Heath Slater has something to say. He says that they might have thought that they shaved Hornswoggle’s head, but uh uh. With a lot of patience and a lot of Miracle Gro, he is back and better than ever. He brings out Hornswoggle and he has an afro.
Match Number Four: Drew McIntyre and Heath Slater (with Jinder Mahal and Hornwoggle) versus Fernando and Diego (with El Torito)
Fernando and Drew start things off and Fernando with a series of chops to Drew. Drew with a punch. Slater tags in but Fernando with a leg sweep. Slater with a leg lariat. Slater gets to the turnbuckles and Hornswoggle gets on the apron. Torito takes the wig off and Hornswoggle runs away.
Fernando with a rollup for the three count.
Winners: Fernando and Diego
Match Number Five: Nikki Bella versus Alicia Fox and Aksana
Aksana starts off and she lock up with Nikki and Nikki takes Aksana to the mat and connects with an STO. Alicia with a kick to the back and Aksana with a kick. Alicia tags in and she walks into an elbow from Nikki. Nikki with a rollup for a near fall that is broken up by Aksana.
Alicia with a Scissors Kick for the three count.
Winners: Aksana and Alicia Fox
After the match, Alicia picks up Nikki and throws her through the ropes. Alicia runs the ropes. Aksana kicks Nikki and Alicia with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Alicia throws Nikki into the ringside barrier.
We go to the Wyatts and Luke says that now we take up the charge. We have no one left to torture other than the Usos. The Usos work so hard to smite the cause. They will pay for their atrocities. Retribution cannot be achieved until they are put down. They will not spare the flock. They will suffer for their misdeeds and they will burn.
Erick tells us to Follow the Buzzards.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Zeb Colter says that someone who needs to be deported is Adam Rose. Those Gluten Free Millennials need to be deported or put in prison. None of them have jobs. They ride up and down in a bus all day long, having a good time. Tonight, Jack Swagger will do something that these immigration people cannot do and that is run him out of here.
Match Number Six: Adam Rose versus Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)
They lock up and Swagger backs Rose into the corner but Swagger misses a punch and Rose spanks Swagger. Swagger with a punch and he tries for another slam but Rose with another spank. Rose with a back elbow and then he connects with European uppercuts in the corner. Rose climbs onto the turnbuckles but Swagger pushes Rose away and he connects with a boot to the head.
Swagger sends Rose into the turnbuckles. Swagger with a slam and he hits a belly-to-belly suplex for a near fall. Swagger stretches Rose and then connects with knees. Rose avoids a splash into the corner and then he gets his boots up. Rose with jabs to Swagger and an uppercut. Rose with a reverse atomic drop and a swinging neck breaker. Rose with a Bronco Buster followed by a running Party Foul for the three count.
Winner: Adam Rose
Byron Saxton is with the Usos in the locker room. Byron asks them about what happened last night and their match tonight. Jimmy says they had a blast at Payback. They might be banged up but they are not down. They will handle their business tonight. Jey asks how many kicks to the face will it take? Jey asks how many Samoan Drops will it take? Jey asks how many Superfly Splashes will it take?
Jimmy says that it is going to get Uso Crazy.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Seven: Luke Harper and Erick Rowan versus Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso in a Non Title Match
Rowan and Jimmy start and they lock up. Rowan backs Jimmy into the turnbuckles and he punches him in the midsection. Jimmy with chops to Rowan followed by a punch. Jimmy with another punch but Rowan with a shoulder tackle. Harper tags in and he connects with a double thrust and head butt. Jimmy with a punch but Harper with a punch to the midsection and elbow. Jimmy with a cross body and leg lariat.
Jimmy with an uppercut and shoulder in the corner. Jey tags in and he hits a flying forearm into the corner. Jey with punches and then he climbs the turnbuckles to punch Harper. Jey with an uppercut and Harper with a drop kick. Rowan tags back in and he kicks Jey. Rowan with a forearm to the back. Jey with a punch but Rowan with another forearm and then he works on Jey’s neck.
