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10/13 BEYOND WRESTLING RESULTS FROM WORCESTER, MA

Beyond Wrestling “Neteotoquiliztli”

10/13/23

Don’t ask me how to pronounce this or what it means. We are outside at Ralph’s Rock Diner on a cool October evening. The parking lot is well lit. The championship Melt food truck is here! We’re coming off of a hot Wrestling Open the night before! Rich Palladino is your announcer. Paul Crockett and Sidney Bakabella are at the commentary mic. Let’s do this!
 

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Match 1: Miracle Generation (Dustin Waller & Kylon King(c) vs Fresh Air (Macrae Martin & Junior Benito) (for the IWTV tag team championships)

229 days and 18th successful defenses, Miracle Generation turned back Fresh Air recently but can they do it again? What a f***ing way to start! This starts friendly as heck but why not try to snag the quick pin? Kylon trying hard to take the Hotstepper over and gets him on the rana ride. Benito in and he’s ready to clap dem cheeks…but he gets dropped and Waller hits a moonsault for two. Dustin says it’s too cold for a chest chop but that doesn’t mean he can’t punch Junior in the face. King caught by Fresh air…back drop moonsault for two! Stiff legdrop for another near fall. Martin pulls up Kylon’s shirt and proceeds to clap dem nips. Quick flip dodge from King! Waller’s in! Cutter to Martin. Rolling dvd to Benito! Fresh air with a back pack stunner cutter combo! Waller rana’s Martin into a spear on Junior! Dustin holds Martin in place for an electric chair German! They go for the Powerplex! Benito superkicks Kylon out of the air! Frog splash to Dustin for two! Tag to King! Benito dropped but Martin right there with the head kick! Waller flies in and everyone’s down! miracle Gen hits the powerplex on Junior…KICK OUT! Wild finishing sequence! Martin hits a double northern lights on the champs! Benito flies in but Dustin is waiting! Wiiiiiiild spinning slam from Martin! Kylon unloads a brain bustah on this “big motherf***er”! Fresh Air hits the facebuster cutter! Did they do it???? Kick out! Miracle evades a second kill shot! Kylon flies out at Junior as Dustin splashes down on Martin for the win! This was an awesome opener! This could have been an awesome main event and we still have matches!

Winners: Miracle Generation

 Match 2: Matt Makowski vs Fancy Ryan Clancy

This could be a grapple fest but it’s cold and these dudes are in their underoos. Clancy does try to keep Makowski grounded but Weapon X is just swinging hard and taking our fancy lad apart. Matt wrenching the arm and neck, Clancy sends him on a monkey flippin ride! German bridge for two! Makowski with a cattle mutilation! Clancy escapes! Makowski snatches the cross armbar…Clancyntries to stack it but gets the rope! Makowski getting in ref Gina’s face! Not our queen! Clancy with the quick roll ups…Makowski striking…Clancy connects with a hard head kick to drop his opponent. Makowski shoves Gina into the ropes and Clancy gets crotched on the top! Makowski with a Spanish fly into a cross armbreaker for the immediate tap out. Booooooooo!

Winner: Matt Makowski

 Match 3: JGeorge vs Loveless Douglas

Doug says his heart isn’t into anything. He doesn’t wanna fight. He doesn’t want to film whatever stupid  film JGeorge did filming. JGeorge encourages him to fight. Doug pretty much just falls down and takes the pin. Was that It???? JGeorge won’t take the W and demands a take two and rallies him back into the ring with a serenade of “I want to know what love is” by Foreigner. Doug is heartened and comes back into the ring only to get taken down as the bell rings again. JGeorge gives him a heart punch and Doug is screaming in pain. JGeorge chopping that heart back to life and and Doug rages back with hard chops. Flying forearm and a bulldoug for two! JGeroge blocks the rebound and tries a small package. Doug rebounds again and hits the rebound lariat for the three count! That was the take! GOT IT. PRINT! Doug showers the crowd with flower petals! Does he love again???

Winner: Love(?) Doug

Match 4: Big Business (Brick City and Brad Hollister) vs Wasted Youth (Marcus Mathers, Austin Luke & Dyln McKay)

Would you be surprised to hear that BB attacked Wasted Youth before the bell? Shocking, I know! The kids are ready to fight back but this is turning into a three on one with Austin Luke getting dogpiled. Luke fighting back but the quarterly numbers are not looking in his favor. Finally a tag to Mathers and he’s running wild but they are not as commited to cheating as Bacon and Co are. Triple bomb to mathers! Luke makes the save! Victor set up for the kill! Huge splash from Austin for two! Mathers set up for a hangman’s double stomp but Victor kicks free! Business is booming to Austin Luke ends the night for Wasted Youth. Booooooo Bradley Boooooooo!

Winner: Big Business

 Match 5: Kennedi Copeland vs Jeff Cannonball (No DQ Match)

Cannonball is like…four Copeland’s. She is hesitant to engage directly and goes for the legs. Cannonball just screams in her face as she bounces off his chest. She tries to stomp him down but Jeff is back up and just smothering her. cannonball chases her to the outside but Kennedi finds an equalizer in the ring post. She loads the ring with chairs and doors but saves a piece of steel to smash into her mammoth opponent. Cannonball gouges her eyes and crotches her on the guardrail. I know what you’re saying…a GUARDRAIL AT A BEYOND SHOW?!? Cannonball crashes Kennedi through a door but she won’t stay down for the count. He gives her papercuts between the fingers and in her mouth nooooooo. Kennedi goes low on his cannonballs. She bites free of a chokeslam! Jeff slaps her stupid. Kennedi with a crossbody and running knee! Kick out! V trigger! Kick out! She sets up the last door on chairs…cannonball goes for an iconoclasym but Copeland stuns the big man and drops an elbow to the back of the head through the door for the win!!!

