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We are in Knoxville, Tennessee and your announcers are Michael ‘Pat Summit’ Cole, John ‘This isn’t Vanderbilt’ Layfield, and Josh ‘Why wasn’t there a dance contest on Tough Enough’ Mathews.
We begin with Meg dancing on the stage in front of the golden shower curtain. Fandango joins her and they dance their way to the ring for the first match.
After Meg leaves the ring, Fandango turns his attention to Lillian Garcia and he says that she is looking excellent tonight. He asks Lillian if she has ever been dipped before. He asks if she has ever made moves on anyone before. He asks Lillian if she has ever Fandangoed before. He says that it feels good. It feels real good.
Lillian tries to leave the ring and Fandango pulls her close and twirls her and then he dips her. Fandango says that was absolutely terrible and he drops Lillian. He tells Lillian that she is a beautiful woman but there is nothing beautiful about the way she dances. He says that Lillian is just like each and every one of these people who butcher his name and mock his dance.
Fandango asks Lillian if she can at least pronounce his name correctly. He shows her the way . . .
but Santino Marella’s music interrupts and he tells Mr. Fandingle that he has a very insulting way about him. He is a rude person the way he talks to the WWE Universe and what he just did to Lillian. He says that it pains him to admit that Fandango has some good moves. That dance just looks like so much fun and the way the cheerleaders did it on YouTube. Santino says that he hopes that the WWE Universe does not mind if they mind him doing his version of the Fandingle. First he wants to introduce his dance partner and it is green. Santino brings out his cobra and he says that they are going to do a two-step all over his face.
Fandango goes after Santino while Santino dances and Santino drops down and Fandango goes over the top rope to the floor. We go to commercial before the match begins.
Match Number One: Fandango (with Meg) versus Santino Marella
Fandango wit ha kick and punch to Santino. Fandango with another punch in the corner and he sends Santino into the turnbuckles. Fandango with an Irish whip but Santino floats over and dances. Fandango kicks Santino when he takes a bow. Fandango with a kick to the head and then he punches Santino in the head.
Fandango with kicks to the head and Fandango dances. Fandango chokes Santino in the ropes and the referee warns him. Fandango with a forearm in the corner and then he sends Santino face first into the mat. Santino tries to kip up but he fails. Fandango with punches and he applies a cravate. Santino with punches but Fandango sends Santino back to the mat and Santino is able to kip up. Santino with punches followed by a split and hip toss. Santino with the diving head butt and he Ultimate Warriors the ropes and he gets the Cobra but Fandango blocks it and he dips Santino and hits a reverse STO for the three count.
Winner: Fandango
After the match, Fandango corrects Lillian’s mispronunciation of his name.
We go to Booker’s office and he is with Teddy Long. Booker tells Teddy that the problem is that things are different in his administration. Teddy did not consult with him before setting the match between Dolph and Swagger.
Big Show enters and he thanks Teddy Long for giving him a tag team partner in his match against Sheamus and Randy. Unlike some people who put him in a handicap match where he could get injured. Since he is looking out for Show, he thanks Teddy.
Booker takes off his glasses and he is about to glare at Teddy but Teddy leaves the office.
Kofi Kingston is your new United States Champion and he will face the Intercontinental Champion.
Match Number Two: Kofi Kingston versus Wade Barrett in a Champion versus Champion Non Title Match
They lock up and Barrett tries to punch Barrett but Kofi gets out of the corner and he kicks Barrett. Barrett with a forearm and knee followed by an elbow to the back of the head. Barrett with a wrist lock and Kofi rolls through and hits a rana on Barrett and gets a near fall. Kofi with a side head lock and Barrett with a shoulder tackle.
Kofi with leap frogs followed by a leaping back elbow for a near fall. Kofi with a key lock but Barrett punches Kofi. Barrett with jabs but Kofi avoids a punch and hits a side Russian leg sweep followed by a round kick to the head. Kofi with a springboard splash for a near fall.
Barrett with punches and a head butt but Barrett is the one who feels the head butt the most. Barrett charges into a pendulum kick but Barrett with a boot to the head and Kofi is knocked off the apron to the floor.
Barrett punches Kofi and then he sends Kofi face first into the announce table. Barrett sends Kofi back into the ring and he gets a near fall. Barrett puts Kofi on the turnbuckles and he connects with forearms to the back and then Barrett kicks Kofi in the midsection and Kofi falls to the mat. Barrett gets a near fall.
Barrett with a reverse chin lock. Kofi with elbows and punches but Barrett with a knee and Irish whip. Kofi gets his boots up but when he goes to the turnbuckles, Barrett pulls Kofi off the turnbuckles and gets a near fall. Barrett with an elbow drop and a reverse chin lock. Kofi with punches and he counters the Black Pool Slam but Barrett holds on and hits a modified Samoan drop and gets a near fall but Kofi with a quick crucifix cover and he gets the three count.
