We are live on tape from Providence, Rhode Island and your announcers are Michael ‘There’s Something About Randy’ Cole, Josh ‘Home of the minor league affiliates of the Stanley Cup Champions’ Mathews, and Booker ‘Welcome to an Ivy League City’ T.
We begin with Randy Orton making his way to the ring and he is dressed for action. However, he has something to say to the people of the Ocean State. Michael Cole brings up the fact that Randy Orton was not allowed to wrestle on Monday due to a concussion. Maybe Orton will address that.
Orton says that what you heard was true. Orton says that he was diagnosed with a concussion. However, Orton says that he does not give a damn and he says that he is ready to fight tonight. Christian got what he wanted and that was a World Title shot against him on Sunday. Orton says that he should get what he wants. That is the chance to beat the living hell out of Christian, right here and right now.
Before Christian can answer Randy’s challenge. Teddy Long makes his way to the ring. What will he ask the crowd about tonight?
Teddy tells Randy that he appreciates what the playa is feeling and he doesn’t blame him one bit. Teddy says that he hasn’t received Randy’s official medical clearance so he cannot let Randy fight tonight.
Christian takes this opportunity to make his way out and he soaks in the hate from his former Peeps. Christian says that he does not know why Orton is angry at him because he gave Randy something he always wanted. He gave him a concussion and that gives Orton an excuse when Christian beats him for the title instead of the real reason. That reason is because Christian is just better than Orton.
Christian doesn’t want to let the facts get in the way of a good story so he doesn’t want the fans to think any less of him when Christian beats him. Christian reminds Orton that he is the Legend Killer.
Christian pulls a Teddy and polls the audience to see if the people will think any less of Randy when he loses the title on Sunday. Christian says that the really really really good news is that when he beats Randy on Sunday, if Orton is real polite, he will give him another rematch five days later.
Christian starts to walk to the back and Sheamus comes out to the stage. Sheamus says that between Orton’s concussion, Christian’s constant whining, and Teddy Long’s incompetence, they have forgotten the big picture. Sheamus reminds us that he beat the World Champion last week. Sheamus wants to know from Teddy who deserves the title match more. The guy who lost fifty straight title matches or the man who beat the champion.
Christian tells Teddy Long and Strawberry Shortcake that the match is already set.
Teddy says that Sheamus will face Christian in the main event tonight. If Sheamus wins, the title match will become a Triple Threat Match. If Christian wins, there will be no change to the World Title Match. Teddy says that Orton will get a ringside seat for that match.
Teddy tells Randy that he can look and watch during the match, but he cannot touch or there will be serious consequences. Teddy wants to make sure that Teddy understands.
Randy says that tonight there will be serious consequences.
We go to commercial.
Match Number One: Ezekiel Jackson, Daniel Bryan, and Sin Cara with the Smackdown trampoline versus Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, and Wade Barrett in a If you liked it on Raw, you will like this one better because they will get more than four minutes Match
Jackson and DiBiase start things off and Ted with a side head lock but Jackson with a shoulder tackle. Jackson with a splash into the corner and then he biels Ted by the throat. Sin Cara tags in and he kicks Ted. Sin Cara with a head scissors and Ted goes to the floor. Sin Cara teases a dive to the floor and Ted goes up the ramp as we go to commercial.
We are back and Ted with a forearm to Sin Cara’s back and he sends him into the turnbuckles. Rhodes tags in and he punches Sin Cara in the head and then punches him in the midsection. Cody with a side head lock into a hammer lock but Cara with a flying mare and a victory roll for a near fall. Rhodes with a forearm to the head and a wrist lock. Cara with kicks and then he uses the ropes for a double jump arm drag. Cody shows that he can use the ropes as well and he hits a springboard round kick for a near fall.
Barrett tags in and he punches Cara and gets a near fall. Barrett with a suplex on Sin Cara and he tags in Ted who kicks Cara in the ribs and gets a near fall. Ted tries for a belly-to-back suplex and Cara gets out of the hold, but Ted hits the short rebound clothesline and gets a near fall. Barrett tags in and he kicks Cara in the head and then he stretches Cara.
Cara gets to his feet and he kicks Barrett a few times to get away from him. Barrett with a back heel kick of his own and then he tries for a pump handle slam but Cara gets to his feet. Cara with another kick but Barrett with a knee and head butt. Barrett tries for another pump handle slam but Cara counters with a DDT and both men are down.
Ted and Bryan tag in and Bryan with kicks to DiBiase’s chest. Ted with an Irish whip but Bryan flips over Ted and then Bryan with a flying clothesline. Bryan gets set for the running drop kick into the corner and he gets the three count.
