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WWE RAW REPORT: DID SETH ROLLINS EXPERIENCE A MOMENT OF ZEN?; DOES JOHN CENA GET TO FACE RUSEV?; WHAT DOES PAUL HEYMAN HAVE AGAINST MICROPHONES?; WAS MIZ 'UP' FOR HIS COMMERCIAL?; AND MORE

By Richard Trionfo on 2015-03-02 23:04:56
We are in Newark, New Jersey and your announcers are Michael Cole, John Layfield, and Booker T.

Seth Rollins makes his way to the ring and he is accompanied by Joey Mercury, Jamie Noble, and his briefcase.

We see Seth Rollins interrupting the Daily Show last week.

Seth says that he has just received word that New Jersey’s own Jon Stewart has wrapped up his comedy show and he is on his way to Raw to confront him. He tells Jon that he knows he is watching. If you are not on your way to get down on your knees to beg forgiveness, you should turn around and not show up. Seth says that he is not some comedy foil. This is not a Jerry Lawler/Andy Kaufman situation.

Seth says that he is going to show everyone that he can do his job better than Stewart can. He is the future of the WWE, he is Mr. Money in the Bank, and he is the shining jewel of the Authority. Every person in the crowd paid to see Seth Rollins because they do not hand out free tickets like they do for The Daily Show.

Roman Reigns interrupts Seth and says that he wants to hear everyone tell Seth that he sucks live.

Seth says that before he was so rudely interrupted, that he is worth more than Michael Jordan. He can out work everybody. He can out-talk Jon Stewart, he can out rap Wiz Kalifa, and he can out eat Mark Henry. Since you are out here, he can outwrestle you.

Seth, not Roman, is going to be the next WWE Champion. Seth stops Roman from saying he is going to be the next WWE Champion. Jersey agrees with him because you cannot beat Brock Lesnar. Seth says that he has been in the ring with Brock and with you. Brock is a near indestructible force. Seth says that he can beat Brock Lesnar and he can beat you.

Roman asks Seth if he can beat Brock Lesnar. Last time he checked, you had a chance at the Royal Rumble, but you couldn’t get the job done. He wants to know if Seth is man enough to cash in the contract and beat him and Brock Lesnar in a Triple Threat match in the main event of Wrestlemania?

Seth says that he could do that . . . or he can wait until you and Brock tear each other to pieces and then maybe he can cash in on whoever is left standing. Or maybe he can wait until the night after Wrestlemania when the entire world watches the fallout of Wrestlemania. Maybe he can bide his time and cash in when the champ least expects it.

Roman says that he can punch Seth in his mouth.

Rollins pushes Reigns and Reigns punches Rollins and then he hits a Superman punch on Noble and a spear to Mercury.

Dean Ambrose walks in the back and he has the Intercontinental Title belt and he is going to face Wade Barrett when we come back from commercial.

We are back and Seth says he forgot how hard Roman hits and then he wants to know where Jamie and Joey were.

Randy Orton appears and he tells Seth that . . . was embarrassing. Where was Seth’s crack security team? They shouldn’t have let Roman within ten feet of Seth. He agrees with what Seth said. Randy says if that happened to him, he would go to the Authority and demand a one on one match against Roman Reigns to prove that not only could he out talk Jon Stewart but he can outwrestle Roman Reigns.

Seth says that he can outwrestle anyone on the roster and he will take care of this himself.

We see ladders on the stage and R Truth has joined the announce table.

Match Number One: Dean Ambrose versus Wade Barrett in a Non Title Match

Dean holds the title belt as the bell rings and he puts it in the corner and then Ambrose punches Barrett and kicks him in the corner. Ambrose apologizes to the referee for breaking the rules but Barrett with punches and kicks. Barrett with a snap mare and he gets a near fall. Barrett misses a knee drop and Ambrose with a kick and chop.

Ambrose with more chops to Barrett. Ambrose with a forearm and a snap elbow drop and a boot to the midsection. Ambrose sets for the Regal Stretch but he just rakes the eyes and he connects with crossfaces. Barrett punches Ambrose in the corner but Ambrose with an Irish whip and splash followed by a bulldog. Ambrose goes up top but Barrett crotches Ambrose.

