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GRAND SLAM COLLISION REPORT

By Cory Strode on 2024-09-29 01:21:00

It is Saturday and AEW Collision is live!  It was recorded after Dynamite Wednesday night at the Arthur Ashe Stadium in Queens, NY. 

Our commentary team is Tony Schiavone, Ian Riccaboni, and Matt Menard.

Jamie Hayter vs Saraya w/Harley Cameron—Saraya's Rules Match

A Saraya’s Rules match is basically that rules don’t apply to Saraya.

Harley Cameron says the last rule is that the match doesn’t start until Saraya slaps Jamie.

Once she does, Saraya goes to the floor and jacks jaws with the crowd until Jamie kicks her. Harley attacks Jaime with a VHS machine and Saraya uses a keyboard on her and covers for one. Jamie is tossed from the ring and Harley attacks Jaime on the floor. Saraya goes after Jaime with a baking sheet until Jaime dodges a strike and Harley gets hit, and Jaime hits a suplex. 

Harley chokes Jaime, who is able to escape and run Harley into the barricade. Saraya hits Jaime with a steel pipe and then pouts toy cars on a table at ringside. Jaime rolls Saraya into the ring, and then slams Saraya to the floor. Jaime tries to suplex Saraya into a table, but Harley grabs Jaime. Saraya nails Jaime with a chair and Jaime and Harley go through the table. Saraya calls for a count out and Jaime gets in the ring at 9. 

Saraya covers for two and there is one table left in the corner of the ring. Jaime then launches Saraya into the table in the corner. Saraya sets up a chair in the corner and Jaime runs Saraya into it. Jaime hits a tombstone, picks her up, and then clotheslines her down for the pin and the win. 

Winner: Jaime Hayter

We then get another clip from Renee Paquette’s sit down with Ricochet and Will Ospreay.

Chris Jericho, Big Bill, and Bryan Keith vs Orange Cassidy, Kyle O’Reilly, and Mark Briscoe—Tornado Tag Rules

  • Cassidy and Jericho are left in the ring and everyone is brawling. 

  • Jericho hits Cassidy with something in his fist and Cassidy nails Jericho with his backpack and he shows he had a brick in it.

  • Cassidy’s team sets up to hit dives onto Jericho’s team

  • Jericho hits a Death Valley Driver onto the chair Briscoe was going to use as a launching pad as we go to picture in picture.

  • When we return to full screen, Bill hits a Boss Man Slam on Kyle. 

  • Briscoe hits the ring and fights everyone off with redneck Kung Fu.

  • Briscoe gets a shotgun drop-kick on Bill and as he is setting up his chair, Jericho nails the chair into Briscoe for two, broken up by Cassidy.

  • Jericho is set into the chair for kicks from Cassidy and Kyle. Keith is set on his lap for more kicks.

  • Bill Clothesline Cassidy and Kyle

  • Kyle gets a dragon screw on Bill in the ropes. 

  • Cassidy punches Bill off the apron onto Keith.

  • Jericho uses the chair on Cassidy and Kyle, but Briscoe stops him and uses the chair as a launching pad.

  • WE’VE GOT TABLES!

  • Briscoe hits a Jay Driller on Jericho and then puts him on the table.

  • Briscoe goes to the top and Bill slams him through the table as Jericho rolls out of the way.

  • Jericho covers Briscoe for the pin and the win.

Winners: Chris Jericho, Big Bill, and Bryan Keith

Jericho calls for a title shot for the Ring of Honor Championship with Briscoe.

Rocky Romero shows up to run off Jericho’s team.

Brody King vs Action Andretti 

Both men come to the ring alone. They start brewing and when Andretti gets King down, he goes for a charge, and King just batters him down. Andretti gets in a few kicks in the corner, but King knocks Andretti down in a leap. King gets a cannonball in the corner for the pin and the win.

Winner: Brody King

Top Flight comes to the ring Brody leaves, but they are all attacked by The Righteous and Lance Archer. The referees pull them apart.

We then get a video of Jack Perry in the Jackwagon driving through New York. 

Jack Perry (TNT Champion) vs Minoru Suzuki

It was an open challenge and Suzuki showed up for it. 

Suzuki calls for Perry’s best shot and then takes a bunch of Perry's blows while laughing. He knows Perry to his knees and says do it again. Suzuki laughs at him and knocks him down. Suzuki goes to work, beating down Perry in two corners and then twisting his hand in the middle of the ring as we go to picture in picture.