Winners: Ezekiel Jackson, Daniel Bryan, and Sin Cara
Sheamus is in the interview area and Matt Striker asks him about how he feels about having to beat Christian to get a title match. Sheamus says that he is on top of the world fella. Sheamus says that he is the biggest star on Smackdown and Teddy Long finally realized it. He is going to beat Christian again. On Sunday, he is going to beat Randy Orton . . . again. Then he will assume his rightful spot on top as the World Champion.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a Moments Ago Moment and we see that the referee made a three count even though Ted DiBiase’s shoulders were up.
Match Number Two: Vladimir Kozlov versus Jinder Mahal with Great Khali
They lock up and Kozlov with a hip lock take down and a side head lock. Kozlov with a shoulder tackle and then he tries for a power slam but Mahal escapes and sends Kozlov into the turnbuckles. Mahal with shoulders and then he hits a suplex on Kozlov. Mahal with a knee drop and he gets a near fall. Mahal with a leaping knee to the chest followed by a side Russian leg sweep for a near fall. Mahal with a half nelson and chin lock but Kozlov gets to his feet and he connects with a knee to the chest followed by a kick.
Kozlov traps the arms and connects with head butts. Kozlov kicks Mahal into the corner but Mahal sends Kozlov into the ring post and then Mahal with punches to Kozlov. The referee deals with Mahal and Khali chops Kozlov in the head. Mahal pulls Kozlov to the mat and then Mahal hits the full nelson slam for the three count.
Winner: Jinder Mahal
We go to commercial.
We are back and Did You Know that John Cena has a lot of friends on Facebook?
Josh Mathews is in the ring and he is joined by Raw Superstar Big Show.
Josh asks Show why is he on Smackdown tonight. Show says that he heard a rumor that Alberto Del Rio would be here. Josh reminds Show about his match with Del Rio on Sunday and we go to a video package that sets up the reason for the match on Sunday between Show and Del Rio.
Josh asks Show how he feels and Show says that he feels fine. Show takes a moment to collect his thoughts and he says that hitting him with the car . . .
Teddy Long comes out to interrupt Big Show and Teddy says that Show will not lay a hand on Alberto Del Rio if he shows up tonight. Earlier this morning, his office was informed that criminal and civil charges are being contemplated based on the attack on Ricardo Rodriguez. Teddy says that if any such action takes place tonight, Teddy will lose his job and so will Show. Since Show is ready to compete, he has chosen an opponent for Show. That person is Mark Henry.
Match Number Three: Big Show versus Mark Henry
Show does not look like he wants to face Henry, but Show kicks Henry as he enters the ring and then Show with punches to Henry’s head. Show with knees to Henry’s head followed by another right hand to Henry.
The referee calls for medical help for Mark Henry. Show leaves the ring and goes to the back. The bring a stretcher to the ring as more officials come to check on Henry.
Mark is stretchered out of the arena.
Matt Striker is with Christian and Matt asks him about the situation on Sunday. Christian says that he feels nostalgic for the days when Teddy Long knew how to run a show, that was never. He calls it a bad call. Christian says that he shouldn’t have to prove himself for something he never should have lost. He calls this ridiculous.
Match Number Three (One More Time): Alicia Fox, Rosa Mendes, and Tamina versus AJ Lee, Natalya, and Kaitlyn in a Do We Have More than Six Divas on this Brand Match
Alicia and Kaitlyn start things off and Alicia with a kick and forearm. Kaitlyn sends Alicia into the turnbuckles followed by a clothesline. Tamina tags in and they lock up and Tamina tosses Kaitlyn into her corner. Natalya tags in and Natalya with a drop kick but Rosa hits Natalya as she comes off the ropes. Tamina with a kick and leaping head butt.
Tamina with a kick to the hamstring and then she goes for a leg drop but Natalya with a Sharpshooter set up. Rosa interferes but Kaitlyn takes care of Rosa. AJ with a forearm to Tamina but Tamina sends AJ into the ropes. AJ tries for a crucifix but Tamina stays on her feet and hits a Samoan drop for the three count.
Winners: Tamina, Alicia Fox, and Rosa Mendes
We go to commercial.
We are back and Johnny Curtis is in the back and he says that if you are worried that he has what it takes to make it in the harsh world of Sports Entertainment. He pulls an Ace of Spades out of a putting green. He has an ace in the hole.
Who wants another dream sequence? Too bad, we have one.
We run through the card for Capitol Punishment and we go to commercial.
We are back and we see how the Corre ended last week on Smackdown.
Match Number Four: Jimmy and Jey Uso versus Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel
Jimmy and Slater start things off and Slater with a side head lock but Jimmy escapes and he does some dancing before doing a split and then he hits a splash into the corner. Jimmy with a clothesline for a near fall. Jimmy sends Slater into the turnbuckles and then he punches Slater. Gabriel distracts the referee and Slater sends Jimmy into the turnbuckles. Gabriel tags in and he stomps on the chest and gets a near fall.
Gabriel kicks Jimmy and he tags Slater in and Slater with kicks to Jimmy. Slater punches Jimmy and applies a reverse chin lock. Jimmy with elbows and punches but Slater pulls Jimmy down by the hair. Slater misses a forearm into the corner but he kicks Jimmy from the apron. Slater comes off the turnbuckles and Jimmy hits a power slam and both men are down.
