Match Number Four: Dolph Ziggler versus Fandango (with Summer Rae) in a Christmas Present on a Pole Match
Both men go to the corner for the pole to get the title match against Big E Langston. Fandango punches Ziggler. Ziggler with a drop kick and he goes to the corner. Fandango with a forearm to the back to stop Ziggler. Fandango with more forearms. Fandango punches Ziggler in the head. Fandango with a back elbow and then he climbs the turnbuckles but Ziggler grabs his leg.
Ziggler pulls Fandango off the turnbuckles and he lands on his face. Ziggler with punches but Fandango with a kick and punch. Ziggler with a hard Irish whip and Ziggler goes up top. Fandango tries for a power bomb but Ziggler counter with a sunset flip and he rolls through to hit a Fameasser.
Fandango with a forearm that knocks Ziggler off the turnbuckles and to the floor. Fandango falls to the floor as well. They fight on the turnbuckles and Fandango with a kick to Ziggler and he lays on the turnbuckles. Fandango gets on Zigglerâ€™s back but Ziggler moves and Fandango is crotched.
Ziggler grabs the present but Fandango stops him. Ziggler punches Fandango but Fandango pushes Ziggler into the pole and Ziggler falls onto the ring steps. Fandango grabs the present and wins.
We go to commercial.
We are back and the Prime Time Players are in the ring and Darren says hello to Houston, but Titus corrects him and says that they are in Austin. They only want three things for Christmas. Darren takes the mic and then he gives up. Titus says they want a victory tonight, a shot at the Tag Team Titles, and for everyone in Austin to join them in the Millions of Dollars Dance.
Match Number Five: Darren Young and Titus Oâ€™Neil versus Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso
Titus and Jey start things off and Titus with a shoulder tackle and he barks. Jey with a side head lock. Titus catches Jey and tosses him to the mat. Darren tags in and Titus with a gourdbuster of Young onto Jey for a near fall. Young with a side head lock. Jey with an arm drag and arm bar.
Jimmy tags in and connects with a forearm and uppercut. Jimmy with an arm drag into an arm bar. Darren backs Jimmy into the corner and Jimmy slides into the corner and then hits an elbow for a near fall. Jimmy with an arm drag into an arm bar. Jey tags in and he connects with a forearm followed by an arm drag into an arm bar. Jey with a key lock while telling Darren where they are.
Jimmy tags in and they hit a double back elbow followed by a double elbow drop for a near fall. Jimmy with an arm drag into an arm bar. Jimmy with a chop but Darren with a Northern Lights suplex for a near fall. Young with a forearm and clothesline. Young with a roaring elbow followed by an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Jey makes the blind tag and gets a near fall with a rollup.
Jey with a savate kick and then he hits the running butt splash but Titus breaks up the cover. Titus is sent to the floor and Young walks into a super kick. Jimmy tags in and hits a Superfly Splash for the three count.
Winners: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso
After the match, The Usos and Titus help up Darren and they do the Millions of Dollars Dance.
Match Number Six: Mark Henry versus Damien Sandow in a Battle of the Santas Match
Henry with a kick and forearm to the back. Henry reveals a present and it is a toilet. Henry with a head butt and then he sends Sandow deep into the toilet for a swirlie. Sandow goes for a present and it is a fire extinguisher but it does not work. Henry pushes Sandow down and Henry removes the safety and he sprays Sandow with it.
They fight on the stage and Sandow hits Henry with a candy cane wrapped kendo stick. Henry with a head butt and he breaks the kendo stick. Henry hits Sandow with a star and Sandow falls over a tree. Henry rolls Sandow back into the ring and Sandow kicks and punches Henry.
Sandow gets the fire extinguisher but he cannot get it to work a second time. Henry kicks Sandow and he picks up the fire extinguisher and he sprays Sandow and then hits the Worldâ€™s Strongest Slam for the three count.
