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WWE SUPERSHOW REPORT: BATTLE ROYALS, SIX MAN TAG MATCHES; DIVAS IN TAG TEAM ACTION; FOUR MATCHES ANNOUNCED FOR SUNDAY; AND THE CELL IS USED

By Richard Trionfo on 2011-09-26 23:02:45
We are live from Kansas City, Missouri and your announcers are Jim ‘When will I be able to see this show in my market’Ross, Booker ‘Someone get King healed’ T and Michael ‘Happy Birthday Scoops’ Cole.

We see the Cell hanging above the ring since Hell in a Cell is on Sunday.

Triple H makes his way to the ring and we see his firing of R Truth and Miz and their removal from the building.

Hunter says that he wants to explain his actions from last week. Truth and Miz were fired not because of his ego or some conspiracy theory. They were fired because of . . .

what happened after Night of Champions when they cut a promo about a conspiracy list. Then we see Miz and Truth apologizing last Monday before being fined $250,000 each.

Hunter tells Miz and Truth that they were fired for their own actions. They savagely attacked a WWE Official. Then they came to him with a weak apology. He says that he was going to be fired, but he decided to fine them so he could use them one more time in a main event before firing them. Hunter says that the fine will be paid by Mark Henry. He will pay that fine for putting his hands on Jim Ross and for attacking Jerry Lawler and putting him through a table.

Hunter says that no one man is bigger than the WWE. Hunter reminds us that he fired one of his best friends for lying to him. He says that he will do what is best for the WWE.

Vickie Guerrero comes out to interrupt Hunter with a few Excuse Mes. She says hat the United States Champion Dolph Ziggler has something to say. Hunter says that he is glad that Hunter is out here because he is talking about doing what is right for the business. He wants to know what he is going to do for him. Dolph reminds Hunter that Hugh Jackman fractured his jaw . . . an actor (no offense) fractured his jaw. Dolph says that he was stealing the show last week like he always does.

We see the graphic of the punch. Dolph says that he can still compete and he will do it for the kids who look up to him. He says that he cannot eat solid food so he wants to know what Hunter is going to do about this.

Hunter says that Hugh Jackman, an actor from Hollywood, was a guest on the show and Hugh punched Dolph in his glass jaw. Hunter says that he can get some security for when the Muppets are here next month.

Cody Rhodes comes out and he says that if it was amusing when DOlph got sucker punched, Hunter must have been rolling on the floor when RandyOrton maliciously hit him in the head with the ring bell. Cody says that he had nine staples in his head. Cody says that was worse than shoving a referee. Why wasn’t Orton punished or fined?

Hunter says that he wished that Cody had his mouth stapled. A few years ago, Randy Orton came out to handcuff him and watch him attack his wife. Hunter says that he didn’t whine. He went to Orton’s house to beat him up.

The complaint line continues with Christian to air his grievances. He says that he doesn’t interrupt a conversation that doesn’t involve him. What happened to him last week was worse. Sheamus put his hands on Christian during his match, threw him into the ring and cost him the World Heavyweight Championship. Christian wants to hear from Hunter how that was fair.

Hunter says that it was a Lumberjack match and it is the job of the lumberjacks to throw you back in.

Christian says that he has had enough . . . all of them have had enough. Christian asks them if they want to join him in filing the biggest lawsuit in the history of WWE. Christian says that he could change his mind if he gets ‘one more match’.

Hunter says that it seems fair if he gives Christian what he wants. Christian gets one more match at Hell in a Cell against Sheamus.

On Friday, Christian gets one more match against Randy Orton. Tonight, Christian gets one more match against John Cena.

Christian asks if it is for the title and Hunter says no. Christian says this is unacceptable.

Dolph says that he figures that Hunter isn’t going to do the right thing. Last week, Dolph got beaten so he will defend it this week against the man who beat him last week. Hunter says that he hopes that Zack Ryder wins the title tonight.

Dolph and Vickie storm out of the ring.

Hunter tells Cody that because he has a zipper on the side of his head, he gets the night off. Cody says that with all due respect, he says that Hunter is a poor excuse for a COO. Hunter says that is a great idea that Cody defends the Intercontinental Title tonight. Cody says that Hunter should resign. Hunter says that Cody will have to face the first nine men he finds in a ten man battle royal.

