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We beigin with a look back at last week’s main event between Tom Lawlor and Killer Kross and the involvement of Team Lawlor, the Von Erichs, and Davey Boy Smith Jr.
We are in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and your announcers are AJ Kirsch and Rich Bocchini.
Match Number One: Zenshi versus El Lindaman
They lock up and Lindaman with a waist lock and Zenshi with a take down and wrist lock for a near fall. Zenshi with another near fall. Zenshi misses a drop kick when Lindaman moves. Zenshi offers his hand and Lindaman thinks about shaking it and he does but then he hits a forearm. Zenshi with a forearm. Zenshi runs around the ring to avoid Lindman and then he sends Lindaman to the mat and hits a standing moonsault for a near fall.
Zenshi with a suplex and then he goes to the apron for an attempted slingshot move but Lindman moves. Zenshi goes to the floor and Lindman with a plancha. Lindaman runs Zenshi back first into the apron. Lindaman with an elbow to the injured arm and Lindaman stands on the arm but the referee makes his count because of the ropes. Lindaman chokes Zenshi in the corner. Zenshi with a rollup for a near fall. Lindaman with a Fujiwara arm bar but Zenshi with a rollup. Zenshi gets to the ropes and Lindaman releases the hold. Lindaman continues to work on the arm. Lindaman with a leg drop to the arm. Lindaman with a forearm but Zenshi with kicks to the leg. Lindaman sends Zenshi to the apron and Zenshi with a head butt and kick and leg sweep. Zenshi with a slingshot twisting elbow drop. Zenshi with an Irish whip and Zenshi is sent to the apron.
Zenshi with a slingshot neck breaker for a near fall. Zenshi goes for a handspring back elbow into the corner but Lindaman catches Zenshi. Zenshi lands on his feet on a German suplex. Lindaman with a cross arm breaker but Zenshi gets to the ropes. Zenshi kicks Lindaman and Lindaman goes for a deadlift German suplex but Zenshi gets to the ropes. Lindaman with a Northern Lights suplex into the turnbuckles followed by a German suplex for a near fall.
Zenshi with a pele kick and both men are down. Zenshi gets to his feet first and he connects with a forearm. Lindaman fires back. They continue the exchange until Lindaman gains the advantage. Zenshi with a back heel kick and drop kick. Zenshi goes for a cutter but Lindaman counters into a blut thunder bomb for a near fall. Lindaman with a Tiger suplex for the three count.
Winner: El Lindaman
We go to Killer Kross, The Von Erichs, and Davey Boy Smith Jr. in the back and Ross says he got good advice from his dad. He told them to choose their friends wisely. Davey says he has the Von Erichs’ backs and Killer Kross’ back. They spilled their blood in the ring. Stu Hart trained Ross and Marshall’s grandfather. Davey tells Pajama Boy he is going to shove his head so far up his ass he won’t know if it is Friday or Tuesday. Kross says Team Smells Like A Fart, he doesn’t give a rat’s ass. You picked a fight with people you can’t beat. He tells Tom to never cross a killer because in the end, you always pay the toll.
We go to Mance Warner. He is asked who is the mystery man. Mance says he will pick up his mystery man and take him to the venue. He will then drink some light beers. He says he has something special for MJF.
Richard Holliday is with Alicia Atout. He is asked about his match and how does he prepare against a mystery opponent. Holliday says it could be a drunk at the bar Mance goes to. It could be his garbage truck driver. It could be Kwang or it could be the ghost of Carlos Colon. Whoever the opponent will be, smelling rarified air. Richard is asked about the Caribbean title belt and Holliday says it is at the cleaners.
Josef Samael says there have been whispers of Contra Unit’s next attack. It will not be an attack. Prepare for the upcoming war. While they may be in Katmandhu or in Siberia, the soldiers are hidden among you. The infiltration of the infidels is underway.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Richard Holliday does not feel that he should be in this match and neither does his father/lawyer. His father reviewed the contract and it says that he cannot be put into a match by an intoxicated person. Mance says he got one up on the Dynasty, but the Dynasty always wins.
We go to footage of an incident involving Brian Pillman Jr. and Injustice. Davey Boy Smith Jr comes to help Pillman.
Mance Warner comes out and he says here is the deal. He gets to pick Holliday’s oppponent. He says he has been making a lot of phone calls and drinking a lot of light beers. You may know the fellow he is going to bring out. He is part of a group that dominated. He is someone who was extreme. Mance asks for them to play his music and out comes the Blue Meanie.
Match Number Two: Richard Holliday versus Blue Meanie
Hollidaydoes the Meanie dance and then Meanie shows Holliday how it is done. Holliday applauds Meanie’s performance. Holliday asks Meanie to do it together and Holliday hits Meanie from behind. Holliday with kicks and forearms. Holliday with kicks in the corner. Meanie with an Irish whip and Holliday with a clothesline out of the corner. Holliday does the Meanie dance.
Holliday gets a near fall. Holliday with a forearm and snap mare followed by a knee to the back. Holliday with a boot to Meanie followed by a forearm and punch. Holliday misses a clothesline and Meanie with jabs and a punch for a near fall. Meanie misses a splash into the corner and Holliday with a back elbow for a near fall.
