Match Number Four: Chris Jericho versus Kofi Kingston for the
Intercontinental Title
We join the match in progress and Lance Cade is at ringside.
Michaels works on Kofi’s neck. Kofi does the leap into the
corner, but Jericho sent Kingston into the turnbuckles. Back to
live action and Jericho with a clothesline and then he slaps
Kofi and then he sends Kofi into the ropes and Kofi bounces off
and hits Jericho. Kofi with a Jamaican Hammer followed by a
flying double sledge. Kofi with the hesitation leg drop. Jericho
with a rollup for a near fall followed by an enzuigiri for a two
count. Kofi with a punch and uppercut followed by an Irish whip.
Jericho with a kick and bulldog followed by a Lionsault for a
two count. Jericho with a forearm and suplex but Kofi counters
and he gets a rollup. Jericho reverses and pulls the tights but
the referee disqualifies Jericho.
Winner: Kofi Kingston by disqualification
After the match, Jericho attacks Kingston and he rakes the eyes.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler recap tonight’s
show and we see CM Punk defeat Edge one more time.
We see Edge leaving the arena and he blames Hawkins and Ryder
for losing. He wants to know where they were. We see Edge drive
away and he is not happy.
Match Number Five: Bradshaw with JBLimo versus CM Punk for the
World Heavyweight Title
Bradshaw has his security come to the ring and Bradshaw is ready
to start the match. They lock up and Bradshaw with a knee in the
corner followed by punches. Bradshaw with a short arm
clothesline followed by a forearm to the back and elbow drops
for a near fall. Bradshaw with a side head lock. Punk with an
arm drag and back kick followed by a knee lift that sends
Bradshaw to the floor. Punk misses a baseball slide to the floor
and Bradshaw with a clothesline and then he slams Punk’s head
into the announce table. Punk kicks out of a cover by Bradshaw.
Bradshaw with a cravate and Punk with punches and kicks.
Bradshaw with a sleeper but Punk with elbows to get out of the
hold. Punk with a forearm but Bradshaw with a shoulder tackle.
Bradshaw charges into a boot and then Punk with an enzuigiri
that sends both men to the mat. Punk with a knee into the corner
followed by the bulldog for a two count. Bradshaw catches Punk
and hits a fallaway slam for a two count. Punk with a spin kick
to the head and then he hits the springboard clothesline for a
two count.
John Cena comes out with Cryme Tyme to take care of security.
Bradshaw is distracted and that allows Punk to hit Go To Sleep
on Bradshaw for the three count.
Winner: CM Punk
After the match, Punk hits a pescado onto the members of
security. Cryme Tyme, Cena, and Punk take care of things as we
go to credits
2009 - Sheamus, Yoshi Tatsu, Abraham Washington and Tyler Reks
debuted on the main WWE roster for ECW.
2009 - TNA President Dixie Carter was interviewed discussing
various topics at www.tnawrestling.com. Excerpts from the
interview included:
TNA Fan Base: The audience of 2009 is significantly different
from the audience during the height of the WWF-WCW run.
And we have to continue to change accordingly. Today’s
fans are smarter, more involved. They don’t want their
intelligence insulted, and we have been guilty of that at times
in the past. Can we please everyone all the time?
No, that’s not realistic. But you have to strive to please
them much more than not.â€
TNA Impact's Ratings: "“I think we have accomplished more in the
last six- to 12-months than we have in the last several years,â€
Carter said. “I look at our ratings over the last year, and they
are up more than 20 percent. We actually don’t want that to
happen We want everyone’s ratings to go up. In order
to succeed, we don’t think we have to take ratings away from
anyone else. As a wrestling industry, we all have to grow
the fan-base worldwide. We can’t just say we’re going to
beat Raw (in the ratings). Right now, that’s unrealistic.
We had to start with a more obtainable goal to beat the ratings
of our competitor’s third-rated show, ECW – and we’ve done that.
I have heard people say, ‘It’s not a big deal to beat their
lowest rated show,’ but I disagree. It’s a huge success
for TNA, which five years ago had just 300,000 viewers in a
Friday afternoon timeslot on Fox Sports. So now
we’re setting our sights on their second-rated show, Smackdown –
and that gap has closed significantly over the past six months.â€
TNA Homegrown Performers: "We have an amazingly talented group
of young guys ready to break out in a big way. It is their
time. They have earned it and deserve it. The
landscape in TNA over the next 12 months is going to change
dramatically. Our veterans are here to show that their greatness
is beyond themselves and to help create other superstars. These
(veterans) are secure enough to know that that’s what is needed
for this company to continue to grow. Their leadership in and
out of the ring is unmatched.â€
2009 - WWE aired ECW on Sci Fi. Richard Trionfo filed the
following TV Report:
We are live from Bakersfield, California and your announcers are
Matt ‘Watch out for Ben Richards’ Striker and Josh ‘Happy
Jerrelle Clark Day’ Mathews.
ECW General Manager Tiffany is in the ring and she has something
to say. She welcomes everyone to a new era of ECW. She mentions
the announcement of the 15 superstar trade initiated by Donald
Trump, the look and feel of ECW has changed. She says that she
is excited about the New Superstar Initiative. ECW will continue
to be the place to see the top young stars in WWE today.
Match Number One: Shelton Benjamin versus Yoshi Tatsu
Before the match, Shelton gets a mic and he comments on his
opponent’s name. He talks so Yoshi can understand him. He speaks
as if he was starring in Rush Hour 4.
Shelton bows to the referee and to the crowd. Shelton does the
crane and then gets a good laugh out of things. Then he does the
sumo set up. Shelton says that he has one more before the match
starts. He does a deep bow but Yoshi with a kick and a three
count.