Match Number One: Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, Sin Cara, John Morrison, Alex Riley, Daniel Bryan, Ezekiel Jackson, Sheamus, Ted DiBiase, and Justin Gabriel in a Battle Royal for the Intercontinental Title

The lights go down and everyone starts to corner Cody and he goes to the floor. Bryan goes after Cara. McIntyre is eliminated by Jackson. El Segundo Cara comes in and pull the original out and Bryan throws Number Two to the floor. Morrison tries to eliminate Sheamus while Sin Cara gives Sin Cara a rana. Ted rolls Cody into the ring and Gabriel, Bryan, and Ted kick Cody. Sheamus sends Ted into the turnbuckles. Bryan with a kick to Jackson. Riley tries to eliminate Gabriel but Gabriel skins the cat. They fight to the apron and Sheamus with a Brogue kick to Riley to eliminate him and Sheamus punches Gabriel to the floor to eliminate him.

Jackson eliminates Bryan and Morrison in the corner. Jackson and Sheamus exchange punches while Cody and Ted fight in the corner. Sheamus with forearms to Jackson followed by knees to the head. Ted tries for Dream Street on Sheamus but Sheamus backs him into the corner. Cody eliminates Ted and then he hits Beautiful Disaster to Sheamus. Jackson sends Cody to the apron and he holds on and Jackson goes over the top rope to the floor.

We are down to Cody and Sheamus and Sheamus with a double sledge followed by a power slam. Sheamus sets for the Celtic Cross but Cody gets out of the hold and Christian distracts Sheamus and Sheamus knocks Cody down. Sheamus sets for the Brogue kick and Sheamus misses. Cody pushes Sheamus over but he lands on the apron. Cody tries to use the mask but Sheamus blocks it. Christian distracts Sheamus and Cody hits Sheamus with the mask and knocks Sheamus to the floor.

Winner: Cody Rhodes

After the match, Christian sends Sheamus into the ring post and then he wants to know how it feels not to win a title because Sheamus cost him on Friday night.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Michael Cole thinks that Hunter is losing some control but they are putting up some safeguards for the announcers. We see footage from last week when Mark Henry showed that Kings can go through tables. They talk about his medical condition.

John Laurinaitis is with David Otunga. Otunga says that the decisions are arbitrary and capricious. David says that the wrestlers are coming to him for legal advice. John says that it is not a legal issue yet. Maybe he needs to assert his influence. Otunga leaves and John sends a text message.

Natalya and Beth Phoenix are walking in the back and we go to a video package for Kelly Kelly.

Match Number Two: Kelly Kelly and Eve Torres versus Beth Phoenix and Natalya

Eve and Beth lock up and Beth works on the wrist. Eve with a cartwheel and hammer lock but Beth backs Eve into the ropes. Beth runs into a boot and Natalya distracts Eve and Beth pulls Eve down by the hair. Natalya tags in and they get Eve over their heads and drop her to the mat. Natalya works on the legs and back with a submission hold and Natalya gets a near fall. Natalya with a kick to the midsection and Beth tags in and kicks Eve. Beth chokes Eve in the ropes and Beth goes for a splash in the ropes but Eve moves. Kelly with a Thesz Press from the turnbuckles and then she slaps Beth in the rear end. Kelly with the screaming spinning head scissors followed by a handspring back elbow into the corner and a bulldog but Natalya breaks up the cover.

Natalya avoids a dive from Eve. Kelly sends Natalya to the floor but Beth with a running double thrust to the throat followed by the Glam Slam for the three count.

Winners: Beth Phoenix and Natalya

Match Number Three: Mark Henry versus Great Khali

Henry attacks Khali from behind before the match starts with the title belt while Khali poses for the fans. Henry gets Khali up and hits the World’s Strongest Slam. Henry tells Khali that he isn’t afraid of him. Henry says that if he is going to pay a fine, everyone is going to pay one.

John Cena walks in the back and we go to commercial.