Jey with elbows and he tries to slam Rowan but he collapses under Rowan’s weight. Harper chops Rowan but Hey with forearms. Harper with more punches. Rowan tags back in and he connects with an elbow drop. Rowan with a slam and then he works on Jey with a chin lock. Rowan misses an elbow drop when Jey moves.
Rowan with a splash into the corner and then he picks up Jey for a belly-to-back suplex but Jey lands on his feet and he tags in Jimmy. Jimmy with forearms followed by a savate kick. Rowan stays on his feet on a sunset flip attempt. Rowan misses a sit out splash. Jimmy with a drop kick that sends Rowan to the floor. Jimmy and Jey with double super kicks and a double uppercut to Harper to send him to the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Harper tags in and he goes to the floor after Jimmy. Harper pushes Jimmy against the apron and then Harper with an elbow. Harper with a series of elbow drops and he gets a near fall. Harper with an Irish whip and uppercut. Rowan tags in and he kicks Jimmy. Rowan with a head butt and he knocks Jey off the apron. Jimmy with a series of punches and Rowan with a shot to the midsection to send him to the mat. Rowan with a knee to the back followed by an Irish whip.
Rowan with a forearm across the chest and then he puts Jimmy on the top turnbuckle and he connects with forearms across the injured ribs. Jimmy is put in the Tree of Woe and Rowan kicks Jimmy. Rowan misses a shoulder and hits the turnbuckles when Jimmy pulls himself up. Jimmy with the corkscrew senton and both men are down. Jey and Harper tag in and Jey with a forearm from the turnbuckles followed by a savate kick and flying clothesline.
Jey with a clothesline followed by an uppercut. Jey with a dragon whip and Harper is down. Jey with the running butt splash into the corner and he hits a second one for a near fall that is broken up by Rowan. Rowan sends Jimmy to the floor and then Jey sends Rowan to the floor. Harper with a boot to the head for a near fall. Harper sends Jey into the turnbuckles and he runs into a boot. Jey with a missile drop kick and then he hits a Samoan drop. Jey goes up top but Rowan tries to stop him. Jey kicks Rowan off and then he hits a cross body onto Rowan on the floor.
Harper with a suicide dive onto Jey. Jimmy with a plancha onto Harper despite his injured ribs. Jey goes up top and tries for the Superfly Splash but Harper gets his knees up. Harper waits for Jey to get up and he sets for the discus clothesline but he turns into a super kick. Harper kicks out at two. Rowan makes the tag while Jey hits a clothesline that sends Harper over the top. Jay with a rollup for a near fall. Rowan with a uranage slam for the three count.
Winners: Luke Harper and Erick Rowan
We go to commercial.
We are back and Rob Van Dam will face Wade Barrett for the Intercontinental Title on Main Event, available on the WWE Network.
Match Number Eight: Alberto Del Rio versus Dolph Ziggler in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match
They lock up and Del Rio with a side head lock and he holds on. Del Rio with a kick to the ribs followed by punches. Ziggler with a rollup for a near fall followed by a kick and punches. Ziggler with a neck breaker for a near fall. Ziggler with the rapid fire elbow drops followed by a leaping elbow drop and he gets a near fall. Del Rio with a kick and an arm breaker. Del Rio with a step up enzuigiri to the shoulder and Del Rio gets a near fall.
Del Rio with an arm bar. Del Rio sends Ziggler to the mat and Del Rio wants everyone to be quiet. Del Rio with a splash in the ropes and he chokes Ziggler. Del Rio with a belly-to-back suplex and he gets a near fall. Del Rio returns to the arm bar. Ziggler avoids the tilt-a-whirl back breaker and Ziggler with a drop kick and both men are down.
Ziggler with a cross body and he punches Del Rio. Ziggler leaps into the corner and he tries for the neck breaker but Del Rio escapes and he punches Ziggler in the kidneys. Ziggler avoids a belly-to-back suplex again and Ziggler hits the Fameasser for a near fall.
Del Rio with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker for a near fall. Del Rio kicks Ziggler in the back and he punches him in the back. Del Rio goes up top but Ziggler hits a Super X Factor for a near fall. Ziggler tries for the Zig Zag but Del Rio pushes him away. Ziggler avoids the super kick and Ziggler counters the DDT with the float over into the cross arm breaker and Ziggler taps out.
