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BEING THE ELITE - THE BREAKUP? REPORT

Jose the Assistant is on his phone and Andrade walks up asking him where the tablet is. Jose reminds him he broke it. Andrade asks what Jose is doing, he says he’s learning how to play blackjack after losing to Adam Cole last week. Andrade says he knows how to play and he wants a shot at Cole’s BTE championship.

“Guy You Hate”

Ryan Nemeth gets out of his pool smoking a cigar saying, “I read your comments. Oh here comes Ryan he’s boring. It’s Dolph’s brother, I always fast forward through his stuff”. He asks how do people know he sucks unless you’re watching. People just want to be keyboard warriors because they’re jealous of his great life since he’s a hunk getting a tan in Hollywood smoking a Cuban-ish cigar. Says he doesn’t have go away heat, doesn’t have X-Pac heat, because X-Pac is awesome."

 Smart Mark Sterling ad. Mark is undefeated as a lawyer, as Jade Cargill’s manager and in many other amusing activities he lists.

Peter and LeRoy are chasing Howdy Price, who escaped the apartment. Pete says they have to call in “Da Hat Boys.”

 The Dark Order are watching John Silver flex his biceps. Evil Uno is telling him to flex harder. Hangman Page walks up and asks “what’s up?”

Silver says, “So you could have picked us to help you lose your match on Dynamite. We’re good at losing.”

 Stu Grayson goes off saying he’s great at wrestling but they’re being kept off TV while Page gets to go out there with his title belt without them. He’s tired of spending his time in catering. 

 They all leave but Alex Reynolds stays behind. He tells Hangman “the pressure of holding that title has turned you into a real piece of shit. He tells Page to get it together if this is all over.”

 Page says “no hold on” and tells them “to get their asses back here”.  Page tells Stu he didn’t understand a word he said because “he sounds like he has a mouth full of poutine”. Stu tells Page “the only reason he had a good personality was because of the alcohol”.  Uno tells Page that the horse he’s been riding on is named “Kenny’s coat tails.”

 Reynolds starts laughing and Page asks what’s so funny. 

 Reynolds says, “Your title reign, Diesel had a better title reign in 1995 than you do now.”

 They continue to insult each other until they start laughing at each other. Page invites them to go eat pork rinds and see a donkey show. 

 Uno says, “We get to ride a donkey” and Silver informs him “No, the donkey rides you.”

 The end for this week. Short episode with no Young Bucks.

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