Adam Rose interrupts his introduction and he says that the people do not deserve that music. He tells the morons to hush and then he tells the idiots to be quiet. Adam says he is disappointed in all of you. He says he gave you happiness and joy. He gave you party time all the time and you spat in his face. If there is one person, one man who understands being unappreciated it is this man . . . Bradley Maddox.
Brad comes out and he says the last time he was in this building he was fired as the GM of Raw. He dyed his hair blonde because he was having an identity crisis. They dress in black because they are angry pissed off emos. At least their colors aren’t University of Tennessee puke orange.
Match Number One: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso versus Brad Maddox and Adam Rose
Jimmy and Maddox start things off. Maddox with a waist lock and Jimmy gets away. Maddox pushes Jimmy and Jimmy with an uppercut and rollup for a near fall. Jey tags in and he goes up top for a double sledge to the arm. Jey with a wrist lock and Maddox backs Jey into the corner and he punches Jey. Maddox with an Irish whip but Jey slides into the corner and Jey with an uppercut. Jey clotheslines Maddox over the top rope to the floor. Rose comes off the turnbuckles but he misses and then Jimmy and Jey clothesline Rose over the top rope to the floor. Jimmy and Jey tease planchas but Rose and Maddox move out of the way.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Jey with an arm bar on Maddox. Maddox with a forearm and Jey is down. Maddox with a kick to Jey followed by a punch and side head lock. Maddox with a shoulder tackle. Jey with a hip toss and he tags in Jimmy. Jimmy with a chop and an arm bar. Rose makes the blind tag and Maddox with a kick and Jimmy with a punch. Rose hits Jimmy from behind and Rose and Maddox double team Jimmy until Rose pulls Maddox off Jimmy.
Rose with kicks and he tags Maddox back in. Maddox punches Jimmy while Rose has Jimmy in a chin lock. Rose kicks Jimmy and the referee turns around in time to see it so he warns Rose. Maddox chokes Jimmy and the referee warns Maddox again. Rose tags in and he kicks Jimmy and chops him. Jimmy with chops. Rose with a kick in the corner.
Rose with an elbow to the back of the head and a punch to Jimmy before he tags Maddox back in. Maddox holds Jimmy for Rose to kick him in the chest and Maddox gets a near fall. Maddox chokes Jimmy in the corner and the referee warns him. Maddox with more forearms. Maddox goes for a leap into the corner and Maddox lands on his rear end when Jimmy moves. Jey and Rose tag in and Jey with clotheslines and a thrust kick followed by an uppercut and Samoan drop.
Jey sets for the running butt splash into the corner and he gets a near fall when Maddox breaks it up. Jimmy with a super kick to Maddox and then they hit a double super kick on Rose. Jimmy tags in and he goes up top for a Superfly splash and the three count.
Winners: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso
Tom talks about the main event with Titus O’Neil and Heath Slater. We see Titus O’Neil as the keynote speaker at a Navy Seal event in Florida.
JoJo is in the interview area with Darren Young and Titus O’Neil. JoJo asks Titus about his match with Heath Slater. Titus says they are not going to waste time talking about the One Man Band. Darren says that Heath talks and talks and has diarrhea of the mouth.
Titus says the One Man Band will become the One Man Body Cast. Darren tells JoJo that Titus is going to mollywop Heath Slater.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Naomi (with Tamina Snuka and Sasha Banks) versus Alicia Fox (with Brie Bella )
They lock up and Alicia with a side head lock take down. Naomi with a head scissors and Alicia escapes. They lock up and Naomi with a side head lock take down and Alicia with a head scissors and Naomi escapes. They lock up again and Alicia with a wrist lock. Alicia with an Irsih whip and Naomi floats over. Naomi with a monkey flip and Alicia lands on her feet. Naomi takes Alicia down and gets a near fall.
Naomi with a key lock into a wrist lock. Alicia with a reversal and Naomi with a leg sweep and a kick to Alicia. Alicia with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker for a near fall. Naomi goes to the floor and she discusses strategy.
Naomi with a round kick and knee on the apron and Naomi gets a near fall. Naomi with a kick to the back. Naomi sends Alicia into the turnbuckles and kicks Alicia. Naomi chokes Alicia in the ropes. Naomi with a snap mare and reverse chin lock. Alicia with an elbow and a head scissors take down. Naomi uses her rear end to stop Alicia and she kicks Alicia to the mat. Naomi with a rana and she gets a near fall.
Naomi with a kick to the midsection and she chokes Alicia in the ropes. Alicia with punches and then each woman goes for the hair take down and both are down. Alicia with drop kicks and Naomi with an Irish whip. Alicia floats over and tries for a sunset flip but then hits a modified head scissors driver for a near fall. Sasha distracts Alicia and so does Tamina. Naomi with a modified Koji Clutch and Alicia taps out.
Winner: Naomi
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at the Undertaker, Kane, and Wyatt Family situation that will culminate with a tag match at Survivor Series.
Match Number Three: Titus O’Neil versus Heath Slater
They lock up and Slater with a side head lock and Titus sends Slater into the corner. Slater with a forearm to the back and a chop but Titus wonders why Slater is doing that. Titus blocks a kick and sends Slater face first to the mat. Titus with a chop to Slater in the corner. Slater does not want any more from Titus. Titus blocks another kick and he pushes Slater into the corner and he chops Heath again.
Heath wants to know why Titus is doing that. Slater runs into a shoulder from Titus and Titus barks. Slater goes to the floor and then he tries to attack Titus when he wasn’t looking but Slater sees Titus looking at him and Slater goes to the floor and we go to commercial.
We are back and Titus with an arm bar and then he chops Titus. Titus with an Irish whip and Slater tries to float over and he rakes Titus’ eyes and Slater with a jumping side kick. Slater with a forearm to the back and kicks. Slater with forearms from the floor. Slater chops Titus and then returns to the ring and kicks Titus in the leg. Slater chokes Titus in the corner.
Titus with chops in the corner followed by an Irish whip but Titus runs into a boot from Slater and Slater gets a near fall. Slater with another near fall. Slater with a forearm to the back and then he pulls at the face. Slater with a DDT and he gets a near fall. Slater with a reverse chin lock.
Slater with a front face lock and Titus gets back to his feet. Titus picks up Slater and sends him face first to the mat. Titus with a forearm and shoulder tackles. Slater with a kick but Titus with a boot to the chest and Titus with a bark followed by a running shoulder into the corner. Titus with a pump handle slam and he gets a near fall. Slater with a boot and he goes up top.
Titus catches Slater coming off the turnbuckles and then hits Clash of the Titus for the three count.
Winner: Titus O’Neil
We go to credits.
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