Winner: Yoshi Tatsu
After the match, Yoshi bows to Shelton before leaving the ring.
Abraham Washington walks in the back as we go to commercial.
We are back and did you know that Triple H and John Cena will be
wrestling next week. I wonder what will happen.
It is time for Abraham Washington to come to the ring and he has
a talk show. He welcomes everyone to the newest sensation on ECW,
the Abraham Washington Show. Before he gets to his first guest,
he wants to talk about a few things in the WWE Universe.
Washington talks about The Bash and the main event. He says that
he has not seen that much pain and brutality since Paris Hilton
in a spelling bee. Washington suggests that Vince McMahon’s
repurchase of Raw from Donald Trump was a financial disaster,
just like 12 Rounds, which is available on DVD. Washington says
that the Miz might have enjoyed that joke, but he lost to John
Cena twice this week. Washington brings out his guests, the
Bella Twins.
Washington tells the ladies to relax. He has them introduce
themselves. Brie is wearing a red flower in her hair while Nikki
is wearing black. Washington asks if they have always looked
alike and then he says that he was joking. He asks them how much
they spend on their weave in a year. They say that they are 100%
natural. Washington does not believe them and he says that he
knows synthetic materials. He also brings up a story that called
the Bellas one of the sexiest twins in sports and that they are
the first twin divas. He asks them what makes them different.
Brie says that she is younger and Nikki mentions that it is by
sixteen minutes. Nikki says that she is the smarter of the
twins. Washington asks which one got their first kiss. Then he
asks as the talk gets out of the PG realm and Nikki says that
she was the first of the twin. Washington asks which one is the
best athlete and wants to see who can do the better split. They
argue about things and now it is time for them to fight.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Sheamus versus Oliver John
Before the match, Sheamus gets on the mic and he talks in Gaelic
and he says that some say that Irish traditions are dead, but he
will show that they are still alive. He says that he will claim
ECW as his own.
John with a waist lock but Sheamus with a take down. They lock
up and Sheamus with a forearm to the back and a kick. Sheamus
with a forearm and Irish whip followed by a forearm to the back.
Sheamus with a clothesline and he puts John in a cross face and
arm bar. Shemus sends John to the mat and then he Irish whips
John and hits a shoulder to the back. John fights back and he
punches Sheamus but Sheamus with the bicycle kick and it is time
for an uranage backbreaker for the three count.
Winner: Sheamus
Vladimir Kozlov gets ready in the back and William Regal wants
to talk strategy with Kozlov. Regal says that he wants to make
an impact and not be embarrassed tonight. Kozlov says that he’s
got it.
We go to commercial.
We are back and did you know that for 39 weeks, nothing has been
more watched than ECW.
Zack Ryder is in the back and Tyler Reks stops by say hello to
Zack. He says that he is from Southern California and he is
looking forward to his debut on Superstars on Thursday. Zack
tells Tyler that the best beaches in the world are in Long
Island and he tells Tyler to go home and get ready for their
match on Thursday. Zack woos and leaves.
Time for the Raw Rebound.
Christian is walking in the back and Tommy Dreamer asks if they
are ready. Christian points out that he returned to the WWE in
this building. Christian says that he still wants to be the ECW
Champion. Dreamer points out that it is nice that he brings this
up now when they are going to face Kozlov and Regal.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Four: Vladimir Kozlov and William Regal versus
Tommy Dreamer and Christian
Christian and Regal start off and Regal works on the arm but
Christian reverses and puts Regal in a hammer lock. Christian
with a side head lock and shoulder tackle but Regal stays on his
feet. Christian with a take down and Regal gets a near fall.
Christian with a shoulder tackle and a near fall. Christian with
a side head lock but Regal with a shoulder in the corner. Regal
with an Irish whip and he charges into boots from Christian
followed by a back elbow from the turnbuckles. Kozlov tags in
and he misses a clothesline. Christian with punches and then he
avoids a kick and connects with more punches. Kozlov with a
shoulder tackle and then he gets Christian on his shoulders for
a back breaker. Christian is able to escape and he tags in
Dreamer who punches Kozlov but Kozlov with shoulder s in the
corner. Dreamer with an uppercut and a cross body. Kozlov goes
to the floor and Christian is tagged in. Christian with a
baseball slide and then he goes up top but Regal gets in the
middle of things and we go to a standoff and commercial.
We are back and Regal with a reverse chin lock on Dreamer.
Dreamer with punches but Regal with a knee. Regal with forearms
and Kozlov with kicks when Regal and Christian distract the
referee. Kozlov tags in and it is time for elbow drops and a
near fall. Regal tags back in and he connects with forearms but
Dreamer with a rebound chop. Regal with a punch and knee drop.
Dreamer with an arm wringer and he tags in Christian who is
punching away and then he hits a drop kick and back elbow.
Christian with a missile drop kick for a near fall. Christian
with a sunset flip for a near fall. Regal rolls to the floor and
then he drops Christian’s arm on the top rope. Kozlov tags back
in and he sends Christian shoulder first into the turnbuckles.
Kozlov works on the arm and then he tags Regal back in. Regal
with a knee to the arm. Christian with a punch but Regal with an
arm wringer and another knee to the arm. Kozlov tags in and he
punches Christian in the arm. Kozlov with a key lock and an arm
wringer into a key lock on the mat. Dreamer tries to encourage
Christian to fight out of trouble and make the tag.
