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It’s Wednesday!!!! You know what that means! AEW is live and on the air from New Orleans.
Tony Schiavone introduces Master P. I’m having WCW Flashbacks. Excalibur is with Taz and Ian Riccaboni (YES!!!!!!!!!!). P introduces the new AEW Trios Champions, The Ops. We see the post match celebration from last week. UUUUNNNHHH is apparently P’s catchphrase. Samoa Joe gives love to Master P.
Marina Shafir and the Death Riders attack. Jon Moxley is paying PARTICULAR attention to Samoa Joe. Joe chokes Moxley as Moxley tries to intimidate P. P commentates while Moxley goes to sleep. The Young Bucks and Kazuchika Okada save the Death Riders. Shafir pulls Moxley away from the Elite. Swerve Strickland comes out from the crowd. Kenny Omega comes out. This is nuts. The Elite bail through the crowd. 3-4 feuds got addressed here. Could this be Blood and Guts? Samoa Joe challenges Moxley for the AEW World Championship.
Renee Paquette is with the Patrirchy. Nick Waynes ridiculously hot mother is there. Christian Cage takes the ROH TV belt as his prize. They struggle over the belt. Cage gives it back. Nick Waynes mom smiles.
Ricochet vs. Mark Briscoe
Kills me to write this but I already wrote the result below. Lockup, clean break in the corner. Ricochet cowers in the corner. Briscoe with a boot to the face. Ricochet bails and the action spills to the floor. Briscoe wants a fight. Dropkick by Briscoe and he nails a Cactus Jack elbow. Back in the ring, Briscoe scores a 2. Rollup by Ricochet for 2. Ricochet into a kick AFTER he pulled the ref in fromt of him. We go to commercial.
We are back and Mark with a fisherman for 2. Rollup for 2 by Mark. Backslide by Ricochet for 1. Brainbuster for 2 by Ricochet. Palm strikes by Mark. Northern Lights for 2 by Mark. Ricochet blocks a Jay Driller. Sliding lariat by Mark, he misses a Froggy Bow. 450 for 2 by Ricochet. Uppercut by Mark into a tope. Back in the ring, Mark scores a 2 from a lariat. Rollup by Briscoe and he scores the pin
WINNER MARK BRISCOE
I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ricochet with chair shots to Mark’s back. Kevin Knight with the save for Briscoe! I FRIGGING LOVE THAT I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Rock n Roll Express are in the crowd!
Tony Schivone is in the ring. Stokely Hathaway introduces them instead. FTR shakes Tony’s hand. Hathaway calls out other crimes committed by AEW talent. Stokely says the suspention and fine will be rescinded. Stokely said he is their new agent. Cash Wheeler says Danny Garcia and 2.0 made their own decisions last week. They say it’s FTR first from now on. THey call out Rick Morton & Robert Gibson. This will not go well. They hug. Clearly FTR is messing with them. RnR get in their face. FTR attacks Ricky and Robert. Adam Cole comes out with Kyle O Riley and run off FTR.
The Young Bucks vs. Kevin Knight and Speedball Mike Bailey
Switching to blog mode. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! You’ve got 2 hot young AEW prospects in Knight and Bailey. They’re already lost.TWICE each. This match’ll get the sickos excited. Even if the upstarts win, it’ll be like 6 years ago when Private PArty beat the Bucks, it’ll mean nothing. Knight and Bailey deserve their own showcase. End of day, I fear they’ll be used as a Scorpio Sky (remember him?), just there to get the ALREADY ESTABLISHED STARS over.
We go to commercial.
We’re back and Knight and Bailey are in control. Hey! The Bucks are making Knight look good. Knight and Bailey eat a Northern Lights by Matt Jackson. Bucks mock their opponents. So, even if Knight and Bailey win, they got treated like lucky jobbers. Superkick party. All 4 men are down. WE have a chicken fight. Total Elimination by Knight and Bailey. Knight with a splash for 2. Babyfaces look good, as expected. Bucks with a Doomsday Device and a TK Driver on the floor. Knight fights them off. Ricochet blocks a Knight springboard and the Bucks with an EVP trigger for the pin.
WINNERS THE YOUNG BUCKS
Renee Paquette is with Toni Storm. Queen Aminata challenges Storm.
The Hurt Syndicate comes out. God they look like stars! MJF interrupts immediately. He wants 3 thumbs up. MVP and Shelton with thumbs up. MJF implores Bob to give him a thumbs up. MJF says he knows this place better than anybody. MJF apologizes for being prickly. The apology is Fonzie like, and I aint talking Bill Alfonso. MJF offers LAshley a car. They walk to the car in the parking lot. Lashley takes off with the car and gives a thumbs down as he drives off.
Renee is with Hangman Page, who is agitated. MJF approaches and mocks him.
Will Ospreay & Brody King vs. Josh Alexander & Konoskuke Takeshita w/Don Callis
At least we have a match whose result is up in the air. Don Callis has joined the booth. Double elbow by the Callis Family. Ankle lock by Alexander. Ospreay escapes but Josh nails a suplex for 1. Rana by Ospreay. King tags in and he and Ospreay with a double shoulder block. 5 things happened in the time it took me to write that.
Callus puts over King on the mic….hmmmm. Ospreay tags in. He and Josh exchange blows. Takeshita trips Ospreay as we go to commercials.
WE are back! Double dropkick by Ospreay. This match is a match between King and Alexander at this point. No way Ospreay is losing and NO WAY Takeshita should lose. King chops Alexander on the floor and nails a splash against the barricade. Callus continues to praise King…again…hmmmmmmm.
We hear that Jon Moxley vs. Samoa Joe is official for AEW Beach Break.
King chops Alexander ans nails a lariat for 2. Cannonball by King. Lance Archer distracts the ref. Josh powerbombs Ospreay and they nail a double cord for 2. Running knee by Takshita into a spike piledriver for the pin.
WINNERS JOSH ALEXANDER & KONOSUKE TAKESHITA
Archer chokeslams Ospreay. Kyle Fletcher walks out to applaud his stablemates. Adam Page comes out to make sure there’s no funny business. Roppongi Vice attacks Page. Page fights back but the Callis family outnumbers him badly.
Owen Hart Women’s Tournament Semi Final: Jamie Hayter vs. Kris Statlander
Lockup, clean break. Both women score a shoulderblock. They trade kicks. German by Hayter into a double knee. She scores a 2. Slam into the buckle by Hayter. Stat with a rollup into the buckle. They trade blows on the apron. Leg sweep by Stat. She misses a moonsault. We go to commercial.
We are back and it’s a back elbow by Hayter. Dragon sleeper by Statlander. Hayter with a seres of reversals. Stat with a facedrop. Double knees for 2 by Stat. They trade rollups. Enziguiru by Stat into a powerbomb. Hate Breaker by Hayter. 450 by Stat for 2. Lariat by Hayter into a rainmaker for the pin.
WINNER JAMIE HAYTER (advances to the finals at Double or Nothing)
Mercedes Mone comes out to confront Hayter
We go to credits.
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