Winner: Mark Henry
After the match, Henry opens a few presents. Henry opens some cupcakes and after eating one, he sends the rest into Sandowâ€™s face.
Renee Young is in the interview area with CM Punk. She asks him about his plan for tonight. Punk says that he has a plan tonight. The Shield has been here for more than a year and they have been trying to ruin everything. Punk says that they are now trying to ruin Christmas. Punk says that he has asked for help. Good Santa saved Christmas and he has come through with two tag team partners.
First, Big E Langston. Langston says that he is handing out beatings.
The second present is John Cena. Cena says that when the time is right Big E will release the Langston. Cena says that he found the Shieldâ€™s Christmas list. They are going to give them everything they need. Roman Reigns wants to get his teeth punched in. Seth Rollins wants an Attitude Adjustment. Dean Ambrose wants to go to sleep.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Zeb Colter says that when people celebrate Christmas they need to remember that Santa Claus is an illegal immigrant, like half the people in here who had to sneak across the border. Santa only stays for one night, unlike everyone who forgot to sneak back.
This holiday we say Merry Christmas, not Feliz Navidad.
Match Number Seven: Fernando and Diego (with El Torito) versus Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)
Cesaro and Diego start off and Ceasro with a European uppercut followed by an Irish whip but Diego goes to the apron. Diego with a rana to Cesaro followed by a head scissors. Cesaro with an Irish whip but Diego with an elbow. Cesaro catches Diego on a head scissors attempt and Cesaro with a Giant Swing.
Diego falls to the floor and Fernando decides to change positions with Diego. Cesaro does not know this and he rolls Fernando into the ring. Fernando with an inside cradle but Swagger breaks it up.
Swagger tags in and Fernando with a head scissors to Cesaro followed by a suicide dive onto Cesaro. Diego tags in and he hits a senton for a near fall. Diego with a headstand and then he hits a splash to the back. Diego goes up top and Fernando tries to stop Cesaro but Cesaro sends Fernando into the ringside barrier. El Torito gores Cesaro while Diego hits a cross body and gets the three count.
Winners: Fernando and Diego
Match Number Eight: Kofi Kingston versus Ryback
They lock up and Ryback backs Kofi into the corner and Ryback with an arm drag. Kofi with a forearm and kicks followed by punches. Kofi with a side head lock. Ryback with a shoulder tackle. Kofi tries for a back elbow but Ryback catches him. Kofi lands on his feet on a suplex attempt and Kofi with a drop kick.
Kofi with another drop kick and Ryback goes to the floor. Kofi with another drop kick that knocks Ryback off the apron. Kofi with a flip dive onto Ryback. Ryback clotheslines Kofi over the top rope to the floor. Ryback sends Kofi face first into the apron. Ryback with a hard Irish whip.
Ryback with boots to the back. Ryback with forearms to the back and then he chops Kofi. Ryback with a bear hug. Kofi with punches and he tries for a cross body but Ryback catches hi and hits a suplex for a near fall. Ryback goes to the turnbuckles for a dive but he is met with Kofiâ€™s boots.
Kofi with boots and then he hits a springboard drop kick for a near fall. Kofi with a kick to the chest and then he sets for the Boom Drop and he connects. Kofi sets for Trouble in Paradise but Ryback moves into the corner. Kofi misses but he hits a pendulum kick followed by a springboard cross body for a near fall.
Kofi leaps into the corner but Ryback grabs Kofi and drops him on the turnbuckle. Ryback with a lariat and then he hits the marching musclebuster for the three count.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see footage of Big Show, Vince McMahon, R Truth, Eva Marie, and Alicia Fox in Afghanistan. Remember that Tribute to the Troops airs on Saturday.
It is time for Bad News Barrett and he has his bucket of donations. He says that he has been out all day to raise money from the residents of this fine city. Their generosity has helped raise thousands of dollars. Wade says that he has some bad news. He is not affiliated with any charities so this money is coming home with him. It is going to be a very happy holidays at the Bad News Barrett household.
