We are in Detroit, Michigan and your announcers are John ‘Gordie Howe Hat Tricks on Friday Night’ Layfield, Josh ‘Bob Beattie’ Mathews, and Michael ‘Norris Division Hockey’ Cole.
Before our first match, Ryback says that he knew that John Cena was hurt on Monday night. That was why he could not tag with John Cena against The Shield. He is not John Cena’s keeper. John chose to put himself in the match against the Shield and he put himself at risk to further injury.
Afterwards, John was hobbling around like a weak, weak, pathetic animal. In the law of the jungle, the weak gets eaten by the stronger. Ryback rules.
Match Number One: Daniel Bryan versus Ryback
Bryan with a kick to the leg. Bryan avoids a clothesline and connects with a kick to the leg. Bryan continues to avoid Ryback but Ryback finally corners Bryan but Bryan escapes and he kicks Ryback. Ryback with a kick and forearm to the back. Bryan with a kick to the chest and legs.
Ryback backs Bryan into the corner and he continues with shoulders to the midsection. Ryback with chops to Bryan followed by punches. Ryback with a slam and he says that he rules. Bryan with more kicks to the leg but Ryback with punches to the head. Ryback sends Bryan through the ropes to the floor but Bryan gets back in first and he connects with a baseball slide and then he hits a suicide dive onto Ryback.
Bryan returns to the ring and he waits for Ryback to get back into the ring. Bryan with a kick to the leg but Ryback with knees in the corner. Ryback gets Bryan up for a power slam but Bryan escapes and he kicks Ryback. Ryback blocks a kick and he takes Bryan to the mat.
Ryback gets Bryan up for a jackhammer but Bryan with knees to get back to his feet and then he kicks Ryback. Ryback presses Bryan and slams him to the floor. We go to commercial.
We are back and Ryback biels Bryan across the ring by the beard. Ryback with a punch to Bryan on the apron. Ryback with more punches but Bryan with a shoulder and he goes for a sunset flip but Ryback does not go over and he slams Bryan’s head into the mat. Ryback with more shoulders in the corner.
Ryback runs into a boot and Bryan comes off the turnbuckles but Ryback catches him. Ryback with a power slam for a near fall. Bryan with kicks as he avoids punches from Ryback. Bryan gets Ryback to his knees but Ryback with a Thesz Press but Bryan rolls through and applies the Maple Leaf. Ryback struggles to get to the ropes but Ryback is able to kick Bryan away. Bryan with another series of kicks to the leg followed by a flying clothesline and a running drop kick into the corner.
Bryan with kicks to the leg and then he wraps the leg in the ropes. Bryan with a drop kick to the leg. Bryan with another running drop kick. Bryan goes up top for a missile drop kick and he connects. Bryan gets a near fall. Bryan with kicks to the ribs but he has a round kick blocked and both men go over the top rope to the floor.
Bryan goes to the apron for the running knee but Ryback catches Bryan and runs him into the ring post. Ryback sends Bryan back into the ring and Ryback picks Bryan up from the mat and hits a power bomb. Bryan kicks Ryback in the head but Ryback picks up Bryan for another power bomb.
Ryback sets for the lariat and he connects. Ryback says that it is over and he gets Bryan up for the marching muscle buster and he connects and gets the three count.
Winner: Ryback
It is time to talk about the World Title situation and the Triple Threat Match that gave us the ladder match at Extreme Rules.
Renee Young is in the interview area with Ricardo Rodriguez. She asks Ricardo about his match against Zeb Colter tonight. Ricardo speaks in Spanish and then he kisses Renee. Alberto stops by and he tells Ricardo to relax and get a hold of himself. They need to get ready.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Zack Ryder versus Fandango (with Summer ‘Not Close to Sue’ Rae)
Fandango with knees but Ryder with a hip toss and drop toe hold. Ryder gets a near fall. Ryder misses a drop kick and Fandango kicks Ryder in the head. Fandango puts Ryder in the ropes and he connects with forearms to the back and then he goes to the floor for a sliding round kick and he gets a near fall. Ryder sends Fandango face first into the mat.
