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MJF VS JERICHO AND MORE: COMPLETE AEW DYNAMITE REPORT

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means. It's AEW Dynamite coming to us from the Frititta Center in Houston Texas.

Our announcers are Jim Ross, Excalibur, and Tony Schiavone. They run down the card and we're off and running.

Jon Moxley and Eddie Kingston come to the ring through the crowd and the crowd sings along with Joan Jett's version of “Wild Thing.” They are jumped on the way to the ring by 2.0 with weapons. Matt Lee grab a mic on the way to the ring and calls out Darby Allin and Sting, saying they took out their boys.

2.0 vs Darby Allin and Sting in a Texas Tornado match

Darby comes from the crowd with a skateboard and the fight has gone outside the ring into the crowd. They fight to the upper concourse and it becomes a three on two match as Darby and Sting get beat down in a concourse section. The fight then goes back downstairs through the crowd. Darby walks down the rail and dives onto the fight with 2.0 and Sting. Eddie Kingston takes out Garcia and they go out of the main fight.

Sting and Darby head back to ring side and they set up a table in the ring. 2.0 is able to take down Sting and Darby as they are trying to set up the table. They then suplex Darby onto the skateboard's wheels. When they return the ring, Sting takes control and starts fighting on the top until he gets caught by the member of 2.0 he wasn't fighting, and they put him through the table.

Sting pops up, Darby is able to attack and then Sting is able to hit a Scorpion Death Drop on both members of 2.0 He then locks a Scorpion Death Lock on both members of 2.0 and they submit.

Your winners: Sting and Darby Allin

Sting and Darby celebrate as the crowd cheers seeing Sting win a match.

We then go to a pre-tape of Tony Schiavone with Sammy Guevara, where Sammy proposes to his girlfriend. We then see Shawn Spears and and Tully Blanchard who say that for one night only, in celebration, she can be in the Pinnacle and for one night only.  She can be on top.

We then get Shawn Spears and Tully in the back, and Shawn says that because of this event, he will allow Sammy's girlfriend to be in the Pinnacle. And, she can even be on top.

Sammy Guevara vs Shawn Spears w/Tully Blanchard.

Shawn tries to attack Sammy as Sammy comes to the ring, but Sammy is able to fight him, and they brawl to the ring and then to ringside. Sammy leaps off the stage with a front flip onto Shawn. They brawl on the floor until Shawn gets the upper hand and Tully helps him with a pile driver. Sammy is rolled into the ring and the bell ring.

Tully keeps interfering, and the Ref tosses him from ringside. He takes off his jacket and tries to hit her with it as she keeps telling him he's out of here.

In the ring, Shawn is nailing Sammy with knees to the face, and as Sammy rolls to the apron, he is able to get an insigiri, but misses the two rope leaping cutter and they trade rollups. They then brawl in the ring into the small screen during commercials.

When we are back on the big screen, they are battling on the top. Sammy has put a barricade between the apron and the other barricade. They get a collar and elbow tie up on the top rope, Shawn flips him off and Sammy hits a cutter and covers for a two count. They go to the top again and Shawn hits an avalanche C4 for a two count. The crowd cheers for Sammy as Shawn drags him to the barricade set up on the apron. They battle on the apron and Sammy hits a Attitude adjustment onto the barricade. He then hits a 630 senton for a two count.

Sammy pulls down his knee pad and then starts hitting knee strikes into Shawn's face. He then picks up Shawn, says “This is over” and hits the GTH and covers for the three count.

Your winner: Sammy Guevara

Sammy kisses his fiance and we go to Tony in the back with Christian Cage, the NEW Impact champion. Don Callis shows and reminds Cage he gave him his first match on TV. He says he is happy that Cage gets to meet Kenny Omega at All Out, and while he'll take a One Winged Angel, it's great to see him.

Cage says he is so far in Kenny's head because he knows he will take the AEW World Championship. He then calls Don a carny piece of $#!t.

We get a video showing Dante Martin from last week in his match. He talks about how he will keep rising up the ranks and how he was able to go teo to teo with Kenny Omega.

Dan Lambert grabs a mic from Tony and he goes on a rant about cancel culture and the rest. He has Junior Dos Santos and Andre someone, former UFC champions. He puts out a challenge and starts ranting about how AEW isn't as good as the fans think it is. LOTS of cheap heat and mocking the fans.

