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Welcome one and all to PWInsider.com’s coverage of Effy’s Big Gay Brunch 9, LIVE from Penns Landing Caterers in Philadephia, PA!
Important disclaimer: I fully understand that many of the wrestlers today may prefer different pronouns. Not being familiar with some of these wrestlers, I may make an error. Please note that any errors I may make in the field of gender identification are completely and purely accidental and never intended to insult the LGBTQ+ community.
That said: LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!!!! Break open the champagne for Mimosas and prepare the croissant’s, IT’S BRUNCH TIME!
Amy Rose and J-Rose (I think that is the name). They introduce Effy, who comes out declares pride in the turnout. They are sold out. A “Wrestling is Gay” chant breaks out. Effy declares how banged up he is. Effy seems to be saying that he needs time off to rest body and brain. I truly hope he’s OK
Val Caopne and Veda Scott are on the call of the action. It looks like Veda will be providing the pronouns for us.
Monomoth (He/Him) vs Aaron Rouke (He/Him) vs Rico Gonzalez (He/Him) vs Devon Monroe (not provided)
4 Way Code of Honor adhered to. Rouke slams Monomoth down hard by the hair.Monroe and Gonzalez go at it. VERY fast paced. Springboard armdrag by Gonzalez followed by a HARD superkick. Lionsault by Gonzalez for 2. Vack elbow by Devon. Rollup by Monroe for 2 on Gonzalez. I can tell these 2 have worked together before. Legdrop for 2 by Monroe. Monomoth comes in and clears the ring. Monomoth meets Monroe with a kick. The 2 trade right hands. Rouke shuts gown a Momomoth superplex attempt and Powerbombs him.
Rouke chops away at Rico. Rico gets out and now we have a chop exchange. Shotgun dropkick by Rouke. Monroe returns and squares off with Rouke. Elbow exchange. Monomoth rolls up Rouke for 2. Deadeye by Rouke to Monroe for 2, broken up by Rico. Rico and Aaron have a palm strike exchange. Monroe with a sunset flip for 2 on Rico. Monomoth has a TON of presence and nails a triple bronco buster. Monroe with an enziguori yo Rouke. Rico with a hammerlock piledriver on Monroe for 2, save my Monomoth. Backslide bridge by Monomoth on Rico and he scores the pin.
WINNER MONOMOTH
Fun opener. Code of Honor adhered to.
Jamie Senegal & Edith Surreal vs The Runway (Calvin Couture & Tyler Klein)
Edith and Calvin lock up. Waistlock by Edith. Standing switch by Calvin. Headlock by Edith. Edith avoids a shoulderblock and hits a rollup for 1. Jamie tags in, double back elbow by Jamie and Edith. Tyler tags in. Jamie avoids a clothesline and hits an armdrag and 2 kicks. Springboard by Jamie. Edith tags in and the 2 nail elbows in Tyler. Calvin with a blind tag and enziguiri’s Edith for 2. Tyler tags in and the Runway hits a double splash for 2. Kicks by Calvin into a hip attack. Back elbows by Edith but the Runway trap their opponent in the corner. Edith with a rollup for 2. JAmie tags in and cleans house of the Runway. Roundhouse kick to Calvin. Springboard press for 2 by Jamie. It’s breaking down. Edith with hard chops. Edith with a dropkick to the back of Calvin’s head. The Runway with synched Stinger Splashes but they miss hip attacks. Dosey-Do Shattered Dreams into double DDT’s and Jamie and Edith score simultaneous pins.
WINNERS JAMIE SENEGAL & EDITH SURREAL
Karam (He/Him) w/Pollo Del Mar vs. Trish Adora (She/Her)
We are told that Max the Impaler cannot be here tonight due to illness. This caused a little shift in the line up. Lockup, shove Karam. Karam misses a clothesline.Adora tries an Octopus but gets slammed into the corner. Stomps by Karam. Beel toss by Karam, followed by a second. Adora with chops, Karam does not register. He chops Adora to the ground. Adora with a rollup, she pulls hard on the tights, exposing KAram’s….derriere. He follows her to the floor, tights still down. Karam chokes Adora against the post. Karam misses a chop on the floor, nailing the post. Machine gun chops by Adora. Back in the ring. Slam by Karam for 2. Rear chinlock by Karam. Arm twist escape into a pele kick by Adora. Deadlift German by Adora. Corner splashes by Adora followed by hip checks. Choke slam for 2 by Karam. Adora slips out of a press slam and hits a German into a bridge for the pin.
WINNER TRISH ADORA
Code of Honor adhered to.