Ryder with knees to Fandango in the corner and Ryder with a missile drop kick and a running forearm into the corner. Ryder hits the Broski Boot and he gets a near fall. Ryder sets for the Rough Ryder but Fandango with a hot shot and then he hits a side Russian leg sweep and then he goes up top for the Fandangobama Jam and the three count.
Winner: Fandango
Kaitlyn is walking in the back with flowers . Natalya and Khali ask Kaitlyn about her secret admirer. Kaitlyn says that it is super cheesy but she is into it. Kaitlyn says that she wants to find out who it is. Natalya says that Khali always has great advice. Khali tells Kaitlyn to take a few deep breaths and then he says that if she wants any other advice to talk to him.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time to take a look back at John Cena making a number of wishes on Monday through Make A Wish Foundation.
Renee Young is in the interview area with Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter. Renee asks Zeb about getting revenge for his loss. Zeb calls Renee ‘Rhonda’ and she says that as a part of the lamestream media that they twist and distort the facts. Zeb says that he had a 102 temperature and vertigo, but he went to work like any Real American.
The people on Twitter were calling his performance inspiring. What hurt him most is that his victory was awarded to an illegal immigrant who snuck across our border. Ricardo is guilty of theft and he could go to the police about this. He will do this himself. He will rectify this situation. There will be no taint on his victory because Real Americans play fair.
We have some guests at the announce table. Dolph Ziggler, AJ Lee, and Big E Langston are joining John, Michael, and Josh.
Match Number Three: Ricardo Rodriguez (with Alberto Del Rio) versus Zeb Colter (with Jack Swagger)
Colter pushes and slaps Ricardo but Ricardo grabs Colter by the mustache and he stomps on the foot and hand. Ricardo rides Zeb like a government mule and then Zeb with a rake of the eyes. Colter punches Ricardo and then he says something to Alberto.
Zeb with another punch to Ricardo. Colter says something to Del Rio but he turns around and punches Colter. Ricardo with a savate kick or two to Colter. Del Rio tells Ricardo to go for the knee into the corner but Swagger interferes and he clotheslines Ricardo. The referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Ricardo Rodriguez (by disqualification)
After the match, Ricardo and Alberto fight in the ring. Alberto clotheslines Jack over the top rope and then Zeb leaves the ring. Teddy Long’s music plays and since he is the assistant to Booker T, he has the power to take the four men in the ring and make a tag match out of things.
Match Number Four: Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez versus Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger
The match is joined in progress and Colter punches Ricardo while the referee deals with Alberto and Jack. Jack with an Irish whip but he misses a charge into the corner when Ricardo floats over. Alberto and Jack tag in and Del Rio with two clotheslines and a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Del Rio with punches to the kidney but Swagger with an elbow. Del Rio with an arm breaker and he applies the cross arm breaker and Ziggler and Langston attack Del Rio and Swagger.
No Contest
After the match, Ziggler and Langston attack Swagger and Del Rio.
Teddy Long comes out again and he has decided that there are not enough teams in this match so he has made this a Triple Threat Tag Match.
Match Number Five: Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez versus Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger versus Big E Langston and Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler and Del Rio start and Del Rio with punches and a snap mare. Del Rio with a kick to the back and he gets a near fall. Ricardo tags in and he kicks Ziggler in the chest and gets a near fall. Ricardo with a sliding kick to the head and he tags in Del Rio, who kicks Ziggler in the shoulder and gets a near fall.
Ziggler with a kick to the knee and a drop kick. Langston tags in and he punches Del Rio followed by a belly-to-belly suplex. Langston runs Del Rio into the corner and he connects with a shoulder into the corner. Ziggler tags back in and he punches Del Rio. Ziggler with a Stinger Splash for a near fall.
Langston runs Del Rio into the turnbuckles again and hits another running shoulder to the midsection. Ziggler misses the Stinger Splash after tagging in. Del Rio with a super kick but Swagger tries to interfere and Del Rio with a lungblower to Swagger. Del Rio knocks Colter off the apron. Del Rio drops down and Langston goes over the top rope to the floor. Del Rio clotheslines Ziggler over the top rope to the floor.