Kozlov with knees to the head. Kozlov with head butts to the
chest followed by a belly-to-belly suplex for a near fall. Regal
tags in and he kicks Christian and works on the arm. Regal with
another arm wringer and another knee to the arm. Christian and
Regal collide as Christian comes out of the corner and they are
both down. Dreamer tags in and he clotheslines Kozlov but Kozlov
stays on his feet. Dreamer with a clothesline from the
turnbuckles for a near fall. All four men are in the ring until
Christian and Regal go to the floor.
Dreamer with a punch to Kozlov followed by a neck breaker but he
can only get a two count. Regal sends Christian into the ring
steps. Kozlov is sent into the turnbuckles and Regal makes the
tag. Dreamer sends Kozlov to the floor and then he brings Regal
in. Dreamer with an inside cradle. Dreamer misses a charge into
the corner and hits the ring post with his shoulder. Regal with
an Exploder and Kozlov makes the blind tag. Kozlov with the
uranage slam for the three count.
Winners: William Regal and Vladimir Kozlov
After the match, Regal holds Kozlov’s hand in the air in
victory. We go to credits and Regal has made a new buddy.
2010 - Toni Adams Donahoo has passed away at the way-too-young
age of 45 after a lengthy illness. Toni was an integral
figure in the World Class program where Chris Adams, her husband
at the time, was feuding with Steve Austin and his wife Jeanne,
who was Adams' first wife, and later worked as Lady Blossom in
WCW, as well as gave Austin the idea for the Stone Cold
nickname. In a lot of ways, it was a program that was
before its time as the women were a focal point and real life
issues were a selling point of the storyline.
2010 - Daniel Bryan issued the following statement on his WWE
release:
Since the WWE's statement was released I’ve been bombarded with
messages asking me if it’s real, and by now I’m sure that most
people know that it is.
WWE is very serious about adhering to their PG guidelines, and
apparently my actions during the NXT attack on John Cena, namely
choking announcer Justin Roberts with his tie and spitting in
Cena’s face, crossed the boundaries of what is considered “PG.â€
Perhaps the choking was too violent or perhaps the spit was too
demeaning. I apologized for both immediately following the
incident; but I would be a hypocrite if I apologized for putting
everything I have into the attack. I would much rather have gone
too far than to come up too short.
As with anyone who gets fired from their job, especially when
they feel its unjust, I am angry. Very angry. But I can’t fault
WWE for how they handled my release. My contract contained a 90
day no-compete clause in the event I was let go, yet the WWE has
graciously allowed me start wrestling again on any show that’s
not taped for television or pay per view.
So with the negatives there also come positives. Before I got
signed by WWE last October, I worked hard to bring new fans to
independent wrestling. But with most of us having little
national exposure the only thing we could do was wrestle our
hearts out and hope for word of mouth. Now that I’ve appeared on
WWE television in front of millions of new fans, things are
different. My goal is to garner as much interest in independent
wrestling over the next 90 days as I possibly can. I hope that
some of the people who enjoyed watching me wrestle on TV will
give independent companies such as Evolve, Dragon Gate USA and
Ring of Honor a chance. I think most of you would enjoy the
intimacy between the fans and the wrestlers and the intensity of
the action; if you ask the fans who went to the Chikara or AIW
shows I was on this weekend, I’m sure 99% of them had a great
time. So if you’ve never been to an independent show, go ahead
and dip your toes in... you might find that the water is pretty
nice.
As far as what happens after 90 days, nobody knows. I’ve “heardâ€
that TNA is interested. There are petitions going around to get
me back into WWE and the last several weeks there have been fans
chanting my names at their shows. People have even brought signs
showing their support. And though most of the signs get taken
away and though WWE may not be listening to your chants or
petitions, I truly appreciate all the support over the last
several weeks. It is both overwhelming and heartwarming. But
regardless of what offers come in, I am in no rush to make any
rash decisions. I enjoy my freedom as much as I enjoyed the
benefits offered by being in WWE. My future, as usual, is
uncertain. But I am enjoying my return to the independents. I’m
hoping to see some of you there.
2011 - Juggalo Championship Wrestling presented "Send in the Clowns" on iPPV. Matt Carter filed the following PPV report:
Its been over a month since the last JCW iPPV.Apparently venue troubles were the cause for the delay as these were originally every 2 weeks.
In the extended break, they REALLY improved the live player. You are no longer forced to watch the chat and the player has a true full screen. They really have worked hard at making the experience on par with any other iPPV wrestling out there...and its $5 :)
Right at 7 PM, we start with a short JCW video and then to a shot of the crowd (much much bigger than previous ones it seems). We get the drums and countdown.
Introduced is our resident DJ, DJ Clay and our announce team of KG and Shaggy 2 Dope.
KG welcomes us to Send In The Clowns and says this is the most important show so far as they count down to the Gathering and runs down some of the card for the night.
Things Gordon Solie never said, "We are back up in this mother f***r"
Up Chuck the clown (ring announcer), a ref, and a hot ring gal make it to the ring and we are set to go!
Match #1: The Emo Warrior Jimmy Jacobs vs The Magic Ninja Kawabata
The crowd immediately gives Jimmy a "You suck d@#k" chant. This could be a really good little match.
Jimmy takes the mic and tries to share some of his poetry. Kawabata, wearing JCW in his normal face paint, instead takes off his head with a spinning kick. Jimmy then rolls out of the ring and complains that he never gets to read his poetry. Kawabata still doesn't want to hear it and attacks him on the ramp and throws Jimmy in the ring. Very loud "F$#k him up chant". Kawabata in control early until Jacobs catches him on the top rope. This is a REALLY hot crowd. Jacobs beats down Kawabata and again grabs the mic to read his poetry and again is cut down with a kick to the gut by Kawabata. Jacobs is really pissed so pounds on Kawabata some more until he can grab the mic again to read his poetry. Kawabata gets in another kick to the cut but Jacobs gets a counter and throws him out of the ring. Again, lets try that poem. Kawabata comes in again and takes him out...boy is Jacbos pissed. Jacobs in control until Kawabata gets out of the way in the corner. Hits a really awesome flapjack and running knee combo and Jacobs kicks out of the pin at a 2 count. Kawabata tries a top rope muscle buster but Jacobs reveres into a tornado ddt for a 2 count. Jacobs to the top rope and hits a back senton "The Bloody Mary". Now Jacobs takes out his guy liner to touch up his eyes and Kawabata gets up, hits Jacobs with the mist and Kurt Kobain for the 3 count.