John Cena makes his way to the ring and he has something to say before his match with Christian. Cena says that some are going to love what Cena has to say. He says that on Sunday, he goes to hell. Sunday Hell makes history because we have the first Triple Threat Hell in a Cell Match. Why have this match? This match is necessary. Cena says the championship is surrounded by controversy. From the second CM Punk walked out of the building at Money in the Bank, to Alberto cashing in Money in the Bank, to Cena holding it over his head a record breaking tenth time this championship is flooded with controversy. At the end of the night, the controversy is over. Hell in a Cell is a brutal problem solver. It is 20 feet high and there is more than five tons of steel.

Cena says that he can talk about the things that have happened here, but he will talk about what will happen. He will run into the cell and stare Satan in the eyes and ask him if that is all that he has got. John says that he has been through hell. That is why he holds the WWE Championship and on Sunday there is no way in hell that he loses it.

Alberto Del Rio makes his way to the ring to join the announce team. CM Punk makes his way to the ring and Punk is dressed to commentate.

Match Number Three: John Cena versus Christian

Cena with a back body drop and then he misses a charge into the corner. Christian with a tornado DDT for a near fall. Christian with kicks to Cena and then he stands on Cena’s chest. Christian with punches but Cena with a kick and suplex and Christian goes to the apron. Christian with a shoulder and then he returns to the ring.

Christian goes to the turnbuckle and hits a missile drop kick and gets a near fall. Christian punches Cena and then he goes up top but he misses a diving head butt. Cena with two flying shoulder tackles followed by a Blue Thunder Bomb attempt but Christian gets to his feet and he kicks Cena. Christian tries for the Killswitch but Cena counters with the Blue Thunder Bomb and Cena with the Five Knuckle Shuffle and then Christian goes to the floor but Cena sends Christian over the announce table. Del Rio hits Punk and then Christian hits Cena.

Cena gets Christian up for the Attitude Adjustment but Del Rio with a running enzuigiri and the referee calls for the bell.

Winner: John Cena by disqualification

Punk comes into the ring and Del Rio goes up the ramp.

After the match, Del Rio says they will be living in hell on Sunday, but he is the only one coming back. Alberto says that it is his destiny to beat the hell out of them to become the WWE Champion again. After that, they can all go to hell.

We go to commercial.

We are back with highlights from last week when Dolph Ziggler was embarrassed by Hugh Jackman.

Match Number Four: Zack Ryder versus Dolph Ziggler with Jack Swagger and Vickie Guerrero for the United States Title

Ziggler with kicks to Ryder followed by an elbow drop and he gets a near fall. Ziggler with a splash into the corner. Ziggler with a drop kick to Ryder. Ziggler with a kick and punches in the corner. Ziggler misses a splash into the corner and Ziggler hits his face on the ring post. Ryder with forearms and punches to Ziggler followed by the running boot.

Vickie gets on the apron and the referee does not see Swagger drop Ryder on the top rope to allow Ziggler to hit the Zig Zag for the three count.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

After the match, Swagger and Ziggler go after Ryder but Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne come out to make the save.

Teddy Long comes out and he says that if Vickie’s clientele are going to get involved, they are going to do it the right way. He gives Vickie three minutes to find a partner for Ziggler and Swagger because we are going to have a six man tag match.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Five: Evan Bourne, Kofi Kingston, and Zack Ryder versus Jack Swagger, Mason Ryan, and Dolph Ziggler with Vickie Guerrero

Kofi and Swagger start things off and they lock up. Swagger with a forearm to the back followed by a punch and he sends Kofi into the turnbuckles. Kofi punches Swagger. Kofi floats over and hits a drop kick and gets a near fall. Bourne tags in and he hits a double stomp to the head followed by kicks to the leg. Bourne puts Swagger’s leg in the rope and he kicks it. Swagger holds on to the ropes on a snap mare and Ziggler is tagged in.

Ziggler punches Bourne in the head followed by a neck breaker. Ziggler with a boot across the face. Swagger tags in and he connects with forearms to the back and he kicks Bourne. Swagger gets a near fall and then he locks the arm and he stretches Bourne. Bourne gets back to his feet and then he drops Bourne across his knee. Bourne with knees to Swagger and then Kofi tags in and hits a springboard cross body followed by chops and a drop kick.

Kofi leaps into the corner and then he punches Swagger and rolls off Swagger and hits a European uppercut.

Vickie brings Mason Ryan to the ring to be the third man in the match.

