This was held at the Auditorium at Penns Landing Caterers in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Commentary by Dave Prazak and Veda Scott
Punjabi Prison Match. Yes, they have a cage that looks like it is made out of bamboo
Violence is Forever (Kevin Ku & Dominic Garrini) GCW Tag Team Champions vs.Juicy Finau & Zilla Fatu vs. Bollywood Boyz (Harv Sihra & Gurv Sihra) vs. Los Macizos (Ciclope & Miedo Extremo)
There are extra bamboo sticks and doors around for use in the match.
It is a brawl to start off and everyone is fighting inside the cage. The door to the cage is left open and the brawl spills to the outside, so I am guessing that this is a minimum security Punjabi Prison. Ku is left in the ring and Los Macizos work him over as everyone else brawls on the outside. People return to the ring and they set for a leap off the cage from Harv.
Chairs are brought into the ring and used on Juicy to knock him out of the ring. There is crawling all over the floor. The match is utter chaos as the camera is trying to capture everything going on. They find the tools used for building the cage and they are brought up and threatened to be used. As the match goes on, just about everyone is busted open.
In the ring, multiple people go after Juicy and it takes both members of Los Macizos to take him down. Zilla hits a Samoan drop off the cage through the good onto Gruv. A door is brought into the cage and Juicy takes a ton of shots to the head from chairs.
I hate seeing that.
Zilla and Ciclope climb the cage and Ciclope is knocked to the floor through doors that had been set up. Dominick breaks up a pin attempt with a frog splash from the cage. Zilla and Juicy start to dominate inside the ring. Violence is Forever is able to take control with chair shots and set up a structure out of chairs and doors. It falls apart before they can do any moves. It is set up again and Ku leap through it and pin Juicy
Winners and still Tag Team Champions: Violence is Forever
After the cage is taken down, Blake Christian comes to the ring. He says the story of the weekend is that Joey Janela’s story is over. He says it is now a clear road to a full year as Champion. Joey hits the ring and hits a power bomb and then a package piledriver and is driven off by Blake's Bodyguard. They fight out the door and Blake is left laying in the ring.
Mance Warner, who can get a title match at any time, comes to the ring with an official and pulls out a screwdriver, but Effy hits the ring with a chair and drives him off.
88-Man Clusterf---- Match
It is a battle royal where you can be eliminated by pinfall, submission, being tossed over the top rope with both feet touching the floor, leaving the building and Death.
I am just writing a list of everyone in the match in order because let’s face it, 87 people is impossible to keep track of. This was just an insane spectacle and the fun is each person coming into the ring and getting a couple of minutes in the ring. A lot of silliness mixed with some nice short matchups. If you think the Royal Rumble needs to be twice and long and 100 times less serious, this is for you.
By the way, it’s the 6th Mike Bailey match I have seen this weekend:
Jimmy Lloyd
Shane Douglas
Shota
Bam Sullivan
Lindsey Snow
Jason Knight
Rob Shit
The Carnage Crew (DeVito & Loc)
Tommy Dreamer
Justin Credible
Rina Yamashita
Tony Deppen
Manders
Charlie Tiger
Jeffrey John
Facade
Masha Slamovich
Frank The Clown & Trevor Outlaw
Marcus Mathers
Parrow
Mike Bailey
Pollo Del Mar
Dark Sheik - In a Dark Phoenix costume if you are an X-Men fan
Edith Surreal
Jamie Senegal
Cheech & Colin Delaney
Jay Lyon & Midas Black
Rob Killjoy & White Mike
August Matthews & Davey Bang
Aerial Van Gogh,
Bobby Flaco,
Mr. Danger & Terry Yaki
Fuego Del Sol & Sam Stackhouse
Green Phantom
Sexxxy Eddie
Tara Zep
Tank
CPA
Alex Zane
Philly Mike
Spyder Nate Webb
Emil J, the announcer
Cheeseburger
Man Like Dereiss
Monomoth
Mercedes Martinez
Kaplan
Sawyer Wreck
Brandon Kick
Kasey Catal
Jordan Oliver
Beastman
Viva Van
Gringo Loco
Grim Reaper
Cole Radrick
Alec Price
Johnny Kashmere
Big Vin, Kurt Bale & Lance Scaper
American Giant
Microman
Chiiton
The Fighting Chicken
Double Unicorn Dark and Dr. Cube and Silver Potato
Aja Kong
Yoshihiko
Nick Gage
Winner: Microman
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