Del Rio goes after Colter but Ziggler hits Del Rio from behind and hits a DDT. Ricardo breaks up the cover. Ricardo battles with Ricardo but Ricardo runs into Langston and goes down. Swagger with a belly-to-belly slam to Langston. Del Rio with an enzuigiri to Swagger but Ziggler with a rollup for a near fall.
Del Rio applies the cross arm breaker and Ziggler tags out.
Winners: Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez
We go to commercial.
We hear something in the darkness and it sounds like someone is being attacked. Dean Ambrose says that it must break your heart when the champ becomes the chump. Seth says that there are times when the Phenom is not Phenom-enal. Roman says that they will take care of Taker’s brother.
Dean tells Kane that he is so misguided. Justice is not taking vengeance for your family. That is just vengeful pride. Justice is what they do every day. Justice is putting a foaming monster down.
Seth says that you can run all you want but sooner or later, it is going to catch up. They put his brother down and it could have been much worse. Kane will believe by the end of the night.
We see Daniel Bryan laying on the floor and they get in a final shot before the Shield leaves.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at the Triple H/Brock Lesnar feud.
The officials finally figure out where the Shield were when they attacked Daniel Bryan. The trainer stops by and they want to check him out in the trainer’s room.
Match Number Six: Randy Orton versus Damien Sandow
They lock up and Orton with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. They lock up again and Sandow with a side head lock. Orton with a reversal and shoulder tackle. Orton is sent into the turnbuckles by Sandow and Damien with kicks until the referee warns him. Sandow with punches. Sandow with a knee to the midsection followed by a snap mare and knee drop for a near fall. Sandow with a reverse chin lock.
Orton with punches but Sandow with a more effective punch. Sandow floats out of the corner but Orton with a clothesline out of the corner. Orton with another clothesline and he avoids one from Sandow. Orton with a power slam. Sandow goes to the apron and he sets for the IEDDT but Sandow gets into the ring and he puts Orton on the apron and Sandow drops Orton on the top rope.
Sandow with a running shoulder that knocks Orton off the apron and we go to commercial.
We are back and Sandow with a side head lock but Orton with a belly-to-back suplex. Sandow with a kick to the knee and a DDT for a near fall. Sandow with knees to the chest followed by the side Russian leg sweep. Sandow with the Elbow of Disdain and it connects. Sandow with a second one and he gets a near fall.
Sandow with a reverse chin lock but Orton with head butts and an uppercut. Orton with a drop kick to Sandow followed by a back body drop. Orton with an elbow and then Sandow rolls to the apron. Orton with the IEDDT and he looks around for the opportunity to twist into the mat and he punches the mat and hits the RKO for the three count.
Winner: Randy Orton
After the match, Big Show comes out and he has something to say to Randy. He says Orton must be the most amazing one on one competitor, but the problem is that Randy isn’t much of a team player. If Randy didn’t have such a big ego at Wrestlemania and would have let him make the tag, they might have beaten the Shield and Orton wouldn’t have been knocked out.
Sandow attacks Orton from behind and gives Orton Terminus.
Show laughs at what just happened to Orton and he says that was so funny. Show tells Orton that at Extreme Rules, there will be nothing funny about what he does to Randy.
Kane is in the back and Matt Striker asks for an update on Daniel Bryan’s condition. Kane says that he will make the Shield pay for what they did to Daniel. He will make them pay for what they did to his brother. He knows what he is getting into and he knows what will happen to him. They will get him down and they will try to make sure that he stays down. Kane vows to take down as many of them as he can. They are going on a journey to a place called hell.
We go to commercial.
We are back with the Raw Rebound.
It is time for the continuing Mark Henry recreates Tough Enough challenges and this time it is arm wrestling. Who will go Over the Top tonight? Josh Mathews is the host tonight. Mark Henry comes out first because that is what he do. Sheamus comes out second.
The referee explains the rules to the two participants. Mark wants Sheamus to wipe his hands because Mark knows that Sheamus is cheating because that is what he do. Mark backs off and stretches to get inside Sheamus’ head because that is what he do.
