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It is Wednesday and AEW Dynamite is coming to you from the Sames Auto Arena in Laredo Texas. Our commentary team is Excalibur, Taz, and Tony Schiavone.
We start with a memorial graphic for Jerry Jarrett.
Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett, Satnam Singh, and Sonjay Dutt vs. Orange Cassidy, Billy Gunn, Max Caster and Anthony Bowens w/Danhausen
I am doing the play by play tonight and they start with a 8 man tag because AEW hates the people who write up their shows.
Lethal and Bowens start off trading waist locks and Lethal goes for the figure four early but can’t get it on.
Caster is tagged in and he gets a slam and a two count.
Jarrett tags in and Caster gets two hip tosses and a drop kick.
Jarrett tags in Satnam and Cassidy is tagged in.
Dutt tags in and then Gunn is tagged in, followed by Jarrett.
The Gunns are at the top of the ramp.
Jarrett works over Gunn.
Lethal tags in and hits a swinging neck breaker and gets a two count.
Dutt is tagged in and after his kicks do nothing, Jarrett tags back in.
Jarrett’s team keeps working over Gunn with quick tags, Satnam is not tagged in.
Satnam finally tags in and he lays waste to all of Cassidy’s team until Gunn hits a Famouser, and Dutt is tagged in.
Jarrett nails Gunn with the Golden Globe.
Dutt runs in and gets dropped.
Bowens holds Dutt for the scissor me timbers and each person tries to attack before Cassidy does the soft kicks and is stopped by Lethal.
Caster is able to get back on top for the Scissor Me Timbers and Bowens covers for the pin and the win.
Winners: Orange Cassidy, Billy Gunn, Max Caster and Anthony Bowens w/Danhausen
We get a video promo about how much Bryan Danielson can’t wait to beat MJF for 60 minutes.
Jon Moxley and Claudio Casagnoli vs Rush and Preston Vance in a Texas Tornado Match
Rush and Vance attack Mox and Claudio in the crowd during their entrances and we go to picture in picture. When we return Vance and Mox are fighting in the ring. Rush joins in and they beat down Mox. Claudio was suplexed out of the ring and when he tries to come back into the ring they try to stop him, but he leaps into Vance with a flying clothesline.
After Claudio hits a fireman’s carry suplex, Mox tosses chairs into the ring. Mox nails Rush with a chair, and Claudio bulldogs Vance on a chair. The ref gets rid of the chair as Mox and Claudio work over Vance. Rush is able to come in and when Ruish goes to the floor, Mox leaps onto him. Vance is clotheslined out of the ring and when he gets back on the apron, Mox spears him into Rush and Claudio fighting on the floor.
All four men brawl around the ring as we go to picture in picture again. When we return to full screen, Mox is busted open, which should surprise no one. He and Rush have a chop fest in the middle of the ring, and Mox drops Rush with a right hand. Vance drops Mox with a clothesline with a chain, and Vance covers for two.
Vance hits with some of the weakest blows with a chain around his fist I have ever seen. Claudio comes in and cleans house and grabs the chain for his blows. He batters Vance with the chain around his fist in the corner. He gives Vance another hit before the big swing, and Vance is busted open as well. He covers for two and Rush breaks it up.
Claudio gives Rush uppercuts and then everyone is fighting with Mox dropping Vance with a lariat for two. Vance and Mox take each other out. Claudio drops Rush and Jose nails Claudio with a chair. Yuta attacks Jose and fights him up the ramp. All four men are down. Claudio and Rush are back at it and Rush tries for the Bull's Horns, but Claudio spears him for two, broken up by Vance.
Claudio and Rush trade blows. Claudio goes outside the ring and Rush leaps into a Claudio uppercut. Mox is able to wrap the chain around Vance’s throat and after the hammer and anvil elbows, Mox locks on the Juji Gatame and Vance blacks out.
Winners: Jon Moxley and Claudio Castagnoli
In the back, Butcher, Blade, and Kip Sabian are attacking Hangman Adam Page. The Dark Order runs them off.