When we return, Perry has Suzuki down and is pounding him, but Suzuki recovers and grabs a leg. Perry goes for the eyes, but Suzuki gets a rear chinlock, and then sets for a pile driver. Perry reverses into a backdrop. Suzuki gets a choke in the ropes and then breaks to pull Perry to the floor. Suzuki hits Perry with a chair and they return to the ring where Perry gets a running knee. Perry whips Suzuki into the steel steps and then hits a DDT from the apron to the floor. Perry hits a running knee on the floor and then rolls into the ring at 9, and Suzuki is counted out.

Winner by count out and still TNT Champion: Jack Perry

Perry rolls Suzuki into the ring and starts beating him down. We then hear the music for Katsuyori Shibata and as he runs to the ring, Perry bails.

Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta, and Pac (AEW Trios Champions) vs Private Party (Quen and Zay) and Komander

Yuta takes his time to come out separately from Claudio and Pac. Claudio and Pac also have new music. 

Quen attacks Pac immediately when the bell rings and beats him down until Claudio grabs Quen from the apron and allows Pac to take over. Pac and Claudio work over Quen in their corner and Yuta shakes his head when Claudio calls for a tag. When Quen gets the hot tag, he brings in Zay, who runs wild.  Zay gets a DDT on Pac until Claudio stomps on Zay’s hand. 

Claudio tags in and then slaps Yuta in the chest and says they will do their giant swing double team. Claudio does the swing, but Yuta stays on the apron. All of Yuta’s team argue as Komander tags in and cleans house. As Claudio and Pac are on the floor, Zay gets a rollup on Yuta. Yuta gets a right angle slam for two. 

Yuta stares at Claudio and Zay slaps Yuta. Yuta goes after Zay’s injured hand and then gets the hammer and anvil elbows. He then locks in cattle mutilation and Zay taps out.

Winners and still AEW Trios Champions: Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta, and PAC

Claudio and Pac applaud Yuta

We then get a video package for the Outrunners in the same low resolution as a 80s video, complete with 80’S home video transitions. 

Hologram vs The Beast Mortos vs Dralistico

Mortos starts by clothes lining Hologram and Dralistico. Mortos gets clotheslines in the corners and runs into a strike from Dralistico. Dralistico gets a hurricanrana on Hologram and from there, each person gets a move on the last person until all three men are in a corner, pausing. Mortos is sent to the outside. Dralistico dives onto Mortos and Hologram dives into his as we go to picture in picture.

When they return to full screen, Dralistico dumps Hologram to the floor and hits a hurricanrana on Mortos. Hologram gets an arm drag and then a multispin tejaris.Dralistico goes to the top and gets a hurricanrana on Mortos on the floor and Hologram dives from the top onto both of them.

They return to the ring and Mortos gets a pop up Samoan drop on Dralistico. Hologram gets a poisonrana and Dralistico gets a crucifix driver on Hologram. Hologram gets a Spanish Fly and Mortos clotheslines both Hologram and Dralistico. Dralistico and Mortos form an alliance and work over Hologram. Mortos then nails Dralistico when Hologram moves. Hologram dumps Mortos to the floor. Hologram gets a crucifix pin for the win. 

Winner: Hologram

Dralistico and Mortos have words and Rush comes to the ring to get between them. He pulls them both in for a hug. Hologram tries to go for Mortos and that is a terrible idea as Hologram is taken out. 

Dralistico, Mortos and Rush make the hand sign for La Facción Ingobernables.

In the back, Lexi is with Kris Statlander and Kris says that she isn’t begging for opportunities after her wins. She calls her shots and every woman in AEW should thank her because you either get better or get destroyed.

MxM Collection come to the ring. There is something in the ring by a black cloth. They make fun of Max Caster and explain they stole his jacket to improve it. They say there will be a fashion walk, and they have men come out holding masks of the different MxM Collective. The “models” surround the ring and they announce they will be unveiling the model “Hans” who is modeling the jacket wearing a MxM mask. 

Hans is a guy who is JACKED. Hans takes off the jacket and you can tell its Billy Gunn. They ask him to touch their tips. He grabs their fingers and then attacks. The models attack Gunn and this brings out the Acclaimed, who run wild. 

MxM Collective is on the stage yelling “What happened to Hans?” as the Acclaimed have a scissor party.

