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CHRIS BEY VS. JT DUNN, SWANN VS. CARDONA, BAILEY VS. ALEXANDER & MORE: 5/28 WRESTLING REVOLVER VEGAS VACATION ON FITE.TV REPORT

The Wrestling Revolver “Vegas Vacation” 

Match 1: Blake Christian vs Gringo Loco vs Cole Radrick vs Bodie vs Anthony Greene vs ASF vs Jordan Oliver vs Nick Wayne 

There’s eight people in this sudden death scramble! They pause before the chaos begins and let the crowd fire them up. Radrick and Wayne get a sequence in before Oliver doesn’t want to be left on the outside. Christian takes out Oliver. Gringo Loco and Blake get into a flip off. ASF popped up, stand on Loco’s shoulder and rana’s him down! Bodie in with some impressive rope work. Greene owns the moment with a high crossbody and suicide dive to take out Loco. Dive party on the outside! Radrick and Loco up for the top, Bodie into it, climbs up Loco and launches to the floor! Even the ref takes a dive!!! Radrick is loopy , eats a boot from Wayne! Chaos spills into the ring, lots of heavy shots from all directions! Wayne no Sells a springboard destroyer and PK’s Bodie’s head off! Christian misses a hidden blade to Radrick, who returns with a gutwrench powerbomb! Greene hits so much prettier on Oliver! Springboard Spanish fly from Loco! ASF with a spike rana, Wayne breaks it up! Backbreaker and dragon suplex! Blake blasts a hidden blade to Bodie out of nowhere and hits a step up curbstomp to end this wild opener!

Winner: Blake Christian

Match 2: Shazza McKenzie vs Billie Starkz

The last match of Shazza’s US tour! This is not the bratty Billie we saw at BLP last night. Shazza wants a handshake…and it’s good! Back and forth rocking cradle attempts for one! Shotgun dropkick to Billie! Boot wash! Kick out! Billie landing some corner forearms but Shazza sends her to the floor with a head scissors. Dive from Shazza! Billie runs in and returns the dive. She tries a swanton but eats Shazza’s knees! Shazza kicks on the ropes! Palm strike and Billie tombstones her on the apron!!! Billie is okay with the countout…but Shazza wakes up and gets back in time. Billie traps the arm and throws head kicks, Shazza gets angry and drops Starkz back. Bridge German for two! Split leg stunner! Starkz gets the rope! Billie firing back up, she gets Shazza up in an electric chair…Joker driver!!! Shazza is done!

Winner: Billie Starkz

Match 3: Kenny King vs Trey Miguel(c) (for the Revolver Remix Championship)

Trey on the mic. He saws this match has got some rules since he’s the remix champ. He’s very high. King wants the smoke and Trey has some. If someone tries a pin and it gets kicked out of? They have to take a hit from the weed vape. This is a “High Match”? They scramble early and grapple, King quickly tries a pin and the ref makes him take a hit. Trey with a headlock down but the shoulders go down…Trey takes a hit. Trey gets another near fall…and another hit. Trey firing up and flipping and arm dragging King. Big tope to the floor! King with a powerslam for two…and a hit. He looks SO SAD to smoke the champs weed. Spine buster and another near fall…and another hit. He may have taken too much on that one and runs into a corner boot…Miguel sent across the ring with an exploder.  King tries a F5, roll up…roll up reversal sequence….how many hits do these guys need to take? Big hits from both, back and forth. They are both very stumbly and take about 4-5 hits each. The ref takes a hit. Both guys fall backwards. They barely make the count to their feet. Wild swinging bar fight punches back and forth. King misses a superkick. Trey escapes a tombstone and hits a stunner and stacks King for the pin! This was so dumb but enjoyable. Lol. 

Winner: Trey Miguel

Match 4: Crash Jaxon vs Willie Mack vs Kal Jack 

D-Lo Brown is out from the back before they ring the bell on this triple threat. He’s the Wrestling Revolver commissioner today! There’s a lot of meat in the ring…but he’s got some more to add to the pile. Alexander Hammerstone is joining the fight! 

Match 4: Crash Jaxon vs Willie Mack vs Kal Jack vs Alexander Hammerstone

A sudden death Hoss fight?!? Hammerstone and Jack sent to the floor quick. Mack and Jaxon square off but their tackles can’t move anyone. Mack can move! Arm drag, rana, dropkick for two! Hammerstone to the top with a double dropkick! Jack ambushes Hammerstone and slaps him around the corners. Hammerstone reverses a suplex and holds Kal Jack up for a 30-count suplex! Jack stands right up! Spine buster! Mack in with a leg lariat! Crash blasts Hammerstone with a flying head hit! Everyone’s down! Mack escapes a gutwrench and Samoan drops Kal. Moonsault! Jaxon with a huge chop and a saito. Hammerstone hurls him with a fallaway slam. Tower of Meaty Doom! Kal Jack stands tall! Crash with a pop up powerbomb to Kal ends this in a flash!

Winner: Crash Jaxon

Match 5: Effy vs Dan the Dad

So many Dads this weekend! Where is Jordan Blade in all of this? Dan the Dad has been having a good vacation…but he’s had enough of Effy bouncing off the walls and causing a ruckus. He wants some peace and quiet! Effy is hot for Sad and sniffs his discarded shirt. Effy goes for his normal schtick but Dan turns it into a wrestling hold. But he also gets his nose! They shove each other! Dad fight! Dan choked on the top rope. Dan backdrops Effy to the apron! Effy sent over the barricade! Belly to belly superplex! Dads trading punches! Dan with a baseball punch! Kick out! Effy hits a rainbow ddt! He rips off Dan’s belt and tries to give a lashing. Dan gives Effy a smooch and a hard belt to the backside! Effy likes it! Effy tries a roll up! Sack Ryder connects! Dan tries a rollup but Effy reverses it and holds the ropes to get the win!