Winner: Alberto Del Rio (Advances to Money in the Bank Ladder Match)
We see footage of Cody Rhodes telling Goldust that he needs a new tag team partner. We see Cody and Goldust in the back. We will find out who Goldust’s partner is when we come back.
Match Number Eight: Curtis Axel and Ryback versus Goldust and Sin Cara
Axel with a side head lock. Goldust with a reverse atomic drop and arm drag to Axel into a wrist lock. Ryback tags in and Goldust kicks him and drop down for a punch. Cara tags in and he this a missile drop kick. Cara gets a near fall. Cara with kicks to Ryback and Goldust tags in. Cara with a drop kick to the knees and Goldust with a knee drop.
Ryback with a knee and punch followed by shoulders in the corner. Ryback with chops but Goldust with punches. Ryback with a shoulder tackle that sends Goldust to the floor. Cody watches from the Big E position on the monitor in the back.
Ryback tags back in and Axel with a running elbow and Ryback with a splash into the corner. Axel tags back in and they hit a double suplex and he gets a near fall. Axel with a reverse chin lock. Goldust with punches and Axel with a drop kick. Goldust with kicks but Axel with forearms. Ryback tags in and Axel with a forearm from the turnbuckles and then Ryback goes for the belly flop but Goldust gets his boots up and Ryback is down.
Cara and Axel tag in and Cara with a springboard forearm and a springboard cross body. Cara with kicks to the back of the leg and Axel flips perfectly. Cara with a handspring back elbow for a near fall. Goldust is sent into the corner and Ryback goes for a splash but misses and Ryback goes into the ring post and to the floor. Axel sends Goldust to the floor. Cara with an enzuigiri from the apron and he misses the Swanton. Axel with the Axel Driver for the three count.
Winners: Curtis Axel and Ryback
We go to commercial.
We are back and Lana is introduced and she makes her way onto the stage to do the Ravishing Russian Pose. The United States tries to project that they are the knights in shining armor who always do the right thing. She tells the people to stop their USA chants and that works as well as it has for the last 30 years.
You deny your heroes basic rights like Edward Snowden. He was not able to practice the First Amendment of Freedom of Speech. He is allowed to in Russian. We cherish our heroes in Russia. That is why Russia is a super power and led by the great Vladimir Putin. Mr. Putin will allow us to honor a hero. One who will lead your state to superiority.
Alexander Rusev comes out in a suit with a Russian Flag.
Lana tells Rusev to go forward to be recognized. She says that you are about to witness the Hero of the Federation Award Ceremony. We will honor the man who has done great things for the Russian Federation.
Rusev accepts his award and then they play the Russian National Anthem.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Bray Wyatt will be back Friday night on Smackdown.
The Shield come to the ring and Dean asks how do they look because they feel great. They are bruised and beaten up. They faced their biggest challenge to date against Evolution. When the napalm settled, they did what they said they would do. A clean sweep without a single casualty. That is what he calls domination.
Seth says adapt or perish. That was the situation. The Shield adapted while Evolution perished. Earlier tonight, the world was witness to their implosion. The reason Evolution perished is because while they are three of the greatest superstars in the industry, they were not one . . . like the Shield. In the end, they were three strangers who were standing on the same side of the ring.
Roman says that they were not brothers. He tells Randy to bring his ass out here so he can break his jaw with the symbol of excellence.
Triple H says that what he does better than anybody is adapt. Last night was Plan A. Tonight is Plan B. There is always a Plan B.
Seth hits Reigns in the back with the steel chair he brought into the ring. Rollins hits Ambrose with the chair. Rollins continues to hit Ambrose with the chair. Rollins with Black Out onto the steel chair.
Rollins leaves the ring and he joins Orton and Hunter. Rollins gives the chair to Orton and Orton walks into the ring and he has the chair. Orton hits Reigns in the back with the chair and he drives it into his back and then his chest. Orton removes Reigns’ flak jacket. Orton gives Reigns an RKO on the chair.
Hunter, Orton, and Rollins stand over Reigns and Ambrose as we go to credits.
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