We are in Norfolk, Virginia and your announcers are Michael Cole, John Layfield, and Booker T.
Edge and Christian make their way to the ring and they seem to be okay after their brutal attack from last night.
Christian says he always wanted to do the Chimmel introduction for Edge and he does it. Edge says that we don’t need Chimmel any more.
Edge says after everything that happened on Raw, he couldn’t sleep last night because he was seeing Seth Rollins with his foot above his head. Edge says that they are here tonight because they have a crack team of lawyers. If anything happens to them, guess who owns the WWE.
Christian says they are like everyone else where The Authority will be back in charge on Monday night, but they always try to look at the positives. They are in charge of Smackdown on Friday and Main Event tonight.
Edge says that there will be a special edition of the Cutting Edge Peep Show.
Edge says he would never do Christian wrong, but Christian has a few examples.
Edge brings out Adam Rose as tonight’s guest.
Christian welcomes Adam to the Cutting Edge Peep Show. He says that it looks like Adam hasn’t taken a shower in months. He wants to know what the deal is.
Edge wants to know how they got Edge’s stunt double. Edge asks Adam what is it that he is sucking on, but Christian says that Rose sucks.
Rose says that he sucks on lollipops. He mentions the flavors of lollipops he sucks on.
Edge asks about the Exotic Express. Christian says that there is a long history of ‘expresses’ in the WWE like the US Express, the Midnight Express, the Rock and Roll Express, the New Midnight Express, the Orient Express, and the Lex Express.
Edge wants to know where is the bunny. Christian wants to know where the wasckally wabbit is.
Rose says that they turned from partiers to lemons right before his eyes. Two weeks ago on Raw, he did what he should have done a long time ago, he put that bunny down for good. The bunny does not deserve to be on the Exotic Express any more. Neither do Edge and Christian.
Rose says that when he says ‘Party time, all the time’ he is talking about his Rosebuds.
Edge says that when you talk about parties with bunnies, you have nothing on the Attitude Era.
Rose says the Rosebuds do whatever he wants.
Edge says that he wants to do a five second pose with the Rosebuds, but not with Adam.
Rose says that they will do what he says.
Edge says that they will do what the WWE Universe wants.
Rose tells the Rosebuds to leave with him, but they stay in the ring.
It is time for those with the benefit of Flash Photography . . . a Five Second Pose.
We take a look at Charlotte in a video package since she will be facing Sasha Banks.
Match Number One: Sasha Banks versus Charlotte in a Non Title Match
Sasha pushes Charlotte and Charlotte pushes back and hits a shoulder tackle before letting out a wooo. Sasha flips over Charlotte but Charlotte with an STO and rollup for a near fall. Charlotte with a kick and chop for a near fall. Sasha with an Irish whip but Charlotte with a boot. Sasha puts Charlotte in the ropes and then hits a double knee drop to the midsection while Charlotte hangs on the middle rope and Sasha gets a near fall.
Sasha sends Charlotte into the turnbuckles and she chokes Charlotte. Sasha with forearms to the back followed by a snap mare and a Flair strut before she kicks Charlotte and gets a near fall. Sasha with a cross arm lungblower and then she stretches Charlotte with her boot in Charlotte’s back.
Charlotte escapes the hold and hits a spinning side slam. Charlotte with forearms and clotheslines followed by a chop that sends Sasha to the mat. Sasha lands on her feet on a suplex attempt but Charlotte holds on for a neck breaker. Charlotte kicks Sasha and then she goes up top for a moonsault but Sasha moves. Charlotte lands on her feet and she hits a flip senton for a near fall.
Sasha sends Charlotte into the turnbuckles and she hits a cross arm neck breaker for a near fall. Sasha picks up Charlotte and connects with knees to the midsection. Sasha goes for a wheelbarrow move but Charlotte with a front driver into Natural Selection for the three count.
Winner: Charlotte
Santino Marella is in the back for his New Year’s Eve’s Party. He is complaining about how no one wants to party because the Authority is back. He tells the Cobra not to kiss him at midnight.
Erick Rowan stops by and asks where is the party. Santino gives a half hearted toot of a noise maker.
We go to commercial.
Titus O’Neil says that he doesn’t make New Year’s Resolutions, he makes guarantees. 2015 will be the Year of the Gator. Gator’s don’t bark, but they bite.
