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5/28 INSANE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING IN GLASGOW, SCOTLAND RESULTS: KEVIN NASH HEADING TO FEAR & LOATHING X

By Maeco Piva on 2017-05-29 10:09:00

Sunday 28th May 2017, The Garage, Glasgow (Scotland)

ICW Fight Club taping

Attendance: over 600 (sold out)

Results of the matches

Iestyn Rees’s “Catch of the Day” Challenge: Iestyn Rees defeats Prince Asad by pinfall

Prince Asad made his ICW debut

BT Gunn defeats Kid Fite (with Krieger and Lou King Sharp) by pinfall

Women’s Championship match: Scottish rules match (please see notes for an explanation)

Kay Lee Ray [c] vs Session Moth Martina ends in a no contest after several outside interventions

ZeroG Title match

Kenny Williams [c] defeats Dickie Divers by pinfall

“Good Housekeeping Match”: Wolfgang (with The Purge) defeats Liam Thomson (with Christopher

Saynt) by pinfall

Polo Promotions (Jackie Polo & Mark Coffey) defeat The Hunter Brothers (Jim & Lee Hunter) by

pinfall

Grado defeats Joe Hendry by pinfall

Bram defeats DCT (with Coach Trip) when Coach Trip throws in the towel

Sha Samuels defeats Stevie Boy by pinfall

World Heavyweight Title match: Joe Coffey [c] defeats Jordan Devlin by pinfall

The next show is on Sunday June 18th at The Garage in Glasgow (Scotland)

Notes:

The show opens with ICW owner Mark Dallas on the ring accompanied by his golf caddy Scott Reid; he tries to announce who will be the Commissioner for Fear & Loathing X (on November 19th), but his announcement is interrupted by the arrival of Grado with his sports entertainment agent Red Lightning. They introduce their business partner, ICW World Heavyweight Champion Joe Coffey, who demands to know who will be his opponent in the second night of the Shug’s House Party weekender (29th and 30th of July); neither Coffey nor Grado plan to wrestle on night 1.

Mark Dallas interrupts them to announce the Commissioner for Fear & Loathing: it will be Kevin Nash. Dallas’s “conscience” Chris Toal joins them on the ramp asking Dallas to tell the whole story: not only Grado and Joe Coffey will wrestle on Night 1 of Shug’s House Party, but they will be tagging together against Sha Samuels and the returning Noam Dar, thus reforming The Pinky Party.

Match #1

Prince Asad is the “local talent” chosen for today’s edition of Iestyn Rees’s “Catch of the Day” Challenge. To make things harder for himself, the Welshman agrees that Asad will only need to pin him for a count of two, while he will need a count of five to win. Still, Rees defeats Asad in a short match.

Match #2

BT Gunn defeats Kid Fite in an intense, hard-hitting match, despite having been repeatedly attacked by Fite’s allies Krieger and Lou King Sharp. After the match, the trio overpower Gunn and beat him up.

Match #3

This is a Scottish Rules match for the Women’s title; a Scottish Rules match is a 2/3 Falls match divided into five three-minute round; before the start of each round, the two wrestlers will each have to drink a triple Jack and Cola and a shot of vodka (served in this occasion by Molly Spartan).  Session Moth Martina obtained the right to this match after defeating champion Kay Lee Ray in a non-title match. The first round ends with Martina pinning the champion to take the 1-0 advantage, while in the second round Kay Lee Ray, who has been spilling most of her drinks, draws level forcing Martina to submit. At the end of the third round, the lights go out. On the ring appears Kasey, who attacks Martina. The room goes dark again. When the lights come back on, Kasey and Martina have disappeared, replaced by Mikey Whiplash in a suit and tie. Stevie Boy comes out to drag Kay Lee Ray away from the ring, and it’s against him that Whiplash speaks. Stevie has refused his kind offer for help, he says slowly stripping off his clothes. Therefore, he deserves the angry, sadistic Mikey Whiplash. In Edinburgh, on June 25th, Legion (Mikey Whiplash & Chris Renfrew) will face The Filthy Generation (Stevie Boy & Kay Lee Ray) in a Deathmatch.

Match #4

With the ZeroG Title on the line, champion Kenny Williams faces Dickie Divers. Divers seems more focussed on antagonising the referee Thomas Kearins, so Kenny quickly defeats him.  As the champion leaves the stage, he is attacked on the ramp by “Liverpool’s Number One” Zack Gibson, who beats him up with a chair. Dragging him back on the ring, he traps Williams’s arm under a chair and threatens to break it. He insists that the champion is him, not Kenny, as during their last encounter, in Cardiff, Williams asked to be released from a submission manoeuvre thus, according to Gibson, submitting. This, however, happened outside the ring, and the match ended with Williams pinning Gibson. As Gibson leaves, Williams accepts the challenge and makes it a Glasgow Street Fight, Falls Count Anywhere – with the stipulation that, if Gibson loses the match, he won’t be allowed to challenge Williams for the ZeroG title ever again.