Winner: Kofi Kingston
We take a look at the issues between Sheamus and Mark Henry in recent weeks when Mark showed us what he do.
Mark Henry is walking in the back and Renee Young asks Mark about his attacks on Sheamus. Mark says that he did it because he can and that is what he do. Sheamus with a running tackle and he takes Henry down. Sheamus tells Mark that is what he do . . . fella.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a Moments Ago Moment of Sheamus exacting revenge on the man who do what he do with some of what he does.
Cole talks about the World Title picture and we have a video package.
Match Number Three: Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) versus Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)
They lock up and Swagger goes for the injured knee but Del Rio with punches to the shoulder get Swagger to escape. They lock up and Del Rio with a waist lock but Swagger with a standing switch. Del Rio goes for the arm and Swagger gets away from Del Rio. The lock up and Swagger with a knee and side head lock take down.
Swagger with a shoulder tackle. Del Rio with a leap frog but his knee gives out and Swagger puts the leg in the ropes and Swagger kicks the knee. Swagger pulls Del Rio to the mat and he tries to use the ring post but Del Rio fights him off and he kicks Swagger away. Del Rio with a kick to the midsection.
Del Rio sends Swagger’s arm into the ring steps to continue to work on it. They return to the ring and Del Rio with a near fall. Del Rio with a kick to the back and he gets another near fall. Del Rio tries for a suplex but Swagger blocks it and hits a suplex of his own.
Del Rio with an Irish whip and Swagger sends Del Rio to the apron but Del Rio’s leg gets caught on the ropes and Swagger drops the leg on the top rope and Swagger sends Del Rio to the floor as we go to commercial.
We are back and Swagger is working on Del Rio’s leg with a step over toe hold. We see Del Rio going into the ring post during the commercial break. Del Rio with an elbow and he kicks Swagger in the arm. Del Rio tries to jump over Swagger from the turnbuckles, but he leaps into Swagger’s shoulder and Swagger gets a near fall. Swagger with an elbow drop to the leg.
Del Rio kicks Swagger and then Del Rio with a crucifix for a near fall. Swagger with a clothesline and both men are down. Swagger chokes Del Rio with his boot. Del Rio with a punch and Swagger runs Del Rio into the corner and he connects with knees. Swagger wraps Del Rio’s leg in the ropes.
Swagger with a short arm clothesline for a near fall. Swagger rips the tape from Del Rio’s knee and he works on the knee before getting a near fall. Swagger with the step over toe hold and Del Rio punches Swagger. Del Rio runs into the corner and he misses the step up enzuigiri. Swagger with a belly-to-belly slam for a near fall.
Del Rio goes to the apron and Del Rio applies the cross arm breaker in the ropes and he releases the hold at four. Del Rio with punches to Swagger but Swagger with a kick and both men are down. Swagger with a We The People before slapping Del Rio in the head. Del Rio avoids a boot and Del Rio with two clotheslines and Del Rio avoids a clothesline and he hits the tilt-a-whirl back breaker and both men are down.
Swagger goes to the apron and Del Rio puts Swagger in the ropes and he connects with forearms to the kidneys followed by the lungblower and Del Rio gets a near fall. Del Rio with a sunset flip for a near fall. Del Rio applies the cross arm breaker but Swagger counters into the ankle lock.
Del Rio tries to get to the ropes and he gets to it. Swagger with the double jump Swagger Bomb to the back for a near fall. Swagger goes for a second Swagger Bomb but Del Rio gets his feet up. Swagger sees it and he tries for the ankle lock but Del Rio counters with a single arm DDT. Del Rio sets for the cross arm breaker but when he floats over, Swagger sends him to the floor.
Rodriguez stands between Colter and Del Rio. Del Rio with a super kick and Swagger gets his hand on the rope to stop the count. Del Rio gets to his feet first and Swagger takes Del Rio down and he applies the ankle lock but Del Rio counters and applies the cross arm breaker. Swagger gets a near fall and Del Rio with an inside cradle for the three count.
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at what happened with Ryback and John Cena on Raw when The Shield got involved.
The Shield are in the back and they have their camcorder. Dean snaps his fingers so he has everyone’s attention. He says that was a Raw moment no one is going to forget, especially John Cena. Roman says that they can see Cena just fine . . . lying flat on his back. Seth says that Ryback was watching him too.
Seth says people wondered why Ryback didn’t help John Cena. Seth says that Ryback figured it out and Ryback knows how Justice feels. Dean says it was self preservation. He didn’t want to feel Justice any more. The look on Ryback’s face was the same look that they saw on the face of the Undertaker. Two weeks ago, he looked in the Undertaker’s eyes and they all saw fear in the Undertaker’s eyes. Undertaker was afraid and terrified when he was surrounded by the Shield. Undetaker was never so happy to see his brother and his little buddy. The Shield is undefeated and they will prove it on Monday.