Your Winner, The Magic Ninja Kawabata!
Fun opening match...the Jacobs on the mic thing was hilarious.
KG and Shaggy were going to talk about the next match but then wanted to go to a video...but something is screwed up and the guys start talking about Corporal Robinson
Once again they try to throw to the video and its not going well so discuss the fact that JCW does NOT have an automatic rematch clause..and finally the video plays, but quickly stops. The guys are playing this off well, its really funny! OK, some more stalling and they try the video again. Its basically highlights of Corp Robinson over the past few iPPVs and the guys tried to voice it live and that wasn't a good idea. Match #2: Sexy Slim Goody vs. Corporal Robinson
Goody is sporting new, pink ring attire ala Adrian Adonis. I love Goody, he is the kind of you never see on tv. This, though, will probably be a squash as Corp continues his story line of beating everyone on the JCW roster on his way back up to a title match. Corp has cut off his afro, thats a shame but it is summer time.
Goody ducks a clothesline and tells the crowd how smart he is. Corp makes fun of his man boobs and the crowd responds with a "You suck d$#k" chant. They lock up and Corp controls the arm and does the Undertaker walk the ropes and instead of the shot to the back he did an armdrag. Kinda neat. Goody is frustrated and stalls around on the outside jawing with the crowd and slowly gets back in. Goody gets in a guyt shot and head lock but is thrown off the ropes. Goody actually does a cart wheel to avoid getting hit, but while showing off Corp gives him a kick to the face that lands Goody outside the ring. Corp is setting up 2 chairs in the ring as Goody slowly crawls in and gives Corp a low blow. Goody does a snap mare and a double knee off the rope for a 2 count. Goody contiues to dominate and that Family chant rings out. I guess its something they chant at the "good guys"? Corp Robinson hits an Acid Drop style tornado ddt and hangs Goody in the tree of woe. Corp puts on chair in front of his face and smacks the chair with a 2nd chair. Corp picks up Goody and hits the boot camp on the chair for the 3 count
Your Winner Corporal Robinson!
Corp celebrates with the crowd on his way out.
So far there has been no video buffering issues. The quality is downright excellent.
A video package is shown about the Isabella Smothers and Bull Pain storyline.
Match #3: Bull Pain and Isabella Smothers vs ?
Bull Pain and Isabella play flirty in the ring and grab the mic and heel the crowd before the match and are interrupted by banjo music and its TRACY SMOTHERS! Tracy gets the mic and tells the crowd to shut up. He says its good to be back and outta jail. Tracy says that Bull is supposed to be his best friend and wants to know why he is screwing his daughter. Bull denies anything is going on. Tracy believes Bull and says they should tag together. Tracy says they are the MOB Mean Old Bastards.
The MOB (Tracey Smothers and Bull Pain) with Isabella Smothers vs. Mad Man Pondo and Necro Butcher
This quickly turned into a brawl outside the ring. Yep, this will be tough to follow. The announcers mention Pondo and Necro are #1 contenders and that a win for MOB would put them in line for a title shot reminding us that Pondo and Necro won't face the Ring Rydas since they are "family". Bull Pain takes a huge shot from a stop sign from Pondo but kicks out at 2. Now Necro gives chops to Tracey and gets a sleeper hold. Tracey gets free and its back to all four men brawling. One cool spot saw Bull Pain do a DDT to the floor while Pondo was dangling face first off the ring. Necro now starts to take control and heads to the top rope and Isabella gets him with a low blow. Smothers chokes Necro while Bull gets a 3 count on Pondo (who is busted open)
Your Winners, The MOB!
The three celebrate in the ring and Tracey leaves first while Isabella and Bull Pain kiss behind his back.
Pondo is still selling that wild DDT spot in the ring. Pondo is helped to the back.
Match #4: The Haters vs. Zach Gowen and U-Gene
The Haters were introduced as from "the a@#hole of the world". They are a masked tag team but come out wearing some LA Park hoodies and they are spitting on the JCW logo. U-Gene has a present for his partner and gives it to him before the match and wants him to open it. Its a fake leg. Zack says thanks but he doesn't need it and wants to start the match. U-Gene doesn't want him to get hurt so he starts. The Haters insist that since the other team has the fake leg, they get to have a chair in their corner as a weapon. Finally we get going and U-Gene gets a take down. The Hater gets and arm bar and wrings it in good. U-Gene flips out and reverses the hold. U-Gene blocks a reversal attempt and stomps the hater. U-Gene tags in Gowen who comes in off the top rope for a 2 count. Gowen uses his one leg and vices the hater into a head lock with it. The other hater comes in and breaks up the submission hold. The Haters make a tag and Gowen hits a one legged drop kick and tags in UGene. They do some double team work and U-Gene gets a 2 count. The hater rakes UGene's eye and takes control in the corner and stomps a mud hole in him. UGene gets in a gut shot and some hard chops. Tag to Gowen who goes up for his one legged moonsault...but U-Gene stops Zack and moves the Hater closer...now the other hater comes in and breaks up the attempt. Now the Haters concentrate on Gowen's one leg. Back drop gets a 2 count and the hater gets him in a chin lock. Gowen gets out with a chin breaker but the hater counters with a high knee. U-Gene tries to help and the haters use the ref distraction to work over Gowen. Tag made and they continue to beat down Gowen. U-Gene is elbowed off the apron and the Haters keep beating down on Gowen. They get several pin attempts but Gowen keeps kicking out. Gowen finally gets a hot tag in for U-Gene. U-Gene with a double head knock and a big boot and hulks up. Leg drop by U-Gene by pin was broken up. U-Gene gets a choke slam and hits the special people's elbow but pin broken up by the Haters. Gowen and UGene try to do stereo shots to the head in opposite corners but the haters won't have that and once again work over Gowen. Haters grab the fake leg and UGene gets mad and puts it back in the corner. Haters double team U-Gene and double elbow him out of the ring. Now the haters try a chair shot to Gowen's leg but U-Gene dives to take the chair shot to his back...they are both down so the haters get the 3 count.
