Wrestling Open & Beyond Wrestling “DC’s No Presents For Christmas”
12/25/25 Worcester, MA
Four years ago, Denver Colorado promised “Every Thursday Forever”. With Christmas Day on a Thursday, DC found a wild place in Ralph’s Rock Diner to host a holiday NO RING SHOW. I’m here in the upstairs. I’m drinking $2.50 Genny Crème Ales. Rich Palladino is our master of ceremonies. Happy Holidays to y’all! This is gonna be f***ing chaos.
Match 1: Miracle Generation (Dustin Waller & Kylon King) vs Wrench & Resolve (Jake Gray & Erik Chacha)
Miracle Generation are grinching it up. They don’t wanna be here. They are professional wrestlers. They should have a ring. They don’t wanna fight W&R, who are holding these ornament adorned bats. They are a tag team, they should have TAG RULES. There should be RULES IN GENERAL. So they explain all the rules. No weapons. No fighting in the crowd. Tags count!!This is wonderful heel s*** and I hate it. The big visual is they enforce sitting in chairs on the stage and tagging in and out while they fight on the floor of the stage. No going off the stage! “This is bulls***!” chants Worcester. Of course, MG can’t play by their “rules” and constantly cheat. “You know what? F*** you Dustin!” Says Gina! The rules are out the door! Chacha has nunchucks!!! The fight spills to the floor! Jake with a coffin drop to the cluster! Wrench and Resolve start throwing presents from the tree into the ring and we have f***ery everywhere! King with a giant swing to Chacha! Gray smashing plates off his head! Death by elbow! Waller with a bat shot to break up the pin! He grinds the handyman with barbed wire candy canes! He dumps a bunch of action figures onto the stage! King hits a low blow on Gray. Double suplex on the figurines! Chacha comes in swinging a bat but he gets caught up and an indytaker off a steel chair INTO a steel chair gets the three. F***ing madness I love it.
Miracle Generation wins by pinfall.
Match 2: Mani Ariez vs Mike Graca
This first time one on one contest starts with Graca swining a barbed wire candy cane. It almost hits the floor but Graca sabu’s him as he tries to fly off the stage. Crazy cradle driver into a chair for two! Graca is making the most of this opportunity and just mauling Ariez and swinging every implement he gets his hands on. He goes for a cannonball but Ariez sabu’s him from the floor! Gutwrench bomb through a pair of chairs gets the three!
Mani Ariez wins by pinfall.
Match 3: Seabass Finn vs JGeorge vs Wildhound Johnny Canine (3-way Dog Collar Match)
I’m not sure how this works but let’s do it. All three guys are connected by the chain. Seabass and JGeorge try to gang up on the Wildhound. Johnny fighting them off until JGeorge strips the collar and tries to run away. Johnny grabs Seabass and chases him into the crowd. JGeorge with the ambush and puts the collar back on and strangles Johnny on the support post. Seabass swinging a boat oar! Johnny gets the weapon and drops them both! Wildhound with a senton off the bar! He gets the three!!!!
Wildhound Johnny Canine wins by pinfall!
Match 4: TJ Crawford vs All Go Nelli (Presents Are Legal)
This is like a Christmas Morning kind of thing. Nelli HATES CHRISTMAS. He literally comes out to the grinch music. TJ is out in a gingerbread man outfit. They have a box of presents. They can only use THESE. TJ wins the initial striking exchange and chokes the kid with a candy cane. He beats him with a tube of gift wrap. Crawford looks to put the lights out with a head kick but Nelli ducks and swings a tube of gift wrap! He tries to use a nerf gun but Nelli shooting blanks! We have a gift wrap tube fight! TJ akimbo! Crawford spills out a stocking out of broken candy canes! TJ back dropped into the sharp bits! Nelli has a stop sign that he DDT’s TJ into! Kick out! Nelli grabs a handful of hot cocoa powder but TJ kicks it up into his face! Headkick drops Nelli! Curb stomp into a present puts the lights out and Crawford wins!
TJ Crawford wins by pinfall
Main Event: Rickey Shane Page & Kennedi is Copeland vs Spike Nishimura & Mortar
The entrances for this are bananas. Full of chanting and chaos and Mariah Carey. I guess we’re gonna try these “seated on a stool” tag team rules for the stage? Mortar demands them. RSP and Spike trade shots but the size difference plays a huge factor. Kennedi and Mortar go at it and we re-establish that since there’s no ring, there’s no rope breaks. Mortar making sure we know he’s on the naughty list as he yells at ref Gina and takes shots at RSP. The fight devolves quick as RSP just yeets Spike into the crowd and bring some of that deathmatch ethos into our main event. They use the crowd as human ropes to do a double whip double clothesline! The chairs are being swung wildly. There’s doors in play! Kennedi grabs a menorah and dives off the bar with it?!? Mortar just waterboarded Copeland on the bar! RSP throws Spike into a wall! RSP gets Samoan dropped through a door! Copeland is trapped in a camel clutch by Spike as Mortar sets up more chairs and a door! Copeland fighting them both off! Spike folds her up with a big boot! Mortar puts Spike on a stool positioned above Kennedi’s back…Boston crab! Here comes RSP! He seats himself for the hot tag. Omg really. I love this. He gets it! RSP takes them both on! He grabs Kennedi and holds her like a baby as he sentons back onto Mortar through the door for the three. This was bonkers.
Miracle Generation spoils the celebration and attacks RSP and Copeland! Jake Gray and Erik Chacha charge the stage and runs them off! Jake says he wants to take on the Stetson Ranch at Heavy Lies the Crown…but they need backup. They need RICKEY SHANE PAGE! They give him a Christmas present with a Wrench & Resolve jumpsuit just for him! He accepts!
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