Seth says that for twenty years, the Undertaker has ruled this place, but there comes a time for even legends to be pushed aside. The Undertaker’s time is up.
Roman says that the Hounds of Justice run this yard now. He tells everyone to believe in the Shield.
We go to commercial.
We see what happened earlier today when Rosa, Epico, and Primo took Hornswoggle’s parking space. Rosa asks Natalya if there is a ‘Freaks Only’ sign for them.
Match Number Four: Natalya, Great Khali, and Hornswoggle versus Epico, Primo, and Rosa Mendes
The women start things off and Rosa slaps Natalya. Rosa with a kick and she dances but Natalya slaps Rosa and Natalya slams Rosa’s head into the mat. Natalya tries for the Sharpshooter but Rosa gets to the ropes and she sends Natalya into the turnbuckles. Rosa with kicks in the corner. Rosa with a snap mare and kick to the back. Rosa with a cross arm choke. Rosa with a kick to the back and the head.
Rosa tries for a suplex and Natalya with an inside cradle for a near fall. Natalya with a clothesline and Epico and Khali tag in. Khali with clotheslines and chops in the corner. Primo tries for a splash on Khali but Khali moves and Khali chops Primo in the chest. Khali chops Epico again. Khali with a chop to the top of the head. Rosa distracts Khali but Hornswoggle pulls Rosa off the apron. Rosa chases Hornswoggle and Natalya with a discus clothesline. Khali with the choke slam on Epico for the three count.
Winners: Hornswoggle, Natalya, and Great Khali
We go back to Raw where CM Punk kind of addressed the Raw audience.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time to take a look at what Brock Lesnar did to 3MB on Raw.
Match Number Five: Mark Henry and Big Show versus Sheamus and Randy Orton
Sheamus and Henry start things off because that is what they do. Sheamus and Henry have some words about what they do and Henry decides to tag in Big Show because that is what Mark do. Show and Sheamus exchange punches. Show with knees to Sheamus and Show puts Sheamus on the apron and Show with chops across the chest and Sheamus falls to the floor.
Show sends Sheamus back in and Sheamus with a forearm and he drops Show on the top rope. Sheamus with forearms across the chest but Show sends Sheamus into the turnbuckles. Sheamus kicks Show in the knee. Sheamus goes up top and he leaps over Show but Show with a savate kick but he misses an elbow drop.
Orton tags in and he punches Show. Show sends Orton into the corner but Orton with punches. Show with a side slam to Orton. Show with a head butt and he tags in Henry because that is what he do. Henry chokes Orton in the ropes. Henry with a head butt and he pushes Orton down. Orton with a kick and punches but Henry with a bear hug.
Orton tries to get out of the hold or make the tag to Sheamus. Orton with punches and head butts. Henry runs Orton into the corner and Show tags in. Show with a punch to the midsection and Orton falls to the mat. Show with another punch to the midsection. Orton with punches but Show grabs Orton by the throat. Orton counters the choke slam with a DDT and both men are down.
Sheamus tags in and he hits two running double sledges and then he runs Show into the turnbuckles and hits a knee lift. Sheamus goes up top and hits the shoulder tackle. Sheamus gets Show up for White Noise and he hits it. Henry distracts Sheamus before Sheamus sets for the Brogue Kick. Sheamus knocks Henry off the apron and Show with a spear and both men are down.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Show with knees to Sheamus. Show stares at Orton and the referee deals with Orton. Sheamus with punches but Show with a clothesline. Show hits Final Cut for a near fall. Show keeps Sheamus from tagging in Orton. Show with a slam and he tags in Henry. Henry with a nerve hold on Sheamus. Sheamus with punches but Henry with a savate kick. Orton breaks up the cover and Show tags in. Show punches Sheamus in the midsection while Henry holds Sheamus.
Show punches Sheamus in the midsection and then he chops Sheamus in the corner. Sheamus punches back. Show with a knee to stop Sheamus and Show with a nerve hold on Sheamus. Show with a head butt and then he chokes Sheamus in the ropes. Show with a forearm to the back and applies a nerve hold one more time.
Sheamus punches Show and Show with a head butt. Show with a running butt splash but Sheamus dives at the knee when Show goes for the spear. Orton and Henry tag in. Orton with kicks and punches. Henry sends Orton into the corner and Orton with boots. Orton with a clothesline that knocks Henry down. Orton with a DDT and he gets a near fall.
Orton goes for the IEDDT on Henry but Show stops Orton because the referee was dealing with Sheamus. Show tags in and Orton with a kick and he hits the IEDDT from the top rope. Orton looks around and he twists to the mat. Orton sets for the RKO but Henry with a body block. Sheamus sends Henry to the floor and he follows.
Show grabs Orton by the throat and hits the choke slam for the three count.
Winners: Big Show and Mark Henry
We go to credits.
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