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4/2 EFFY'S BIG GAY BRUNCH REPORT

Welcome to Pwinsider's coverage of the Biggest and Gayest Brunch of the year!!!!  It's Effy's Big Gay Brunch 4 from Dallas, TX.  We're immediately in the ring, Jay Rose and Val Capone are acting as our hosts.  The're here to make it Gayer.  They welcome Pollo Del Mar, in full Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader regalia.  They welcome us to the show and tell the fans to be out there, as some in the state may not be too thrilled with their lifestyle.  LGTBQ wrestling is wrestling.  

Over the course of this report, I may mistake the pronouns that the wrestlers use to identify themselves by.  If I do it is strictly an error made out of simply not knowing and not done with malice in any way, shape, or form.

Kevin Gill and Val Capone are your commentators.

Jai Vidal vs. Carlos Romo

Code of Honor adhered to.  Headlock by Jai into an arm twist, Romo escapes.  Standing switch into a headlock takeover by Romo, Vidal with a headlock. Romo escapes and scores a 2 with a backbreaker rollup.  Lockup, Vidal with a shoulder block, they double stomp Romo on a cross body attempt.  Chops by Vidal.  Vidal gets whipped into the corner but it's Romo eating a boot off of a charge. Romo rolls out and Vidal hits a lope  suicida.  Vidal hits another.  Romo gets rolled back in an slapped.  They hit Vidal with a running dropkick.  Big kick to the back by Romo and scores a 1 count.  Armbar by Romo.  Romo with a big knee.  Romo with a big pair of chops.  Vidal fires back but gets snap suplexed for 2.  Vidal avoids a clothesline and hits two of their own.  Enziguiri by Vidal and they faceplant Romo repeatedly for a 2 count.  Romo blocks a piledriver and applies an ankle lock.  Running knee for to Romo, who then misses a moonsault, Vidal with a corkscrew backbreaker for 2.  Romo powers out of an armbar. They exchange hard chops and palm strikes to the face. Vidal with a power bomb for 2.  Double arm DDT for 2 by Vidal.  Romo with a double stomp and Vidal goes for a spear.  Romo with a piledriver for 2.  Moonsault for 2 by Romo. They exchange 2 counts until Vidal hits a power bottom bomb for the pin.

WINNER JAI VIDAL

Post match Kiss oh Honor adhered to.

Edith Surreal vs. Max the Impaler w/Amy Rose

Great nickname for Max, The Non Binary Nightmare.Forearms by Edith, she gets shoved to the ropes and tries to lockup but gets tossed from the ring.  The action spills to the floor and MAx sends Edith into the post.  Surreal gets tossed back in and nails Max upon their re entry.  Ground and pound by Edith, she drags Max back into the ring by their hair.  Max with a pounce and boots to the face and shoulder of Surreal.  Max is trying to bite Edith's mask off. Crossfaces by Max. Edith tries to set up an ankle lock but gets kicked off. Surfboard stomp by Max.  Amy Rose offers a chair and MAx sends Edith face first into it.  Max scores a 1 count.  Max grabs a door and delivers a body slam.  Edith with a kick and ducks a Max clothesline.  Edith with a dropkick to the back for 1.

Hammerlock DDT by Surreal for 2.  Max with a big spear and they score a 2.  Bomb Drop by Max for 2.  Surreal with a melonball DDT for 2.  Side headlock by Surreal, Max tosses her over the top through the door on the floor.  Edith cannot answer the referee's count.

WINNER BY COUNT OUT MAX THE IMPALER

Max throws doors and chairs on the unconscious Surreal.

International Scramble Match: Kidd Bandit vs. Shay Purser vs. Rico Gonzalez vs Killian McMurphy vs Sylvio Milano vs Jordan Blade vs. The Whisper

Not going to lie, outside of Blade, I have no experience with these wrestlers so I'll try and keep up.  Purser and Bandit are going at it, with Purser being the Master of Shay Fu.  McMurphy clotheslines Bandit out of their shoes (not literally) amd powerbombs Purser.  Now it's McMurphy and Gonzalez. Gonzalez with a big open palm strike. Milano gets German'd by Blade.  Blade is handing out suplexes like Oprah hands out cars.  Now, she's elbowing Purser in the corner and connects with a cannonball.  Bandit gets clotheslined and powerbombed over the top top on to 3-4 of their opponents.  Gonzalez with a moonsault to the floor, Whisper with one of their own.

Again, I apologize to anyone if I'm mislabeling my pronouns. I'm learning about these wrestlers as I go here.

Whisper with a leg lariat. Milano attacks them and nails a double knee and a senton for 2.  Suplex to Rico by Milano and now Milano and Blade trade forearms.  Pink Slam by Milano, they score a 2 on blade.  Whisper nails a standing corkscrew to McMurphy. Rico nails Whisper with a dropkick off the top.  Bandit with a side suplex to Gonzalez and nails a One Winged Backbreaker.  Blade with a sleeper to Bandit.  They escape and hit a stunner.  Bandit misses a moonsault and then gets ultimately choked out by Blade.