Barrett gets a near fall. Barrett puts Ambrose in the ropes and connects with knees and then he hits a running boot that sends Ambrose to the floor. Barrett picks up the title belt and he points to the Wrestlemania sign as we go to commercial.

We are back and Barrett with a reverse chin lock, but his belt is in the corner again. Ambrose gets to his feet and he punches Barrett. Barrett with a back elbow and Ambrose falls to the floor. Barrett goes to the floor and he connects with a boot to the head. Barrett sends Ambrose back in and then Barrett has something to say to Truth before he gets into the ring. Barrett calls Truth a thief and Truth denies the allegations.

Ambrose with a suicide dive onto Barrett and then he clotheslines Barrett over the top rope to the floor. Ambrose with an elbow off the apron. Truth sneaks up to the title belt and he hides it in his jacket, just like last week. Ambrose with punches, chops, and head buts. Ambrose with a Sting punch/chop combo but Barrett with a Blackpool Slam.

Luke Harper stands behind Truth and Luke has his hands out and he gives the title belt to Luke.

Barrett sets for the Bullhammer but he sees Harper walking with the title belt. Ambrose with a kick and double underhook DDT for the three count.

Winner: Dean Ambrose

After the match, Dean looks for the title belt that is not his because he is not the champion.

Ambrose wants to know from Truth where the belt went. Truth shows Ambrose he doesn’t have the belt.

It is time to take a look back at Sandow’s commercial from Smackdown.

We see a lot of wrestlers in the back and Miz tries to get everyone to be quiet. He says that he has gathered everyone for the world premiere of his new commercial. Sandow tells Miz that he might want to screen this commercial. Miz will not listen to Sandow’s warning.

We see the commercial and it is for an Erectile Dysfunction pill called ‘Niagra’

Miz is shocked while everyone laughs at Miz.

Miz says that Sandow set this up and he has been jealous of him. Miz says that Sandow would be nothing without him. Miz calls Sandow an ungrateful nobody and he slaps Sandow.

Miz wants to know what Sandow has to say for himself and Sandow says that he is sorry.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Bray Wyatt makes his way to the ring and he has a large casket with him.

Bray says that wicked feeling is in the air again. Can you feel it? Bray asks what is truly left of the mighty Undertaker? Is he capable of striking the hearts of man or has time ripped him apart? C’mon Undertaker. Come Out Come Out wherever you are. Wrestlemania approaches and he tells Undertaker he has something he will like. He built it just for you.

Where are you Undertaker? Instead of being out there in appreciation, you torture and mock me with all of this silence. He understands the apprehension, but you have to know that everything comes at a price.

Bray has a container of something that is probably gasoline and he talks about his interest in fire. It has no prejudice or feeling. It only destroys whatever is in its path . . . just like him.

He would walk through the fires of hell to see your face. No one can hide from him. Everything burns where he comes from. You will burn too . . . Dead Man.

Bray sets the casket on fire and we go to commercial.

Match Number Two: Tyson Kidd, Cesaro, and Natalya versus Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, and Naomi

Kidd and Jey start things off and Kidd with a kick and punches. Kidd with a forearm but Jey with an uppercut and chop. Jey with an uppercut. Cesaro tags in and Kidd with a drop toe hold while Cesaro hits a knee to the head. Cesaro gets a near fall. Cesaro with a European uppercut. Jey with an Irish whip and Samoan drop. Jey sets for the running butt splash but Cesaro goes to the floor. Naomi tags in but Jey with a plancha onto Cesaro.

Naomi with a round kick to Natalya for a near fall. Natalya misses a discus lariat and Naomi with a super kick. Natalya reinjures her leg when she floats over and Naomi does not believe her and she gets a near fall.

Kidd tags back in and Jimmy with clotheslines but he misses an enzuigiri. Kidd with a back heel kick and Irish whip but he runs into an uppercut. Jey is tagged in and they try for a double super kick and Kidd tags in Natalya. Natalya wants to know why Tyson tagged her in and Naomi with a rollup for the three count.

Winners: Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, and Naomi

After the match, Natalya yells at Tyson and Cesaro tries to be neutral in the situation. Tyson hugs Natalya to apologize.

We go to commercial.

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