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COMPLETE AEW DYNAMITE REPORT

By Cory Strode on 2023-05-03 20:26:00

It is Wednesday and AEW Dynamite is at the CFG Bank Arena in Baltimore MD. Our commentary team is Excalbur, Taz, and Tony Schiavone.

Orange Cassidy, Bandido, Adam Cole, and Roderick Strong vs Angelo Parker, Matt Menard, Jake Hager, and Daniel Garcia

Jericho himself shows and is wearing the shirt Britt Baker recently put out of herself with a black eye and joins commentary.

All 8 men face off and it’s bullet point time.

  • Strong and Garcia start off and shove each other around the ring

  • They throw hands and Roddy tags in Cole

  • Cole stomps down Garcia in the corner.

  • Garcia is able to tag in Parker, who takes a pump kick from Cole. Bandido is tagged in and after fighting in the corner, the tag team alarm goes off and all 8 men are in the ring yelling at each other

  • HOCKEY FIGHT!!

  • Hager is in charge against Cassidy in the ring and everyone else fights at ringside.

  • Cassidy gets the spinning DDT and Hager rolls out of the ring. 

  • Cassidy leaps at Hager, who catches him and the brawl outside the ring keeps going.

  • Cole tries to charge up the ramp to get at Jericho, but is cut off.

  • Parker has Bandido in the ring, but Bandido reverses it into a delayed vertical suplex, and Parker reverses before the slam.

  • Menard joins Parker, but Bandido suplexes the both and we go picture in picture.

  • When we return to full screen, Cassidy is brought to the JAS corner by Hager.

  • Garcia tags in and mocks Cassidy after his strikes

  • Hager tags in and carries Cassidy to the middle of the ring in a bear hug

  • Menard tags in and  the JAS charges Cassidy’s team to knock them off the apron.

  • Cassidy gets a stun gun millionaire and tags in Strong

  • Strong cleans house

  • Strong gets a two count on Hager, broken up by all of the JAS

  • Cassidy is tagged in and Garcia stops him and locks on the dragon slayer.

  • Cole comes in and breaks it up and everyone gets to hit a move on someone of the other team, ending the Cassidy getting the beach break on Garcia for two

  • Garcia and Cassidy do slaps.  Cassidy hits the soft slaps, then he and Bandido hits twin dives

  • Cole tags in and hits the Boom knee on Garcia for the pin and the win.

Winners: Orange Cassidy, Bandido, Adam Cole, and Roderick Strong

Cole then charges up the ramp and plows into Jericho at the announcer’s table and starts beating him down. Security pulls Cole off and drag him off.

Renee Paquette is in the back with Darby Allin and Jungle Boy who asks them about their match with MJF and Sammy Guevara and if they win, the title match at All or Nothing will be a four way.  JB says they may not like each other, but tonight they can earn a way to main event a PPV. Darby says he doesn't care how they get there, but they will be in that main event.

When we come back from commercial, Cole is benign forces out of the building and Jericho is cheering it on. Britt Baker slap him down and he’s left laying.

The Blackpool Combat Club is on the steps and Bryan Danielson says that Bret Hart was arrogant saying he is the best that ever will be. He is better than Bret Hart and he hopes people will come after him that will be better. He says they will do anything to push people to be better wrestlers. Mox says they are blades looking for metal to sharpen themselves against. Next week, he will be in a steel cage against Omega, and this will be a much better fight for him than his past fights with Omega.

Saraya w/Ruby Soho and Toni Storm vs Willow Nightingale

Willow comes out alone because the babyfaces are stupid.

Saraya says she isn’t ready when the bell rings and bails from the ring, running from Willow. Willow stops when she sees the other Outcasts and when she gets in the ring, Saraya gets in a few stomps. Willow is able to shrug them off and hits a drop kick from the top for two. Willow is able to beat on Saraya in the corner, whips her across the ring, and Storm grabs Willow;s boot, allowing Saraya to charge into her on the apron. 