Your Winners, The Haters!
Lots of chatter by the announce team about the Gathering. Charlie Sheen is gonna be there. The Juggalos will be winning, duh!
KG now goes into the ring to interview someone. I think he said Amber O'Neil but the mic isn't working well. Its some blonde chick and she takes the mic and complains about JCW and heels the crowd. She gives everyone the "you are #1" and challenges "any of you b**ches in the back because none of them can kick her ass". The ring girl takes off her shoes and steps up in the ring. Amber says the only thing the ring girl is good for is sucking d**k. The ring girl says she is in training and probably can't out wrestle Amber, but would love to kick her ass. So we got a match I guess. The two exchange chops and ring girl gets a Thesz press and beats down on Amber. Security hits the ring and separates them...so it wasn't a match.
The announcers wonder if this is the start of a JCW Women's division.
Match #5: Deputy Weedman with Officer Colt Cabana vs. Superstar Bill Martel
His old intro but Weedman is wearing his POLICE shirt and is not smoking weed for his intro. No Officer Colt Cabana?...oh wait here he is. Colt yells at the DJ for not playing the Officer Colt music when Deputy Weedman comes to the ring. Colt says he is in charge tonight because he is the law and Weedman is his deputy and Weedman is the biggest b**ch in the building and he is beneath even the Juggalos.
Colt says the only Family is the Family of the Detroit Police Department and has no problem taking any Juggalo to jail and raping them in the a**. Colt says he smells weed and its time for a Code 420. Colt turns his back and Weedman gets a few tokes from a few Juggalos in the crowd. Colt then arrests one of the Juggalos and handcuffs him to the ring.
KG says, "Officer Colt should visit Jeff Hardy's place sometime."
The bell rings and the guys circle the ring for a bit. They lock up and Martel tries for the college wrestling take down but can't get it, Weedman tries the same takedown and hits it. Weedman takes Martel into the corner and follows with a lariot. Weedman hits an elbow and gets a 2 count. Weedman with chops to Martel and a slam. Knee drop sets up Weedman goin to the top rope but Colt Cabana holds Weedman to allow Martel to get the upper hand. Martel resorts to choking Weedman instead of wrestling. Weedman gets whipped into the corner but gets a boot into Martel. Weedman with a side slam and fires up the crowd. Tries for the 420 flip and Cabana rolls Martel out of the ring. Martel now gets control over Weedman. Suplex only gets a one count. Martel with a waistlock but Weedman fights out. Cabana trips up Weedman and Martel hits an elbow off the 2nd turnbuckle. Only a 2 count. Weedman tries to get the crowd behind him but Martel takes him to the top for a superplex. Weedman reverses it and hits a Kenton Bomb off the top rope but Colt won't let him get the pin on Martel. Weedman now is firing up and gets a 2 count but Colt hits the apron to yell at the weedman. Martel gets distracted and Weedman gets a rollup..only a 2 count. Now Weedman gets the hand cuff keys from Colt and tries to free the Juggalo but Colt nails Weedman with his night stick. It knocks out Weedman and Martel takes advantage.
Your Winner, Superstar Bill Martel with his first win in JCW.
Officer Colt takes the Juggalo out in Handcuffs while Weedman slowly gets up. Weedman teases that he is tired of being Colt's deputy and thinks about taking off his mask but goes to the back.
Shaggy excuses himself to get ready to "sing".
Match #6: Kongo Kong with Truth Martini vs Rhino
This match got the special ring announcer for some reason. Rhino gets a really nice reaction in his hometown. He looks like he has dropped some weight and has really hit the gym.
They lockup into several stalemates. Kong finally gets upper hand and hits a big elbow. Rhino unleashes right hands and clotheslines Kong outside of the ring. Kong gets his head knocked around but Rhino misses a clothesline and hits the ring post. Kong gets Rhino into the ring and stomps him down. Rhino fights up and tries to fight back but Kong is too much. Kong zones in on the arm. 2 pin attempts and Rhino fights out. Kong puts on a claw to the shoulder. Rhino fights up but gets pulled to the mat by the hair. Back to the claw hold on the shoulder. Rhino works his way back up. Repeated shots can't get Kong down but finally a flying shoulder tackle gets the beast down. Kong fights his way out of the corner, though, with a big lariat. Kong misses a splash in the corner. Rhino tries a belly to belly, but can't get him up. Rhino tries again and this time hits it. Rhino sets up for the Gore but the ref got in the way. Kong now just beating down Rhino with no ref and Truth Martini encourages him. Now another ref comes out and claims its a no contest but Kong continues the beat down. Security comes in and tries to get Truth and Kong out of the ring.
