We are live on tape from Raleigh, North Carolina and your announcers are Matt ‘Why are people yelling at me, I am wearing a Michael Jordan jersey in North Carolina’ Striker and Todd ‘Good thing I brought some JR’s BBQ Sauce with me to North Carolina’ Grisham.
CM Punk comes out and he is alone this week. Punk says on Sunday at Fatal Four Way he will win his fourth heavyweight championship. It will make him a four time Straight Edge World Champion. Nobody in the history of the WWE has ever accomplished that. The only thing that would make that better would be if the Phenom would have been here to see it. He knows that a lot of people here have flunked out of high school so it has been a long time since their last history lesson. Punk says over that time they have killed billions of brain cells because of smoking their drugs or eating their pills or drinking their beer. Punk reminds everyone that he is the only person in the history of the WWE to make the Undertaker tap out. Punk takes a bow for that accomplishment.
Punk says that if it weren’t for the Phenom’s current vegetative state, he would make him tap out again. Punk wants to talk about vegetative states and he says that it looks like a lot of the people in the crowd are familiar with vegetative states. Punk says that just like he is not responsible for the crowd’s vegetative state, neither he nor any other member of the Straight Edge Society are not responsible for the Undertaker’s vegetative state. Punk says that it is hilarious that Taker is in a vegetative state and he wishes that he could claim that he is the one to have done it. Punk says that he wishes he could have seen the look on Undertaker’s face as he was being beaten to his point of no return. Punk says that when the perpetrator or perpetrators are revealed, he says that he will be the first person to shake their hands. Punk says that the entire WWE landscape has been so much better without the Undertaker.
The lights flicker and then they go out. When they come back on the Undertaker is in the ring. Punk slowly approaches Taker and touches him and then spins him around to the camera to reveal that it was Luke Gallows.
Punk and Luke get a good laugh out of the situation. Punk puts on the hat and mocks Taker’s pose.
Kane’s pyro goes off and he comes to the ring, but Jack Swagger attacks Kane from behind. The mystery masked member of the Straight Edge Society joins the attack to make it four on one. They hold Kane for Gallows to hit a splash. They pull Kane closer to the corner and hold him for Swagger to hit three double jump Vader Bombs.
Big Show and Rey Mysterio come to the ring and Swagger and the Straight Edge Society leave the ring and go to the ramp.
Rey has that look in his eye and Rey gives Kane a 619 followed by a choke slam from Big Show. Show kneels over Kane and tells Kane one last time that he had nothing to do with what happened to the Undertaker and nothing is going to stop him from becoming the next WWE Champion.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a Drew McIntyre Moment: The night that Vince McMahon brought out Drew in September as the Chosen One.
Before our first match, we see footage from the last two weeks when Curt Hawkins and Vance Archer attacked Montel Vontavious Porter and Christian.
Match Number One: Montel Vontavious Porter and Christian versus Curt Hawkins and Vance Archer
Christian and Hawkins start things off and Hawkins has something to say to Christian and then he pushes him. Christian slaps Hawkins and gives him a drop toe hold. Christian works on the arm and tags in Porter. Porter and Christian punch Hawkins and then Porter with knees to Hawkins followed by a slam and knee drop before getting a near fall. Hawkins with a jaw breaker and then he runs Porter into the corner. Porter fights out of the corner and gives a facebuster to Hawkins and then kicks Archer off the apron. Porter with a back body drop to Hawkins that sends him to the floor. Porter and Christian each hit pescados onto Hawkins and Archer. Archer pulls Porter off the apron and then sends Porter into the apron and ring steps as we go to commercial.