Saraya tosses Willow to the floor and as Saraya occupies the ref, Storm and Soho attack Willow on the floor as we go to picture in picture. When we return to full screen, Willow hits a spinebuster for two. Saraya goes for a sharpshooter and Willow grabs her for a roll up for two. Saraya hits a Nightcap for two. Willow fights out of a headlock and hits a death Valley Driver and Storm gets on the apron to distract the ref. Soho does as well, but Willow grabs her and pulls her into the ring for the pounce. 

Willow gets a shot to Storm’s face and Saraya hits the Good Night for the pin and the win.

Winner: Saraya

As the post match beatdown startsm, Hikaru Shida charges the ring with a Kendo stick and then hugs Saraya. She is handed the spray paint. 

Jamie Hayter and Britt Baker get into the ring behind the Outcasts and Shida sprays the paint in the Outcast’s faces. This time the Outcasts are beaten down and Shida sprays AEW on the Outcasts.

We then hear from the House of Black and they say that some get away with murder and some are punished for following the rules. They say anyone can have a shot at their titles, but they will have 20 second count outs, no rope escapes, DQs are enforced and come one, come all.

Nice that they get to set their own rules.

We now have a Trio Battle Royal, Teams involved:

Lucha Brothers and Vikingo

Powerhouse Hobbs, QT Marshall, and Aaron Solow

Dark Order

Varsity Athletes

The Acclaimed and Billy Gunn

Butcher, Blade and Kip Sabian

Everyone starts brawling immediately and all three men in a team need to be eliminated for the team to be eliminated.

Davari is first out

Uno is out next

Tony Nese is out, kicked by Rey Fenix walking the ropes

Vikingo eliminates Josh Woods

Alex Reynolds is eliminated by QT

QT and Solow eliminated by the Lucha Brothers

The Lucha Brothers are eliminated when QT and Solow hold their boots and Hobbs clotheslines them out

Vikingo is eliminated when Hobbs catches him in a leap and tosses him the floor

Hobbs is then eliminated by The Acclaimed

Caster is eliminated by Butcher

John Silver holds Blade in a vertical suplex for nearly a full minute before dropping him

Silver is eliminated by Blade

We are left with Butcher, Blade and Sabian vs Bowens and Gunn, who square off

Blade is eliminated by Bowens

Bowens is tossed and hangs on by one hand

Butcher and Sabian are eliminated at the same time.

Winners: The Acclaimed

Renee is in the back with Sammy Guevara, and she says he and MJF have to work together. MJF shows and goes for a hug, and Sammy says that there was no one in the car with him. Friends don’t leave friends.

MJF says he has a back problem from carrying the company and he needed to lay down. He’s a terrible friend. Sammy says he should have never doubted him. And now they will never fight again, Sammy will lay down for MJF like friends do!

In the back, Kenny Omega and Don Callis talk about the cage match next week. Don points to his forehead and says that every day, he has to see that scar, over 20 stitches and Mox’s career will come to and end in the cage with Kenny Omega. Omega says Mox may have a plan, but it won’t matter. Mox made it personal and he will get revenge.

Wardlow (TNT Champion) w/Arn Anderson without his Denny’s menu vs The Already In The Ring Logan Larue (Name may not be spelled right since he doesn’t get a banner for his introduction)  

3 power bombs and a pin. Logan did have one time when he hit the mat and put his arm behind his back like the Family Guy pose.

Winner: Wardlow

Wardlow calls for Luchasaurus to face him right now. Christian Cage’s music hits and he comes out with Luchasaurus. Cage insults Baltimore fans and says he COULD send Luchasaurus down to the ring and take the title right now. But not in Baltimore. Cage says the title shot doesn’t belong to Luchsaurus, it belong to him.

We then get video of Jeff Jarrett, Sonjay Dutt, Jay Lethal and Satman Singh show up on Mark Briscoe’s farm to help him to make it up to him from last week. As Jeff is about to play With My Baby Tonight, Poppa Briscoe shows up. He sends Jarrett’s team off and tells him he trusts Jay Lethal, but not to trust any of the rest of them. Jay then asks Briscoe for help after they call out FTR for the tag team titles.

Ricky Starks vs Juice Robinson

Juice shoves Ricky to the corner and they then fight to the middle of the ring. Ricky clotheslines Juice over the top and they brawl on the outside. Juice keeps rolling into the ring to break the count when he gets a chance. Ricky slams Juice from the top of the steel steps as we go to picture in picture.

