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Match Number One: Zack Ryder and Neville versus Stardust and Tyler Breeze
Breeze and Ryder start things off and they lock up. Ryder with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Ryder with a modified X Factor followed by a snap mare and blockbuster for a near fall. Ryder with a front face lock but Breeze runs Ryder into the corner and Stardust tags in. Stardust with kicks. Ryder blocks a hip toss and hits a short arm clothesline for a near fall. Neville tags in and he flips over Stardust and tries for a sunset flip but Breeze holds Stardust up.
Ryder with a drop kick and Neville gets a near fall. Neville blocks a kick and hits an enzuigiri. Neville goes up top and Breeze tries to stop Neville but Neville stops him. Stardust recovers and he pushes Neville off the turnbuckles and to the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Breeze with a rear chin lock on Neville. Breeze sends Neville to the mat and Stardust tags in and he kicks Neville. Stardust with boots to the abdomen and Breeze tags in and he kicks Neville. Stardust tags back in and they make a wish with Neville. Stardust with a boot to Neville’s chest and then he poses. Stardust with a delayed gourdbuster. Breeze tags in and he connects with a leg drop and gets a near fall.
Breeze punches Neville and applies a rear chin lock. Breeze with a front face lock but Neville goes up top and Breeze crotches him and Neville is caught in the turnbuckles. Stardust tags in and he goes to the opposite corner but Neville pulls himself up and Stardust goes to the floor. Ryder tags in.
Ryder with clotheslines and he hits a running clothesline into the corner. Ryder with a missile drop kick and then he sets for the running forearm and he connects. Ryder with the Broski Boot and he gets a near fall. Breeze tries to interfere but he misses Ryder. Ryder sends Breeze over the top rope but Stardust is able to hit a reverse DDT and both men are down.
Breeze tags in and he tries to suplex Ryder but Ryder lands on his feet and Ryder with a neck breaker for a near fall. Stardust pulls Breeze into his corner to make the tag. Ryder gets his knees up for Stardust. Neville tags in and Ryder goes to the floor and he takes care of Breeze. Neville with a super kick and then he goes up top for the Red Arrow and the three count.
Winners: Neville and Zack Ryder
We go to commercial.
We are back and Summer Rae has something to say before her match with Paige. Summer points out that while these little Divas were out here revolutionizing the Divas Division, she was out here beating them all. Summer says your little Goth Goddess, lost to her on Monday night.
Paige says she got one win and congratulations. It was on a former NXT Women’s Champion and a two time Divas Champion. She tells Summer she didn’t have to dance to do that.
Summer goes after Paige and the referee has to separate them. Paige does some dancing before the bell rings.
Match Number Two: Paige versus Summer Rae
Paige with a take down and punches. Paige forces Summer to the floor and Summer starts to go towards the back while Paige dances in the ring. Paige attacks Summer from behind and Summer lands on the entrance ramp. Paige sends Summer back into the ring and Paige with a thrust kick. Paige tries to trip Summer but Summer rolls over Paige. Paige with a rollup for a near fall. Summer with a spinning leg lariat for a near fall.
Summer kicks Paige in the back a few times and then Summer does a split and gets a near fall. Summer chokes Paige in the ropes. Summer decides to choke Paige with her boot. Summer tosses Paige across the ring by the hair. Summer with a cobra clutch and she pulls Paige to the mat by the hair. Summer gets a near fall.
Summer returns to the reverse chin lock. Summer pulls Paige back to the mat by the hair and she gets a near fall. Paige punches Summer and Summer sends Paige face first into the mat. Summer with an Irish whip but Paige moves. Paige with a series of kicks followed by a running knee in the corner and a running knee in the center of the ring for a near fall.
Summer with a kick but Paige blocks a spinning leg lariat. Paige with a thrust kick and she applies the PTO and Summer taps out.
Winner: Paige
We go to commercial with the Social Outcasts walking in the back.
We are back and the Social Outcasts make their way to the ring.
Heath Slater starts things off and he says he does not understand how at Fastlane are they going to leave out the Social Outcasts. It is because of the New Day. Curtis says the New Day isn’t defending the tag titles against them or anyone else.