Before the musical guest, ICP, came out...one of the gals in the crowd showed off the twins. Not gonna get that on many iPPVs.
The music seemed shorter to me than before...not that I mind.
They return with a video about 2 Tuff Tony.
Main Event for JCW Championship: Butler Geeves (champion) with Breyer Wellington and Truth Martini vs. 2 Tuff Tony
Martini takes the mic and introduces himself, Wellington, and Geeves with a proper introduction.
Martini starts out the match by trying to point out that the book of truth mentions no drinking is allowed in wrestling. The ref just ignores it and so does Tony.
Finally the match gets started by Tony getting the crowd worked up. They start to lock up but Tony decides to take one more good shot at the Bacardi. They finally tie up and Tony backs Geeves into the corner. Clean break. Tony gives the #1 sign to Wellington and Martin and takes another big shot while Officer Colt Cabana's music starts and out comes Colt with a mic. Colt doesn't care what city it is, he has jurisdiction all over Michigan. He runs down a few charges and is going to arrest Tony again (like the last show). Colt cuffs Tony and drags him out. Colt now cuffs Tony behind the DJ and the ref begins the count him out.
Weedman comes out and put a hood over Colt. Weedman hits Colt with his night stick and uncuffs Tony. Tony gets back in the ring and starts beating down Butler Geeves. Huge chops from Tony as Geeves tries to escape. Tony sets up Geeves on the top rope and hits a hurrancanrana.
Now a back body drop on Geeves and a package pile driver. Wellington comes to the apron but gets kocked out. Tony picks up Geeves for a slam and does a springboard moonsault off the middle of the 2nd rope. Now Tony sets up Geeves and hits the crashing helicopter off the top rope and then knocks Truth off the apron. Tony is now getting ready for the flaming fist. He nails it.
Your winner and NEW JCW CHAMPION 2 TUFF TONY!
All the faces run out and celebrate with Tony. This was a really solid show. The announced another one in 2 weeks. It seems like JCW is really getting into their groove with the iPPV. Good show.
2011 - TNA broadcast Impact Wrestling. Stu Carapola filed the following TV report:
We look back at last week when Sting (who has gone mad) confronted Eric Bischoff, gave him every finisher in the book, called him a cockroach, and painted his face red, only for Bischoff to no-sell and make a Sting-Abyss match later in the evening.
Since “limited commercial interruption†probably means “an extra twenty minutes of Hogan and Bischoff promosâ€, we're going to introduce a new feature this week called “Stuart summarizes the promos instead of typing out every last word.†This will save me from an even earlier case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome than I'm already going to get after doing this show for the last year and a half. Plus, I really don't think anyone cares to read two hours of dialogue in any case.
Hulk Hogan is backstage thanking Scott Steiner for Immortal and sends him out to the ring, only to be confronted by Sting laughing maniacally on a wide screen TV and taunting him with stories about monsters under his bed.
Hogan no-sells and goes out to the ring to call out Ken Anderson. Anderson comes out and Hogan offers him two options: face Sting with Immortal backing him up, or do it on his own like usual. If he does the second, he'll get beaten and embarrassed by Sting and he'll leave without a shred of cockiness or confidence. Anderson finds this unlikely since he beat Sting all by himself to win the title at Slammiversary, but Hogan reminds Anderson that he only won the title because Eric Bischoff helped him. Hogan says Anderson owes him one, but Anderson says he doesn't owe Hogan a damn thing, and regardless of what Bischoff did, he takes all the credit for his win at Slammiversary and what he'll do two weeks from now.
Suddenly, Sting is beating Bully Ray, Abyss, and Scott Steiner up on the video wall, and after they're all laid out, Sting threatens to come find Hogan tonight. Hogan starts to talk, but the lights go out and when they come up, Sting is standing behind Hogan and takes his knees out with his baseball bat. Anderson heads for the hills, so Sting says that July 14 should be called Midsummer Nightmare, and he nails Hogan with the bat again. Sting says he was a Hulk Hogan MARK way back in the day, and he's here to get the real Hulk Hogan to stand back up, not Hollywood Hogan. He reminds Hogan of the Three Commandments, and says he's still working out because he still has 21 inch pythons. Sting grabs a bottle full of pills and sits down with his arm around the laid out Hogan, and starts popping pills down Hogan's throat and his own, then washes them down Hogan's throat. Then Sting takes enough pills to kill a man and stuffs them down Hogan's throat, then hooks Hogan in the Scorpion Deathlock. Sting threatens to sit down on it and put Hogan out, but the rest of Immortal comes out and Bully Ray says he can't stand bullies, and since their paths have never crossed, he's challenging Sting...on behalf of Scott Steiner.
Ray calls for the music, but Hogan stops it to tell Sting that he's going to wipe the smile off of Sting's face tonight.
Mike Tenay and Taz run us down this past week's results of the Bound For Glory Series, and Crimson is currently in the lead with 17 points, with Gunner right behind him with 14. This leads us into our first match...
Bound For Glory Series: Samoa Joe vs Brother Devon
They tie up and Devon goes to a wristlock, but Joe takes Devon down with a three quarter nelson and quickly locks in the choke, but Devon makes the ropes. Devon takes Joe to the corner and unloads with right hands and then tries a whip, but Joe bowls him into the corner and hits a leaping enziguiri. Joe with his snapmare/back chop/kick/running kneedrop combo. Joe with the facewash in the corner, but Devon pops up and spears Joe, then unloads on him with clotheslines and a leaping back elbow. Devon with a uranage and a leaping headbutt, then charges Joe in the corner with a clothesline and follows it with a leaping clothesline for 2. Devon measures Joe as he regains his feet, but Joe sees him coming in and boots him in the face, then hits a leaping kneestrike off the middle rope. Joe goes for the pin, but lets him up at 2 and goes to a heel hook instead to try for the submission points. Devon makes the ropes, so Joe hits an inverted atomic drop and a Yakuza kick off the ropes, and instead of going for the cover he puts Devon in a Kimura Lock. Devon again makes the ropes, so Joe hits a snap powerslam and gets a cross armbreaker, but Devon again makes the ropes. Joe sets Devon up for the Muscle Buster, Devon fights his way out and tries a move off the middle rope, but Joe drills Devon with a kneestrike coming down and hooks the choke again. Devon rolls out of it and hits a spinebuster for 3.
