It’s Wednesday and AEW Dynamite is live from the Hard Rock Live at Seminole Hard Rock in Hollywood, FL, and our commentary team is Excalibur, Bryan Danielson, and Taz.
It’s the 6th anniversary show, and I have been here with PWInsider for all of it because I am insane.
We start with Excalibur running down the card, and then we see the Young Bucks prepping for a BIG entrance. After Matt goes to set things up, Nick loses ALL of their money at the casino.
Brodido (Brody King and Bandido) and Kenny Omega vs. The Already in the Ring Broke Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson), and Josh Alexander
Don Callis joins commentary.
Josh and Kenny start the match; they lock up and go to headlocks. They run the ropes and Josh gets a shoulder tackle. Kenny gets a leaping hurricanrana, but Josh shoves him back in his corner. Matt tags in and gets an arm drag on Kenny. Brody tags in and takes out the Bucks, and then Bandido tags in and Brody tosses him into the Bucks. Bandido dodges a series of kicks and gets an arm drag off the ropes. The Bucks land on their feet and Bandido gets a double hurricanrana, and by now, everyone has done the Macarena after a big move.
Including Brody, who clotheslines the Bucks out of the ring. Josh is tossed to the floor, and Omega dives onto everyone, followed by a top-rope moonsault from Bandido. Josh gets in the ring and Brody body slams Josh, then slams Omega onto Josh, and Bandido slams Brody onto Josh.
As the match settles down, Josh gets a backbreaker on Omega. Nick and Matt tag in and double-team Omega. They do the same to Bandido, who tries to come in. Omega gets kicks on the Bucks and then gets a combination Famouser and DDT on the Bucks. Josh gets a headbutt on Omega, but Omega tosses him to the floor. The Bucks attack Omega, and the Bucks and Josh work over Omega with a lot of Young Buckery as we go to picture-in-picture.
When we return to full screen, Omega is finally able to avoid a Bucks attack, and he gets the hot tag to Brody, who runs wild. The Bucks break up a pin on Josh, and they try to double-team him, but Bandido gets a blind tag, and they double-team the Bucks. Josh gets a slam on Bandido on the apron, which leads to everyone getting a big move on the last person in the ring, ending with Omega diving on everyone and Callis bailing from the announcer’s table.
Bandido gets a 21 Plex on Nick, but Nick lands on his feet. Bandido is hefted into Josh’s arms. As he reverses it, Omega and Brody grab the Bucks and they hit triple piledrivers for two. Josh gets a series of German suplexes on Omega. Josh then gets one on Bandido. He tries on Brody but can’t do it until the Bucks help Josh by hitting superkicks on Brody. Omega is triple-teamed for a two count. Josh grabs an ankle lock and this sets off the tag team siren, and everyone is fighting in the ring.
Omega starts handing out snap dragon suplexes. He hits a poisonrana and a powerbomb on Josh, followed by a V-Trigger. Bandido gets a 21 Plex as Brody dives onto the Bucks. Omega hits One-Winged Angel for the pin and the win on Josh.
Winners: Brodido (Brody King and Bandido) and Kenny Omega
Omega and the Bucks have a moment in the ring where they may have words, but Josh attacks Kenny. Josh beats down Omega, but the Bucks do nothing. This brings out Jurassic Express, who take out the Bucks. Omega gets a snap dragon on Josh.
Omega and Jack Perry have words. Perry shoves him out of the way and dives into the Bucks, and he and Luchasaurus fight to the back.
Omega grabs a mic and he is so glad that everyone has been with him on the journey since day one, and everyone who has joined along the way. It’s a nice rah-rah speech.
The lights go out, and when they come back on, a masked figure is in the ring, and when they unmask, it’s Andrade El Idolo and he lays out Omega. Callis gets in the ring and holds his hand up in victory.
They have a quick highlight reel of AEW moments.
Mark Briscoe is backstage and says his life has been consumed with MJF, and he now knows MJF is all talk. It cost him a title match, but he will be beside Orange Cassidy as he goes for the TNT title against Kyle Fletcher.
Kyle Fletcher (TNT Champion) w/Don Callis vs. Orange Cassidy
Cassidy grabs a side headlock and rolls up Kyle for two. Cassidy escapes a slam and a pair of brainbusters. They fight over a backslide, Cassidy gets an O’Connor roll for two, and then rolls out of the ring. Cassidy gets in the ring as Kyle chases him. Kyle gets a kick to Cassidy’s face. Cassidy keeps teasing his hands in his pockets. Kyle is on the floor again, and Cassidy dives into him. Kyle is rolled into the ring and Cassidy goes to the top. Kyle kicks him to the floor as we go to picture-in-picture.
When we return to full screen, Kyle has been in control the whole time and he hits Cassidy with soft kicks before kicking him down onto the mat. Cassidy starts to fire up, and Kyle keeps kicking him in the head to stop it. Kyle shoves Cassidy’s hands in his pockets and stomps him down. Kyle picks him up and starts to run, but Cassidy turns it into an arm drag. Cassidy does the soft kicking leading to hard kicks. Cassidy dodges an attack from Kyle and gets a flurry of offense, ending with an over-the-top rope DDT.