Bussy (Effy & Allie Katch) vs. Dirty Dango & Breeze
Breeze and Allie start us off with a lockup. Armdrag with Breeze, he poses in the corner. Lockup this time it’s Allie with an armdrag and a corner pose. Dango tags in, as does Effy. We’re told the purpose of Bussy is to make Dirty Breeze gay tonight. For that, they Effy in there. Dange swivels his hips, distracting Effy. Lockup. Effy drops to his knees, confusing Dango. Now Dango drops to his knees, this pleases Effy. They’re about to kiss when their partners separate them, Dango eats an Effy Headbutt to the groinal area. Breeze gets the tag and he kicks away at Effy in the corner. Kneelift by Breeze. Effy gets the tag out. Allie with hip attacks to Dirty Brezze. Allie with a cannon ball to Breeze for 2. Effy tags back in and takes a double hip attack. Cross body and a sit down splash by Effy for 2. Breeze is tied in the tree of woe. Bussy splits Dango b the legs and drags him in. This results in Breeze falling onto Dango in the form of Rob Gronkowski’s favorite number (Google it).
Things quiet down a bit and Dirty Breeze handcuffs Allie’s hands from behind. They frisk Allie, afterall, they are the Fashion Police. Allie manages to double headbutt Dirty Breeze in the midsection. Effy tags in and hits a series of helluva kicks them both and scores a 2 count. Allie is now freed of the cuffs. Slam by Dango for 2. Gay Power Trap by Bussy for 2. Effy’s screams they have to make Dirty Breeze gay. Dirty Breeze reverse and Effy and Allie kiss. Dango brings in a chair and sits Allie in it. He dances for Allie. They are apparently trying to take the gay out of Allie. Allie tricks Dango into sitting and drop toe holds Breeze into him. A Zack Ryder on the chair by Effy and Effy pins Dango
WINNERS BUSSY
Dango and Effy kiss. Effy faints
Team Pollo (Ron Bass Jr, Alex MAze, Miles & Dylan McQueen, Ziggy Haim & Vert Vixen) vs Team PArrow (Mike Parrow, Adriel Noctus, Angelo Carter, Keita & Juni Underwood)
There is someone I’ve missed due to bad sound system. Let me apologize as there is no way I can keep up with this. The story here appears to be Richard Holliday has financed Team PArrow in an attempt to destroy Pollo. Team Pollo is defending her honor. Big Ron Bass Jr just nailed a nice tope. Vert Vixen and Parrow are slugging it out. Vixen nails Parrow with a brain buster.
Pollo nails Parrow with a chair. McQueen turns on Pollo and sends her to the canvas with a chain. Parrow pins Bass after a Blue Thunder Driver
WINNERS TEAM PARROW
GCW UltraViolent Championship: Rina Yamashita vs. Billy Dixon
Code of Honor adhered to and we have an elbow exchange. Slaps by Yamashta. Rina with a big German suplex. Dixson goes for snake eyes, Rina with another German suplex. Forearm and elbow exchange. Low blow by Rina into a testicular claw. Now it’s a Ovarian Claw by Dixon. A double clothesline sends both crashing to the mat.
Both grab chairs and duel with them. Rina with a chair shot. Dixon gets rolled outside. Rina with a door and hits Dixon with it. Dixon with a back stabber. Dixon scores a 2. Dixon lays in chair shot to Rinas back. Suplex by Dixon for 2. Dixon bridges the door between 2 chairs. Dixon with a right hand. Low blows by Rina into a powerbomb through the door for 2. Rina wails away at Dixon’s head, unprotected (can’t condone that). Big splash by Rina and she scores the pin.
WINNER AND STILL GCW ULTRAVIOLENT CHAMPION: RINA YAMASHITA
Code of Love adhered to.
Sonny Kiss (She/Her) vs, Dark Sheik (She/Her)
Full nelson by Kiss into a hammerlock. Sheik with a split to escape. Arm twist by Kiss. Sunset flip for 1 by Kiss. Shoulderblock by Sheik for 1. Sheik is going for quick pins. Spin kick by Kiss. Go behind by Sheik. Kiss rolls through with a 2 count. Bridge by Kiss but Sheik with a crucifix for 2. I think I missed 2 - 3 pin attempts while typing that last sentence. The 2 compare their gear. Test of strength, uppercut by Sonny. Sheik with a sunset flip for 2. Big spin by Kiss. Back elbow by Kiss and proceeds to ram her…derierre into Sheik’s face. Coast to Coast legdrop by Sheik for 2. Boot to the throat in the corner. Split bronco buster by Sheik. Sheik rallies up the crowd. Another split legdrop for 2. Sheik takes the studded belt off. Sheik spanks Kiss with it. Sheik with a lungblower with the belt wrapped around Kiss’ throat. Kiss escapes and hits a dropsault. Thunder bomb by Kiss for 2. Kiss now has the belt. She whips Sheik with it and press slams Sheik. Standing moonsault for 2 by Kiss. Sheik misses a legdrop but hits a roundhouse kick. Pump handle bomb by Sheik and she scores the pin.
WINNER DARK SHEIK
We go to credits.
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