Winner: Devon
Joe is in disbelief, and the story was that Joe passed up chances to pin Devon to try for the submission and it backfired. This is Devon's first points in the series.
Pope is backstage with Devon's kids and celebrating his win, and Pope is going to go find Devon's wife and celebrate.
Scott Steiner is arguing backstage with Bully Ray, and Ray gives Steiner a good pep talk and reminds him that he's the Big Bad Booty Daddy.
Frankie Kazarian catches Joe returning to the locker room and tells Joe that he's better than this and he should be out there killing people. Joe calls him a bitch like AJ, and security has to get between them.
We recap the results from the first two matches in the Destination X Tournament, then get comments from Low Ki, Matt Bentley, and Jimmy Yang as they talk about their history in TNA and the X Division.
Destination X Tournament: Low Ki vs Matt Bentley vs Jimmy Yang
Low Ki gets a big reaction from the crowd. Ki with a leapfrog into a mule kick on Yang, then Bentley goes after him. Ki with a handspring crossbody that sends Bentley to the floor, but Yang catches him with a leaping leg lariat. Yang is out in his Flying Elvises outfit tonight. Yang with a running leg lariat in the corner and then a top rope bodypress for 2. Bentley comes in and yanks Yank down by the back of his jacket and puts the boots to Ki. Bentley tries to dump Yang, Yang tries to skin the cat back in, but Bentley rams Ki headfirst into Yang and sends Yang tumbling to the floor. Bentley with an elbowdrop on Ki that gets 2, then goes to a rear chinlock. Ki fights his way out, but Bentley clotheslines him to the floor. Bentley goes out after Ki and Yang dives higher than I think I've ever seen a human being jump before and wipe out Ki on the floor. Yang sends Ki back in and covers for 2, but then Ki gets a crucifix for 2. Yang quickly nails Ki with a leg lariat for 2, but eats Ki's boot on a charge, then Ki unloads on Yang with stiff kicks. Ki sunset flips Yang and rolls through into a double stomp on Yang, then hits the Tidal Crush on Bentley. Ki covers Bentley for 2, but misses a corner charge on Yang and Yang hits a series of kicks for 2. Bentley pops up and wipes both men out with an Ace Crusher/DDT combo, then superkicks Ki for 2. Bentley goes up top, but Yang catches him coming down and hits a gutbuster, then tries Yang Time, but Bentley moves. Ki quickly capitalizes by going up top and hits the Warrior's Way for the win.
Winner: Low Ki
Awesome match, and that may have been the best I've ever seen Jimmy Yang look.
We see a video package with the X Division guys talking about what the division has meant to TNA and how much it means for them to get their own PPV.
Madison Rayne is backstage fixing herself up in the mirror and shooting her mouth off on Tara. Winter and Angelina Love come in and Madison accuses them of stealing her lip gloss. Angelina says that her relationship with Winter isn't synthetic anymore, it's the real thing and Winter appreciates her, and now they're going to blah blah blah Mickie James.
We go backstage where Samoa Joe is beating the crap out of Frankie Kazarian, then Hulk Hogan is backstage taping his fists and saying that Sting's embarrassed him for the last time.
Elimination Match: Winter, Angelina Love & Madison Rayne vs Winter, Miss Tessmacher & Mickie James
The entrances took like ten minutes alone. Good thing we have limited commercial interruption. Mickie beats Winter down and tears off her belt, but Angelina goes after her and hits the Yonge Street Plunge before she can nail Winter with it. Tessmacher comes in and goes after Angelina, but Angelina yanks her down by the hair and unloads in the corner with kicks. Winter tags in and gouges the eyes, but Tessmacher moves out of the way of a charge and stomps Winter down before ramming her ass in Winter's face. Angelina distracts Tessmacher from the outside, and Winter hits a Northern Light suplex to eliminate Miss Tessmacher. Tara comes in with her pizza delivery hat on and lays Winter out and does her ass shaking standing moonsault for 2. Tara gets a Tarantula on Winter, but Madison baseball slides her in the face and sets her up so Winter and Angelina can hit a Samoan Drop/Botox Injection combo. Winter goes for the cover, but Madison tosses Winter to the floor and steals the win for herself. Mickie's 3-on-1, but Angelina and Winter stalk Madison and allow Mickie to superkick Madison and get the win. Mickie immediately goes after Winter, but takes it 2-on-1 from Angelina and Winter. They beat her down ghetto style, but they miss the double team they beat Tara with and Mickie sunset flips Winter for 2. Mickie tries the leaping DDT on Angelina, but Winter with a backbreaker and then Angelina hits a 90 degree lungblower. Angelina goes for the win, but Winter tells her that she's had her turn and now it's Winter's turn. The conversation lasts long enough for Mickie to recover and lay both of them out. Mickie with a neckbreaker to eliminate Angelina, but Winter rolls Mickie up with a handful of jeans for 2. Mickie hits the leaping DDT on Winter and gets the win.