Jim Ross has a sit down interview with Wardlow. Wardlow talks about his father, and how he didn’t get as much time as he wanted before his father passed from cancer. He told his father he would be a better man. He said that since his father lost his hair, he grew his hair out. So when Samoa Joe took his hair, he says Joe took that connection and Joe will not survive him.
Josh Woods vs Mark Briscoe
Mark and Josh lock up and go around the ring and then break in the corner. Josh takes down Mark with an ankle pick and then gets an arm bar to keep Mark down. Mark works his way up and Josh hits a knee to the stomach. Mark hits a shoulder tackle. Tony Nese and Ari Davira grab Mark, but the Lucha Brothers attack them and all four fight to the back. Josh then hits a corkscrew suplex on mark as we go picture in picture.
When we return to full screen, Josh and Mark are firing forearms at each other. Mark uses Redneck Kung Fu and Josh is able to get a jawbreaker. Josh whips Mark to the corner, and Mark goes over the top and hits a Redneck Kung Fu chop. He then kicks Josh to the floor. Mark grabs a chair and sets it up in the ring to leap off of for a cannonball to the outside.
Mark rolls him into the ring and puts him on the top. Mark hits a power bomb off the top for a two count. Mark calls for the Jay Driller and Woods is able to push Mark into the ropes and hits a power deadlift into a rolling German suplex for two. Josh gets a double underhook and Mark fights out and gets an insigiri. Mark hits a Death Valley Driver and goes up for Froggie Bo, the pin and the win.
Winner: Mark Briscoe
Renee Paquette is with Adam Cole and he says he could not be happier. He’s a bit discouraged that he can't get in the ring yet. He says he knows who he wants to step in the ring yet and the roster is stacked.
MJF is on his way to the ring. When he gets to the ring, the crowd boos him loudly and he says he does not understand Spanish. He says that at one time, the people used to love him, and they are disgusting fickle little monsters. He says that Danielson is just like them, a worthless sack of trash.
He then explains why he hates Danielson, which is that he has convinced people that he is better than MJF. He says they think Danielson is the best in the world, but he holds the title and Danielson has never held that title. He says that danielson will use every trick he learned and it will be the hardest match of his life. But after the 60 minutes is up, he will still be champion. Because he is the best wrestler in the world. He says Danielson doesn’t have the ball to do whatever it takes to win.
He then says maybe the crowd will listen to someone Danielson sees as a Mentor. He calls out Christopher Daniels. Daniels comes to the ring and says that MJF paid him an obscene amount of money to denigrate Danielson on TV. Daniels says he’s not the man who would do that today. He says that Danielson is set to knock MJF’s d!ck in the dirt.
There’s our TV 14.
He puts over Danielson and Ring of Honor. He then says MJF hates him because Danielson will take the one thing MJF loves and he is what MJF wishes he could be. MJF knocks the mic out of Daniels’ hands. They argue until Daneils slaps MJF, and MJF retaliates with a kick to the crotch and locks in the Salt of the Earth. Danielson runs to the ring to chase MJF off.
We get a video package for the match between Toni Storm, Britt Baker and Ruby Soho.
Then, we get a promo from the Gunn Club.
Jungle Boy vs Brian Cage
JB gets a dropkick, but Cage charges JB into the corner. JB drop kicks Cage out of the ring and leaps onto him from the ring twice. JB goes for a flip tope and Cage grabs him for a slam as we go to picture in picture.
When we return to full screen, Cage tries for a power bomb, but JB fights out of it. Cage gets a high boot on JB, but JB gets another drop kick. JB tries to lift Cage, but can’t. JB tries for a twisting cross body but Cage catches him and slams him down for a two count. Cage picks him up by his hair. JB escapes the F% and tries for a sunset flip. Cage powers out and hits JB with an F5 for two.
Cage goes to the second rope and tries to suplex him out of the ring, but JB escapes, gets to the top and hits a stomp. JB hits a diving splash for two. JB tries for the Death Valley Driver, but Cage kicks out at one. Cage misses a discus lariat, and JB hits a crucifix bomb. He grabs a second crucifix for the pin and the win.