Bourne tags in and gets a near fall with a sunset flip. Kofi tags back in and Kofi with a flying forearm off Kofi’s back and he gets a near fall. Swagger punches Kofi and connects with a forearm. Kofi lands on his feet on a suplex attempt and Ryder tags in and he punches Swagger but Swagger with a clothesline.

Ryan tags in and he clotheslines Swagger and sends him over the top rope. Ryan brings Ziggler into the ring and then Ryan with a uranage to Ziggler. Ryder with the Rough Ryder to Ziggler for the three count.

Winners: Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston, and Evan Bourne

Vickie yells at Swagger and Ziggler for losing.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time for the Hell in a Cell video package.

We run through the card for Hell in a Cell.

David Otunga is talking to Christian, Cody, Dolph, and Vickie and he is talking about how this is an unsafe working environment. Otunga says that Laurinaitis is going to do something about this and he is a man of his word. Otunga doesn’t know if a lawsuit is the way to go, but they need to be together. Christian agrees. So do Dolph and Vickie. Cody is in too.

John Cena joins the announce team for this match since it makes sense because Alberto Del Rio and CM Punk were at the announce table to watch Cena’s match against Christian.

Match Number Six: Alberto Del Rio versus CM Punk

Punk punches Del Rio and he works on the arm and shoulder. Punk with a snap mare and forearms to the chest. Punk throws Del Rio to the floor and Punk follows after him and he hits an elbow drop from the apron. They fight to the announce table and Punk sends Del Rio into Cena.

Punk punches Del Rio and then he sends Del Rio back into the ring and Punk stares at Cena. Del Rio with a kick to Punk and then he punches and kicks him. Del Rio chokes Punk in the ropes. Del Rio kicks Punk and punches him. Del Rio with a running kick into the corner and then he chokes Punk.

Del Rio with a kick to the chest but he misses a charge into the corner. Punk punches Del Rio and kicks him. Punk with knees and a head butt to Del Rio. Punk gets sent to the apron and Del Rio with an enzuigiri and Punk goes to the floor as we go to commercial.

We are back and Del Rio with a key lock and Punk with punches and an arm drag but Punk runs into boots from Del Rio. Punk gets Del Rio on his shoulders and Del Rio escapes and he hits a DDT and gets a near fall. Del Rio with a running kick to the head and Del Rio gets a near fall. Del Rio tries to return to the key lock but he goes for an arm bar instead. Punk with punches to Del Rio but he misses a charge into the corner and Punk goes shoulder first into the post. Del Rio with an enzuigiri for a near fall.

Del Rio returns to the arm bar. Punk stomps on Del Rio’s foot and then he kicks Del Rio. Del Rio with a clothesline and he gets a near fall. Del Rio misses a charge at Punk and he goes through the ropes and to the floor. Ricardo checks on Del Rio on the floor.

Del Rio drops Punk on the top rope but Punk with a kick for a near fall. Punk with punches and kicks to Del Rio but Punk misses a round kick and Del Rio with a leaping arm breaker and then he gets a near fall. Del Rio returns to the injured arm and he applies a key lock.

Punk with head butts to Del Rio to get out of the hold and Punk with a neck breaker for a near fall. Punk tries to get some feeling back into his arm. Punk with punches to Del Rio followed by a kick and leg lariat. Del Rio struggles to get to his feet and Punk with the running knee into the corner. Del Rio avoids the bulldog and he hits a divorce court for a near fall. Del Rio kicks Punk and then he sets for the float over into the cross arm breaker but Punk kicks Del Rio and gets the three count.

Winner: CM Punk

After the match, the cage lowering music plays for the Cell and Ricardo is against the apron and Ricardo is inside the ring and he cannot escape. Cena chases after Ricardo and Ricardo tries to get out of the cell and he begs for mercy.

Cena sends Ricardo into the ring and Punk with Go To Sleep and Cena with an Attitude Adjustment. Punk tries for the Go To Sleep but Cena escapes and he tries for the Attitude Adjustment but Punk escapes. Del Rio hits Cena and Punk with the steel chair. The referee warns Del Rio while he sets up the chair in the turnbuckles. Del Rio sends Punk into the chair in the corner. Del Rio hits Cena in the back with the chair and then he hits Punk.

We go to credits.

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