Winner: Kennedi Copeland

 Match 6: Church of Greatness (Tyree Taylor, Sammy Diaz & Lucas Chase w/ Brother Greatness) vs La Fiesta (Hispanic Mechanics & El Jhonny Santos)

And THIS is the kind of wild energy we’re coming back from break with! Lucas Chase, the HOLY CURE, is aggressive but he’s getting an oil change from the mechanics. Sammy doesn’t do so hot against suavemente until Chase gets involved…but even that isn’t enough. Santos gets into a dance-off with Tyree and m even gets a dip on Ref Gina! The church just bombards Santos with a triple team and the fun is over. The CoG is making a martyr out of El Jhonny. Sammy hits a crazy hangman’s splash to the back! Tag to Jos A but the numbers game works against him too. Crowd getting behind him as he fights off Diaz…double clothesline! Double tag! B is running wild! Clotheslines! Spinning slam! Tyree is sent to the asphalt! Brother Greatness gets involved but gets hit with the A2B! Tyree back in, body splash to B. A is dropped! Santos with a twisting brain buster! Chase destroys him with a lariat and the church hits the triple bomb for the win. Booooooo!

Winners: Church of Greatness

Match 7: 1 Called Manders vs Ichiban

This is a non-title affair for the Wrestling Open champion. This is just a 1 on ONE match! Ichiban locks up with the one cowboy Worcester DOES like but Manders is hitting hard. Ichiban with the speed advantage by a mile and almost hits the Ichiban Kai real quick. Manders just guts him across the top rope! Ichiban landing the ten one punches but Manders just slams him out of the corner for two. Hard chops! It’s too cold for chops! Roll up in Manders! Jaw jacker! Handspring back elbow and missile dropkick! Huge lariat in the corner! Ichiban tries to roll up the powerbomb but Manders is hitting really hard. Ichiban escapes the stampede….superkicks! Manders turns him inside out with a short lariat. He tries again…Ichiban hits the tornado ddt! Manders with a northern lariat! Manders goes for another but Ichiban ducks and hits the Ichiban Kai finally for the win! 

Winner: Ichiban

Match 7: Waves & Curls (Traevon Jordan & Jaelyn Brandyn) vs The Bakabella Boys (Teddy Goodz & Channing Thomas w/ Sidney Bakabella)

Man, we’ve been holding more vitriol in our guys than I thought. It’s been a few weeks since Bakabella has been around and we’ve been saving some special hate for him and his boys. Waves and Curls definitely get onto their dancing shenanigans and even get Bakabella so hyped that he tries to strip for everyone. Thankfully, ref Gina ejects him to the floor before he gets more than his shirt off. JB gets caught in a beatdown. Traevon firing back but Bakabella provides the distraction long enough for Channing to get the rollup and the tights for the win. This was stupidly fun. F*** you Bakabella.

Winners: Bakabella Boys

 Before they take off, Bakabella makes a point to call out the Miracle Ones. “SOON”

Main Event: Alec Price(c) vs Brian Milonas (for the IWTV independent wrestling championship)

It’s time for Big Brian to put up or shut up. He hits a body splash and crushes the champ in the corner right at the bell. Huge swinging side slam for two. Price is already in trouble. He gets his boot up and scissors Milonas into the corner! Alec sends him to the pavement and starts diving right out at the the kingpin! Price gets caught and bombs him into the apron. Alec meets the post and Milonas is back in total control. Price trying to fire up but he keeps getting tossed. Huge crossbody for two but Price is barely alive. Milonas dropping huge clubs to the spine. Price avoids death and delivers a huge lariat that drops the kingpin! Knees! One. More. Time. Cause he’s trash!!! Springboard ddt for two!!! Milonas blocks the Suprize! Price landing head kicks but Milonas picks him out of the air with another spinning slam for two! Milonas catches a double stomp but Price jumps up and drives the big monster down! Milonas rolls out but Price has a triangle dive ready! Milonas escapes the emergency leg drop and hits an earthquake splash for a really close two! Mikonas whiffs a second rope elbow! Suuuuuuprize kick! Milonas pops right up! Price with a blockbuster bustah and a second Suprize kick for the win!!!!

Winner: Alec Price

Matt Makowski immediately blindsides the ref and holds up the hand of a victorious Alec Price before he unloads a lariat on the champ! Makowski traps Price in a cross armbreaker until Marcus Mathers and the Miracle Ones make the save. Mathers is about to hand the title back to Price but has a moment of doubt, since they had unfinished business from last night. Next time, no shenanigans, says Mathers.

This was a special one. We COULD have done this at the White Eagle (and we LIKE the world famous white eagle) but it would just have been another White Eagle show. Ralph’s is an institution in Worcester. The divest dive bar that ever dive barred. Coming up on it makes it seem like the Worcester version of the T**** Twister in “From Dusk Till Dawn”. I’ve been trying to play there with DnA’s Evolution for YEARS (and may actually do so this December? Fingers crossed!). A night show in the parking lot of a cool venue. With an inflated Michael Myers staring down over the proceedings? With the first Worcester appearance of the Championship Melt grilled cheese food truck (the official food truck of Beyond Wrestling - I had the Carlito. It was awesome)??? This was a great card. A great (but chilly) night. Mad respect to anyone wrestling shirtless tonight, except Bakabella. Never respect Bakabella. ;)  

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