Winner: Mickie James
Gunner is backstage and says that he wants it all, and tonight he'll win his series against AJ Styles and prove that he can be World Champion.
We see a video package hyping Abyss vs Brian Kendrick, then we go to the ring where Jeremy Borash introduces the contract signing for the Christopher Daniels-AJ Styles main event at Destination X. AJ asks Daniels if he's sure he wants to do this, and Daniels responds by signing the contract and saying this isn't personal, it's about the X Division. AJ is worried it'll become personal, but Daniels says they want to take the X Division to the next level and they're the best men to headline the show, and no matter who wins, Daniels will shake the hand of his best friend after it's over. AJ signs and the match is official, but then Jerry Lynn comes out and says he doesn't want to hear people bicker over who built the X Division because they all built it and it was about giving the fans something special and giving them wrestling. Rob Van Dam comes out and says that he was being called a pioneer before any of them were in the business and he was X Division before there was an X Division. Jerry Lynn reminds him that he stood toe to toe with RVD for a full year, but Daniels calms him down and says that none of them invented the X Division, but they all damn sure perfected it. Daniels says that Daniels-AJ and RVD-Lynn headlining Destination X may make it the best PPV of all time, then suggests that next week, they can do a four corner match with the four of them. Everyone agrees, and the match is on for next week.
Everyone starts to head to the back, but Gunner suddenly comes out of nowhere and attacks AJ, then rolls him into the ring where AJ recovers and tosses Gunner to the floor. Referee Earl Hebner comes into the ring and calls for the bell, and we're off...
Bound For Glory Series: AJ Styles vs Gunner
AJ rams Gunner from corner to corner and hits a leaping forearm. AJ with a snapmare and stiff kick to the back, followed by the swanky kneedrop. AJ with a backdrop suplex and then rams Gunner to the corner, but Gunner nearly goes through him with a flying knee that gets 2. Gunner tries a powerbomb, but AJ slips through, hits the Pelle Kick to send Gunner to the apron, and a baseball slide drives Gunner to the floor. AJ hits his flip dive and wipes Gunner out, then rolls him back in where Gunner wipes him out with a clothesline. AJ comes right back with a superkick and slams Gunner (with some difficulty), then goes to the apron. He tries for a springboard move, but Gunner stops him by pulling the referee in front. AJ stops short and Gunner shoves the referee out of the way and kicks the middle rope into AJ's groin, then hits the F5 for the win.
Winner: Gunner
Gunner now leads the Bound For Glory Series.
We go to a video package showing highlights of the X Division throughout the years, with a focus on the Ultimate X, then we go backstage to Sting, who says Steiner's in the wrong place at the wrong time.
We see a video package looking at the history of the Velvet Sky-ODB feud and the addition of Miss Jackie to the situation. We go backstage to Velvet, who says she's been bullied her entire life and she's always had to fight for everything she wanted to accomplish. She's not as weak as she once was, and next week she'll face both of them in a handicap match and after that, they'll be gone from Impact Wrestling and she'll be done with them.
LAX v2.0 come out and Anarquia says that all of us accuse them of being liars and criminals, and he wants to know why they're not in the Bound For Glory Series when Beer Money are. The British Invasion comes out and Magnus points out that they're also foreigners, but they're proud of who they are and where they're from, and that they have careers in the USA. They don't like people who come to another country and expect to have everything handed to them just for showing up, and Mexican America hasn't earned it. There's one team they haven't beaten in Impact Wrestling because they haven't beaten the British Invasion and they won't because the British Invasion conducts their business face to face like men, and they challenge Mexican America to a tag match to determine the real #1 contenders to Beer Money. Magnus tells them to grow a set and leave las prostitutas at home. Rosita spits in Magnus' face and slaps him, and a brawl breaks out with Mexican America beating Magnus and Williams down. Suddenly, Rob Terry ruins not just this segment, but the entire world by running out to make the save. Mexican America bails out to the floor as Rob Terry looks at them all angry.
We go to Jeff Jarrett and Karen Angle in Mexico City, and they've spent a week in paradise, and when they get back, they have presents for Hulk and Eric. Wait, I thought they didn't want to go to Mexico and Jeff was just joking? They're not supposed to like it there!
Bully Ray is in the locker room rallying the troops and gives Gunner the rest of the night off because he won again, then he pulls Abyss away from his porno mag to come out to ringside. Abyss can't find his mask, and slams the door shut so he can find it.
It's main event time!
Sting vs Scott Steiner
Steiner goes after Sting during introductions and beats him down in the corner, then hits a belly to belly suplex for 2. Steiner with an elbowdrop and the pushups, then goes back to working Sting over in the corner. Steiner tries a charge and Sting gets the boot up, then fires back with right hands and hits a series of clotheslines and a bulldog for 2. Sting goes for the Stinger Splash, but Steiner catches him coming in and counters to a Flatliner for 2. Steiner gets Sting in the Recliner, but Sting slips out and gets Steiner in the Scorpion Deathlock, but Steiner makes the ropes. Steiner with a T-bone suplex, but Sting reverses a whip and hits the Scorpion Deathdrop for the win.
Winner: Sting
Sting comes after Steiner with the face paint, Bully Ray tries to make the save, but Sting lays him out and goes after Ray with the paint. Anderson runs in and low blows Sting from behind, then hits an awkward Mic Check that looks like it dropped Sting on the top of his head. Anderson leaves and Ray and Steiner beat Sting down 2-on-1. Hulk Hogan's music hits and he comes out to the ring. Steiner and Ray hold Sting for Hogan and Hogan drills him with a taped right hand, but Kurt Angle runs out to make the save and fights Immortal off. Hogan yells angry things at Angle from the aisle as the show comes to an end.
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