We are back and Hawkins with a modified cobra clutch but Porter with an arm drag and he escapes the hold but Hawkins running back elbow and he gets a near fall. Archer tags in and Hawkins trips Porter followed by a kick to Porter’s ribs. Archer punches Porter and works on the arm. Archer uses the ropes to continues to work on Porter’s arm. While Archer distracts the referee, Hawkins kicks Porter in the arm. Archer hits a Divorce Court on Porter’s injured arm and gets a near fall. Archer drops a knee on the injured arm and then he tries for a leg drop but he takes too long. Archer knocks Christian off the apron to keep Porter from making the tag. Archer with punches to the arm but Porter with some punches to fight back. Hawkins tags in and he punches Porter and takes him to the mat as he returns to the arm and isolates it in a chin lock. Porter with a jawbreaker and he kicks Hawkins away as he tags in Christian. Christian with punches to Hawkins followed by a drop kick. Hawkins with a punch but Christian escapes a slam attempt and hits an inverted DDT. Christian punches Archer on the apron, sending him to the floor. Hawkins with a kick and then he sends Christian over the rope but Christian lands on the apron. Christian with a punch and then he goes up top for a cross body and gets a near fall. All four men get in the ring and Porter sends Archer to the floor with a series of punches. Hawkins sends Porter shoulder first into the ring post. This distracts the referee who does not see Archer hit Christian when Christian tries for the Killswitch on Hawkins. Archer hits the inverted DDT and Hawkins hits the elbow drop from the top turnbuckle for the three count.
Winners: Curt Hawkins and Vance Archer
After the match, Porter tries to get some revenge on Hawkins and Archer but he is unable to do much besides punches with only one good arm. Archer gives Porter the inverted DDT followed by an elbow drop from the top turnbuckle from Hawkins.
Michelle McCool and Layla are in matching outfits while Kaval stands by them holding the women’s title belts. Michelle and Layla talk about makeovers and what they will need. Rosa ambushes them and she says hello to them but not in English. Michelle tells her to speak English. Rosa says that she has been wanting to talk to them forever. She wants to join the group but they say it will never happen. Layla compares Rosa to the Joker. Michelle and Layla talk about the last time that Rosa won a match and they run through the three shows and then talk about she never won match. Layla tells Rosa that she needs to re-evaluate things. Rosa starts to cry before she leaves as a result of the humiliation from Layla and Michelle.
Layla and Michelle realize that Kaval is still there and they tell him to get on this. Then they tell Kaval to turn his frown upside down before they continue to talk about makeovers.
We go back to March when Drew had Teddy Long expunge his first loss.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we are in Vickie’s office. Chavo enters and she says that it is great that Los Guerreros are back together. Vickie ignores Chavo because Dolph Ziggler has entered the office in his hand picked handyman outfit. Dolph thanks Vickie for buying the jeans for him but he says that they are a little tight. Chavo starts to talk and Vickie tells Chavo to get ready for his match. Chavo says that he doesn’t have a match but Vickie tells him that he does have one and it is next. Dolph says that Vickie has gone too far and he looks ridiculous. He also wonders why he has a tool belt. Vickie says that she has a photo for Dolph to put up in her office. Vickie has Dolph hang the picture but she takes her time telling Dolph to adjust the picture on the wall.
Chris Masters enters and has something to say to Vickie, but he realizes that she is already busy and leaves.
We go to another Drew/Teddy Moment. We go to last month when Teddy fired Drew for his attack of Matt Hardy.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Did you Know that if you are on the WWE Universe, you spend more time on average than you spend on Facebook?
Match Number Two: JTG versus Chavo Guerrero
Chavo wants to tie his boot but it was a trap to allow him to kick and punch JTG. JTG with punches and a slam followed by a blockbuster to a seated Chavo. JTG with forearms but Chavo with a spinning heel kick to JTG. Chavo chokes JTG in the ropes and then Chavo ties his boot. Chavo with a Latino uppercut and thenhe puts JTG in a half nelson with a chin lock. JTG with punches to Chavo but Chavo with a knee and slam. Chavo with the vintage slingshot senton but JTG figured it was coming so he got his knees up. JTG punches Chavo and hits a flip clothesline followed by a few more clotheslines and a drop kick. JTG leaps to the turnbuckles and hits the X Factor for a near fall. Chavo sends JTG into the turnbuckles and punches him. Chavo misses a splash into the corner and JTG hits the wraparound clothesline for the three count.
After the match, JTG is joined by some kids in the ring.