Winner: Effy

Match 6: Speedball Mike Bailey vs Josh Alexander

JESUS. OK. I’M DOWN FOR THIS. Fast trade of forearms early, Josh runs Speedball over with a knee. Speedball with a dropkick but Alexander runs him over. Heavy shots from the Impact World Champion. Speedball rana’s him out of the corner. Josh sent to the floor and Bailey comes flying! Josh catches a rana and bombs Speedball into the guardrail! Grapevine the legs and Josh stretches Speedball across his knees. Big Germans! Speedball lands on his feet! Heavy kicks! Spinning kick to the gut! Corkscrew shooting star! Kick out! Josh catches the buzzsaw and takes the ankle! Mike out, boot to the floor! Triangle moonsault! Josh with a crossbody off the apron…drags Speedball to the ramp, back drop and Speedball hits a kneesault! Belly to belly superplex from Alexander! Trading forearms on their knees to their feet! Bailey lands spinning back kicks, Pk, kneesault! The buzzsaw doesn’t connect, Josh gets the ankle lock! Speedball tries to roll it up! Buzzsaw connects! Josh kicks out! Tornado kick! Josh dodges Ultima Weapon! Roaring elbow and a C4 spike! Walking Weapon gets the W! This was great!

Winner: Josh Alexander

Match 7: Alex Colon vs Jimmy Jacobs

Colon dares Jacobs to hit him…Jacobs goes right for the plunder. Chairs & trash cans litter the ring. Chair duel! Colon sabu’s him! Suicide dive! Jacobs returns the favor. Battle to the ramp, suplex! Colon rings the bell on his head. Over the rails to the bar! Jacobs runs him with a trash can. Colon blasts him into a chair….Jacobs off the chair with an elbow! He sets up a door between the barricade and apron. It sits there precariously as they fight into the ring. Colon with a drop toe hold to the chair. Ripcord stunner and a suplex into a chair. The chair does not give owwwwww. Jacobs hits a tornado ddt off a door! Spear through the door! Kick out! Colon spikes Jacobs into a chair. Trash can double knees! Jacobs out on the door bridge…Colon comes running and Jacobs back drops him through it! Jacobs piles him under chairs…senton! Jacobs goes for a guillotine! Colon uranages him into a knee! Colon puts Jacobs in a camel clutch and uses a chair to hold the choke. Jacobs taps out!

Winner: Alex Colon

Match 8: Matt Cardona(c) vs Rich Swann (for the Impact Digital Media Championship)

This is all about the entrances, both guys take their time and work the crowd. Cardona grabs the mic and says all hail the Deathmatch King. He promises Swann is getting squashed. Cardona catches a crossbody but Swann speeds it up and sends the champ to the floor. Swann chops him up on the barricades. Cardona dropkicks Swann through the ropes to the steel. Swann barely makes the 10 count. The champ stomps out Swann. He stays on top of him and lands elbows and a deep headlock. Swann throwing body shots but gets tossed. Cardona rips his shirt off and chokes Swann with it. Swann back up, Cardona begs off, big head kick for two! Swann pulls Cardona up but gets blasted with a code breaker for two! Swann fires up but turns into a rough Ryder for two! It’s not over?!? Cardona wants his belt…Swann kicks him in the head and Almost  gets it! Swann has the belt….the ref grabs the belt, Cardona goes low! Roll up….Kick out! Swann hits a handspring cutter and a 450 splash! One. Two. Three! New champ!!!

Winner (and new champ): Rich Swann

Main Event: Chris Bey(c) vs JT Dunn (for the Wrestling Revolver World Championship) (No DQ)

JT Dunn lost this title last night to Chris Bey. This is his chance to get his prize back. Bey comes in hard but Dunn sends him to the outside. They brawl in the barricades. Bey busts the guardrails open with JT’s body! Huge face full of spit to Bey. Dunn and the crowd aren’t friendly and he chops up Bey to their dismay. Leaping forearm off the barricade from Bey. Dunn with a knee to the face and mocks them for their too sweets. Slingshot arm drag and a flip kick for two by Bey! Dunn working Bey over, loads the ring with chairs and antagonizes the crowd more. Bey catches Dunn distracted, huge hands! Double chops! Back elbow from Dunn, like the chairs. dunn hits a superplex into the chairs for two! Jt winds up the elbow….Bey hits a hard spinning back kick! Unloading with dozens of forearms until JT crumbles into the buckles. Slingshot ddt for two! Get the trash cans! Powerbomb on the can but Dunn kicks out!  Snap German and an X factor spike by Dunn for two! Dunn sets up a chair…Bey tries to evade but JT tombstones him into the set up chair! Bey kicks out! Let’s get a door! Bey tries a jackknife pin! Code red! Kick out! Dunn with a low blow! He grabs a chair and starts wrecking Bey with chair shots. Allie Katch runs from the back and takes the chair away! She goes to smash Dunn but puts the chair down as he begs for mercy. She smiles and hits a spear to Bey through the door! They look like they might kiss but Bey is trying to crawl up Allie’s leg. JT hits Death by Elbow to get the pin and take back his crown. Allie Katch has joined The Unit???

Winner (and new champ): JT Dunn

Katch and Dunn stomp out Bey after the match. D-Lo Brown is out here and gets in Dunn’s face. Katch gets in his face but D-Lo backs off. Katch slaps him and Dunn starts laying punches. Dunn comes running! Sky high powerbomb from D-Lo! Katch gets Dunn and the belt out of there! Bey recovers and gives Brown a Too Sweet! D-Lo thanks the crowd for their attendance and energy! 

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