And he mocked those of us who play D&D. I don't know him from Adam, but he sure is stealing Morton Downy Jr's old shtick withou the cigarettes.

Lance Archer comes out and he gets attacked by Scorpio Sky and Ethan Page. They beat him on the ramp like a Government Mule.

We go to the back for Jericho to speak. He talks about the things he has gone through to get to his match tonight with MJF. He says he may not have his theme and his effect, but he has 5000 friends of Jericho to be on his side. He says tonight is the night of the Champion. He says it will be Jericho up and his jerkoff friend down.

The Young Bucks (Champions) vs Jurassic Express w/Marko Stung for the AEW Tag Team Championship

The Bucks come out with Brandon Cutler, Don Callis and the Good Brothers. Don joins the announce team and they mock his suit.

• We start with JB and Nick, and Nick poses like the Macho Man after his shoulder tackle.

• They start to run the ropes and Nick goes out of the ring to mock them, and JB attacks him and throws his back in the ring.

• Luchasaurus tosses Nick and then Matt around the ring.

• Luchasaurus hits a spinning power bomb and gets a two count.

• JB is tagged in and he leaps over Luchasaurus and covers for a two count

• JB is able to fight off a couple fo double teams and then hits a rana onto Nick from the apron to the floor

• Matt knocks both JB and Luchasaurus off the apron, leaps onto JB and then they go to the small screen

• The Bucks keep control and mock the crowd and JB through the break

• Back on the big screen, JB fights out fo the Bucks' corner and is able to finally get the tag to Luchasaurus

• Luchasaurus cleans house. REALLY impressive.

• Nick is able to get a few kicks in on Luchasaurus, but JB tags in and they bring Nick into the ring with a brain buster off the top over Luchasaurus for a two count.

• Luchasaurus tags back in and Brandon tries to distract him with a flare ala Jurassic Park. He tosses Nick into him.

• Matt leaps in to try to help and both Bucks escape being power slammed, and after they miss the superkicks, he is able to power slam them

• JB hits a tope onto Nick and Luchasaurus gets a two count on Matt

• The Bucks are both in the ring and get super kicks on both Luchasaurus and JB.

• The Bucks get an Indytaker on JB and covers, but JB kicks out at two.

• Kenny comes out and nails Marko with a chair and tosses it into the ring.

• This, of course,m leads to tons of shenanigans and Cage comes out to brawl with Kenny to the back.

• JB hits a brain buster on Matt on the chair, gets a two count broken up by Nick.

• Luchasaurus hits thoracic express and JB gets a two count.

• More shenanigans.

• The Bucks hit the BTE Trigger on JB and Matt covers for the three count,.

Your winners and still champions: The Young Bucks.

Gallows carries a prone Cage to the ring and everyone is getting beat down by the Elite. Kenny ends it by hitting the one winged angel on Cage and Don Callis counts three. Oh, and Kenny is wearing a Chick Magnet t-shirt.

The Elite pose on the stage with their belts.

Tony has his time with Britt Baker, Rebel, and Jaime Hayter. They explain that Baker brought her in to watch her back and Hayter challenges Red Velvet to a fight next week.

We come back to a video package of why Matt Hardy explaining why is going after Wheeler Yuta of the Best Friends. And he says he will go after all of the Best Friends. We then see Orange Cassidy says maybe they should see about that.

Tony is the ring and call for Paul Wight to join him. Paul talks about how amazing it was to get back in the ring last week. He then says he has an announcement and QT Marshall comes out with Eric Solow and Paul Comorado. He mocks Wight and they jack jaws at each other and QT says AEW doesn't make announcements that aren't a big deal. He then puts up a photo of x-rays of Big Show's hip implants and scars.

Wight says he's not embarrassed or limited by that. He says that he had a talk with Tony Khan and at All Out he has a match with QT.

We then get another video of Jade Cargill and Smart Mark. She'll be facing Keira Hogan on Rampage this week.

That must be why it sold out.

 

In the back, ALL of the Elite are with Tony in the back. Don tells them to take the week off to buy some shoes. Tony cuts them off and says there will be a tag team tournament and the winners get a match with the Bucks at All Out in a steel cage!

Back in the ring, Taz is there with Hook and his unfortunate hair. He brings out Ricky Starks. Ricky calls out Brian Cage. In the back, Powerhouse Hobbs is fighting with Cage. When Starks sees that Cage is fighting back against Hobbs, he cuts the feed and they rush to the back.