Dean Ambrose says that CM Punk got lucky at TLC, but he is in pain. He has three thorns in his side. Punkâ€™s pain brings them pleasure. When is Punk so buddy buddy with John Cena? Seth says that they have walked down the alley many times so they know what lurks in the shadows. The result is the same, them lying down gasping for air.
Reigns says that Big E Langston has the target on his chest. He is in the deep end with the sharks. The Shield is an evolutionary machine that tears up everything in its path.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Nine: CM Punk, John Cena, and Big E Langston versus Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns
Ambrose and Cena start things off. They lock up and Cena with a side head lock and Cena with a shoulder tackle. Rollins tags in and Dean tells him something. Rollins with a kick and punch to Cena. Cena punches back and he Irish whips Rollins. Rollins misses a clothesline and Cena with two shoulder tackles followed by a Blue Thunder Bomb. Cena goes for the five knuckle shuffle but Rollins gets to the floor.
Reigns tags in and he has something to say to Cena and he pushes him. Cena pushes back. Cena with punches but Reigns with a Samoan drop for a near fall. Reigns with punches as we go to commercial.
We are back and Rollins punches Cena in the corner. We see footage from the commercial when Reigns connected with a Superman punch. Rollins with a blockbuster for a near fall. Ambrose tags in and he punches Cena. Ambrose with a snap elbow drop for a near fall. Ambrose with a head butt to Cena. Ambrose with punches to Cena.
Ambrose with a sleeper and he gets on Cenaâ€™s back. Punk tags in and he connects with a double sledge. Punk with a leg lariat to Ambrose followed by a suicide dive onto Ambrose. Punk sends Ambrose back into the ring and he hits a swinging neck breaker. Punk with a running knee into the corner followed by a short arm clothesline.
Punk signals for the elbow drop but Rollins tries to interfere and Punk kicks Rollins off the apron. Ambrose with a shoulder that knocks Punk off the apron and into the announce table. Ambrose with a suplex on the floor.
Ambrose rolls Punk back into the ring and gets a near fall. Rollins tags in and he kicks Punk in the ribs. Rollins with a hard Irish whip. Rollins taunts Punk and then he kicks Punk in the chest and head. Rollins with more boots to the chest. Rollins misses a splash into the corner and he falls to the mat. Ambrose tags in and he blocks Punkâ€™s path to his corner and he applies a front face lock.
Ambrose with punches to the midsection. Reigns tags in and Punk with chops but Reigns with a bear hug. Reigns with a belly-to-belly suplex for a near fall. Reigns with a leaping elbow drop for a near fall. Rollins tags in and he kicks Punk and then Rollins with a body scissors. Punk gets out of the hold and Ambrose knocks Cena off the apron and then Reigns with a spear to Cena on the floor. Ambrose pulls Punk into the corner to make sure that Punk cannot make a tag. Punk with a round kick to the head and both men are down.
Reigns tags in and he keeps Punk from making the tag. Reigns misses a splash into the corner and Langston and Rollins tag in. Langston with shoulders and clotheslines. Langston with a belly-to-belly suplex to Rollins and then he tosses Ambrose onto Rollins. Langston with an Ultimate Warrior Splash to Rollins and Ambrose
Rollins with an elbow to Langston and then Ambrose tags in and Rollins stops the Big Ending and Ambrose gets a near fall when Cena breaks up the cover. Cena catches Rollins off the turnbuckles but Reigns with a spear. Punk with a clothesline off the top. Punk takes care of Reigns. Ambrose falls victim to the Big Ending but Reigns and Rollins break up the cover and the referee calls for the bell.
Winners: CM Punk, John Cena, and Big E Langston
After the match, The Shield set up for the Cerberus Bomb on Langston but Reigns is pulled to the floor. Cena with an Attitude Adjustment to Rollins while Punk hits the Go To Sleep on Ambrose.
We go to credits.