Rose says they are not defending the titles against The Dudleys, the Usos, or RadWolf. Curtis is confused by the name RadWolf and Slater says he thinks he knows what Rose is saying. He says it is the Radical Mongoose and the Crimson Werewolf.
Adam says they are not defending against the Lucha Dragons, the Ascensions, or the MadHappy Connection. Curtis wants to know what Rose means by that. Slater says he gets it. Mad is Axel and Happy is Bo.
Bo says he calls them the Super . . .
The New Day interrupt and they make their way onto the stage.
Big E tells the Bustas that nobody cares about what you are called because each and every one of you are BOOTY.
Bo and Slater tell The New Day they are A Booty.
Big E tells them not to add an article. Big E asks them if they ever attended an English class.
Xavier laughs at the fact that these guys are going to tell them what to do. Xavier asks, pray tell, is your gold. He points out that they are the WWE World Tag Team Champions. Xavier asks them if they know what it feels like to be a champion.
Kofi asks if a baby tells an adult how to talk and walk? Oh no. Does a caterpillar tell a butterfly how to fly? Oh no. Does a gecko tell Godzilla how to obliterate downtown Tokyo? They think not.
Slater says they are not babies, they are not caterpillars, or whatever else you said they aren’t. He says they are the Radical Mongoose, the Axe Man, the Crimson Werewolf, and the Happiest Man on the Planet. Slater says they are now trending.
The New Day accepts the challenge and Big E tells Bo he is a baby.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Three: Curtis Axel, Heath Slater, and Adam Rose (with Bo Dallas) versus Big E, Kofi Kingston, and Xavier Woods
Kofi and Slater start things off. They lock up and Kofi with a waist lock. Kofi with a wrist lock and Slater with a reversal. Kofi with a reversal of his own and a leg sweep followed by a splash for a near fall. The New Day celebrate in their corner. Slater, Rose, and Axel huddle up and they jump around.
Kofi with a side head lock and Woods tags in and he punches Slater in the midsection. Slater with a top wrist lock and then Slater with a shoulder tackle. Slater sends Woods into the turnbuckles and he kicks Woods. Axel tags in and kicks Woods some more. Axel with a drop kick and then he sends Woods back into the corner. Rose tags in and he kick and punches Woods.
Woods with a forearm but Rose with a punch. Woods with forearms but Rose runs Woods into the corner. Slater tags in and he kicks Woods in the corner. Slater tags Rose back in and Slater with an Irish whip. Rose with clotheslines in the corner. Axel with a running elbow. Slater with a Harley Race high knee to Woods. Rose and Axel with forearms and they go to the floor.
It is time for the Bo Train but as they get halfway around the ring, things suddenly go into slow motion.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Woods with forearms to Rose. Woods with a chop in the corner followed by a forearm and chop. Woods with an Irish whip but he leaps into boots from Rose. Woods with a forearm and Big E tags in. Big E with snake eyes and Woods and Kofi with stereo enzuigiris and Kofi gets a near fall. Kofi with kicks to Rose.
Big E tags in and he kicks Rose. Woods tags in and he kicks Rose. Kofi tags back in. Big E tags in and kicks Rose. Kofi tags in and Woods gets Francesca 2 for the Irish whip and drop kick. It is time to dance and Big E shows his butt for Bo. Kofi with a million dollar dream to Rose.
Rose with punches but Kofi pulls Rose down by the hair. Kofi chokes Rose in the ropes and tags in Woods who hits a drop kick to the back. Woods gets a near fall. Woods chokes Rose in the ropes and Big E tags in. Big E sets for the splash on the apron but Rose moves. Kofi pulls Big E back into the ring to tag in Woods. Woods knocks Slater off the apron and Rose with a spinebuster.
Kofi and Axel tag in and Axel with clotheslines to Kofi. Kofi with boots to Axel but Axel moves when Kofi goes for a cross body. Axel with a kick and Son of Perfectplex for a near fall. Rose send Woods to the floor. Big E sends Rose to the floor. Slater sends Big E to the floor but Kofi with Trouble in Paradise to send Slater to the floor.
Woods tags in and he sets for a double team move but Bo gets on the apron. Rose takes care of Kofi and Axel with a rollup but Woods rolls through and gets the three count.
Winners: Kofi Kingston, Big E, and Xavier Woods
We go to credits.
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