The referee starts things and they are even. Mark gets the early advantage but Sheamus fights back and they get back to even. Sheamus has the advantage but Mark goes over the top and he wins because that is what he do.
Sheamus takes the mic and he says that Mark had the stronger right arm, but he doesn’t believe that Mark has the stronger left. Sheamus wants one more try but with the left arm.
Mark says that he won and Sheamus lost so he leaves the ring but Sheamus says that if Mark walks away, it is because he is scared.
Mark wants Sheamus to call him scared again. Sheamus wants Mark to prove him wrong. Mark says that he will prove him wrong because that is what he do.
It is time for our second arm wrestling match and Sheamus is the one who pulls out early. They are ready to go and Sheamus punches Henry and then he hits a Brogue Kick.
We take a look at what The Shield did to the Undertaker.
Match Number Seven: Kane versus Dean Ambrose (with Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins)
Before the match starts, Kane enters the ring and The Shield scatters. Kane with a boot to Ambrose and then he knocks Reigns off the apron. Kane punches Rollins and sends him into the ringside barrier. Kane sends Reigns over the announce table and then he clotheslines Rollins into the crowd.
Kane remembers that he is facing Dean Ambrose, who is in the ring. Ambrose looks around while Kane enters the ring and the bell rings to star the match.
Kane with punches to Ambrose in the corner followed by an uppercut. Ambrose with punches and kicks to Ambrose and then he sends Dean to the floor. Kane hot shots Ambrose on the ringside barrier. Kane puts Ambrose over the apron and he punches Ambrose and follows with a boot to the head. Kane with a punch and he returns to the ring.
Kane backs Ambrose into the corner and he punches him. Kane with a short arm clothesline and an Irish whip but he runs into a boot. Ambrose goes to the turnbuckles but Kane with an uppercut that sends Ambrose over the top rope to the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Ambrose works on Kane’s ankle. Ambrose worked on the knee during the commercial break and that is Ambrose’s focus. Kane tries to kick Ambrose away while Dean works on the injured leg and Ambrose drives the leg into the mat. Kane with an uppercut but it does not have the same effect as earlier in the match.
Ambrose with punches and then he puts Kane’s injured leg in the ropes. Ambrose kicks Kane in the leg and then he climbs the turnbuckles and punches Kane. Ambrose with a running forearm into the corner. Ambrose goes to the floor and he wrings the leg into the ring post. Ambrose does it a second time. Ambrose wraps the legs around the ring post and the referee warns Ambrose.
Ambrose goes up top but Kane is able to grab Ambrose and he gives him a press slam. Kane punches Ambrose and he gives Dean a head butt. Kane with an Irish whip and clotheslines. Kane with a side slam and he gets a near fall.
Kane goes up top despite what Ambrose did to the leg earlier in the match and Kane hits the clothesline. Kane sets for the choke slam but Ambrose with a kick to the leg and he sets for a DDT but Kane counters and gives Ambrose a choke slam.
Kane does not go for the cover and he signals for the tombstone. Kane tries to get Ambrose up but Rollins gets on the apron and Kane with a boot that sends him into the announce table. Ambrose clotheslines Kane over the top rope to the floor but Kane pulls Ambrose out and he sends him into the announce table. Kane sends Reigns into the ring steps.
Kane returns to the ring and Ambrose with a kick to the knee and then he hits a head lock driver for the three count.
Winner: Dean Ambrose
After the match, Kane gets up and he wants more. Kane punches Rollins and then he takes care of Ambrose and Reigns. Ambrose grabs the leg but Kane is able to fight Reigns off momentarily.
Rollins, Ambrose, and Reigns make it a three front attack and they are too much for Kane. They work over Kane with punches and they take him to the mat. Ambrose and Rollins pick up Kane for the Cerberus Bomb, but Kane kicks Reigns away and he takes care of Ambrose and Rollins. Kane sets for a double choke slam but Reigns with a spear to Kane.
Rollins and Ambrose get Kane up for Reigns and they hit the Cerberus Bomb.
We go to credits.
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