Match Number Two: Justin Gabriel versus Titus O’Neil
Gabriel with a kick to the leg and he avoids Titus and kicks him again. Gabriel with more punches and he floats over Titus and kicks and punches him more. Titus with a forearm and he pushes Gabriel down. Gabriel with a drop kick and Titus goes to the floor. Gabriel with a kick to the head and he connects with another kick from the apron but Titus with a clothesline and Gabriel falls to the floor.
Gabriel is sent back into the ring and Titus with a clothesline and he barks. Titus gets a near fall. Titus with a quarter nelson and chin lock. Titus with two back breakers and then he tosses Gabriel over his head and gets a near fall. Titus with a forearm across the chest and he returns to the quarter nelson and chin lock. Titus sends Gabriel into the corner and he kicks and punches Gabriel.
Gabriel moves when Titus charges into the corner. Gabriel with a kick and he hits a double stomp from the turnbuckles. Gabriel goes to the apron and he hits a springboard drop kick for a near fall. Gabriel goes up top for the 450 splash but Titus with a boot and he crotches Gabriel. Titus with Clash of the Titus for the three count.
Winner: Titus O’Neil
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time to see the Decision starring Daniel Bryan.
The party is in full swing but it is only Erick and Santino . . . until R Truth arrives and we have an awkward standing around moment. Truth decides to leave and that means more hijinks from Erick and Santino.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we are told that Edge and Christian have filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit over what happened last night and they will talk about it on Smackdown.
Match Number Three: Goldust and Stardust versus Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso in a Non Title Match
Jey and Goldust start things off and they lock up. Goldust with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Goldust with a reverse atomic drop but Jey with an uppercut for a near fall. Jimmy tags in and he goes up top and hits a double sledge to the arm and he gets a near fall. Goldust with a knee and forearm before tagging in Stardust and he hits a double sledge from the turnbuckles.
Stardust with a cartwheel before going to punch Stardust but Jimmy with a chop. Stardust with a waist lock but Jimmy with a standing switch. Jimmy with a leg lariat for a near fall. Jey tags in and he hits a running forearm into the corner and he slams Stardust and gets a near fall. Jimmy tags in and he works on the arm but Stardust blocks a punch. Jimmy with a chop but Stardust with punches in the corner.
Jey blocks the impact in the corner and Jimmy with a clothesline out of the corner. Jimmy with a chop and Goldust tries to protect Stardust but Stardust with a reversal and Jimmy kicks Goldust to the floor. Stardust is sent to the floor by Jimmy and we go to commercial.
We are back and Stardust tags in and he kicks Jimmy and connects with a forearm to the back and punches him. Jimmy with a head butt and chop. Stardust goes to the floor and Jimmy gets on the ringside barrier but Stardust with Beautiful Disaster off the steps. Jey checks on his brother while the referee starts his count.
Jimmy gets back into the ring before the ten count and he kicks Jimmy before tagging in Goldust. Stardust with a kick followed by elbow drops from Goldust and a back rake and punch. Goldust puts Jimmy in the turnbuckles and he rakes the back again. Stardust gets a near fall and then he stomps on the chest and kicks Jimmy. Stardust stomps on Jimmy’s leg and he applies a reverse chin lock.
Stardust turns Jimmy away from his corner and Jimmy with a jaw breaker. Stardust with a punch and drop down kick to Jimmy. Goldust tags in and he gets a near fall. Goldust with a reverse chin lock. Jimmy with elbows and punches followed by a chop. Jimmy misses a dragon whip when Goldust ducks and Goldust gets a near fall.
Goldust kicks Jimmy and chokes him with his boot while the referee warns him. Jimmy with a punch and chop but Goldust with a kick. Jimmy with a punch. Goldust with a spinebuster and Stardust tags in and he goes up top and dedicates this to Booker. Jimmy punches Stardust in the midsection as he comes off the turnbuckles.
Jey and Goldust tag in and Jey with a clotheslines and a super kick after sending Stardust to the floor. Jey with a punch and Samoan drop. Jey sets for the running butt splash into the corner but Stardust gets in the way. Stardust with a super kick and splash to Stardust. Goldust with a power slam for a near fall. Jimmy sends Stardust to the floor and he sets for a plancha but Stardust moves. Goldust clotheslines Jimmy to the floor.
Jey with a rollup for a near fall. Stardust accidentally hits Goldust with the springboard round kick and then Jey sends Stardust to the floor. Jimmy tags in and hits the Superfly Splash for the three count.
Winners: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso
We go to credits.
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