It is Wednesday and AEW Dynamite is at the Petersen Event Center in Pittsburgh PA. The commentary team is Jim Ross, Excalibur, and Tony Schiavone.
THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS not starting off the show.
CM Punk vs Dustin Rhodes
So, a Dustin Rhodes match. Can he resist bleeding? JR called Dustin Rhodes a young man. I guess.
They shake hands to start off with. They lock up and go to running the ropes. Dustin gets a paid of hip tosses and the match resets. They then trade headlock takeovers and Dustin keeps Punk down with head scissors. Punk works out of it and tries to get the bow and arrow stretch, but Dustin turns it into a pin for a two count.
Punk keeps Dustin down on the mat. They work up and Dustin keeps wrist control and works him in the corner. Punk goes for a quick GTS and Dustin is able to stop the move and locks on an arm bar. The run the ropes again, and Dustin gets tripped and goes out fo the ring to the floor where the ref sees if he is OK. Punk tosses Dustin into the ring and tries to grab the leg, but Dustin kicks him off. Punk starts working Dustin’s leg. They are working at a slow, deliberate pace, with Punk picking a body part and staying on it. They go to picture in picture.
When they return to full screen, Punk is on the floor and he sweeps Dustin’s leg on the apron. Dustin kicks Punk into the ring post and then drops him on the apron.
They get into the ring and Punk kicks the leg and Dustin moves to clothes lining Punk. The move to the corner and Dustin gets his ten count of strike, but Dustin’s knee gives out when he goes to the mat. Punk misses the rising knee strike, and Dustin hits a Code Red for a two count. Punk tries again for the GTS, but Dustin escapes, hits the drop uppercut and the power slam for the two count.
Dustin sets for a crossroads, but Punk drops down, hits a kick and a locks on the figure four. Dustin keeps laying down and taking a two count as he is in the hold. They trade slaps still in the figure four. Dustin tries to roll over and after a try, he is able to roll to the other side to reverse it and Punk gets a rope break.
Crowd is chanting that this is awesome, which they usually save for Big Move Matches, and this is a mat based wrestling match.
Dustin hits the cross roads. He then hits the pile driver and covers for a two count. They get to their feet and Dustin peppers him with blows. Punk is able to lift Dustin, but can’t hold him and Dustin escapes. Punk drops down and grabs the leg for a pin and Punk hold on for the three count.
Winner: CM Punk
Punk and Dustin hug in the ring after the match.
THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT is coming later in the show.
As Punk heads up the ramp,. Adam Page comes out. He and Punk go face to face, and then Punk goes to the back.
And for the first time in ages, Dustin Rhodes had a match were he didn’t bleed. Crazy, right?
We see Wardlow’s arrival and he is met by Mark Sterling, who says he will be brought by security to his closet, then to the ring, and then to the exit. He also must wear handcuffs when in the building.
Bryan Danielson, Jon Moxley, and Wheeler Yuta vs Brock Anderson, Dante Martin, and Lee Moriarty
William Regal joins commentary. And he signs a Carpenter’s song. I am not kidding about that.
The match starts with the Black Pool Combat club just attacking their opponents, and Wheeler stays in the ring and knocks the tar out of Dante. Danielson tags in and Dante is able to take control of the match. He tags in Brock Anderson and we get Brock and Mox for a bit before they tag in Danielson as we go to picture in picture.
When we return to full screen, Mox is beating down Brock. Brock hits a spine buster for a hot tag and Lee cleans house.
The screen tells us TONY KHAN WILL HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT STILL TO COME.
Lee gets a two count on Danielson and then locks on the border city stretch. Danielson gets a suples to excape and Dante gets tagged in. Dante tries for the nose dive and Dandelion is able to capture him. This is when everyone comes into the ring and the Black Pool Combat Club beats everyone down. Mox hits the paradigm shift and covers Dante for the three count.
