Your announcers are Ian Riccaboni and Alex Koslov (in English) and Shigeki Kiyono, Hiroshi Tanahashi, and Katsuyori Shibata (in Japanese)
Tom Lawlor shows up to talk to Alex and Ian. Tom tells Ian to go back to Ring of Honor where they appreciate subpar commentary. Tom says Alex’s introduction was befitting a man like him. He says that Danny Limelight and JR Kratos are blue chip athletes. They are two of the best fighters on the planet facing two tomato cans that will get stomped again. Kratos and Limelight were one kangaroo hair short of becoming the tag team champions. They next time they get a shot, they will win the titles.
Tom asks Ian if he wants to butt in and say something. Tom says next week, he will take on a former Ring of Honor World Champion, Homicide. What a spooky guy. What a crazy name. He’s gonna kill people? The thrill to kill cannot compete with his skill. You are at best an untrained street thug when you get in the ring with the strongest with the longest.
Match Number One: Che Cabrera versus Kenny King
King struts before they lock up and go to a stalemate. Che plays to the crowd and Kenny does the same. Kenny hits Che from behind and kicks him in the corner. Kenny misses a splash into the corner and Che with a clothesline and hip toss. Che catches Kenny on a cross body and tries for a suplex but Kenny gets to his feet. Che clotheslines Kenny over the top rope to the floor. Kenny with a clothesline when Che moves the referee out of the way. Kenny runs into an elbow but Kenny with a leg sweep and kick followed by an elbow for a near fall. Kenny with kicks and punches in the corner.
Che with an Iris whip and Kenny with a sunset flip out of the corner but Che rolls through. Kenny with a spineubster for a near fall. Kenny with a camel clutch. Che gets Kenny on his back when he gets to his feet but Kenny rakes the eyes. Kenny with a slam but he misses a springboard leg drop. Che with a kick and he floats over and hits a power slam. Che with a clothesline and punches. Che with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker followed by a belly-to-belly suplex. King rolls to the floor.
Che with a pescado onto King. Che sends King back into the ring and he runs into a boot. King with a dragon suplex and power bomb for a near fall. King gets Che on his shoulders but Che gets to the ropes. Che with a hanging swinging neck breaker for a near fall. Che goes for a fisherman’s suplex but King blocks it and goes for an inside cradle. King with an elbow and he goes up top but misses a blockbuster. Che with an Alabama Slam for a near fall. Che goes up top and King with an uppercut. King sets for a superplex and Che blocks it. King flips to the mat when Che pushes him off and King with a kick and Royal Flush for the three count.
Winner: Kenny King
Match Number Two: Jordan Cruz and Adrian Quest versus Danny Limelight and JR Kratos
Quest and Danny start things off. Danny with a kick and side head lock followed by a shoulder tackle and some dancing. Quest with a springboard arm drag but he is sent to the apron. Quest with a forearm and a springboard rana. Quest with a victory roll for a near fall and a back elbow for a near fall. Cruz tags in and Quest with a drop toe hold and Cruz with gutwrench gut busters followed by a gutwrench suplex for a near fall. Cruz with a chop and forearm. Cruz sends Danny into the turnbuckles and follows with a chop and punch. Danny rakes the eyes and tags in Kratos who connects with a clothesline and he knocks Quest off the apron. Danny with kicks and they pose.
Kratos with forearms in the corner followed by a hard Irish whip. Kratos with a boot to the head and a suplex. Kratos gets a near fall. Kratos with an Irish whip and Danny with a kick to the back of the head. Kratos with a boot and then Danny is tossed to drop kick Quest off the apron and then Danny with a pop up double stomp to allows Kratos to get a near fall. Danny tags in and kicks Cruz in the ribs. Danny with a snap mare and kick. Danny gets a near fall and then applies a reverse chin lock. Cruz with forearms and chops but Danny with a drop kick. Danny with a running clothesline into the corner and then he hits a slingshot senton for a near fall. Danny punches Quest off the apron. Kratos tags in and connects with a knee to the midsection. Kratos runs int a boot and Cruz with forearms and he tries for a suplex but Kratos blocks it. Kratos with a punch. Cruz gets Kratos up for a moment but Kratos stops him and Kratos misses a splash. Cruz with a forearm to the back of the head. Quest and Limelight tag in and Quest with clotheslines and a round kick followed by a thrust kick. Quest with a running uppercut and a Code Red for a near fall. Cruz tags in and Danny pushes Quest into Cruz on the turnbuckles Kratos with a shoulder tackle to Quest and a jumping knee to Cruz followed by a superplex for a near fall. Danny tags in and he hits a springboard destroyer for the three count.