Josh Mathews is in the interview area with Kofi Kingston. Josh asks Kofi about his title match against Drew McIntyre and he wonders if the deck is stacked against Kofi because of Drew’s affiliation with Vince McMahon. Kofi says that it will be a fight on Sunday. He says that he is young and he has a lot of fight in him. Kofi has an issue with the match between Drew McIntyre and Teddy Long. Kofi says that Teddy is not a trained fighter and nothing good can come out of that match later tonight. Kofi says that he will retain his title on Sunday at the pay per view.
It is time for another Drew/Teddy moment from last month when Drew was able to get his title back thanks to the Magic Letter from Vince McMahon.
We go to commercial.
We are back with another Drew/Teddy Moment and it is the announcement from last week setting up tonight’s match.
Teddy Long does not come out when his music plays so Drew gets on the mic and tells Teddy that he needs to come out to face him or he will be fired.
Teddy comes out but he is in his normal clothing style instead of his wrestling gear.
Drew says that he doesn’t care if Teddy is wearing a suit, he is going to tear him apart. Drew says that to ensure that there are no shenanigans from Matt Hardy or Kofi Kingston, he has enlisted his won security force. Drew also wants the referee to check Teddy to see that he has no foreign objects. Drew wants Teddy to hit him. Drew tells Teddy that his manhood and livelihood are on the line. Drew tells Teddy that he knows that a lot of people in his family are unemployed and he wants to know if Teddy wants to join him. He also tells Teddy that this is all that he knows. Drew says that he will give Teddy a way out. He wants Teddy to get on his knees and Teddy obliges. Drew tells Teddy that he hasn’t won yet. He wants Teddy to say that Drew is the chosen one. Teddy tells Drew that he is the chosen one and then he gets back on his feet. Drew tells Teddy that he didn’t give Teddy permission to get up. Drew gets on his knees and he tells Teddy to lay down in the center of the ring. He tells Teddy if he doesn’t want to do it for himself, he should do it for his lovely wife. Drew calls Teddy pathetic and then asks the referee to ring the bell.
Match Number Three: Drew McIntyre versus Teddy Long
Drew puts his foot on Teddy’s chest and gets the three count.
Winner: Drew McIntyre
After the match, Teddy starts to cry and Drew thinks about what he is going to do next to Teddy. Drew sets Teddy up for the double underhook DDT but Kofi’s music plays and he is obligated under ‘Wrestling Rule 2’ to release the hold while waiting for Kofi to come to the ring.
Kofi is held back by security and Drew leaves the ring and he punches Kofi. Drew with a kick to the head. While he surveys the damage he inflicted, Matt Hardy trespasses into the ringside area and he attacks McIntyre from behind. Security pulls Hardy off and then Drew punches Hardy before bringing him into the ring and he gives Hardy the double underhook DDT. Drew wants security to give him Kofi and Drew hits the double underhook DDT on Kofi as well.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Four: Layla with Michelle McCool but no Kaval in sight versus Kelly Kelly with Tiffany
They lock up and Layla with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Layla with a rollup and she gets a near fall. Layla with a wrist lock but Kelly counters and hits a Thesz Press. Kelly with a drop kick that sends Layla to the floor. Layla drops Kelly on the middle rope and then she kicks Kelly but only gets a near fall. Layla with a head scissors but Kelly escapes. Kelly with a jackknife cover for a near fall. Kelly with a clothesline followed by a kick and Irish whip. Kelly misses the handspring back splash but Layla moves out of the way. Kelly with a kick and she goes to the turnbuckles but Michelle distracts Kelly and Layla with a kick. Tiffany hits Michelle from behind while she celebrates what she just did. Layla kicks Tiffany and then she tries for the neck breaker but Kelly escapes and Kelly hits the K2 for the three count.
Winner: Kelly Kelly
Josh Mathews is in the interview area with Jack Swagger. Josh asks Jack about the title match at Fatal Four Way. Jack says that this reminds him of a time when he was four years old when he was getting ready to compete in his first Oklahoma State Track and Field Championship. He says that he was warming up for his first event and his daddy told him that the kids might be twice his age, but that is no excuse. No one remembers silver. He wanted Jack to go out there and reach for the stars, go for the gold, become unforgettable, and make sure that everyone in the arena knows who he is. Jack says that he won four gold medals that day. Jack says that he has always been a winner because that is what he does. Jack says that he is going to dedicate his victory on Sunday at Fatal Four Way to his dad. In time, those names will be forgotten while the two time All American American Jack Swagger will be a name that you will never forget.
