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Welcome to the 8/9 UWN Championship Wrestling TV report!
Jonny Loquasto welcomed everyone and explained this will be part one of a three week UWN Red Carpet Rumble special from Long Beach, CA.
UWN Tag Team Champions 5150 (Danny Limelight & Slice Boogie) vs. Thunder & Lightning (Cam Cole & Will Allday)
Thunder & Lightning team regularly for Booker T's Reality of Wrestling. They hit some double team manuevers early to score near falls on Limelight. Boogie held the ropes as Allday was whipped towards the ropes and crashed to the outside. He was worked over on the floor, then tossed back into the ring, where he was stomped in the champions' corner. Now it was 5150's turn to work over Allday with double-team moves but he kept kicking out of the pinfall attempts. Allday came back with a leaping kick off the ropes and tagged in Cole. Cole exploded with offense, including a gutbuster for a two count on Limelight. Cole went to the top but was tripped up by Boogie and crashed into the ring. Boogie tagged in and hit a sideslam on Cole for a two count.
Cole was worked over in the corner. He was beaten down for a long time but kept kicking out of the pinfall attempts. Cole was finally going to be able to make the hot tag but Boogie pulled Allday away from the corner. They worked over Cole and threw him to the floor, where he was almost counted out. He finally made the tag to Allday, who came into the ring with a flying clothesline on Boogie. He nailed a flying forearm and showed some nice fire. He hit a leaping leg lariat off the ropes on Boogie, then knocked Limelight to the floor. He nailed a dive to the outside and dumped Boogie into the ring. He nailed a moonsault press, followed by a Cole frog splash from the top for a close two count. Boogie nailed a superplex for a two count. He went for a powerbomb on Allday, who turned it into a DDT. Thunder & Lightning set up for a double-team maneuever but was foiled when Allday went for a top rope rana on Boogie. Limelight held his partner's leg. Allday was dumped into the ropes and then hit with a 456, a double team stomp and DVDR for the pin.
Your winners and still UWN Tag Team Champions, 5150!
They all worked very hard here. Allday's fire was very good.
Marty the Moth Cassius came out with Shane Hartline. They were playing up his appearances in Powerslap. Zicky Dice came out and they will be doing a slap match. Zicky won the coin toss so they'll be letting him slap first. The crowd chanted for Zicky. Marty ducked when he was going for the shot. Marty stalled again. On the third attempt. Hartline prevented the slap. Effy came out to back up Dice, who dared them to get into the ring and fight. Effy said he had an idea,
Backstage, Effy and Zicky Dice grabbed Jonny Loquasto, upset about what happened. Effy suggest a tag match tonight. Loquasto said he wasn't going to ask them to compete in a tag match, he was going to tell them they were competing in a tag match tonight.
Simone Williams vs. Delilah Doom
They locked up. Williams backed Doom into the corner but they broke clean. Doom ducked under another lockup and grabbed a waistlock but was taken down. Williams worked over her arm. Doom used the ropes to escape. Doom used several takedowns but missed a charge in the corner. Doom used a full nelson and a hair mare. Doom nailed her with a clothesline from behind for a two count. Williams took control and choked her against the apron. She followed up with a running charge into the corner. They battled back and forth until Doom locked on a Camel Clutch. Williams grabbed her by the hair and pulled Doom off, then nailed several elbows. She cinched in a surfboard chinlock. Doom elbowed her way out of it. Simons choked her against the ropes and they battled in the corner. Williams nailed a shoulderblock into the corner. Doom made a comeback with a series of kicks and went for a DVDR. Williams elbowed out of it but missed a charge in the corner. Doom stomped all over her and nailed a running knee into the buckles. Williams came back to nail Angel's Wings for the pin.
Your winner, Simone Williams!
Siimone challenged Big Mama to defend the UWN Women's Championship against her at the next Sunday Night Slam.
Your winner and still Champion, Jordan Cruz!
They worked real hard here.
Zicky Dice & Effy vs. Martin Cassius & Shane Hartline.
Hartline was the cowardly manager early on, not wanting to fight and getting worked over by Effy. Cassius tagged in and kicked Effy when teasing a test of strength. Effy was choked down on the mat. As Cassius argued with the referee, Hartline choked Effy more. Cassius nailed a clothesline on Effy for a two count. Zicky finally got the tag, nailed Cassius (who rolled out) and grabbed Hartline, dragging him into the ring by his ear. Dice nailed a series of punches, then a slam. He teased a slap but Cassius attacked him from behind. Hartline went for a slap but Effy grabbed him and kisssed him. Dice rolled up Hartline for the pin.
Your winners, Effy & Zicky Dice!
As they once said on South Park, I call shenanigans!
That's it for this week.
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