Winner: Black Pool Combat Club
In the back, the Young Bucks, Adam Cole and reDRagon and Kyle talks about how they have all been losing. And now it’s time for them to live up for the name Undisputed Elite. They announce an open challenge 10 man tag, so that will be fun to write up next week.
We get a video of the feud between Samoa Joe and Satnam Singh. Jay Lethal and Sonjay Dutt do his talking for him.
IT’S TIME FOR THE HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!
Tony Khan comes out and lets us know that the Huge Announcement will be givien with the President of New Japan Pro Wrestling. Adam Cole interrupts and says he should make the big announcement that on June 26 in Chicago, AEW and New Japan will give us Forbidden Door, and on Friday, he will face Ishii for an Owen Hart Qualifying match. He has a special friend who will come out to say hello.
And Jay White’s music hits. He says that he sold out Madison Square Garden the last time he made a huge announcement. He says that its Undisputed Elite and Bullet Club/s era.
I will say this, they made it feel like a huge announcement for once. Is it one? I think so, but will other people?
We then get Jade talking about her match with Marina Shafir on Friday.
Wardlow vs The Butcher
Sadly, it looks like Butcher may never wear the monocle again. MJF is up in a luxury box and he heels the crowd while Shawn Spears tosses popcorn on the crowd. Wardlow has to come out with no music, handcuffed until he gets to the ring.
This is just a hoss fight, with these guys hitting nothing but strikes and power moves. Butcher tosses chairs into the ring and the ref tosses them out. They brawl on the floor.
When they move to the ring, Butcher gets the first power bowm. Wardlow recovers quickly and hits 4 power bombs before covering Butcher for the three count.
Winner: Wardlow
Security shows up, handcuffs him and is led from the ring.
Eddie Kingston challenges Daniel Garcia on Rampage and none of the JAS are allowed in the building. Great promo, as always.
Kyle O’ Reilly vs Jungle Boy in an Owen Hart Tournament Qualifying Match
They lock up and trade waist locks. They lock up again, graco roman knuckle lock and work down to the mat. JB tries for a arm drag, and Kyle is able to latch on an arm bar and JB goes to the rope for a quick break. The run the ropes and JB has a nice sequence of dodging Kyle and dropping him with a drop kick. Trade trade arm bars, and Kyle takes JB down with a trip and a one count, but Kyle keeps the wrist lock.
Kyle is able to hit a series of full nelson flips that I don’t think I have seen before and we go picture in picture.
When we return to full screen, JB is fighting our of an arm bar. He drops to the mat and kicks his way free. JB start chopping and elbow striking Kyle. JB is able to dump Kyle out of the ring and leaps into him. JB tosses Kyle back in the rinbgm, and seems a half step off. Kyle hits a dragon screw into the ropes. JB hits a leaping DDT and locks in a front chancery for a submission. Kyle gets to his feet and Kyle locks on a headlock. Kyle hits a exploder suplex and JB retaliates with a clothesline.
Kyle charges JB and JB suplexes him into the turn buckle. JB goes to the Kyel and Kyle follows. JB is able to escape and tries to tie Kyle into the tree of woe, but Kyle hits an eye poke. JB starts beating down Kyle, who is now in the tree of woe. JB hits a drop kick on Kyle. JB takes time to yell at Kyle, and Kyle is able to dodge the sliding clothesline. They trade holds with Kyle able to get an ankle lock. JB is able to pick the ankle and puts on the snare trap. Kyle is able to crawl to the ropes.
Is it just me, or is the crowd kind of quiet tonight?
They battle to the top and Kyle hits a superplex on Kyle. Kyle is abel to hit a brain buster and Kyle goes to the top. Kyle drops the knee and gets the three count.
Winner: Kyle O’Reilly
That is a HUGE upset. Good match with Kykle showing off his solo skills and looking better than he has in tag team matches.
Alex Marvez is in the back with MJF. He says he has more money to find more opponent. He pulls out an envelope and Jake Roberts shows up and cuts a nice promo about how Wardlow is going to get beaten. So it’s Lance Archer letting us know everybody dies.