Holliday with punches and forearms to Meanie and Warner has something to say to Holliday from the announce table. Holliday confronts Warner and they have some words. Holliday asks Warner for a beer. The referee makes his count and Warner pulls Holliday off the apron and spits beer in Holliday’s face as the referee gets to 20.
Winner: Blue Meanie (by count out)
After the match, Meanie and Warner celebrate with some adult beverages in the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back and next week Brian Pillman Jr. will be facing Jordan Oliver.
Alicia Atout is with Injustice in the back and she asks if they have any issues with AAA.
Oliver says he doesn’t have a beef with AAA. Myron says he does not have a beef with AAA. Oliver says he has a beef with MLW Management bringing in people from other countries when there are superstars here.
Alicia asks about issues with Brian Pillman Jr. Myron likes the idea of the match next week. Jordan says that will be some good TV. They hope that Brian will be healthy for the match next week.
We take a look at the MLW Top Ten rankings.
We go to Low Ki. He says in a week, he faces King Mo. He is a professional fighter with a hell of a reputation. You are great and you have that acumen, but you are a pro fighter coming into wrestling. Do you want to run your mouth against someone you don’t know about? You sound punch drunk but you are going to end up kicked s***faced.
King Mo is with Alicia Atout and she asks about Low Ki. Mo says he thinks Low Ki is a fraud. He did a Youtube search of Low Ki and he saw a midget getting knocked out, not knocking anyone out. Dan Lambert says that he is demanding a cornerman to throw in the towel so Mo does not kill him.
We go to “LA Park en la cocina, pendejos!” with LA Park and Hijo de LA Park. Park says he is going to show us how to cook sausage and eggs. They are going to show you how to make a meal worthy of a champion. He says they will also explain their strategy to destroy their opponents. They will defeat their opponents and kick them in their huevos. He tells the American wrestlers to eat their huevos. Park says they are the future champions of MLW. Park complains about how they were not given the proper items to prepare the proper meal. Park complains about not having any salt so he storms out.
We are told that Mance Warner has challenged Maxwell Jacob Friedman to a Loser Leaves MLW Empty Arena match.
Before the main event, Tom Lawlor has something to say. He says if you hear the crowd, you know that Tom feels right at home in this garbage city. For twenty plus years, he had to hear about the Philadelphia wrestling fans. We have a crowd full of people who consider themselves to be smart marks . . . smart fans. You have been looking for the definition of smart marks, take a selfie and throw your phone off the Walt Whitman Bridge so you don’t have to look at your image.
Tom tells the people that there are kids in the crowd as some of their comments might be a bit inappropriate but Tom says screw it.
Match Number Three: Tom Lawlor, Kit Osbourne, Erick Stevens, and Dominic Garrini versus Marshall Von Erich, Ross Von Erich, Killer Kross, and Davey Boy Smith Jr.
All eight men brawl in the ring and the referee calls for the bell to start the match. Marshall and Kit are the last two in the ring and then all eight men are on the floor and they pair off. Smith with a head butt to Garrini. Ross sends Lawlor into the apron. Ross drops Lawlor on the apron with a backdrop driver. Smith chokes Garrini and Marshall with a forearm to Stevens.
Stevens with a kick and chop to Marshall. Kross with a knee to Garrini. Lawlor with forearms to Ross in the apron as the other six fight on the floor. Lawlor with a forearm to Ross as order is restored. Lawlor with more forearms. Ross with slingblade and a drop kick. Lawlor goes into the wrong corner and Ross with a running boot into the corner. Ross with a splash into the corner and he Irish whips Lawlor and Stevens pulls Lawlor out of the way and Ross hits the turnbuckles. Stevens tags in and kicks Ross.
Garrini with kicks as Lawlor holds Ross. Stevens with a surfboard set up and he stomps on the knees. Lawlor tags back in and Stevens with a snap mare and Lawlor with a kick while Stevens chops Ross. Lawlor with a European uppercut and jabs in the corner. Stevens tags back in and Lawlor back drops Stevens into Ross in the corner for a near fall. Garrini tags in and he hits a back breaker. Osbourne tags in and kicks Ross and slams Ross. Osbourne with an elbow drop. Osbourne with kicks to the back followed by a leap frog neck snap. Osbourne with a sliding clothesline for a near fall.
Ross with an enzuigiri and Kross tags in and hits an exploder. Kross with an exploder to Stevens and Garrini. Lawlor gets into the ring and Kross with forearms but Lawlor with a spinning heel kick. Kross gets up while Lawlor poses and Kross with a Saito suplex. Kross with a forearm to the referee when Osbourne moves. Smith goes for a power bomb on Osbourne but Osbourne with a low blow to Smith. Osbourne gets a chair and Marshall stops Osbourne and applies the claw. Marshall with a claw slam and he goes up top for a moonsault for the three count.
Winners: Marshall Von Erich, Ross Von Erich, Killer Kross, and Davey Boy Smith Jr.
After the match, Killer Kross gets on the mic and he says the party is just getting started. Kross goes under the table to get a board. Dominic Garrini hs a kendo stick and he hits Marshall while Stevens chokes Marshall with a chair. Kross has Osbourne and he feeds him to Smith for a power bomb through the board.
Team Filthy pull what is left of Osbourne out of the ring.
The brawl continues to the back.
We see more brawling in the back and King Mo hits Kross with a 2x4.
We go to credits.
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