Being the Elite - Read ‘Em & Weep”
EP. 306
Matt, Nick & Brandon are at their hotel in Baltimore playing basketball and the ball goes into the bushes and into a creek. They send Cutler into the thorny bushes. Nick says it like a barbed wire match. He retrieves the ball but keeps getting pricked while the Bucks make fun of him and narrate in JR’s voice.
While playing basketball Nick walked into the fence and cut his head. Brandon says it’s nice to see the Bucks out of their emo phase. Matt says it’s because they’re living their lives with a new attitude. “Live, Love, Superkick." They make a cheesy personal affirmation video and kick Cutler in the face. Cutler says “that hurt but I understand now."
At the mall, Nick is showing off his new kicks.
Backstage at Dynamite Cole & Daniels are in a pull apart over the BTE Championship. Kris Statlander, John Silver, Leva Bates are others are trying to break them up. Cole & Daniels are arguing over playing blackjack or rock, paper, scissors. Cutler suggests they play both games and add in a dice game. Whoever wins 2 of 3 is the champ. Cole & Daniels agree that it’s a good idea but they tell Brandon to shut up anyway.
Peter Avalon walks up to Leva and is coughing and can’t speak. He puts a sticky note on her shirt with a paw print drawing. “Peter’s Paw Print” (she’s dressed like Steve from Blue’s Clues). She finds a clue and it’s a herbal teabag. Next clue is on a print out of the Jacksonville Jaguars logo. Final clue is money. Leva is going to try and figure it all out. Peter is back and his cough is gone. Leva says, “You want me to teabag a Jaguar for lunch money." Peter looks confused and say “no, TK needs to talk to you“. Leva says, “This has been Peter’s Paw Print."
The Law Office of Mark Sterling commercial for a class action lawsuit for those who have been cursed by Danhausen. You may be entitled to financial compensation.
The Dark Order is hanging out and Angels says it feels like they’re missing someone. They all say “Anna." Reynolds asks if they saw Hangman’s promo. Uno says he did and as a Canadian he doesn’t understand not masterbating to Bret Hart matches. Silver (in a British accent) says he’s been watch Harry Potter. Silver says he got into 10’s secret stash, watched all the Harry Potter movies and challenges CM Punk to a fight because he was high. They try and figure out what the CM stands for. When they’re done Silver looks into camera and says “and scene."
Bucks on their bus talking to Cutler and the Hardy Boys show up. Matt says he doesn’t appreciate them coming to the ring after Jeff’s match. Matt says if they show up during one of their matches again they will put fists in their faces. Hardys leave and think they’ve almost got them committed to a match.
Bucks & Cutler land at home in SoCal and Cutler’s luggage handle has broken. It’s like the 3rd time he’s had to replace his travel gear.
Rewind to them in the airport. Matt, Nick & Rick Knox are filming and laughing at Brandon who fell asleep. He’s snoring and twitching.
The end for this week.
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