WINNER: JORDAN BLADE

Bill Dixon vs. Keita Murray

Murray has the mic and says that they respect Dixon, but not tonight. Not in those exact words.  Lockup, backslide by Dixon for 2, rollup by Murray for 2.  Chops by Murray into stomps in the corner.  Dixon fores back with forearms, Murray rolls out and eats a knee on the floor.  Murray with chops and Dixon with a big forearm.  Murray tries a suplex but Dixon is the one who connects.  Dixon brings 2 chairs into the ring. Murray attacks from behind and nails a suplex.  Crossfaces by Murray.  Murray sends Dixon into a chair in the corner. Murray with chairshots and drives the chair into Dixson's neck.  More chairshots.  Splash by Murray for 2.  Murray opens his trunks to give Dixon a look at his junk.  This fires up Dixon. Dixon with a spinebuster.  Dixson sets up the chairs and goes for a superplex.  Instead Murray powerbombs Dixon through the chair and scores a 2 count after an elbow.  Dixon with a slap and a death valley driver for 2.  Murray with a stunner for 2.  Crucifix by Dixon for 2.  Running knee by Murray for 2.  Low blow by Murray into a cutter.  Dixon with chairshots to the leg.  Murray with an ankle lock. Dixon taps.

WINNER: KEITA MURRAY

Tag team Mayhem Match: Falls don't count until all the teams are in and then it is elimination style: Ashton Starr & AC Mack vs. MSP (Danger Kid and Aiden Aggro)

Mack and Aggro lock up. MAck with a Belly to back takedown.  Test of strength but Aggro dances. Mack joins in and applies a headlock takedown into a handspring elbow.  Kidd tags in and hits Mack with a dropkick. MAck misses a boot charge and gets chopped in the nether regions by Kidd. Starr tags in and hits a running neckbreaker.  They go for the cover but no pins are allowed until all teams are in.  Kidd with a clothesline and Starr takes out MSP with a moonsault off the top.

Devon Monroe and Ace Perry have entered the match.

Pery with a swanton.  Starr wants MAck's help and they set up Monroe on a chair in the front row.  Aggro with the save as they attack Starr.  Mack with a big boot to the face of, I believe Aggro.  Starr and Mack set the opposition up in the corners and execute splshes

Dylan McQueen & Kenzie Paige have entered the match. They immediately nail superkicks on MSP.  McQueen with a DVD to Starr on Paige's knees.  Monroe gets tossed to the floor by McQueen on the opposition.  Paige follows up with a senton to the floor.  McQueen off the top rope and eats 6 superkicks at once.  Paige makes a save. MSP with double superkicks to Mack.  Paige with a launch German to Perry.  Starr with a scissors kick to Kidd and Mack with a pedigree to Monroe and 2 pins are scored.

MSP have been eliminated, as have Perry and Monroe.

Low blow by Paige to Starr. She follows up with a package piledriver for the pin.

WINNERS: KENZIE PAIGE & DYLAN MCQUEEN

Dark Sheik w/Pollo Del Mar vs Mike Parrow

The size difference here is astonishing. Leg lariat by Sheik, Parrow follows up with a slam and throws Sheik into the buckles twice.  Parrow with a choke slam for 1.  Chair to the back by Parrow, this man's size is frightening. Sheik turns a fireman carry into a DDT on the chair. Sheik scores a 2 count.  Sheik with stomps in the corner followed by a dropkick on the chair in the corner.  Sheik brings in a door and sets it up in the corner and immediately slams her on it.  Parrow with a torture rack and then sets up chairs around the ring and bridges a door across them. Sheik with a punch and a cutter.  Sheik goes high and nails Parrow with a boot. Legdrop off the top by Sheik.  Sheik off the top but Parrow with the catch and fallaway slam. Del Mar gets on the apron but Parrow powerbombs Sheik into her, sending her through a table.  Sit down powerbomb by Parrow.  Regular powerbomb by Parrow, followed by another.  Sheik with a victory roll and Effy runs in and administers a fast 3 for the pin.

WINNER: DARK SHEIK

Dirty Dango vs. Allie Katch

Katch takes off her underwear which over ring gear and Dango puts it on the ring post. Shoulderblock by Dango. Trip by Katch.  Punches in the corner, Dango shoves his junk into Katch's face.  Katch does the same with her womanhood. Action spills to the outside and Dango misses a hard chop on the post. Hip attack at Katch.  Back elbow by Katch. She brings a chair into the ring, Dango asks her to sit in the chair.  She does and Dangoi thanks her with a sexy dance.  Now it's Katch who does a sexy dance for Dango.  IT'S A SEXY DANCE OFF. Dango clotheslines her off the chair (the announcers have informed us that Katch's preferred pronoun is She/her).  Dango slams the hands and scores a 1 count.

Dango swivels his hips over Katch and she claws his junk.  Dango with a powerbomb for 2.  Big right hands by Dango, Allie low blows him and crotches Dango on the chair.  That had to hurt.  Running clotheslines by Katch. Dango catches her with a falcon arrow for 2. He goes to the top but Katch executes a superplex.  Both are down. Package piledriver by Dango for 2.  Dango misses a legdrop off the top.  Katch hits the leg off the top for 2. Dango appeals to Allie's womanly feelings but she piledrives him for the pin.

WINNER: ALLIE KATCH

Knick Knowledge has joined the booth.

Effy vs. Piminela Escarlata 

Escarlata dances around the ring, Effy with a go behind and grinds. Escarlata responds in kind. Headlock by Effy, shoulderblock by Escarlata. Effy with a leapfrog and Escarlata dances again.  Effy wants more. chop and an eye poke by Escarlata. Top rope armdrag by Escarlata, we get another dance. Effy hits from behind.  Effy sets Escarlata on a chair and shoves his junk into their face. Escarlata then gets behind Effy and pulls his pants down and kisses Effy's posterior.  Effy with chops and misses a charge.  Effy does hit a blockbuster for 2. There's crotch biting and more sexy dancing. Escarlata removes their top and they have a dance off.  Escarlata rolls Effy up for the pin.

WINNER PIMPINELA ESCARLATA

Effy gets on the mic and hypes up Escarlata

That's all from Dallas.  Thanks for reading

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