Adam Page vs. Jeff Jarrett—Lumberjack Strap Match.

Jarrett gets in the first blows and they throw hands. Jarrett dumps Page to the apron and he holds on so as not to fall on the floor. Page gets a big boot and drags Jarrett’s eyes on the top rope. Jarrett tries for a cross body, but Page gets a fallaway slam and stays on the apron. Jarrett gets a rollup into a sharpshooter attempt and Page bites his way out of it. 

Jarrett is dumped to the outside where Satnam Singh and Jay Lethal are, and they hug. He gets back in the ring and Page tosses him to the other side where the Bang Bang Gang get in some whipping. Page hits a belly to belly suplex for two and we go to picture in picture with Page flipping off the crowd. 

Oddly enough, they do NOT go to commercial. Page works over Jarrett slowly and mocks the crowd. Jarrett is dumped to the floor where he is whipped and leaps back to the ring where Page slams him for a two count. Jarrett is on the apron and Page throws hands. Jarrett uses the attacks to power up and we get some technical difficulties. 

We even get to see that this is segment 7, 8, 9, and 10 before we get picture in picture.

When we return to full screen, Jarrett tosses Page to the floor where he gets beat and tossed into the ring. Jarrett is clotheslined on the side with Singh and Lethal, and Page goes to the floor and tosses him into the ring. He fights off the lumberjacks and then sets for the buckshot lariat. Juice gives Page a big slap to Page’s behind and they fight on the floor. As everyone is fighting, Jarrett comes off the top into the crowd.

Jarrett rolls Page into the ring and goes for the stroke, but Page blocks it. Page grabs a strap from the apron and goes after Jarrett. Karen Jarrett gets in the ring to protect Jeff and Page calls for Karen to be ejected. Lethal gets in the ring to protect Karen and Page goes after him.  Karen bails and Jeff is up and has a strap himself and goes after Page.  They move to the floor and the Dark Order, angry that Page went after John Silver, starts whipping Page.

Everyone surrounds Page and whips him. Lethal grabs Page and holds him for Satnam to whip him. Page gets in the ring and Jeff holds Page for Karen to whip him. As the ref removes Karen, Page gets a low blow and a deadeye for the pin and the win. 

Winner: Adam Page

The Bang Bang Gang start to remove Jeff from the ring and Page attacks Juice, and tries to hang him over the top rope, but the Gunns lay in the straps until Page bails.

Kazuchika Okada (AEW Continental Crown Champion) vs Sammy Guevara—Eliminator Match

They lock up and go quickly to waistlocks. They quickly go to arm bars and Okada pulls Sammy’s hair to run them to the ropes for a break. Okada then lays in kicks and blows and gets a running boot on a seated Sammy for one. They run the ropes and Sammy gets a drop-kick and when Okada goes to the floor Sammy looks like he will dive, but instead he backflips off the top rope and then gets into the Le Sex God pose. 

He motions for Okada to come in the ring, and when he does, Sammy sweeps the legs and comes off the top rope into Okada on the floor. Okada is rolled into the ring and he slowly rolls to the other side of the ring. Sammy runs around the ring and comes off the steel steps with a cutter on the floor. Sammy goes for a moonsault off the apron, but Okada dodges and hits Sammy with a DDT as we go to picture in picture.

When we return to full screen, Sammy is fighting out a cravate. Sammy is able to escape and gets a cross body, but Okada catches him. Okada sets for a pile driver and Sammy makes it into a head scissor driver. Sammy lays in blows, but Okada drops him. Sammy gets a running forearm and then clotheslines Okada to the floor and dives onto him. Sammy climbs to the top and hits a backflip onto Okada on the floor. 

The ref starts the count and Sammy gets a pump kick at 8. Okada is able to get a back body drop onto the steel steps and the ref checks on Sammy. Okada tosses him into the ring and Sammy sells the leg. Okada gets a drop-kick, a slam and then goes to the top. Okada gets a flying elbow and flips off the crowd. Okada goes for the Rainmaker and Sammy turns it into a Spanish Fly for two. 

Sammy is on the apron and springboards off the top. Okada dodges and shoves the ref at Sammy. Sammy gets a superkick and the GTS, but Okada is able to pop up from it. Sammy gets a charge into the corner and a kick to Okada’s head. Sammy leaps into Okada’s grip, where he hits the Rainmaker for the pin and the win.

Winner: Kazuchika Okada

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