Gabriel tags in and so does Jey. Jey with a clothesline and a running forearm followed by a spinning forearm. Jey with a running butt splash into the corner and he gets a near fall. Jimmy tags in and they set for and hit the Alley Oop Samoan Drop but Slater breaks up the cover. Jey takes care of Slater and they goe to the floor. Jimmy with a DDT and a super kick to Slater. Jey with a splash for the three count.
Winners: Jimmy and Jey Uso
We go to commercial.
We are back and Did You Know that a lot of WWE videos are watched each month.
Alberto Del Rio, that Raw superstar has forgotten what brand he is on because he has driven into the Dunkin Donuts Center.
Alberto Del Rio tells us who he is . . . but we already know that and so does the Big Show. He says that there are some rumors going around that he is negotiating his return to Smackdown because he is too afraid of the Big Show on Raw. Alberto says that he is not afraid of the Big Show. It is his destiny to be the next WWE Champion and no one can stop him, not even a giant. What happened with the Big Show, Ricardo Rodriguez, and his car was an accident. Accidents happen all the time. Alberto reminds us that he says that bad things happen to bad people.
Alberto shows us the footage of what happened on Monday night with Big Show and Ricardo Rodriguez.
Del Rio says that there are pending civil and criminal lawsuits against the Big Show. Ricardo was his best friend. He was loyal to him and he followed him just like a dog. What the Big Show did was wrong. Ricardo Rodriguez has a little baby girl named Consuela. His wife is a deacon in her church. Alberto says that Ricardo will get his revenge. Alberto says that he is going to dedicate his victory to his best friend Ricardo Rodriguez.
Alberto says that what the Big Show did was wrong because you don’t slaughter human beings in this ring. There is a reason why if the Big Show were standing in front of him, he would spit in Show’s face. Right after that . . .
We will have to wait to hear what is next and Big Show makes his way to the ring. Show goes into the ring but Alberto flees into the crowd. Show might not have gotten his hands on Alberto, he destroyed the bottom rope.
Show then takes his anger out on the announce table and the chairs at ringside. The ring bell and ring announcer pit is stripped down and destroyed by Show.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a Moments Ago Moment of Big Show forcing Alberto Del Rio out of the ring and into the crowd and Show’s destructive behavior.
Before our main event starts, Randy Orton takes Teddy Long up on his invitation to watch from ringside as he takes his seat in front of what is left of the announce table.
Match Number Five: Christian versus Sheamus in an If Sheamus wins, he gets into the World Title Match on Sunday night Match
Sheamus with a knee and forearms to the back and then he sends Christian into the turnbuckles and he follows that with a short arm clothesline. Sheamus with a knee lift for a near fall. Sheamus with punches to the midsection but Christian goes to the floor and then he gets in front of Orton so Christian loses focus on Sheamus who kicks Christian from behind and we go to commercial.
We are back and Sheamus with forearms across Christian’s chest as Christian is on the apron. Christian with a punch and then Christian returns to the ring and he chokes Sheamus. Christian stands on Sheamus’ back to choke him in the ropes. Sheamus with the uranage back breaker for a near fall. Sheamus with forearms across the chest followed by a cravate. Sheamus with a knee and then he gets Christian up for a power slam but Christian gets away and he kicks Sheamus and goes to the apron. Christian drops Sheamus’ neck on the top rope. Christian goes up top and he misses a diving head butt.
Sheamus and Christian struggle to get to their feet. Sheamus with an elbow to a charging Chrsitian and then Sheamus goes up top and hits a shoulder tackle but he can only get a near fall. Sheamus with a forearm to the back and then Christian with a double leg take down and he gets a near fall because the referee sees Christian using the ropes. Sheamus punches Christian and puts him on top. Sheamus tries for a superplex but Christian counters with a tornado DDT and he gets a near fall.
Randy Orton gets to his feet and Christian notices Orton. Christian wants Sheamus to get up for a spear but Sheamus with a clothesline and he gets a near fall. Christian tries for the Killswitch but Sheamus counters and tries for a belly-to-back suplex. Sheamus misses the Brogue kick and Sheamus avoids the Killswitch a second time. Christian with the pendulum kick in the corner and then he goes to the turnbuckles but Sheamus stops Christian.
Sheamus sees Orton rise from his seat at ringside and Sheamus tries for a superplex but Christian goes to the floor and he sends Sheamus into the ring post. Christian gets the three count.
Winner: Christian
After the match, Orton goes after Christian but Christian is able to get out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp.
Orton sees Sheamus down in the ring and he goes into the ring. He gently places the title belt on the mat and then he stands over Sheamus. He then lines up and in the tradition of John Smith, he hits one from forty-five yards out.
We go to credits with Orton and Christian staring each other down from a distance.
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