Match #5 

Last February, at the Square Go, Wolfgang stole Liam Thomson’s right to enter the match – and the sink that he was supposed to use as a weapon. Since then, Thomson seems to have lost his mind, and finally challenged Wolfgang to a Good Housekeeping match. After the former champion makes his entrance accompanied by The Purge (Stevie James & Krobar), Thomson arrives with his new friend Christopher Saynt and… a washing machine, carried by some members of the security team:  he is putting it on the line against the sink. The match is a chaotic but spectacular affair, that sees the use of the sink and the washing machines as weapons. A couch, raw eggs, flour and washing liquid are also used. After Wolfgang attacks Liam with a cake (presented to him by Molly Spartan), he wraps his opponent in a rug, hits him with his Wolfton Bomb and pins him.

Match #6

Polo Promotions (Jackie Polo & Mark Coffey) face The Hunter Brothers (Jim Hunter & Lee Hunter).  There seems to be tension between the two teams, but as soon as tag team champions The Marauders (Mike Bird & Wild Boar), accompanied by Iestyn Rees, appear on the ramp with the apparent intention to attack the Polos, the Hunters cooperate with their opponents to avoid interferences. The match continues regularly, with Polo Promotions getting the win.

After the match, Mike Bird speaks to Polo Promotions. At Shug’s House Party, The Marauders will face Polo Promotions in a 3 on 2 match. If the Polos win, they will earn the right to a title match; if they lose, Bird suggests, they will have to split. Begrudgingly, Polo Promotions accept.

Match #7

Joe Hendry interrupts his entrance to introduce a song in the style that made him famous: a parody of a known song making fun of his opponent, in this case Grado being accused to have eaten Hendry’s lunch. The match is intense, the result uncertain until on the screen appears a video in which Lionheart makes fun of Hendry with a song, in Hendry’s own style. As the Local Hero is distracted, Grado hits him with a low blow and pins him. Then, Lionheart runs to the ring, hits Hendry with his trademark Lion Bottom and leaves.

Davey Blaze and The Wee Man appear on the ramp dressed, respectively, like DCT and Coach Trip.  Wee Man makes a long speech deriding the duo but, when he mentions the Coach’s family, Coach Trip comes out infuriated, followed by DCT. The Coach is quickly taken down by Blaze, then DCT is repeatedly hit on his already injured ribs.

Match #8

Attacking the already injured DCT is Bram, whom DCT defeated last year in a Steel Cage match. But DCT fights back with his usual dogged determination, nearly achieving a surprise win in more than one occasion. Bram refuses to pin him: he wants DCT to give up, so he keeps hurting him as much as he can – but DCT refuses to quit. DCT’s wife Viper comes out to beg him to give up, to no avail; she then asks Coach Trip to throw in the towel, which he eventually does.

As DCT, Coach Trip and Viper are leaving the stage, they are once again attacked by The Wee Man and Davey Blaze. After a heated exchange of words, DCT challenges his foes to a “Kiss My A**e” match at Shug’s House Party – DCT & Coach Trip vs Davey Blaze & The Wee Man.

Match #9

Sha Samuels manages to defeat Stevie Boy using a series of high-risk manoeuvres after his usual brawling style doesn’t prove effective enough.

Match #10

With the World Heavyweight Championship on the line, champion Joe Coffey faces his old friend and ally Jordan Devlin, with whom he shared an experience in Japan in 2012. Coffey asks the match to be fought under “regular wrestling” rules, ignoring therefore the usual “no DQ, no countout” rule typical of ICW. It is a spectacular match. Initially Devlin seems wary of diving outside the ring, as a few months ago he suffered a serious head injury while wrestling then champion Trent Seven for the same title; but he later manages to win his fears and puts Coffey’s skills to the test. After ICW senior referee Thomas Kearins is accidentally knocked out, Coffey introduces a chair to the proceedings, but even with that he doesn’t manage to get the win. It’s only after a few more attacks that the champion manages to retain his belt pinning his opponent after his trademark Awrabest Fur ‘e Bells Lariat.

Coffey seems ready to show respect to his defeated opponent, but then floors him with another Lariat. Sha Samuels and Jack Jester intervene to stop the beat up, and Jester speaks to Coffey, pointing out how he has changed, how his former Iron Man persona seems to have decayed. He then announces that he will be Coffey’s opponent at Shug’s House Party.

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