Winners: JR Kratos and Danny Limelight
We go to Chris Bey, Juice Robinson, and El Phantasmo. Phantasmo says that they are back in black and white. Bey says it is almost as super sweet as his jacket. Bey says they have a big tag team marquee match up. Phantasmo says it will be the BeyFFs and Bey says they will be facing Blake Christian and Dorito. Phantasmo says Blake looks like a dorito.
Juice says in two weeks, he has something for something. He has something for Something. Something painful for Jake Something is coming your way. He is bringing something to Something.
Match Number Three: Minoru Suzuki versus Fred Yehi
They start with a knuckle lock and Yehi with a wrist lock. Suzuki with a reversal into a hammer lock and Yehi with a front face lock. Yehi with an inside cradle for a near fall. Suzuki with a wrist lock itno a hammer lock. Suzuki with a side head lock and take down. Yehi with a rollup for a near fall. Yehi backs Suzuki into the ropes and he gives a clean break. They lock up and Yehi iwht a waist lock and Suzuki grabs the ears. Suzuki slaps the side of Yehi’s head. Yehi with a kick and forearm followed by a chop.
Suzuki with a chop to Yehi and Yehi goes for the leg and takes Suzuki to the mat and he kicks Suzuki. Suzuki goes to the apron and then applies a triangle in the ropes. Suzuki kicks Yehi against the guardrails and Yehi with a chop and he bites Suzuki. Suzuki with a boot to Yehi and the referee checks on him. Suzuki gets a chair and puts it in the ring and then he sends Yehi back into the ring. We have a three way tug of war over the chair and Yehi gets it but the referee stops Yehi from using it. The referee takes the chair from Yehi and then Suzuki gets another chair and hits Yehi with it and then he goes Full Guerrero to act like Yehi hit him with the chair. Suzuki takes Yehi to the floor and sends him into the guardrails and ringside table.
Suzuki kicks Yehi and chops him. Suzuki returns to the apron to argue with the referee and show him how to count. Suzuki kicks Yehi and Yehi returns to the ring. Suzuki with a knee and a snap mare. Suzuki stretches Yehi and then he uses his leg to hammer lock one arm while working on the other. Yehi gets to the ropes. Suzuki kicks Yehi in the back of the head. Suzuki with forearms. Yehi works on the arm and connects with forearms and chops as well as kicks and knees. Yehi with a neck breaker and he gets a near fall. Yehi with a Koji clutch but Suzuki gets to the ropes to force a break. Yehi with kicks in the corner. Suzuki with an Irish whip and boot in the corner. Suzuki with a snap mare and kick to the chest for a near fall.
Yehi with a chop and Suzuki blocks a second chop and applies a Fujiwara arm bar. Yehi with a forearm and Yehi wants Suzuki to hi him and Suzuki with a forearm. Yehi fires back and they continue the exchange. Suzuki winds up and sends Yehi to the mat with a forearm. Yehi with a drop toe hold to avoid a forearm and he tries for a Koji clutch and locks it in. Yehi with punches to Suzuki and Suzuki gets to the ropes to force a break. Yehi with boots to the head. Yehi with a forearm. Suzuki with a sleeper and then he connects with a forearm and hits the Gotch piledriver for the three count.
Winner: Minoru Suzuki
After the match, Suzuki has some fun with the referee and tries to show him what it feels like to be in a Gotch piledriver.
We go to credits.
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