Cassidy goes to the top and leaps, but Kyle catches him and hits a Michinoku driver for two. Cassidy turns Kyle’s brainbuster attempt into a stundog millionaire. They go back and forth and Cassidy turns a powerbomb from Kyle into a pair of DDTs for two. Cassidy takes off the elbow pad, but Kyle dodges the Orange Punch. They go back and forth lifting each other, and Cassidy gets a rollup for two. Kyle gets a spinning tombstone for two.
Kyle gets a running big boot, and Cassidy gets a quick rollup for two. Kyle gets a kick, but Cassidy returns fire and goes to the top. Kyle joins him there and they fight on the top, and Cassidy knocks Kyle to the mat. Callis goes to the apron, and Hologram comes to the ring. Callis drops to the floor and Hologram knocks Cassidy off the top. Kyle hits the brainbuster on the top turnbuckle for the pin and the win.
Winner and still TNT Champion: Kyle Fletcher
The announcers are shocked that Hologram did that as he and Kyle start a post-match beatdown. Mark Briscoe and the Paradigm come to the ring for the save, and the rest of the Don Callis Family comes to the stage. The Hologram with Callis takes off the costume, and we get the “Hologram Clone” music.
The Don Callis Family is now HUGE. Almost half the size of the 1998 nWo!
Renee Paquette is with Mercedes Mone and says in 16 days she will break the record for the longest-reigning champion in AEW history. Mone says next week, she will put her TBS Championship on the line and will face someone from Florida at Daily’s Place. Renee asks her about the new women’s tag team titles, and she wants to know who will be her partner.
PUPPET MONE SHOWS UP!!! With Harley Cameron. Mone and Puppet Mone argue, and Mone says any time Harley wrestles, she loses, so it is a hard no.
Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, and Daniel Garcia w/Wheeler Yuta and Marina Shafir vs. Samoa Joe, Adam Page, and Powerhouse Hobbs
Joe and Claudio start off and throw hands. Joe beats down Claudio in his corner, and Hobbs has to pull him off. Claudio gets an uppercut, but Joe drops him. Joe is pulled to the Death Riders’ corner, and they all attack him. They work over Joe with quick tags and keep him on their side of the ring.
Joe is able to break away and tag in Page, who works over Garcia. Page is able to toss Garcia to the floor and then hits a dive onto him. They both return to the ring, and Page gets a big boot and tags in Hobbs. Hobbs takes down Mox and Claudio with a leaping shoulder tackle. He splashes them both in the corner. He tosses Claudio aside and beats down Mox in the corner. Mox gouges the eyes and clotheslines Hobbs. Garcia gets behind Hobbs and annoys him. Hobbs lets Garcia get in a few blows before dropping him. Mox dropkicks Hobbs to the floor, but leaps into Hobbs’ hands, and Hobbs slams Mox on the apron over and over as we go to picture-in-picture.
When we return to full screen, Hobbs has been the babyface in peril. Hobbs is finally able to get a powerslam on Claudio, and Page gets the hot tag and works over the Death Riders. Joe wanted the tag and is irritated he didn’t get it. The sequence ends with Page getting a Death Valley Driver on Garcia for two. Garcia escapes a Deadeye, and Mox is tagged in.
Mox and Page go face to face and then throw hands. Mox escapes a Deadeye and gets a rear choke. Page picks Mox up and Mox gets the tag to Claudio. Mox gets a piledriver, and Claudio follows with an uppercut for two. Claudio tries for a giant swing, and as Hobbs takes out Mox, Page gets a rollup for two. Hobbs gets a spinebuster on Claudio. Garcia gets a front headlock and pulls Hobbs out of the ring, and everyone gets a big move on the last person in the ring until Claudio gets an uppercut on Page for two.
Page gets a Deadeye on Claudio and follows up with a Buckshot Lariat for the pin and the win.
Winners: Samoa Joe, Adam Page, and Powerhouse Hobbs
After the match, Joe and Page have words, and security shows up to separate them. Joe starts yelling that Page has never beaten him, and security pulls Page away as Hobbs helps Joe go to the back.
Renee is in the back with Page, and he is confused that Joe is throwing a fit. He then says that since Joe said he never beat him, if he wants a title match at WrestleDream, he’s got it.
Toni Storm vs. Tay Melo w/Anna Jay
Toni is wearing new gear, and they lock up and go to the ropes. They break clean and lock up again. Tay tries for a triangle choke, and Toni turns it into a pin for two. Tay gets a side headlock, and Toni reverses it. Tay shoots her into the ropes, and Toni gets a shoulder tackle followed by a dropkick. Toni gets a backbreaker and charges, but turns into a big boot from Tay. Tay gets an arm breaker in the ropes, and they fight on the apron. Toni trips Tay as we go to picture-in-picture.