Winner: Jungle Boy
As he goes up the ramp, Christian Cage’s music hits and he comes out, arm still in a sling. Cage sprays JB with something and JB is down. He then takes off the sling. He picks up JB and hits the killswitch on the stage.
In the back, Renee lets us know that Gunns will be in a triple threat at Revolution, with a pair of battle royals to determine the challengers. The Acclaimed announce it is a four way and they are invoking their rematch clause.
In the back, The Elite are there to promote the NBA All Star game. Top Flight and AF Fox ask for a rematch on Rampage. The Elite agree after Fox insults them with Balls jokes.
Kip Sabian w/Penelope Ford vs. Adam Page
Page punches Sabian right in the face to start off with, and Kip is able to toss Page to the corner and hits a leap into Page in the corner. They then trade blows in the middle of the ring and Page hits a fallaway slam. Kip goes to the outside and then gets back in the ring when Page follows him. Kip hits a leaping backflip off the ropes into Page as we go picture in picture.
When we return to full screen, they are fighting on the top and Page is knocked to eh mat. Kip tries for a diving stomp, but Page avoids it and then clotheslines Kip and himself to the floor. Page tosses Kip into the barricade. Kip is tossed into the ring and Page hits a power bomb for two. Page hits a deadeye for the pin and the win.
Winner: Adam Page
So why did we have the attack backstage since he just obliterated Kip? The commentary team says that Page might be hurt…
Mox, Claudio and Yuta come to the ring. Mox says that Page thinks they have unfinished business, but they don’t. He has respect for him, but no fear. Mox says there is no chance he will ever beat him again and tells him to let it go.
Page says he is not happy with their last match and he thinks Mox isn’t happy with it either. Page says it ends when there is only one of them left standing at Revolution.
Mox says he was hoping they would go down this dark path. Mox says that the Emo Cowboy doesn’t have any friends to talk him out fo it.
Evil Uno comes to the ring with John Silver and Alex Reynolds are his friends. Evil Uno pie faces Mox and they go face to face. Mox says at Revolution, Texas Death Match.
Page is arguing with the Dark Order since he had told them not to interfere.
Tony was in the back with Jericho Appreciation Society. Jericho says Ricky Starks has a problem with Jericho, but he isn’t at Jericho’s level. Daniel Garcia says Starks has a match with him on Rampage.
Tony is with Stokley Hathway and his team, and he states that Hook broke his arm last week. He says he has been on the phone with activists about his injury. Tony says Hook has been suspended pending an investigation. Tony knocks into Hathway's arm, but Hathawy doesn’t respond until Ethan Page says Tony needs to be careful.
Ruby Soho vs Toni Storm vs Britt Baker
Toni and Saraya pull a fan out of the crowd to spray paint an L on them. Ruby comes to the ring and stops them, comforting the fan.
Baker and Storm go at each other and Ruby is able to get a quick thrust kick on Storm for a two count. She then gets a quick roll up on Baker for two. Baker then gets a neck breaker for two. Storm pulls Baker out of the ring and is grabbed in a side headlock byu Ruby. They run the ropes and Storm hits a hip attack on Baker on the apron. We go to picture in picture
When they return to full screen, all three women are in the ring and Baker is able to get a flying forearm to take Storm down. Ruby hits Storm but Baker hits Storm with a neckbreaker for two count. Storm hits a German suplex on Baker, Ruby hits a rising knee on Storm, and they all hit moves on the other in order. Baker ends it with a double underhook slam and Storm breaks up the pin.
Storm has Ruby for a German Suplex, but Baker gets the rollup at the same time for a two count. Baker and Storm trade elbow shots. Baker hits another neckbreaker for two. Ruby hits a back heel trip and leaps into a punch from Storm. Storm locks on a Texas Cloverleaf and Baker tries for a lock jaw. Saraya breaks it all up and Ruby is taken out on the floor by Jamie Hayter, and Toni has an L spray painted on her behind, and hits Baker with a hip attack. Ruby gets into the ring, and gets the surprise roll up by Ruby for the pin and the win.
Winner: Ruby Soho
Saraya gets in Ruby’s face, screaming at her. Jamie Hayter is also in the ring and in the end, Ruby chooses neither team to join.
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