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WWE SATURDAY MORNING SLAM REPORT: LUCHA LIBRE'S CONTRIBUTION; SIN CARA VS. EL LOCAL; RHODES VS. CLAY; AND SOMEONE DANCES LIKE JONATHAN COACHMAN

By Richard Trionfo on 2012-11-03 10:24:57
Welcome to the latest episode of Saturday Morning Slam.

We celebrate Dia De Los Muertos so we will be seeing some lucha libre action in our opening match.

Your announcers are Josh Mathews and Santino Marella.

Match Number One: Sin Cara versus El Local

The lights go down and they lock up. Cara is backed into the corner but Cara uses the ropes for an arm drag. Cara with handsprings and El Local goes to the apron. El Local with a waist lock but Cara with a flying mare. Cara uses the ropes again for an arm drag. El Local puts Cara on the turnbuckles but Cara with a head scissors.

El Locla goes to the floor and he moves when it looks like Cara is going to dive to the floor but Cara bounces off the ropes and then he hits a corkscrew pescado onto El Local. Cara returns to the ring. El Local finally returns to the ring. El Local with a spinning side slam for a near fall. El Local with a hard Irish whip.

El Local with a waist lock on Cara but Cara gets back to his feet. Cara with a wheelbarrow arm drag and El Local goes to the floor one more time. We go to commercial.

We are back and El Local with another waist lock. El Local with an Irish whip but he runs into an elbow from Cara. Cara with a flying arm drag and he gets a near fall. El Local with a waist lock and then he hits Sole Food to the chest and gets a near fall. El Local continues to work on the midsection with the waist lock.

Cara escapes and then hits a springboard cross body. Cara with a head scissors take down and then he stomps on the hand to set up the climb the ropes arm drag. Cara is sent to the apron and he connects with a shoulder to the midsection and then he hits a slingshot corkscrew splash followed by a springboard swanton for the three count.

Winner: Sin Cara

It is time to talk about Lucha Libre and the Mexican holiday of Dia de los Muerte.

It is time to talk about La Parka in the Video Vault. He moved from Mexico to WCW and sported an outfit based on Day of the Dead.

Juventud Guerrera made an impact on the cruiserweights. His path helped to bring Rey Mysterio into the United States. He started at age 14 in Mexico and then moved on to the US.

Rey is the greatest lucha libre superstar and he emphasizes the masks that are worn by luchadores. Rey talks about the mask that he wore on his first Smackdown appearance. He also likes the mask he wore to represent San Diego. He shows a mask that has camouflage that pays tribute to the troops and he wears it during the Tribute to the Troops shows.

We go to commercial.

We are back for the main event and Dolph Ziggler has joined Josh Mathews at the announce table.

Match Number Two: Brodus Clay (with Funkadactyls) versus Cody Rhodes

They lock up and Brodus sends Cody to the mat and Brodus assumes the Funkasaurus position. They lock up again and Brodus sends Cody to the mat again and he dances a bit. Clay with a slam to Cody and he sends Cody over the top rope but Cody skins the cat. Cody runs into a shoulder tackle from Clay followed by a hip toss from Clay.

Cody rolls to the floor while Cameron and Naomi celebrate by the announce table.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Cody is brought back into the ring by Clay. Rhodes begs for mercy and then Cody says that he wants to dance. Cody channels Jonathan Coachman and the crowd is not impressed. Now it is time for Brodus to show his moves. Cody tries to attack Clay but Clay sees it coming. Cody avoids a press slam and he hits a drop kick and a missile drop kick but Clay kicks out emphatically.

Cody tries to slam Brodus but Cody appears to have hurt his back. Clay with an Irish whip but Clay misses a splash into the corner. Clay falls over Cody and Rhodes gets a near fall with a rollup. Rhodes with a step over toe hold as he tries to work on the ankle. Clay kicks Rhodes away. Rhodes goes back to the leg and he tries for a figure four leg lock but Clay’s legs are too big so he does a standing version of the hold. Clay counters with an inside cradle for a near fall.

Clay catches Cody on a cross body attempt and then he hits a power slam. Clay stomps around and then he hits the splash for the three count.

Winner: Brodus Clay

After the match, Clay celebrates in the ring with some of the children of the WWE Universe.

We go to credits.