We then go to Tony with Death Triangle, and he says The Lucha Brothers are in the tournament, and we will get a match between Pac and Andrade at All Out. Pac says he's glad Andrade has grown a pair of bollocks. Andrade and Chavo come out and Andrade says they need to agree to his conditions, which is a contract the size of a dictionary.

Penelope Ford vs Thunder Rosa

Ford comes to the ring alone. They show that Rosa Called out Ford after Ford beat down her opponent after a match on Dark.

Sadly, Rosa is no longer from a graveyard in Tijuana Mexico and is decked out in Texas Flag gear.

Rosa starts the match with a shotgun drop kick and Rosa works her over in the corners. Rose keeps up the attack and then kicks Ford to the floor. Rosa and Ford brawl on the floor and we go to the small screen and Ford gets in her offense. When they get back in the ring, Rosa is abel to get m ore attacks in the corner and Ford is abel to reverse it. On the big screen again, Ford misses an attack and Rosa goes back to attacking in the corner and then hits a missile drop kick.

Rosa hits a butterfly suplex and covers for a tw count. Rosa goes for the fire thunder driver and Ford reverses it for a two count. Ford locks on her Muta lock and is able to reverse it, Ford reverses and the Rosa turns it into a single leg crab. Hits the Death Valley Driver for a two count.

Ford puts on the Muta Lock again and Rose counters and locks on her own submission, grabs Ford's arm so she can't grab the rope and Ford has to tap out.

Your winner: Thunder Rosa

We then get a recap of Malakai Black's debut. In the back, Tony is with Brock and Arn Anderson. Arn says Malachi Black has turned his world upside down, but next week, Brock has a match with Black next week. Arn says he appreciates what Brock has done, but he's too inexperienced. Brock says he's not asking Arn for the match, he's telling him.

They run down the matches for next week. Then, we get a rundown of the matches on Rampage this week.

We get a video package for The First Dance on Friday, the largest crowd in AEW history and we hear about how Darby Allin is on his way to becoming the best in the world.

Miro then says he has not forgiven Fuego Del Sol and he hasn't earned his contract. He then says he wants to talk to Eddie Kingston.

MJF vs Chris Jericho where Jericho can't use his entrance music or the Judas Effect.

Jericho comes out without music, but the crowd obliges him by singing it anyway.

They take their time to hook up but when they do Jericho goes for the Lion Tamer right off the bat. Jericho is able to kick MJF off the apron and then leaps onto him on the floor. The crowd is LOUD as they brawl outside the ring. When he takes Jericho down, MJF grabs a camera and flips off the crowd. Jericho nails MJF and then flips off the camera MJF was carrying.

They return to the ring and Jericho hits a series of chops in the corner. MJF is able to take control when they break in the corner and we go to the small screen. MJF spends the commercials attacking Jericho's arm that he injured in Blood and Guts. He holds Jericho is an arm bar and works the crowd with his facial expressions as he winches in on it every so often. Back on the big screen, they double clothesline each other.

They run the ropes after they get up. Jericho gets the double axe handle off the top. MJF reverses and Irish Whip into a judo throw into the corner that rips off Jericho's arm brace. MJF then goes back to work on Jericho's arm. Jericho is able to revere an attack, nit a Lion Sault and covers for a two count. He works over MJF in the corner, stomping on him and then chopping him. He gets ten clotheslines on MJF in the corner, they go to the top and he gets ten punches on the top as well. He hits MJF with the top Rana and covers for a two count and MJF transitions to Salt of the Earth.

Jericho rolls through and tries to put on the Wall of Jericho, but when he does, MJF is able to work out of it. They throw hands in the middle of the ring and when they go to the ropes, MJF drops Jericho's arm ont the ropes and hits a Heat Seeker for the two count. MJF kicks Jericho arrogantly and Jericho is on the mat, and Jericho gets up, gets a sleep hold. MJF gets out with a low blow and then locks in the Walls onto Jericho.

Jericho crawls to the ropes slowly and in a lot of pain. After the rope break, MJF puts on the Diamond ring and Jericho as his bat. The ref takes the ring and as she's handing it to security, he hits MJF with a bat. Jericho goes for the Judas Effect, but stops and MJF hits Jericho with that move and then locks in the Salt of the Earth. Jericho rolls him over for a two count, and MJF rolls back, keeping the arm bar.

Jericho has to tap out.

Your winner: MJF

We're out of time!!!

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