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WWE RAW REPORT: IS THERE EVER A 'FINAL CHANCE'?, STEEN COLD, TROUBLE IN TAG CHAMP PARADISE?, AND MORE

By Richard Trionfo on 2022-03-21 23:00:00

Your announcers are Jimmy Smith, Corey Graves, and Byron Saxton.

Steve Austin's music plays and Kevin Owens makes his way to the ring, dressed like Steve Austin.

Kevin asks if Chicago is ready to see Kevin Owens open a can of whoop ass at Wrestlemania and he wants a Hell Yeah.  Owens asks again and he does not get the response he wants so he WHATs a few times.  Owens says he heard all of the things that Kevin Owens said about Texas and they were horrible things, but they were true.  Owens says, as Austin, that when he was invited to be in the KO show, you saw that horrible video I did.  I drove into the middle of nowhere acting like a bad ass in front of my little golf cart.  I didn't know what I was going to do so I ran my little mealy mouth and accept Kevin's offer.  I don't do a lot of thinking at this time.  The lights are on, but is anybody home?  Eh Eh.  Kevin, as Austin, says he is going to Wrestlemania to be on the KO Show.

Kevin says you are the stupidest sons of bitches he ever saw.

Steve Austin's music plays again and Kevin is in shock but it is another ruse.

Kevin asks what the saying is.  Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on you for being idiots.  Owens says that's the bottom line.  Now it is time for some liquid courage before Owens kicks his ass.

Owens asks for some beers but he is not going to be a wide receiver for the Bears, or center fielder for the Cubs.

Kevin wants the music stopped.  Kevin wants to know where he learned to throw beers because he sucks.  Owens tells him to hand him the beer in the ring.   Owens takes the beer and then he kicks the guy and hits a stunner.

Owens opens the beers and then pours them on the beer tosser.  Owens throws the beer up the aisle to the stage.  Owens poses on the turnbuckles.

We take a look at what happened last week with Seth Rollins and Kevin Owens.

Kevin Patrick is in the back with Seth Rollins.  

Kevin asks Seth on his current state of mind about him not going to Wrestlemania.  Seth looks shocked at the news.  Seth starts to cackle.  He takes Kevin's microphone and walks away.

Before the match starts, Miz makes his way to the ring with Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode so he can join the commentary team for the match.

Match Number One:  Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio versus Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode

Dominik and Dolph start things off and Dolph with a side head lock and Dominik with an arm drag.  Dominik with a forearm and a springboard wrist lock take down that sends Dolph to the floor.  Dolph sends Dominik into the apron and they return to the ring.  Roode tags in and they hit a neck breaker and power bomb combination for a near fall.  Dolph sends Rey to the apron and Rey with a shoulder and head scissors that sends Dolph to the floor.  Dominik drop kicks Roode to the floor.  Rey and Dominik with suicide dives onto Roode and Ziggler.

Seth Rollins' music plays and he says this show doesn't move another second until the world hears what he has to say.  Seth says he wants a Wrestlemania spot and he is going to get it because he is Seth Rollins.  Seth cackles.  He says he doesn't want any spot, he wants a spot on Wrestlemania that will live forever.  He says he came for Stone Cold, but his mic goes out.  He says he wants bigger than Steve Austin.  Seth complains about the mic going out.  

We go to commercial.

We are back and there is still a match going on.  Rey blocks a superplex attempt by Ziggler and Rey head butts Ziggler to the mat.  Rey kicks Roode off the apron.  Rey with a seated splash.  Dolph keeps Rey from making the tag but Rey with an enzuigiri.  Roode tags in and he stops Rey.  Roode knocks Dominik off the apron.  Roode gets Rey up for a power slam but Rey counters with a tornado DDT.  Dominik tags in and hits a cross body and head scissors take down.  Dominik is sent to the apron and he drops Roode on the top rope.  Dominik with a slingshot senton and a neck breaker.  Ziggler breaks up the cover and Dominik with a cutter.  Rey comes off the apron and misses Dolph.  Roode with a spinebuster to Dominik for a near fall.

Roode sets for a GLORIOUS DDT but Dominik counters with a rollup.  Roode falls into the ropes and Dominik with a 619.  Dominik goes up top and hits a frog splash for the three count.

Winners:  Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio

After the match, Ziggler with a super kick to Dominik and Miz stops Rey on the floor and hits a Skull Crushing Finale and then he pulls the mask off Rey.

Seth Rollins is in the back with Adam Pearce and Sonya Deville.  Seth says they want to shut him up because he wants the biggest spotlight.

Pearce says disrupting the show and acting like a lunatic will get him on Wrestlemania.  

Seth asks if he needs to rely on Sonya and Adam, it won't happen.

Sonya says they gave Seth a chance last week and he didn't get the job done.

Adam says he will see if there is anything he can do.

We take a look at Brock and his magical forklift.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Miz is on the phone with Maryse while holding Rey's mask.

Kevin Patrick ambushes Miz while on the phone and he says good bye to Maryse.  Kevin asks Miz why did he steal Rey's mask.  Miz says Logan Paul was a Rey Mysterio fan and he wanted a Rey Mysterio mask.  Logan never got his mask.  The Mysterios have shown Logan and him no respect.  He did not try to humiliate the Mysterios, he did humiliate them.

Miz says the mask is for Logan.  He says he dares Logan to wear the mask next week on Raw.

We take a look back at what happened between Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar.

We are told that Roman and Brock will be on Raw next week.

Match Number Two:  Omos versus Apollo Crews and Commander Azeez

Azeez distracts Omos and Crews with a drop kick to the back.  Azeez grabs Omos but Omos grabs Azeez.  Crews with an enzuigiri.  Omos grabs Crews and Azeez.  Azeez with a kick and punches.  Omos with an uppercut to Azeez.  Omos grabs Crews and Crews calls for Azeez who sends Omos into the ring post.  

Omos palms Crews' head and pushes him away.  The referee calls for the bell and Omos sends Crews into the corner.  Azeez tags in.  Omos with a slam to Azeez.  Crews comes off the turnbuckles and Omos catches Crews and then presses Azeez over his head and drops to the mat.  Omos with a kick to Azeez and then he holds Crews by the head.  Omos with a choke slam and then he puts Crews on top of Azeez and pins them both.  

Winner:  Omos

After the match, Omos says it does not matter how big they are or how many of them there are.  He is unstoppable.  If you have the balls to beat me, step forward.  Whether it is Raw or Wrestlemania, prepare to be dominated.

We take a look at Edge from last week.

AJ Styles makes his way to the ring.

We go to commercial.

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