We go to commercial.
We are back with the Smack of the Night: Christian’s victory over Dolph Ziggler last week followed by the attack from Curt Hawkins and Vance Archer and Dolph’s sleeper on Christian.
Vickie Guerrero comes out and it is time for Excuse Me Theater. Vickie introduces a man with Adonis like looks, soft silky hair that you can run your fingers through, and abs. She wants to bring out the most amazing man to ever walk this planet. She brings out Dolph Ziggler.
Match Number Five: Dolph Ziggler versus Chris Masters
Masters with a shoulder tackle and Ziggler goes to the apron. Ziggler drops Masters on the top rope and kicks Masters followed by punches. Ziggler with an arm bar and cross face but Masters powers out of the hold and snap mares Ziggler. Masters blocks a drop kick and catapults Ziggler into the turnbuckles. Masters with a series of clotheslines and he signals for the Master Lock but Ziggler drops down to escape the hold. Masters gets a near fall after a side slam. Masters tries for a running power slam but Ziggler counters and puts Masters in a sleeper. Masters powers out of the hold and he tries to get Ziggler in the Master Lock and the hold is applied but Ziggler is in the ropes and the referee tells Masters to release the hold. Ziggler with a kick to the knee and he hits a Zig Zag for the three count.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
We go to commercial.
We are back with the Raw Rebound.
It is time to run through the card for Fatal Four Way.
Match Number Six: Rey Mysterio and Big Show versus Jack Swagger and CM Punk with Serena and Luke Gallows
Rey and Punk start things off but Punk decides to let Swagger start instead. They lock up and Swagger backs Rey into the corner but misses a punch. Rey with a kick to the leg. They lock up again and Swagger puts Rey in the corner and Punk tags in. Swagger with an elbow and then Punk with shoulders in the corner. Punk with a snap mare and snap elbow drop for a near fall. Rey with a kick and snap mare and Rey connects with a snap leg drop and gets a near fall. Rey sends Punk into the turnbuckles and connects with a forearm. Punk with a sunset flip but Rey rolls through. Punk flinches and Rey does not kick him. Rey goes for the mask and Punk holds on and then he goes to the floor. Luke takes Rey down with a clothesline on the floor as we go to commercial.
We are back and Punk with a modified camel clutch on Rey and Punk pulls at Rey’s mask but Rey with a kick and punches. Punk with an Irish whip and then he elbows Swagger and punches Punk. Rey tries for the tag but he runs into a power slam from Punk. Swagger tags in and Swagger stands on Rey’s abdomen to impact Rey’s aerial moves. Swagger with a biel and then he hits the double jump Vader Bomb and gets a near fall. Swagger with a key lock but Rey gets to his feet. Rey with punches but Swagger with a knee. Rey with an X Factor and both men are down. Show tags in and he hits a few clotheslines followed by an Irish whip and running butt bump and running shoulder tackle. Show with a kick to Punk’s head and then Show tries for a choke slam but Swagger counters with a DDT. Both men are down and the referee starts his count. Rey tags in and misses a splash from the turnbuckles. Swagger tries for the Doctor Bomb but Rey counters with a DDT and gets the three count.
Winners: Jack Swagger and Rey Mysterio
After the match, Kane’s pyro goes off and he comes to the ring and he punches Gallows on his way to the ring. Kane with a choke slam to Swagger. Kane knocks Show off the apron. Punk comes off the turnbuckles but Kane grabs him by the throat and hits a choke slam. Kane gives Rey a tombstone piledriver.
Kane gets on the mic and he says that one of them is already in hell and they don’t even know it already. Sunday will be a fatal night for the guilty party. We see an empty casket on the stage and Kane does the Undertaker pose.
We go to credits.