Hook vs Anthony Henry
Henry is in the ring with no music. Hook still has unfortunate hair.
Danhausen tries another curse, but Hook is able to lock on the Redrum for the win.
Winner: Hook
Danhausen comes into the rign and since the curses don't work, he will fight Danhausen. Hook walks by him to the back
Tony is with Frankie Kazarian, who challenges Sammy Guevara. Scorpio Sky interrupts and he asks for Frankie to wait so he can get his title back. Frankie agrees.
Thunder Rosa talks about her win at Bttle of the Belts in a pre tape.
We then came back to New TNT Champion Sammy Guevara and Tay Conti and they are getting booed. He tells the people who don’t like him to Be Mad. Scorpio Sky, Dan Lambert and Ethan Page come out to yell at him and they are getting cheered. That’s right, Dan Lambert getting cheered. Sammy accepts the match if they get the mixed tag match, and Scorpio accepts and Sammy tells us it’s a ladder match.
JR says what I am thinking: That escalated quickly.
We get another video from the House of Black. They let us know that next week, the sun dies.
Danielle Kamella vs Britt Baker in an Owen Hart Tournament Qualifying Match
At least Danielle got to have an entrance, right? Najee Harris and Pat Freiermuth from the Pittsburgh Steelers accompany her to the ring, nto Rebel and Jamie Hayter.
Kamella gets a slam in before Baker takes over and gets a series of two counts as we go picture in picture. A bit surprised this match will go long enough to have ads in it. Looks like all of Kamella’s offense will be on the small screen.
When we return to full screen, I have read up on Kamella, and she was in the WWE as Vanessa Borne. Kamella attacks Baker with a “Terrible Towel” and the ref breaks it up. Baker takes over and gets in a sling blade, a mule kick, a curb stomp and the lock jaw with a Pittsburgh Steeler’s glove. Kamella ta[ps out.
Winner: Britt Baker
Baker has a mic and says that the women’s division is a disaster without her. She runs down the women’s roster. She says that Jade Cargill called Pittsburgh ugly. Never mind that Baker slammed the city last time she was here.
We get a recap of the feud between Hikaru Shida and Serena Deeb and next week, they will have a Philly Street Fight.
Excalibur then shouts the cards for Rampage and Dynamite at us as fast as the guy from the Micro Machines Commercials.
Andrade El Idolo vs Darby Allin in a coffin match
Marq Quen jumps in as Darby is using his skateboard as a weapon. Blade is getting involved as well. Darby attacks again and Andrade grabs him and tosses him through the barricade as they brawl into the crowd. Sting shows up and runs off Blade and Marq Quen. Andrade and Darby fight behind them and they make it to stairs. Sting gets hit with a chair in the back by Quen, which does nothing. Sting then hits a cross body from the top of the entryway onto everyone.
They go picture in picture right after that, which is perfect.
When they return to full screen, Andrade has Sammy set up in the corner with a chair in front of his face, and Darby is able to kick the chair into Andrade and then hits a destroyer as we see the crazy stuff they did on the small screen. Darby goes for a coffin drop on the floor, and Andrade catches and suplexes him. Andrade kicks Andrade into the coffin and we see the inside of the lid is covered in thumb tacks.
Andrade picks up Darby and carries him backward out of the coffin and suplexes him. They fight to the steel grates on the side of the stage and Darby gets suplexed onto them. Andrade grabs Darby and drags him back to the coffin. He tosses Darby into the steel steps. Then, he drops him face first on the apron. Andrade tears the lid off the coffin and then he carries Darby up to the apron to slam him into the coffin. Darby fights his way free and Andrade drops tot he floor. Darby topes into Andrade into the coffin.
He slam the lid onto Andrade and Jose runs to the ring and attacks Darby to stop the closure. Darby back drops Jose onto the open lid and then slams the lid on Andrade and lays on it to win the match.
Winner: Darby Allin
The Hardys come to the stage and motion that Andrade has been deleted and we’re out of time!
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