When we return to full screen, Tay backs Toni into the turnbuckle to break the chicken wing and then gets a pair of kicks. Tay charges and Toni also charges, and they crash into each other, both going down. Toni is up first, and she throws hands with Tay. Toni gets a DDT after they have a series of counters back and forth. Toni misses a hip attack, and Tay goes for the Tay-KO, but Toni reverses into a suplex followed by a hip attack and Storm Zero for the pin and the win.
Winner: Toni Storm
Storm grabs a mic and says she did not hear victory or defeat after her loss at All Out. She heard nothing, and the silence gobbled her up. She stared at Kris Statlander, who was now a glorious champion. Storm went into the dark with questions about who she was. She then says she is not finished with Statlander and needs to know, one on one.
We then get a video to hype Dralistico vs. Eddie Kingston on Collision.
Renee talks to Joe and Hobbs, and Joe says this is not a misunderstanding, and they are not friends. He has been so preoccupied with the Death Riders he forgot who he is. And he then accepts the match. Hell of a great promo from Joe.
GOA (Toa Leona and Bishop Kaun) vs. The Swirl (Blake Christian and Lee Johnson)
Ricochet is on commentary.
Lee takes a shot from Leona, and Toa stays in the ring to work with Lee. Lee tries to avoid Toa and fails. Repeatedly. Toa splashes Lee, and Kaun tags in. Lee gets worked over in GOA’s corner. Blake gets a blind tag, and he and Lee double-team Kaun. Blake gets a pair of corkscrew kicks, but Kaun is able to stop him and get a gutbuster as we go to picture-in-picture.
When we return to full screen, GOA have kept Blake in the ring with quick tags. Blake is able to get a dropkick into Kaun and tags in Lee, who runs wild on Kaun. Lee rolls Kaun into the ring after a big dive, and Lee then dives into Toa. Kaun dropkicks Lee when he returns to the ring, and then shoulder tackles Blake out of the ring. GOA give Lee a two-man slam for the pin and the win.
Winners: GOA
They start a beatdown after the match, but the Hurt Syndicate comes to the stage in suits, which stops it. MVP fires up the crowd and tells Ricochet he is in MVP’s neighborhood. MVP says at All Out he embarrassed himself and he owes them and his partners an apology. He says they beat MVP, and he has to come to terms with the fact that he’s lost a step. He says he can still fight better than all of them, so he wants a no-DQ street fight next week.
He tosses the mic to Ricochet, who obliges him and agrees to the fight next week.
In the back, Renee is with Kris Statlander, and she has all new gear. She says she has never wrestled Storm one on one, and they will wrestle at WrestleDream.
Harley Cameron shows up to rev up Statlander and leaves.
Alicia Atout is with Don Callis, Kazuchika Okada, and Konosuke Takeshita, and he challenges Brodido to wrestle Okada and Takeshita next week. Takeshita doesn’t look happy about it.
Darby Allin and Kris Statlander vs. Wheeler Yuta and Marina Shafir — Tornado Tag Team Match
Darby and Kris attack Marina and Yuta as they make their entrance, and they brawl through the crowd with Marina and Yuta taking most of the punishment. Kris dives off a retaining wall into Yuta and Shafir. Darby and Yuta go to the ringside area, and Darby uses a chair on Yuta, then sits him in the chair and dives, but Yuta dodges out of the way. Marina and Kris fight into the ringside area and onto the Spanish announce table as we go to picture-in-picture.
When we return to full screen, there is a body bag and chairs in the ring, and Kris is fighting on her own. Shafir gets headscissors and drives Kris into the apron. Yuta gets a suplex on Darby into the pile of chairs. Kris and Shafir fight on the timekeeper’s table, and Kris suplexes Shafir through it. Yuta goes to the top, and Darby meets him there. Darby suplexes Yuta from the top into the pile of chairs for two. Darby takes off the top of the ring post and then shoves Yuta’s arm into it and pulls.
Yuta is able to grab Darby and gets a neckbreaker onto the apron with Darby’s feet on the top. Yuta grabs a bag of thumbtacks that he dumps onto the mat. Kris attacks Yuta, but Yuta gets a Death Valley Driver on her. Yuta tries for a hold, but Kris suplexes him into the chairs. Shafir hits the ring, and Kris drops her onto the tacks, and since Shafir fights in bare feet…ouch. Yuta tosses powder, but it hits Shafir instead. Darby runs Yuta into Shafir, who can’t see and locks on a rear choke. Kris comes off the top into them, and Darby does the same with a Coffin Drop for the pin and the win.
Winners: Darby Allin and Kris Statlander
Toni Storm comes to the ring, and after she and Kris go face to face, they throw hands with security trying to pull them apart. In the ring, Darby goes at Yuta with a belt, but Pac shows up to stop him. The rest of the Death Riders show up and surround Darby. Mox says Darby has zero chance of doing what he needs to do to win. Mox says for the first time, Darby will say “I quit.”
And we’re out of time!!
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