When we return to full screen, they are in the ring, with Juice hitting his right jabs. Ricky gets a big clothesline. Ricky gets a back body drop and then a spinning DDT off the ropes for two. Juice is able to get a quick roll up for two. Ricky gets a slam and goes for a frog splash, but Juice gets the knees up. 

Juice puts Ricky on the top and gets a hurricanrana, Juice follows with a lariat for two. Ricky reverses the Juice is Loose for a roll up and two. Ricky then gets a running spear and follows with the rochambeau for the pin and the win

Winner: Ricky Starks

Jay White rushes the ring and starts beating down Ricky Starks. We’re told that Shawn Spears isn’t here tonight. White sets up for the Blade Runner, but Ricky sets up for the rochambeau, but Juice saves White and they retreat up the ramp.

We get a video to hype the Firm Deletion match on Rampage.

It’s time for the main event, and MJF comes into Jungle Boy’s locker room and says he still thinks he and Jungle Boy could make a great team. If he betrays Darby Allin, he will get a spot next to the throne. Jungle Boy says he will be the next world champion without being a piece of trash like him. Darby Allin comes in as MUJF leaves so there’s not a lot of trust there.

MJF and Sammy Guevara vs Jungle Boy and Darby Allin, if JB and Darby win, the main event at Double or Nothing is a 4 way match.

JB and Sammy start off by locking up collar and elbow. They break and run the ropes with Sammy getting a shoulder tackle and a pose. JB then gets a flipping arm drag off the ropes and Sammy runs to MJF for a hug. 

Darby tags in with MJF. They lock up and MJF gets a series of headlock takeovers and Darby gets an arm drag into a cradle for two and MJF goes to the corner to hug Sammy. MJF and Sammy go to the floor to plan strategy. MJF calls for JB, who tags in. MJF then screams JB pulled his hair. 

They lock up and go to MJF’s corner and after MJF nearly punches Sammy, they run the ropes. Darby tags in and then double slam MJF and Dabry gets a pin for two. Samjmy tags Darbyu, and when Darby swings at him, MJF nails Darby in the back of the head. MJF uses the scarf to choke Darby behind the ref’s back. The second time they do it, the ref sees MJF toss the scarf to Sammy. Sammy tags in and locks on the rear chinlock as well. 

When the ref is out of the ring to deal with shenanigans, Sammy uses the scarf again, but Darby reverses it and uses the scarf to choke Sammy. MJF runs in the ring and Darby uses it on him too, and then hits an over the top stunner on MJF. Darby goes to tag in JB, but MJF pulls JB off the apron and tosses him into the barricade as we go to picture in picture.

When we return to full screen, Sammy has an abdominal stretch and Darby is able to escape after seeing MJF helping. Darby gets the hot tag after leaping over MJF and Sammy. JB cleans house!

JB gets dives on both sides of the ring twice. He goes for a third dive and loses his wind, so Darby flings himself at Sammy and tosses him into the ring for a tiger driver from JB for two. JB goes to the top and Sammy gets a spanish fly from the top for two. MJF tags in, grounding and pounding JB. Sammy and MJF double teams JB and Darby tags in and cleans house.

MJF blocks a code red and slams Darby for two. JB gets a blind tag and JB gets the bear trap on MJF. Sammy breaks it up with a double stomp. Sammy and MJF run the ropes, but ONLY Sammy dives onto JB and Darby. MJF tosses JB over with a sheer drop brainbuster for two. Sammy tags in and hits a senton, and MJF tags in to get the pin for two. Sammy tags in as MJF hits a power bomb for two.

MJF and Sammy argue with MJF slapping Sammy. Sammy hits a spin kick on MJF and JB gets a rollup for two. JB gets an elbow to the back of the head as Darby had tagged in. Darby gets a coffin drop for the pin and the win.

Winners and now making it a four way for the AEW World Title at Double or Nothing: Jungle Boy and Darby Allin

MJF sees the graphic for the four way match as we are out of time!

 

 


 

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